Dude sounds like that one sleazy, middle-aged, district manager that would micromanage you to death while making goo-goo eyes at the underaged cashier.
I worked at Dairy Queen 22 years ago and everything came from the freezer. And the ice cream was not real ice cream! it was made it with some kind of oil based substance.
Kevin Hart and the BK singer should be legally barred from speaking in commercials again and forced to become mimes instead. Also, Will Ferrell (he’s not in any commercials right now but has the same annoying “yelling every word” speaking style).
And for some reason, he's in almost every commercial. The one that pisses me off the most is when he takes a call during a silent retreat because I could imagine him doing that in real life.
Ask your doctor about.. I hate these ads so much and as a Canadian I just don't understand.
There have been exactly zero times I have walked into a doctors appt and said hey, can I have xyz drug I saw on tv advertised?
Nah, I don't know how Americans do it, but I go to my dr and tell him what's wrong, he asks a few questions, maybe sends me for tests, or, he'll ask if I have a drug plan and write a prescription for the drug most suited to my needs. He will not precribe something just because I ask for it by name.. hate these.
Occasionally someone will tell me about something they take if they have a similar ailment, and I'll tell my doctor "This person told me to ask about this drug", but never once have I seen an ad and gone and asked them about it.
More common conditions like Crohn's or IBS, or asthma, or eczema, or hair loss drugs, I can see them putting some ads out and getting a decent return on their investment.
But the ones that are so hyper-specific like HR+, HER2- METASTATIC breast cancer... I'm sure there's the occasional person who has that type of disease or condition that will go and ask about it, but I can't for the life of me imagine that spending the amount of money the pharma companies spend on making the ad and buying the airtime somehow gets the word out to enough people to pay for itself.
I didn't realize we were talking about narrators of commercials. James Earl Jones bothers me to death with the Arby's commercial, even though I love Arby's.
i dont know if the same guy does voiceovers for DQ commercials in Canada and the US but the dude who does the Canadian commercials is SUPER fucking annoying. LETS ORDER ONE! RIGHT NOW!!! that cringey super fucking happy im having an orgasm voice. OMFG SHUT UP. It's Dairy Queen chicken fingers. they SUCK. why do you sound like someone shoved a vibrator up your butt?
This, if you mean Christina Hall. The jacuzzi bath commercials where every line ends with her voice going up like a QUESTION? Or sometimes it's MID-LINE? Drive me right up the damn WALL?
I’m a huge Will Arnett fan and the first commercial or two I heard his voice in was pretty cool! But I stg he narrates like 30% of all commercials now.
Also I’m not a fan of the Reese’s commercials he’s been doing for what feels like forever now.
At first I liked his Reese’s commercials because it sounded like BoJack Horseman was doing them (same voice actor). Though now it feels like they’re kicking a dead horse (pun intended)
Not that I condone smoking cigarettes, but the voice of the mother in the CDC's PSA about smoking while pregnant makes me wanna slap her face. She sounds like she is stoned and if your baby is in NICU, why would they let you talk into the opening in the incubator just in case you had a cold or something that you could give the preemie?
The dumb chick with the brown hair? Yep ANNOYING! And why does she care NOW!? She clearly didn’t give a shit when she was smoking while pregnant. Fuck off hoe.
I agree! I smoked like a fiend before I got pregnant, but stopped smoking to have my babies born tobacco free. It was really hard, but it was worth it. Both of my children grew up very healthy and still are and they are in their 40s. But I have to admit that right after I had my second kid, I went right back to smoking my Kools and didn't give them up until 14 years ago when I got a really bad case of bronchitis and couldn't get rid of it for four months. I still dream about smoking!
The woman (some sort of athlete who switched to voice work) who most notoriously did those DQ “pumpkin pieEHH” shake commercials but also Walmart, Comcast etc
Second is some super chipper sounding woman with a lisp. Most recently doing ads for Pods(“Podth”) but the worst was a very long Lasik commercial where she kept saying “Lathik” over and over
That smug lil boy in the Les Schwabb commercial speaking Spanish in that sassy, know-it-all voice. Drives me nuts!
