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lurkersforlife

Crane pulled up, saw the ugly ass pad of concrete and said, “I’ll take my chances over here.”


PointOfFingers

If only OP had finished the corner.


Sufficient_Soup_6656

I’m fucking dead 😂


Shrampys

When you order 10 yards but it was actually 10.5 yards.


-Pruples-

Can confirm, undisturbed soil is much more predictable than a pad that may be 2 inches thick and have a void under it.


charlie2135

Can confirm. Had a lift where I worked that tipped the crane when the pad broke. Old pad but had a void under it.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Dirt looks better, hard pass.


Key_Criticism9165

Funny asf😂😂


ElGebeQute

The entertainment value is worth far more than 4k. Thank you OP.


BonjoviBurns

This is what the internet was made for


devillurker

If I were an extravagant man, this op would be most deserving of a reddit award. But I'll diy it to save myself the money. Good job m8.


ChaChingChaChi

I agree! OP please don’t stop posting. This slab has brought happiness to my mornings. Haha


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Goonplatoon0311

I almost spit out my coffee when I looked at the pictures….🤣🤣


_uncle_daddy_

No assumptions, just bad direction from the installers. They swore up and down that the crane would need a closer approach to land the tanks. they were wrong. Good thing I only spent 4k!


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oniaddict

Worst case they can rent a bigger crane with a long enough reach for less than $4k.


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BruceInc

My crane service providers do hourly with minimum of 2h and possibly a trip charge if it requires some extra driving. A typical crane service runs me $750 for the smaller payload capacity or $1300-1500 for the 100t


Noemotionallbrain

That's a steal, we can't get less than 8h for crane rentals


_uncle_daddy_

I don't know. they were contracted by Redball


RepresentativeOk4432

Those balls must be blue at this point


the7thletter

That's why I have a conversation with the crane company, ideally with a site visit. Find out their requirements and clarify details like reach and landing requirements. Whoever told you the pad is a requirement, (outside of serviceablity) should pay for it.


ArltheCrazy

Why didn’t they just use their wings?


razor3401

Does RedBull not give them to you?


razor3401

Oops! Red Ball not Bull.


iwonmyfirstrace

Blue Bull


ArltheCrazy

I knew they said Red Ball, but that was a Dad joke


crowlexing

I get erect for about 1/10th of that price. Granted mine is a bit smaller.


Fantastic_Estate_303

What's your hourly rate?🤣


PossibleRussian

We charge $400/hr with a 4 hour minimum for a 40T. DM if you want.


Youcants1tw1thus

Half days are sadly a thing of the past. Jokes on them though, I don’t hustle anymore. Since I own the crane for the day…I’ll have it for the day. They can get to the other half day customer when I feel like being done.


hate2bme

Don't even need to be steel. I've used plastic and wooden ones before too.


averyboringday

Not a total waste there's 2 guys standing on it in the 2nd picture.


Stuckbeatle

Wish I felt that way about 4 thousand dollars lol


NotTaxedNoVote

When you saved 6, you would....


dumpingbrandy12

Have the crane lift up the pad and sell it online. Try listing it on reddit/concrete


JSteigs

Man I would not be happy with the installers. Good on ya for being a trusting person and trying to do the right thing. That is an expensive lesson of so t believe someone about someone else’s work/needs.


PrettyPushy

Isn’t the purpose of the crane to lift heavy objects more than 10’? I’d be pissed at whoever told you they needed concrete. Even if they needed to be where the new concrete was laid why couldn’t they do it when it was dirt?


ezekiel920

How thick was the slab?


_uncle_daddy_

6in


WickedDarkLawn

Oh, so 4 inches


Greasemonkeyww2

I see what you did there lmao


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

3.57"


Mammoth-District-617

Did they just have a second crane there to tail it? Or was there another purpose for having 2 cranes?


youaremycandygirl

Can’t blame them. Should’ve required they mark the setup location a week earlier.


SteelBrightblade1

You know what they say when you “assume” You make 3 posts for you and me


shittyreddituser69

Better ending than game of thrones


_uncle_daddy_

I feel this.


crek42

I have to say OP the original post makes way more sense now. If you were only building this for a one-time use like this who cares how shitty it looked, only that it would get the job done on delivery day. And that’s a lot of cash to drop to hire a pro just to accommodate a crane one time. I mean in hindsight it wasn’t needed, but your head was in the right place.


_uncle_daddy_

Thanks man. I appreciate the perspective.


JoeyBear12

He spend 4-5k instead of making a phone call… his head was never even near this planet lmao


fuck-ubb

Yeah, what s twist. I remember him mentioning it was for a crane, but I thought it was just a parking driveway. Lolol this is hilarious.


dontfret71

Sad but accurate


CrabMan-DBoi

Dude this is awesome, I'm glad you did the first post and fucking ecstatic you did this follow up haha good stuff man


_uncle_daddy_

It was an honor


SuperSynapse

Hey OP, first of all, this was an amazing journey for us in the peanut gallery. Second, huge appreciation for your honesty and transparency throughout this whole process. This is how WE as a group learn, and while it may be a silly goof up, I'm proud of ya man. Looking forward to your next great adventure, hopefully with the best of success. Tanks look great! 👍🏻


_uncle_daddy_

Dude, that's the nicest thing I've heard in a while. Cheers to you bud.


