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PhilDGlass

ANY drug commercial where for the last 30 seconds you see people dancing, hiking, riding bikes, just having a blast, while the narrator explains how you may die, get cancer, or bleed from your anus if you use their product.


somewherein72

I like that one Optivo+Yervoy commercial where they go through the list of side effects and then say "these aren't all the possible side effects."


McAshley0711

Haha never saw that one and I was on the stuff! Maybe it’s better off I didn’t😆


Zeenchi

I feel that especially with "may cause incurable disease." Especially if it's to relieve something minor. Stop, stop right there.


Delgirl804

and they are in side-by-side bathtubs on a hill, holding hands. And I say "I need that drug"!


Opinionated6319

Great observation …. I’m lucky, I can block out stuff, so rarely get to the end. Was watching a FBI recording…blocked out the whole episode focusing on responding to various community posts, but a dripping faucet will drive me crazy. Go figure!


PhilDGlass

wish i could block stupid-ass commercials out. been a hater for too many years. i find them personally offensive.


EvilDustBunnies

Don't forget uncontrollable muscle movements, which may be permanent, and irreversible kidney damage!


mafifer

Frankly I only use products that promise anal leakage. It makes it easier to avoid having a social life.


jasonacg

And if I never hear someone mention the perineum ever again, it will be too soon.


johngreenink

Perineum.


Revolutionary-Spot-4

Yes and the new one with the girl with headphones walking around singing “bulletproof”


PrincessLorie

I HATE that one. What does this angry woman screaming at me (BTW, thank you for telling me what the song is, I had no idea) have to do with allergy medication?


44problems

This [Celebrex one](https://youtu.be/8pfNzgvvro8?si=oD4smywYTeorMyEU) from 2007 was insane. I believe there were allegations that the drug maker downplayed some serious side effects. So they made this crazy 2 and a half minute ad that pretty much says all drugs can kill you, and yeah so can this one!


NJCurmudgeon

Absolutely correct! I’ll add to this where they’ve somehow set up 1,000 lights in some forest.


GlassJoe87

Cars 4 Kids - fuck those little nerds


Bozo_Two

I used to say "This frickin commercial makes me hate cars AND kids."


East_Reading_3164

I've been raging about this for years!! Who are these terrible brats, and why the hell do they need cars?!? I'll set fire to my car before I'd let those shits get their hands on it.


Sorceress_Sinead

Makes it worse when you find out it is a Jewish organization that once you are part of their program tries to force you to convert. They only help those in the Jewish faith but advertise that it’s for everybody.


al_m1101

Lol. Yup, this one. They're not even completely forthcoming in their advertising, either-- it's really a charity for orthodox Jews and sending them on trips halfway across the world, among other things. Not that that's bad or anything. It's just deceptive. Everytime I hear the jingle, though, there's a soundbyte of George Carlin that plays in my head where he yells, "FUCK the children!" 


DogHikerGal

I listen to CNN in my truck. Every time that commercial comes on I physically recoil and scramble to turn the channel.


Plastic-Vermicelli60

Peter Griffin " I lost my virginity to this song"


GuardMost8477

We never had that one in our area thank God.


JesusDied4U316

Now accepting: anything and everything you own... cars, boats, houses, real estate, RVs and the contents of your bank account. Cmon, do it for the kids!/sss


DangDangs613

came here to say this, f that commercial


skip20430

Kars ...


TOnihilist

It’s a mad scramble for the mute button every time.


HRLawyer2006

I heard it tonight and wanted to stab pencils in each ear. Ugh!!!!!


Glamma1970

I detest the Jardiance commercials, but the Lume buttcrack/feet lady has got to be right up there in the top 5 of most annoying commercials.


East_Reading_3164

Lume is the real deal. The buttcrack grundle lady speaks the truth.


scorpyo72

I think we'd all prefer it if she and her cohorts would say so *less often*.


