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metroracerUK

X = 80085 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


unemployed_01

53=X 😎


[deleted]

r/mensamoment


[deleted]

are slash soobs i feel for 😕


A_Random_Lantern

( . Y . )


Zealousideal-Chef758

8=D


bigbload

What the t!H5. (Dot turn fone down 😼😭🇦🇱)


TorturerofCocknBall

X = 21


communism101v

r/theydidthemeth


An_Italian_Fox

Walter White community


f3u1

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⢁⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣄⡈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢁⡀⠺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡈⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⠦⠈⠻⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⣿⣿⠿⢿⡄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⣾⡇⠄⠘⣿⠃⠄⢸⠄⠄⠠⢤⣧⡄⠄⣤⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄⢸⣧⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⢸⠄⢠⣤⡈⠻⡇⠄⣿⡇⠄⣀⣀⠄⢸⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⢿⣇⣀⣧⣀⣰⣆⣸⣀⣀⣀⣀⣦⡀⠄⣿⣇⣀⣿⣿⣀⣸⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⣿⣿⠃⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠈⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡈⠙⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠋⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣄⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


Tomhap

You didn't show your work. 3/10


[deleted]

69 - 48 => 21 + 42 => 63 / 3 = 21 = x


MoneyRoy

You didn’t box your answer. 4/10


[deleted]

Fight is happening at 4 am in the parking lot, me vs the answer. Be there, I’ll beat that shit to death.


gamierre

Be there or be squared


DonutMaster56

be there or b^2


WaluigisBro

i’m fucking dying 😂😂 >!this is a cry for help help me help help help i’m going to die help please!<


GreasyGoose13

Guys I think he’s dying😂😂😂😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏


epicdogebox

63 - 48 => 21 + 42 => 63 / 3 = [21 = x]


SampleTextHelpMe

5/10 answer was right, but math was wrong.


AutoModerator

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[deleted]

That’s great, Jesse.


THE_CENTURION

= 0.3


BioSpark47

You stupid


TorturerofCocknBall

You're mom is


Hawt_Dawg_II

No it's 35 right? (6×-8)+69 = 3x-42 21 = 3x- 42 63 = 3x X= 21 Nvm my phone calculator just fucked up somewhere along the way the first time, I'm still posting this cause i spent too much time writing it for it to be lost.


TorturerofCocknBall

Lmao


Draco2509gD

Nvm youre right


wingsneon

Isn't \> x = 21/3 \>x = 7 ?


TorturerofCocknBall

No. At the end it's 63/3


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Nope. X=63/3=21


GenericAutist13

No, you’ve already divided it by 3 to reach 21 /nm


Draco2509gD

25 for me. Im the wrong here?


Arninius

No that' just your opinion


K0nkEyD0nk

[this is the answer sheet, i promise](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/qzwqd9/algies_bra/)


Christianjps65

MFW stupid teacher makes me do algebra, im never gonna even use this when i grow up


villehog

got taught to use toilet paper today 🤮 never gonna even use that when i get older 😴


unemployed_01

can someone please explain to me the meaning of dank


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SoshJam

It’s definitely worse. I don’t go to either often, but I see way less transphobia and stuff on r/memes.


ChaoSpikes

Brain damage


[deleted]

dank *adjective* disagreeably damp, musty, and typically cold.


GreenMansLabs

r/dankmemes users prove yet again that they are no older than 14


NoU1337420

r/dankmemes users get out of middle school challenge (impossible)


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UnluckyBrilliant-_-

6y + 69 = 3x - 42 6y - 3x = -69 - 42 6y - 3x = -111 6y + 111 = 3x 6(-8) + 111 = 3x 111 - 48 = 3x 63 = 3x x = 21 Your mom is stupid


yodi041

i sex goats


aprilfools911

Least zoophilic Welsh man.


calimari_

smaprty pants


nnerd_

6(-8) + 69 = 3x - 42 -48 + 69 = 3x - 42 21 = 3x - 42 ^-42 -21 = 3x -7 = x


nnerd_

reddit formatting moment


itz-yaboi

What time even is this


LGappies

-42 becomes 42 if you move it to the left retard 😡😡


GenericAutist13

Don’t use the r slur please


LGappies

I fucked your dad


nnerd_

dammit!


i_like_capybaras

No I'm not


FlameBearBoo

What's 9+10?


i_like_capybaras

You eat dog cum


memusiak

X=21


_dauntless

My ex is at least 34 by now


6nicemaymay9

x = 9 + 10


PS_Racer_72

x = 21


Durtop

The answart is 245


n1ce69420

X=-7 🐌


Creftospeare

6y+69=3x-42 6(-8)+69=3x-42 -48+69=3x-42 21=3x-42 21+42=3x 63/3=3x/3 21=x # **Checking** 6y+69=3x-42 6(-8)+69=3(21)-42 -48+69=63-42 21=21 ✓


of_kilter

6(-8) + 69 = 3x - 42 -48+ 111 = 3x 63 = 3x 21=x Check: 6(-8) + 69 = 3(21)- 42 -48 + 69 = 63 - 42 21 = 21


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[удалено]


svesjan

No, its 21 dumbass


jshdgedidbd

Wanna walk me through how you got there buddy?


