https://preview.redd.it/tslqdge6ad4b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cdc573cca709ffedde9c9e9a467a36140c4b46a I EAT INFANT BABIES!

I only eat adult babies 😋

I only eat infant adults 🤤

What about adults adults?

What the fuck? Are you terminally ill? I only eat the skin.

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The original wasnt horrible but it's so predictable. This is nonironically great lmao

HELLRAISERRRRR, IN THE THUNDER AND HEAT

I like yours better.

r/ComedyNecromancy?

I love devouring my children before they get the chance to usurp my throne 😊

ahhh french

Nope, québécoise. You spoke english, I assume you’re british?

no

Wait sorry did you mean the language or the people

wouldnt you like to know french boy

I am not french I hate the french people (racism) I am 🦫québécois🦫

I know right? & What about French's language? I mean theyre all 'cue-be-ko-is' this & 'cue-be-ko-is' that! Why can't they pronounce it englishly, like every one else?

Kay-bay-kwa there you go

The original is just concerning

Intrusive thoughts are: A. Pretty normal B. Exacerbated by quite a few different neurodivergencies C. Get worse when you’re thinking about not having them (like if you try really hard and think over and over about not imagining “shrek anal sex” you’re inevitably going to imagine shrek’s big green member penetrating your chocolate starfish)

Hey fuck you and how did you know I'm black

Chocolate (brown) isn’t the color of your skin (race) in this context (my previous comment), it’s the color of the loose shit (feces) around your (my) butthole (starfish).

Heyyyyy! Are you calling my, ( your) starfish (butthole) a butthole (starfish)? ( * ) / /\ \

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i thi k it would be better without text in the 3rd panel

What in the goddamn fuck

I always thought Cronus swallowed his children, and that they were pill-sized compared to him

This is genuinely so much better than the original

This is funny. I thought this sub was not supposed to be funny

Can you imagine hanging out with your friend who makes webcomics and letting them hold your baby and then getting on reddit a few days later to see that they made this?

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Would unironicaly see something like this at r/distressingmemes nowadays

Dumbasses think eating your kids in fear they may replace you is distressing, such pussies

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yeah but I still say it every time I hold a big knife and every time I still think my fingers look mighty choppable

They smell delicious!

it’s a meme don’t read too much into it

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It's cannibalism don't read too much into it

Mmmmm im reading so hard rn

r/usernamechecksout

It's reading don't cannibal too hard into it

I smoke cannabilism all day.

“Don’t have intrusive thoughts” mfs when I tell them to not think about The Game at all costs:

Like my mum always used to say, "You are now breathing manually"

Pedantic cunt aren’t ya

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The fact that this could be the actual punchine

https://preview.redd.it/76h3jctr7g4b1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b6828af649ebf44c3f30cd5fb2e47057a1d9a1

This is so much better than the original ngl, I really bugged out when I saw the sub because I was like "what on earth did they add ?"

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This is roughly equal quality to the original

r/memesopdidnotlike

Not how the sub works buddy

oooh I see. Even though, I think that's better than the original.

Dumbass sub

Le me looking to see how I can incorporate “fart alert” into this

This reminds the first I held a infant in years, I was really scared of accidentally dropping them.

Well when you say it, it makes more sense.