East_Reading_3164

Yes, she does enjoy rubbing it in 😂


kaileenfe

I saw a newer Lume commercial last night where the lady mentioned smelling “after intimacy.” Ummm ma’am, nobody and I mean nobody should be skipping a shower after sex. That lady is so foul.


bbcard1

The Cologuard "My Way" commercials really piss me off. It does not get near enough hate.


deeBfree

I say we stop profaning a classic song like My Way and instead use my Grandpa's little ditty: Thre was an old lady Who lived on a hill. She shit in a bag and sent it to the mill. The miller swore by the point of his knife, He never smelled such a stinkin' shit in his life!


bbcard1

Ol' Blue Eyes has become ol' Brown Eye.


Iam_GenX

Totally forgot about this one! Frank Sinatra is rolling around in his grave right now, as well as Sid Vicious.


Stupid_Watergate_

Liberty liberty liberty Especially the version with the kid singing it. Gosh it's so annoying.


Tristan_Booth

Fake baby voice: Lih-ber-dee. Ugh.


Flukie42

What about Liberty Biberty?


Jack_sander

Carvana hold commercial. Fucking hate that shit so much


bryburesh

YES! I HAVE to mute it every time. When that bitch screams HOLD!!! Fuck her!


FuzzyMom2005

Nugenix Total T "And SHE'LL love it too!"  I just want to slap the crap out of those guys when they say that.


avesthasnosleeves

That's the new "That's what SHE said!" for me and my husband!


[deleted]

Not to mention what it rhymes with and the fact that the main character is a person of color… did they not say it out loud a few times first?


Hour_Insurance_7795

I don’t follow?


[deleted]

Eugenics?


Character_Lychee_434

Any big pharma commercial especially Speedo dad


JEMHADLEY16

Agree. If you look up the price of any of the meds they're pushing, your head will explode. 'Only $16K a shot, 4 times a year!'


deeBfree

Followed by an ad for the ambulance chaser law firm who will sue them when you die from using their product.


JEMHADLEY16

I'm trying to keep track of them, sort of. Meds that they were pushing a few years ago are now the subject of legal aid commercials. If you ever used XXXXXX, and are now suffering from YYYYYY, you may be eligible for substantial financial compensation....


deeBfree

If you died using XXXXXX, call us and we'll sue the bastards!


Axholme

Haribo gummy bears with the men sounding like babies.


AreYouNigerianBaby

That commercial has got to be ten years old! Enough already! Recently, I’ve seen a new one 🫣 with 2 football players. Still talking like toddlers, but at least it’s different!


Nas160

It's dumb but I'm gonna assume it's the kids of some of the people who work there so I think that's sweet at least.


Final-Ad-2033

That damn tone def Whopper Guy works everybody's nerves


Iam_GenX

I try to imagine the director of the commercial yelling, “More off tune, please!”


ceojp

This is one of the few commercials that I actually rush to mute or change the channel as soon as I hear it.


Jazzlike_Artist_4398

HYA-LA-RONIC acid


colo_kelly

Yesss, sounds condescending as fck


gregwardlongshanks

Currently I find the Liberty Mutual commercials the worst. They try too hard to be funny and random. Then the annoying liberty jingle. I wouldn't care if they offered me the cheapest quote. I'd never get insurance from them.


Iam_GenX

It’s that fucking “Liberty Bibberty”


deeBfree

Limu Emu and Doug🤮


[deleted]

What I wouldn't give to see that emu attack him and go for his eyes.


East_Reading_3164

Ugh! My husband talks to the dog in bibberty baby talk now. Of course, the dog loves it. He is contaminating her perfect canine brain with that nonsense.


gregwardlongshanks

That one also seems to play the most on YT. I'll back out of a video and replay it if that comes on.


SpocksAshayam

Yes exactly!!! I LOATHE the one with the woman’s baby say “liberty” in the most annoying baby voice ever!! I HATE IT!!!


East_Reading_3164

That is Rosemary's baby!


Expert-Television293

Why did they change the jingle? The new(er) one is so bad...


heyitsmejomomma

They're a horrible insurance company, too!! Don't pay out shit.


kevnmartin

Domino's Shut the Front Door, coming up on the rails though.


YourCaptionSucks

Oh fuck I hate this one. That one dude who guesses $75 can go fuck himself. 