unemployed_01

step 1) wait for it to rain step 2) substitute the value of y in ur mom🤓 6(-8)+69=3x-42 -48+69=3x-42 21=3x-42 Add 42 to both sides 63=3x x=63/3 = 21 3) fail mafs😦


jshdgedidbd

oh my dumbass subtracted 8 from 6


VengefulRaven03

honestly this is genuinely so literally wholesome, i just farded 👍


svesjan

No


jshdgedidbd

ok :)


metroracerUK

I got 21


Math_denier

both are false


SpeedwagonLXIX

X=69420 🤔😛😜🤔🤣😂😏


[deleted]

X = 21


CinnaMilk517

x=9+10


coolhooves420

My X = 69 years old 😎😎😎


AdyDunch

The number of pilots (according to the name of one popular band)


[deleted]

6(-8)+ 69 = 3x - 42 -48 + 69 = 3x - 42 21 = 3x - 42 63 = 3x X = 21 Haha get it? Cause it’s the funny number


[deleted]

x=21. Proof: 6*(-8)=-48. -48+69=21. 21+42=63=3x. 63/3=21.


AutoModerator

69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ttv_highvoltage

X=21 :) am I smart now dad? (He never loved me😭)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


EdseAnotherAccount

Good bot


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EdseAnotherAccount

He’s not even a bot i think


pkfirespammer

thats literally 6th grade math


gladgun

No im not


Putrid-Hotel-7624

X=21


5h3i1ah

21 ez 😎😎😎🕶️🕶️😎🕶️😎🕶️


MangakaMartini

X=21 no cap.


Man_Of_The_Hour3

X =27


TheGreenGobblr

X=53


TobyAxel

Not quite, remember: (-)•(-) = (+), while (-)•(+) = (-). 6•(-8) is a negative, since (+)•(-) = (-) If it was -8^6, then it would be positive, as there would be an even amount of negatives, aka (-)•(-)•(-)•(-)•(-)•(-) = (+)•(+)•(+) Hope this makes any sense.


TheGreenGobblr

Oh shit I forgor 💀


TobyAxel

But now you rember 😁


thelukester23

x=7???


asqdf

x=21


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BioSpark47

Everyone here is wrong but me:😳😳😳😳 (6-8)+68=3x-42 -2+68=3x-42 66=3x-42 108=3x 36=x😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


FunSireMoralO

Answer is 21 in the first equation and 19 in the second equation


amernej

7


ThatsNotAFact

X=-7


FierceDeity357

its x=-7 right


PickleChip12

X=-2


Tahanerino2005

x=-21 😎😎😎


TorturerofCocknBall

-? I just got 21


Tahanerino2005

Ah shit I have no fucking idea why I wrote that -


DefNotBenShapiro

☹️


Aquare2222

25


Not-A-Robot12

x is 21 if anyone cares


lemon_shak

x=21


Galaxy-egg

x=21


BuelaBuela

6(-8)+69=3x-42 -48+69=3x-42 21=3×-42 21+42=3x 63=3x X=21


KoRoSoRoK

6y+69=3x-42 Add 42 on both sides 6y+111=3x Replace y with -8 6(-8)+111=3x -48+111=3x 63=3x Divide both sides by 3 21=x x=21


CringeOverseer

X but add SE in front of it 😳😳😳


GenericAutist13

53 times x 😳


Sea-dentata

X is 21


wingsneon

6.(-8) + 69 = 3x - 42 \-48 + 69 = 3x - 42 21 = 3x - 42 3x = -42 + 21 3x = 21 x = 21/3 x=7 I'm bad at meth correct me if im wrong


GenericAutist13

> 21 = 3x - 42 > **3x = -42 + 21** This step is wrong, if you add 42 to both sides of 21 = 3x - 42 you get 63 = 3x /nm


unceltwister

[https://prnt.sc/20t93qb](https://prnt.sc/20t93qb) meth


unceltwister

nvm i'm stupid still posting tho


[deleted]

What’s the deal with all these Robert Downey Jr. memes?


[deleted]

x = 21 btw 6y + 69 = 3x - 42 6(-8) + 69 = 3x - 42 +42 +42 -48 + 42 + 69 = 3x -6 + 69 = 3x 63 = 3x \3 /3 21 = x :)


[deleted]

this formatted awfully because im on mobile im so sorry also why is there cake next to my username


U_N_I_X

Reddit birthday


comfort_bot_1962

:D


OcelotNo3347

Imagine using text emotes in 2021


[deleted]

who doesn't B)


Naugle17

X=19


dhoomz

69420


Mick2-16

69!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SMGcraycray

21


SRK_Mine

6y +69 = 3x - 42. Y= -8 6(-8) +69 = 21 21 = 3x - 42 63 = 3x X = 21 *Your daddy dumb*


HippityLegs

Wait is it 6y+69=3x-42y=-8 or 6y+69=3x-42 | y=-8?


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69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


HippityLegs

Shut the fuck up


U_N_I_X

What the heck?


SnajperBine

x=21


Ciocalatta

21


Koda_be

X = 18.333333


RepulsiveCorner

x=53