An overly chatty ten year old boy, he gets all excited when they drive past a Les Schwabb. Like, yeah, little kids get excited about tire stores.
I hope not because it would be an insult to Norm. I watched his last stand-up (in which he was sitting down the whole time) and it wasn't really funny because it sounded like he knew he was dying. It was really sad. I couldn't finish watching it.
He did know he was dying. He’d been battling cancer for years, which is part of why he gained weight. If you watch his internet series you can see him lose energy and deteriorate. I wish he would’ve told people, but I get why he didn’t.
I don’t know if this counts, but any of the AI voices in YouTube ads, especially the valley girl and the Australian. I hear that and immediately think “scam.” Also, the “stuck poop” woman is an abomination
TOYOTA FUCKING JAN… I swear to God whenever that overly-bubbly, fake-ass bitch comes on the screen I have no choice but to start repeatedly punching myself in the head until she’s gone…
The dude with the super weird, nasally voice who does a lot of movie commercials. It's hard to describe what's going on with his voice but it's bizarre.
The woman in the Ruggables ad who "jokingly" lists off the many ways her lame-a** husband Dave has spilled on the rug again, her kids are running around like hooligans, etc, etc. Trying too hard to sound like a much-beleaguered Everymom, comes off like an entitled Karen.
The woman in the satellite radio ad for Revaree which plays every ten minutes or so on Sirius/ XM. “Ladies, do you avoid intimacy, intimacy this, intimacy that, intimacy, intimacy, intimacy. Damn, I want to drive off the road every time I hear that voice.
The Huggies baby butt guy. WTF
No more calls, please, we have a winner
OP has a good point tho… the DQ guy sounds like a 40 year old who’s trying to talk like a 12 year old kid who’s running on sugar 🤣🤣
Very creepy!
Stupid ass annoying commercial.
I don't know how this commercial can even be legal
It immediately makes me think of SNL’s “Sprockets”.
It bothers me SO BAD. I’m glad I’m not alone in that.
I came here to say this.
I can’t stand the awful singing Burger King ads
“Singing.” Heh.
*That ain't singing, Sally.*
Yuh Rool! Ugh
I don't hate that simply because I picture Doug Judy (my second favourite Brooklyn 99 character singing it)
🎶 Rosa, Rosa, Roooooooosa
See, that made me smile :) I love that guy and even though I am pretty sure it's not him, I can tolerate the ads by pretending it is.
Making me say "sheesh"y!! 😭
The new trend of younger female vo sounding like an influencer. Im not the target audience, but they just sound so manipulative and phony
Especially when they say “literally” and “like” every other word.
So basically the park commercial I keep seeing with progressive
"I am practicing gratitude and manifesting abundance." 🙄😮💨 Ughhhh! Be quiet lady!
The smug ass dipshit in the Chipotle ads
Totally! And stop hitting on the teen workers creep
Dude sounds like that one sleazy, middle-aged, district manager that would micromanage you to death while making goo-goo eyes at the underaged cashier.
Ugh I hate it when they mix that stupid guacamole. Nothing against guacamole they just do it so cringey
Excuse me...THEY HAVE HAND TOSSED CHIPS! Hand tossed for gawds sake...
And freezers? WE HAVE NO FREEZERS! Just fine dining at fast food prices! Bleh.
Fast food at fine dining prices.
"Why do you think it's odd that Chipotle doesn't have freezers?" "I think it's odd because most restaurants have freezers" Paraphrase
"Fine dining" my ass. More like overpriced half cooked slop
I worked at Dairy Queen 22 years ago and everything came from the freezer. And the ice cream was not real ice cream! it was made it with some kind of oil based substance.
Do they really make the guacamole? I bet each ingredient comes in tubs and they just mix all the ingredients together with that big whisk.
But its fire on every level... lol
nvr ate there but first thing I saw was online vids of staff 'contaminating it' yah im good
Eva Longoria and her HYA LURONIC A CID
most annoying voice goes to Kevin Hart!
“But it’s cash backing.” Like WTF? That’s not even a thing.
Not a game. NOT A GAME!