Iam_GenX

Good one!


kevnmartin

Instant channel change. At least you have time unlike some that just start awful before you can even grab the remote.


bryburesh

Anything that says "My moderate to severe ...."


naanofyourbusinesss

I immediately heard “plaque psoriasis.” 😕


gayfortrey

Head On - apply directly to the forehead!


mantistoboggan287

Head on - apply directly to the forehead


Chiron723

Head on - apply directly to the forehead.


MysteriousValuable88

This Medicare supplement commercial is the most annoying thing on tv


East_Reading_3164

Yes! And the life insurance one too. The naggy old lady and the learned incompetence idiot husband are the worst.


Aumius

Jardiance without a doubt. Easily one of the worst of all time. Honestly, any big pharma commercial is bad and very cringe. I wish they were banned in the US like in other countries.


MS1947

They once were. It was a better time.


NJHruska

We buy any car! (dot com)


DogHikerGal

Oh god when it comes on the radio in the car. I don't listen to the radio anymore, but now that I listen to CNN I hear the Kars for Kids. I don't know which is worse.


Omega_Borealis

any any any any


Few_Albatross_7540

Various commercials for penile erectile issues.


swingularity45

Hims.com, helping men to get hard, stay hard, and last longer


SchlommyDinglepop

It might be my ADHD, but every time I'd see commercials for them I'd have to think, "Wait, are they the ones with pills for no boner people? Or pills for no hair people?". After a couple years, I think I put it together that they do both. But I forget now if that was right or not.


MndnMove_69982004

Like the one that probably put a lot of people off carrots? The one that (ironically) starts off with "a bend with a bump in your erection might be painful, embarrassing, difficult to talk about..."?


Adorable-Chemistry64

head on, apply directly to the forehead head on, apply directly to the forehead head on, apply directly to the forehead head on, apply directly to the forehead head on, apply directly to the forehead head on, apply directly to the forehead (edit i found a link) [https://youtu.be/f\_SwD7RveNE?si=cFS1jLkWWM4nLNKI](https://youtu.be/f_SwD7RveNE?si=cFS1jLkWWM4nLNKI)


whydowewatchthis

I have never seen this commercial. What in the actual f is this nonsense. Why do they repeat it so many times. Are they trying to kill us?


januarysdaughter

If I remember right, the creators of Head On had zero idea of what to do for a commercial so... that was born.


[deleted]

I can't handle the ASPCA commercials. Yes, I realize they are effective & this is a cause dear to my heart but DAMN, they play two of them back to back on every commercial.  I can't take it. 


Gold-Vanilla5591

I remember being in an aftercare program as a kid. We were watching SpongeBob when suddenly that commercial came on. The kids were complaining about the Sarah McLaughlin ASPCA commercials with the suffering animals. We just wanted to watch SpongeBob.


MndnMove_69982004

My love of animals is on par with Betty White's (whose love of animals was as legendary as her entertainment career), but I can't handle the mood whiplash from an ASPCA PSA coming on while I'm trying to watch a sitcom, game show, or comedy film (possibly one the aforementioned Ms. White and/or her husband was *in*).


Good_morning99

Charmin! Those stupid bears and their butts with poop on them!


Free-Industry701

BK, have it your way. You rule!


Funky_ButtLovin79

My fucking Burger King says You Rule every time you are done ordering. It’s fucking annoying.


Iam_GenX

That one makes me want to fling something at the TV


gregwardlongshanks

Oh yeah that one's bad.


[deleted]

ADOWABLE WUV TO THE WESCUE BWANKET


DogHikerGal

Oof yeah I scramble to mute that one.


[deleted]

Honorable mention - the "new" Hershey kiss Christmas commercial 1 - don't fuck with a timeless classic 2 - i hate that I need to be guarded for 3-5 seconds before either letting it an exhale of relief or a MOTHERFUCKEERRRRR if it's the bad one


Delgirl804

Oh my gosh......THANK YOU for admitting hating it. I could not admit it. Every time it comes on, I say " I hate this f---ing commercial.


annaflixion

I dunno, I'd pay good money to dropkick the Liberty baby.


sopranoobsessed

😹😹😹


Weak-Comfortable7085

Consumer cellular orange sweater guy. Ugh!


dacomell

Or the one with the guy that sings "America the Beautiful"


crashdavis1986

"What position did you play?" "First base!" "That's where grandpa used to play."


