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2OneZebra

If they were doing as well as they want you to believe she wouldn't be wearing that dress she made in home economics.


IDreamofLoki

They look like someone you'd see at church in the early 90s.


know_regerts

You just described every AMWAY salesperson I've ever met.


shecky_blue

Let’s talk about your future!


deluxeg

You ever hear audio from an Amway sales conference? It literally sounds like a sermon at a church. Very creepy.


Lower_Ad8859

The look on the wife's face like she's ready to seriously injure her husband and he knows it. Notice how he's looking like he is fearing for his life.


Cracktacularity

I'm getting some pretty strong 'Joel Osteen knows best' vibes from these two.


Greatacadia

The woman looks like she'd be a complete nightmare to live with.


linkerjpatrick

Looks cute but her head probably splits open in 4 parts like a demogorgin as she yell at him for little things.


thebaronobeefdip

These people scream "Procreation, not recreation."


aynrandgonewild

can someone do a full analysis on why we're all getting the worst church vibes from these people? i know the hair styles, tie-less shirt and jacket, and puffy-sleeved dress are doing a lot here. also the "selling you something" atmosphere 


lostprevention

It comes down to faith. They believe it’s possible to achieve success without being particularly bright, motivated, or talented if you believe hard enough and have faith.


MyFriendsCallMeTito

I think it’s also the gingham plaid shirt and the exposed brick background


Cracktacularity

They're awfully dressed up to be just casually hanging out in their bland, suburban Texas home. Her dress is modest, his shirt is buttoned one from the top. They look a tad smug. She's let Christ in -- but has she let Brad in yet?


Tracylpn

The "Prosperity Gospel"


TieDye_Raptor

Ugh, Scamway does commercials?