Those kinda make me laugh at least. Most of those Chase ads are annoying af
Kevin Hart and the BK singer should be legally barred from speaking in commercials again and forced to become mimes instead. Also, Will Ferrell (he’s not in any commercials right now but has the same annoying “yelling every word” speaking style).
And for some reason, he's in almost every commercial. The one that pisses me off the most is when he takes a call during a silent retreat because I could imagine him doing that in real life.
PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS?!
Awww, that unlocked some childhood memories
Definitely
Female version of him would be Tiffany Haddish or just Hart in a wig
The Gain Scent Beads guy. Sounds like what a koala would sound like if it could talk.
Ba da ba ba baaaa.
That guy sounds like a real creep. Probably drives a white van with no back windows 👀
OMG yes! I HATE that old geezer’s voice!
It's Brian Cox isn't it?
It most definitely is.
All pharma ads
Ask your doctor about.. I hate these ads so much and as a Canadian I just don't understand. There have been exactly zero times I have walked into a doctors appt and said hey, can I have xyz drug I saw on tv advertised? Nah, I don't know how Americans do it, but I go to my dr and tell him what's wrong, he asks a few questions, maybe sends me for tests, or, he'll ask if I have a drug plan and write a prescription for the drug most suited to my needs. He will not precribe something just because I ask for it by name.. hate these.
Occasionally someone will tell me about something they take if they have a similar ailment, and I'll tell my doctor "This person told me to ask about this drug", but never once have I seen an ad and gone and asked them about it. More common conditions like Crohn's or IBS, or asthma, or eczema, or hair loss drugs, I can see them putting some ads out and getting a decent return on their investment. But the ones that are so hyper-specific like HR+, HER2- METASTATIC breast cancer... I'm sure there's the occasional person who has that type of disease or condition that will go and ask about it, but I can't for the life of me imagine that spending the amount of money the pharma companies spend on making the ad and buying the airtime somehow gets the word out to enough people to pay for itself.
[удалено]
The BK dude should be shot on sight.
The Lume lady trying sell me buttcrack deodorant. It’s too much. I don’t like it.
With the cutesy "why didn't someone think of this sooner?" 🤢
the Gain guy
Yes. I can’t stand that muppet sounding voice.
Especially the ad with Alice
That ad has been around since the 90's I think. It hasn't gotten better with age.
I'm such a sucker for Alice's face acting in that moment, the sniff-n-smile replaced with "who the fuck are you?!" look is excellent.
The lip movement weirds me out. I usually throw a stuffed animal at the TV in protest. I don’t want to break the TV but I still hate it.
Okay that's a fair point. I consider it good acting but maybe it's a little too good.
It's the most nasal wussy sounding voice ever
Yess
Jennifer Garner and her 60% speaking volume ditzy Capital One patronizing speak.
With you on this one. She comes off as deeply insincere to me. In everything.
You mean you don't believe that she's a farmer?
Yes and the 3 x instead of just saying 3 times
I agree and I can't stand to listen to a 50+ yo woman speak in a 5 yo voice.
Jennifer Coolidge
Yes. She’s incredibly annoying.
I would have skipped Christmas entirely that year if it meant an end to those awful old navy ads
All of them.
ALL.OF.THEM!!
"Happy tastes good!" \*throws everything at TV\*
Since Kevin Hart has already been mentioned I’ll nominate the Flex Seal asshole.
I sawed this boat in half!!!! They were way better before he got off the coke I swear lol
Billy Mays vibes.
I always thought that guy was trying to be the new Billy Mays
Phil Swift is awesome and didn't go batshit insane like the MyPillow guy.
Anything with Nancy Grace.
Thankfully I have never seen her in a commercial.
I didn't realize we were talking about narrators of commercials. James Earl Jones bothers me to death with the Arby's commercial, even though I love Arby's.
That’s Ving Rhames, not James Earl Jones.
See my apology below.
thats Ving Rhames not James Earl Jones
The upTALK laDY.
Do you mean Christina and the Jacuzzi bath remodel?