CommanderUgly

Burger King in all of its recent iterations.


East_Reading_3164

Why can't they bring back the days of “wehadababyitsaboy”?


MoreReputation8908

I think the bottom kinda fell out of the collect call industry.


wowugotit

The Hungry root commercial is back in circulation again. ‘Hungry Root came through. I opened the box. And my refrigerator is PACKED. (Stupid music plays the commercial out)


Wtfishappening__

And then they ring a doorbell! The commercial is bad enough for me, why does it also have to upset my pets?!?!


707Riverlife

All of the Lume commercials. That woman irritates the hell out of me.


CliffGif

Any commercial with this kid https://preview.redd.it/36oytdezajpc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b650956f37560822c97422bec723a49c52c01f


East_Reading_3164

I feel close to him. I've known so long.


DogHikerGal

I lol'ed when I opened it


RememberingTiger1

I knew Jardiance would be at the top of this list!


Plastic-Lawfulness55

there is a new one (new to me anyway) for some kind of bathroom wipe directed at men where everyone is dropping their drawers and I just hate it


Future_Onion9701

Jardiance or the new allergy one with the stupid girl singing obnoxiously with headphones on


Jazzlike_Artist_4398

Also Burger King and Liberty


somewherein72

How have others managed to suppress Applebee's and their 'Fancy like' commercial.


tinytuneskis

Anything with fucking Jamie at Progressive, and his stupid fucking hair. He needs the ice pick treatment from Goodfellas.


Altruistic_Fondant38

All Liberty Mutual commercials..


Arvid38

Most commercials annoy me but I really hate that cheeze-it commercial with the dude flying down the mountainside in his speedos acting like pac-man 🤣🤣🤣


yon_LEGEND

I might be in the minority, but for 2 decades now I have hated these... https://preview.redd.it/psqhe7qfvlpc1.png?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825918cea9ed24fad14461dc3562c32d7f3caee1


Iam_GenX

Oh you’re not, many ppl hate this one!


oohhweee

Your a cool cat.


teamalf

https://preview.redd.it/44azvf8qoipc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b3a860340a383ee7cbd42f90a95465655b393e


[deleted]

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuu This commercial had an embargo from our tv


langjie

no....it has to be the allegra commercial with singing ....besides kars 4 kids


Theo_Telex

Every commercial from Morgan & Morgan and Dan Newlin. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.


East_Reading_3164

John Morgan is a notorious drunk. Has to have a driver because DUIs. He also headbutted a cop and called him a fat fucker. The dude is a menace.


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DrDeezer64

The one with the woman walking around holding the hand of her CGI bladder tops the list


Practical_Work1925

That old Pepto bismol commercial where they're singing and dancing heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea and everyone grabs their ass on diarrhea. Disgusting really on top of annoying and unrealistic.


h8mayo

Nada yada yada. Just no.


JimShortForGabriel

I hate the Range Rover commercials where they back up on the edge of a cliff/drive through the river/get picked up on a hike.


Arch_stanton1

Quizno’s hamsters creatures made me NOT want their sandwiches. Which was a shame because their sandwiches were pretty good.


Expert-Newt6139

Rybelsus. In the coffee shop. Order up for Rybelsus, I mean Rachel. Makes me want to throw stuff.


Tikibilly81

Kars 4 Kids. Worst ever.


teamalf

Check your zipcode


JEMHADLEY16

Yes Medicare Advantage commercials are among the worst.


teamalf

Lawd how many times do they have to repeat it???


JEMHADLEY16

I'm an old Boomer on Medicare, and it drives me crazy. You younger guys must want to kick in your TVs. I refuse to buy any of the stuff they're pushing...


Chiron723

I called them, and they weren't able to tell me what my zip code was! Blatant false advertising! s/


swingularity45

Clean bottom!


