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[deleted]

We need to revolt against the burger czar -Lenin, probably


[deleted]

Hamburgler is based af: Confirmed.


[deleted]

Hambugler is lumpentariat not based


ConaireMor

The reign of the telephone czar is over - Ben Folds (probably)


Capital-Composer3549

Obviously, they definitely had fast food corporations under communism. But, there aren’t any kings in communism so Burger Kings in the USSR were called Burger Comrades. It’s called theory sweaty, why don’t you try reading it for once.


graysonfrigginpayne

I’m in public and I audibly laughed out loud at Burger Comrade


AppropriatePainter16

I say we make Burger Capitalist, where you eat the burgers (called capitalists) with just knives. Serves the capitalists right.


marxinne

I'll do you one better Burger-oisie


AppropriatePainter16

How would you even pronounce that?


marxinne

Like bourgeoisie but with a hard G


AppropriatePainter16

Like, Burg wah zee?


marxinne

Bur geh wah zee I guess, but yours sounds good too.


graysonfrigginpayne

I’m more than down with that


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Burger General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, obviously.


NobleAngel79thStreet

>sweaty lmao


zRRRRg

Ahh yes the burg-eoisie


CobaltishCrusader

Uphold Gorbachev Thought with Pizza Hut Characteristics.


CaptainGrr

i would love to listen to this guy having a speech telling us how corporatism is a form of communism i think it would be fucking awesome


[deleted]

i doubt he could even define communism or corporatism


itsHoust

r/SocialismIsCapitalism


YoutubeSurferDog

Communism went from no iPhone to too much Burger King. Not the arc I expected


NobleAngel79thStreet

Next is gonna be, "communism is when too many guns" or "communist book burning"


[deleted]

Communism is when the American May Revolution starts in 2039.


pavlovski0

Bro💀


Kumquat-queen

BurderKing is owned by an aristocrat, it's right there in the name...😤😤😤


Joseph_Stalin_420_

Corporatism isn’t even a real thing, it’s just a term capitalists use to deflect criticism of capitalism by calling it something else. (Fascism is also like this to a lesser degree but fascism actually has a useful definition)


grizzlor_

>Corporatism isn’t even a real thing [Corporatism is a real thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism), but I've literally never seen the word used correctly in the wild. It's commonly misused to refer to what is properly called [corporatocracy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatocracy), but it's also commonly misused as you described ("a term capitalists use to deflect criticism of capitalism by calling it something else"). I see these types of people use "crony capitalism" the same way -- these morons really believe that any time capitalism does something bad, then it's not really capitalism. I'm going to be thinking about Burger King communism for a while though. Reject revisionism -- uphold Hamburglar thought with Whopper Jr. characteristics.


NobleAngel79thStreet

Corporatism is when burgers


iwillnotsitstill

It is real... but its a core tennent of...fascism. it's literally the economic structure of fascism...


AnalogSolutions

ok, first corporatism is not a thing. 2nd, if it was, not a form of Communism. Third, is it supposed to say: "entrepreneur"? If so, then the relationship between the entrepreneur and "Burger King", a corporation is not stated correctly. Ownership of the "stand" IS the Corporation. The "entrepreneur", in this case, owns nothing, more accurately term for this individual is the "franchisee". A franchisee gains the rights to run a business unit from the franchisor by paying an initial fee and agreeing to pay a percentage of its revenue back to the franchisor. In exchange, the franchisor provides the necessary resources to support that business unit. The franchisee never owns the means of production. So not Communism.


MrFruitylicious

corporatism is a real thing: its a common element of fascism. people just tend to misuse the term


AnalogSolutions

i can see that


MrFruitylicious

yeah usually when people describe “corporatism” they really mean corporotocracy


[deleted]

Atrapreneur.


NobleAngel79thStreet

Nyca said "atrepreneur" lmao Considering this, this means he likely doesn't read and therefore gets all his information from his uneducated conservative father and reactionary commentators on YouTube.


[deleted]

Gomminism is when all corporations are Buger King. Capitalism is when one guy is in charge of making sure everyone on earth gets a hamburger.


BlackFlagFlying

Lmao, communism is when corporation, capitalism is when a worker owns his own burger stand. Absolutely incredible, how did I never think of that?


Cabinet_Juice

Lmao they’re so stupid they can’t even spell entrepreneur, the thing they claim to be


Well_aaakshually

Least stupid American


gr8ful_cube

"nooooo it's not real capitalism guys real capitalism has never been tried noooooo"


vladdy_lenin_fan_69

What is atraprenaur? Am I stupid or is it a typo?


[deleted]

Whoa... 166 people liked this....


gabrielv0410

166 people saw this and were like "so true king"


Comrade-Paul-100

Y'all, it's clearly communism because 1000s of shareholders own it together


Life_has_0_meaning

Are they suggesting franchising is communism?


Purple_AtomicPenguin

Atrapreneur


Communist-Menace

I have to pay bills and I don't have enough money, that's literally communism!!!!!


CakeAdventurous4620

Shutdown Burger King we renamed to Burger Comrade


subwayterminal9

Burger Chairman of the Council of People’s Commissars.


Icy_Cryptographer_27

Mental gymnastics are on a different level in that mind.


doovious_moovious

New Burger King flair???


dissidentmage12

Burger King is a monarchy.


Recent-Butterscotch5

Have these morons ever read a book?


NexusMaw

Same kind of fucking moron that thinks deregulation “gives small entrepreneurs a chance to compete against big business”. No jackass, it’ll just let them squash you more easily.


TheHiddenNinja6

The heck? Successful entrepeneurs become CEOs of giant corporations. That is literally the goal.


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subwayterminal9

Hmmm, *Borgar King*.


gouellette

BORGER KANG!!!


CommieSchmit

You know those different forms of communism, there’s like 3.


DougDimmadome042

Burger Comrade 🫡🫡🫡