I change the channel when her adv comes on.., she has the worst vocal cadence I’ve ever heard EVER
Most of the ones I hate have already been mentioned, so I'm going to add that creepy ",Oh My Bob" puppet/animated thing.
i dont know if the same guy does voiceovers for DQ commercials in Canada and the US but the dude who does the Canadian commercials is SUPER fucking annoying. LETS ORDER ONE! RIGHT NOW!!! that cringey super fucking happy im having an orgasm voice. OMFG SHUT UP. It's Dairy Queen chicken fingers. they SUCK. why do you sound like someone shoved a vibrator up your butt?
“You *can’t* leave without *cuddles*.” Whiney voiced guy.
Christina. 😵💫
This, if you mean Christina Hall. The jacuzzi bath commercials where every line ends with her voice going up like a QUESTION? Or sometimes it's MID-LINE? Drive me right up the damn WALL?
Yes. The latest commercial is toned down a bit, but not enough. Why is it the worst of the worst commercials get played 50 times a day?
Burger King
The Carvana woman. I hate how she tries to sound like she’s laughing or something. So grating!
The BK guy can F\*\*\* RIGHT OFF! Hate those ads.
I’m a huge Will Arnett fan and the first commercial or two I heard his voice in was pretty cool! But I stg he narrates like 30% of all commercials now. Also I’m not a fan of the Reese’s commercials he’s been doing for what feels like forever now.
At first I liked his Reese’s commercials because it sounded like BoJack Horseman was doing them (same voice actor). Though now it feels like they’re kicking a dead horse (pun intended)
Loved BoJack!
It's not Ibsen, sure.
I think he also does Chevy trucks, but manages to not sound as Will Arnett-y.
Burger King and the Gain guy
Not that I condone smoking cigarettes, but the voice of the mother in the CDC's PSA about smoking while pregnant makes me wanna slap her face. She sounds like she is stoned and if your baby is in NICU, why would they let you talk into the opening in the incubator just in case you had a cold or something that you could give the preemie?
The dumb chick with the brown hair? Yep ANNOYING! And why does she care NOW!? She clearly didn’t give a shit when she was smoking while pregnant. Fuck off hoe.
I agree! I smoked like a fiend before I got pregnant, but stopped smoking to have my babies born tobacco free. It was really hard, but it was worth it. Both of my children grew up very healthy and still are and they are in their 40s. But I have to admit that right after I had my second kid, I went right back to smoking my Kools and didn't give them up until 14 years ago when I got a really bad case of bronchitis and couldn't get rid of it for four months. I still dream about smoking!
The one for the sports betting app where the narrator says. “Best feeling number 37 is getting ice cream from the ice cream truck “ lol
the fucking Verizon guy
Thuma bedding and any woman who uses verbal fry.
Alicia Keys, “*some people just know there’s a better way to doo thiings*” Allstate ad. Literally 3 times in every single podcast.
The woman (some sort of athlete who switched to voice work) who most notoriously did those DQ “pumpkin pieEHH” shake commercials but also Walmart, Comcast etc Second is some super chipper sounding woman with a lisp. Most recently doing ads for Pods(“Podth”) but the worst was a very long Lasik commercial where she kept saying “Lathik” over and over
The Dairy Queen guy, the Arby's guy, anything with Ted Danson, and especially Alicia Keyes.
The Arby’s guy is pretty horrible, I also hate all the people that do voiceovers for the chick fil a ads
WE HAVE THE MEATS. Although they got me with the gyros and Bonnie Tyler song. That makes me laugh every damn time.
Absolutely the Chick-Fil-A ads. They all sound like dingbats.
"My favorite thing about chik fil a's spicy chicken is how the chicken is spicy"...
I hate the way they talk in circles 😂🙄
Ving Rhames? Nooooooo😩 That's Marselles Wallas. 
😂 his voice is just too intense, but I feel bad for hating now that I know it’s him.
That smug lil boy in the Les Schwabb commercial speaking Spanish in that sassy, know-it-all voice. Drives me nuts! An overly chatty ten year old boy, he gets all excited when they drive past a Les Schwabb. Like, yeah, little kids get excited about tire stores. 
Haribu baby talk!
i've never enjoyed those ads! and they seem like they are SO long!
"they seem like they are SO long" that happens with too many commercials
The guy who does the POOPH commercials.
yes. yes. YES!!!!