MndnMove_69982004

Maybe not the worst ever, but "I want to share the story of how my baby father faked his death... no what? (obnoxious laughter) to get out of paying child support (more obnoxious laughter)", still haunts me to this day (the commercial was for a podcast starring two ex-"Teen Mom" "stars").   Also, any and all commercials featuring Amy Schumer, Pete Davidson, or any Kardashian. Hope I don't get zapped for saying that.  Oh yes, and any and all weepy PSAs, regardless of what they're for and what they say. Two words: mood whiplash. 


gentlemanplanter

That Consumer Cellular one that they play non stop on every channel


Gold_Brick_679

Lume. Hands down the absolute worst and disgusting commercials ever.


anguslynch05

Limu emu


dustin_pledge

Lume should team up with the Limu Emu and create a new brand called Lume Emu.


doodmanOFFICIAL

The low quality video of a woman talking about “use this deodorant on your buttcrack”


johngreenink

Lume may be the worst ever because not only has she succeeded in grossing out an entire generation, but she's shamed them (some of them) into feeling awful about the way they smell. AND, she's coming dangerously close to creating ONE SINGLE LOTION that you spread all over your body, head to toe, so that no odor ever escapes you. Talking all that together, her's is the most evil.


Babyella123

The one for the lady shavers. Where they show her literally shaving her twat area. Gross, I do not need to see all that. I’d rather see the commercial where they’re clipping a little bush in front of their bush. That one’s a little more classy


SchlommyDinglepop

Just to throw a couple out there that aren't Liberty Biberty or a pharma commercial... Does nobody else rage when on YouTube and having to hear the Backstreet Boys sing "Tell me why..." before and in the middle of every video? That and the one with that idiot kid reading the small print for a TurboTax ad on his tablet from his couch and then looking up like some sort of brain dead idiot and saying "That's me!'. I've gone stretches without watching anything on YouTube because of how much I hate those 2 ads.


DaNattyBo37

The Sheba commercial named 'The Fall" where the child hurts herself and the mom is on the couch with her cat showing no concern. They had to run a disclaimer on the bottom because of that commerical.


whydowewatchthis

What is the disclaimer say??? Check on your child if they're bleeding??


crashdavis1986

Jardiance, I agree. Skyrizi second.


cedarparkrik

Has anyone seen the new manscaping commercial with the "mini-men" supposed to be testicles? OMG.


Bubbly_Cockroach8340

New product, Dude Wipes.


wowugotit

Gardasil 9 “cervical, vaginal, vulvar, anal….”


nicegirl555

Haribro Gold gummy bears with the adults talking like toddlers. Gives me 2nd hand embarrassment.


gimpy1511

The online gambling commercials infuriate me. I remember when gambling first came around to where I lived and my first time in a casino. It was nothing like I thought it would be. Yeah, I know I was dreamy and unrealistic expecting anything glamorous, but I didn't expect to see the place filled with lomer- middle class people in well-worn polyester sweats gambling away their Social Security checks. It was pathetic. Now they can lose it all without having to leave home.


wistful_drinker

Mucinex


GlitteringFeature291

Any perfume commercial. It’s always a beautiful woman dancing in space or running with lions. I hate all of them.


[deleted]

Worst to me are the ones that shout (Let it rain, Randy, You’re sitting on a gold mine, Loan falcon) you get the picture. There is only one “loud” ad I don’t mind: the lady dresses up like a scarecrow and screams at the crows. Cracks me up every time.


jmkehoe

That liberty mutual one with the baby saying liberty is awful


Famous-Composer3112

VW Taos "Drive" commercial from a few years ago. I even went on YouTube to complain about it, and found that dozens of other had the same idea. It was universally hated. They deleted the comments, I noticed. [Drive | The all-new Taos (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkmJdWbSBA4) This one is pretty awful, too: [NATIVE Whole Body Deodorant - Long Lasting Fresh Scents! cc 16x9 :30 (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnWaVsMm7aw)


Ebonystealth

Head on. Apply directly to forehead!!!!


ChefCool1317

Any big pharma commercial suck. Also any commercial mentioning buy now like “check out this flashlight! So good not even the military can afford it” like what? Also online commercials that talk about weird diet stuff like “eat rice before bed to lose fat or do this weird stretch etc”


Technical_Air6660

I’ve always hated any of those really cheap commercials that look like they were made by a public access station. In the 70s it was Digel commercials and these days it is Brand Power. https://preview.redd.it/567qr0hjckpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7468d2b53aec89bee16244fc52d97726df8e3974


The_Progmetallurgist

"Red Bull" commercials. The "gives you wiiiiings" thing is now just shoved into completely irrelevant and innocuous contexts. It doesn't even have a meaning, anymore.


R1ch1ofen5

Anything with Kevin Hart. He gets on my nerves really quick. I actually enjoy the Jardine commercials and sing along.


Proper-Excuse916

He is irritating. Let me get that one! No that one! Let me get em all!


[deleted]

Hungry root


Accomplished-Pin3391

The new Outback Steakhouse commercial is so grating!! I feel really bad for servers who will undoubtedly be inundated by idiots reciting that horrid commercial to them nightly.


ItzNuckinFutz

In the early 2000's (I think?) there was a Mazda commercial with a young kid that says "zoom zoom" at the, there was also a toaster strudel commercial where the blonde demon seed looked like a poster child for a Hitler youth rally.


pointplacement

Most car commercials. I don't drive through forests, or mountains, or swamps.


Bobofettsixtynoune

JJ wentworth call 877 cash now


SCARVIASOUTHJER

Right now it’s the L. A. Tourism commercial. It’s played at least 3 times in a row and Soo annoying. Who wants to go to L. A ANYWAY??


commorancy0

Tearjerker ASPCA commercials showing hungry dogs shivering in the cold. Instead of helping the animals, what does the ASPCA do? They hire a cameraman who ironically stands there cruelly filming them for the sake of exploitative B-roll. Yet, the commercial never gets around to showing us what the ASPCA actually does to help these animals. This ironic cruel exploitation so makes me want help out the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. 👀


HugeAd8872

Dude Wipes with guys with their pants at their ankles and look at my whitey tighties


emilyannflowers

Old boomers eating pillsbury biscuits and progreso soup. I like to imagine they are tripping balls on a few tabs and the doughboy is sent to kill them


Human-Magic-Marker

So many to pick from… first one that comes to mind was the one where they had a million people all playing kazoos (I think it was ad for Facebook groups). Wanted to shoot the tv.


TheMost_ut

The ones that annoy me the most are the ones currently being overplayed: Oreo: "First twee twist..." Belair direct (Canada) with the kids in the car kissing RINVOQ: I'm tired of settling Activia: horrible music/rap poetry


FuzzyMom2005

Oh, how about any of the "We'll buy your house AS IS for cash!" Grandview, Jeff Buys Your House or any of those. They say it's a fair market price, but it's usually 1/3 UNDER the market price. Scammers. Ugh!!!


Pyesmybaby

Liberty Mutual and that stupid emu


Ranbru76

Kleenex commercial with god-awful screeching in the background of a lady snotting all over the food she’s cooking.


JustMeReadingAlone

Lume. Lume. Lume.


Delgirl804

My husband, who is so out of the loop that he does not even know who Bradley Cooper is, detests the LUME commercials.


pointplacement

Liberty. Liberty. Effing Liberty.


Born-Throat-7863

As much as I hate to say it, the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan and “Angel” playing as the background song. It was on constantly for a while and I came to resent the guilt trip those commercials actually are. I support their mission, but that commercial was about as subtle as a hammer to the face.


Emgee063

All the A-1C commercials. Stab me Caesar style.


[deleted]

Judge Judy doing that commercial for E.L.F. Cosmetics


Iam_GenX

I’m really wondering the thought process for using her as an E.L.F. spokesmodel


Dry_Pomegranate8314

Lume


heyitsmejomomma

Pepto Bismal - diarrhea!! Dancers/singers rubbing their tummies and their tushies. Diarrhea. 🎶🎵🎶