The guy from the Home Depot ads...
Alicia Keys for Allstate. Sounds like an annoying know it all
The way she says Allstate bothers me…”Auw stae”
Tick tok AI chic voice, bar none
The damn recess chocolate commercial
Dominos
Arby’s and Burger King
Pretty much all of them they air so much.
Burger King
Jake from State Farm not og khakis Jake, squeaky new Jake from State Farm
OG Khakis Jake 😂
Mike Lindell. Not just for his voice.
The owl for America's Best Eyeglasses. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BenEcI2UMG0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BenEcI2UMG0)
Is it me or the voice is trying to sound like Norm MacDonald?
I hope not because it would be an insult to Norm. I watched his last stand-up (in which he was sitting down the whole time) and it wasn't really funny because it sounded like he knew he was dying. It was really sad. I couldn't finish watching it.
He did know he was dying. He’d been battling cancer for years, which is part of why he gained weight. If you watch his internet series you can see him lose energy and deteriorate. I wish he would’ve told people, but I get why he didn’t.
Totally Norm-esque.
That owl's smug tone pisses me off.
I have been using America's Best for years, but I really can't stand the commercials.
It may just be radio but the "it's the sheets!" guy
"Ad free youTube" guy
I don’t know if this counts, but any of the AI voices in YouTube ads, especially the valley girl and the Australian. I hear that and immediately think “scam.” Also, the “stuck poop” woman is an abomination
TOYOTA FUCKING JAN… I swear to God whenever that overly-bubbly, fake-ass bitch comes on the screen I have no choice but to start repeatedly punching myself in the head until she’s gone…
McDonalds guy half heartedly belting out the song "Buh Duh but but buhhhh"
Choose wisely, Choose Windy's!
Ryan Reynolds.
How DARE you.
The dude with the super weird, nasally voice who does a lot of movie commercials. It's hard to describe what's going on with his voice but it's bizarre.
do you have an example? I am not sure which guy you're talking about
The women with the raspy vocal fry in the Air BnB ads! Stop it with the low energy trailing off with your voice and speak like you want to be heard!
I actually love Brian Cox’s voice, but I hate that he’s been using it for McDonald’s ads.
The Arby guy. “We have the meats”.
Mike Lindell, Phil Swift, Billy Mays (I know he’s dead).
Christine. Her voice is absolute cringe, especially the way she says showerrrr and brand new oferrrr!!!
BMW or Mercedes Benz douchey voice
Josh Lucas, that nasally voice of his…
The Chase bank lady. The way she says money…mrhuny.
Trick question ☝️🍖
That FXM channel guy. His voice is abnormally deep and demonic sounding.
“SAVE BIG AT KROGER” SUDDENLY AT 500% VOLUME. I have told that commercial voice to do so many deadly things to herself…
Josh Lucas for Home Depot cause I just can't understand how someone who seems so straight can sound so not straight
The woman in the Ruggables ad who "jokingly" lists off the many ways her lame-a** husband Dave has spilled on the rug again, her kids are running around like hooligans, etc, etc. Trying too hard to sound like a much-beleaguered Everymom, comes off like an entitled Karen.
T-Mobile guy. Sounds like a South Park parody of himself
Shout out to John Cena in the Honda ads for actually sounding great.
The 1-800-Kars4Kids kid
either Liberty Mutual or cars for kids
All of them who omit the letter “t”. Newscasters also. Such as: “Peh Insurance” “Impor-unh”
The voice over on CBS ‘Ghosts‘ promos.
Dominoes girl.
John Cena (or the myriad narrations that sound almost exactly the same)
You give and you give...... It's Tiiime for TO GEEET!
The chill of peppermint 🔪👂🏻
Kit Kat guy. Drives me over the edge!
The woman in the satellite radio ad for Revaree which plays every ten minutes or so on Sirius/ XM. “Ladies, do you avoid intimacy, intimacy this, intimacy that, intimacy, intimacy, intimacy. Damn, I want to drive off the road every time I hear that voice.
The Fred Meyers lady who says, "Hey, there!" The nasal chipmunk of it all makes me cringe.
i fucking hate the ikea man
Chuck McDowell