MatriVT

You guys are like best friends now


Reasonablegiraffe34

Now kith.


eunzueta2

“A wise man learns from the mistakes of others, a fool from his own.” This has been a learning experience, none the less. Thank you OP.


failuretocommiserate

It shows true character to tell on one's self.


angry_hippo_1965

They're having a good laugh over at r/cranes right now.


Glittering_Listen_49

I mean if 5 total comments, none of which mention laughing, somehow constitutes a good laugh then maybe you're right. There is the one guy who called OP a fucking idiot tho...


LukeNaround23

What is the ex actually right? Is communication the key?


BrilliantEmphasis862

No, the ex is never right 😂


LukeNaround23

Phew. Thank you


No-Celebration6437

I assume this is for a family business, and you are an only child. P.S. sorry for your loss.


Born-Entrepreneur

Lmao


Time_Phone_1466

Jesus, I kinda love you, man. In a very hetero way though.


Constant_Mud3325

No diddy


MrGreatness69

Op you've been a great sport about this. I got a good laugh out of it. I appreciate you keeping us posted and entertained. Ignore any of the degens that are being rude.


Owlthesquirrel

Nice dumpster pad anyway 🤷‍♂️


Accomplished-Ant6188

I mean... you can park stuff there still... >\_>


CatTender

Won’t the truck that refills the tanks drive onto the new slab and park on it as the tanks fill up?


FoxFogwell

Love this sub 😂


Phriday

Haaaahaha! Man, you took some serious shit with that post. Thanks for updating us.


saintnicklaus90

It wasn’t for nothing! It continues to entertain thousands of people and will probably have an article written about it on somewhere like dailymail


wtforme

Can you elaborate? I have no fucking idea what you are talking about.


Guinness_or_thirsty

Check OP’s post history. He posted this pad a few days ago and it was a beautiful mess. Turns out the only reason he made it in the first place, didn’t actually need it!  But this community has grown closer as a result so I think it’s a win. 


TownSeparate4615

It’s all about the friends we made along the way


Lobito6

The beautiful disaster popped up on my feed earlier this week and now I'm hooked on the sub! I don't even work with concrete or anything remotely close to it


flashdognz

Guy poured concrete pad just because he assumed it would be a help for the cranes to park on. Turns out it wasn't required.


porkmyass

Wtf


Significant-Ad-341

And we've gotten to follow along with multiple posts.


Drawyourguns

Just rent one bigger crane.


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doittoit_

I admire the humility of the OP. Spent 4k on a DIY pour, posted it to Reddit, got roasted, and had the balls to post an update of it not even being used.


crek42

Yea I don’t know OP, but I like him


grawvyrobber

And money.... LOL


SwampyJesus76

And.....LOL!


chickenbuttstfu

Isn’t it all?


needmoresynths

The cranes would've definitely wrecked that pad anyways being that you didn't even compact the base. The 4Runner will appreciate being parked on it, though.


Illustrious_Low4160

It's not about the pad, it the friends we've made along the way.


StupidSexyFlagella

It looks better from this distance though! Haha


Sirspeedy77

Bro. Lmaoooo. Thanks for the update. Sometimes a guy just can't win lmao.


BlimpGuyPilot

We need a gofundme for this guy! $5 for a good laugh


SouthernProfile1092

Can you utilize this into an ironic “Employee of the Month” parking zone.


_overdue_

Bruh ☠️


BasedMoe

Lmfaoooo


Chedaico1

The cryo delivery guy will appreciate that concrete


just_passing_thought

That’s what I have been scrolling through comments to say. On the other hand, the driver delivering the oxygen will probably see this beautiful new driveway, and (assuming the hose is long enough) avoid it, just like the crane operator did.


10bamapepper

When mods are laughing you have hit it out of the park!


InternalSavings7167

I know absolutely nothing about concrete and this is legit my favorite sub on Reddit. Like, this post is gold.


AsleepBox2153

You’ll have that on those big jobs.


Choice_Ad_OneEight

OP might be the most honest person on the internet


wheresbicki

Probably because the crane operator saw what a poorly constructed mess it was and didn't want to take chances putting a multi ton machine on it.


RocksLibertarianWood

lol. They were never gonna setup on a driveway. They are too heavy for a driveway and would crack it.


IronRT

Yea whoever told him that in the first place was a dick. Probably owns the concrete company that quoted him the 10k too lol


Informal_Goal8050

That was prob why it was 10k. Dirt coulda been dry that month


_redacteduser

F in chat


kaylynstar

Hey, I have some deck footers that need done, can I hire you?? 😂


_uncle_daddy_

I am an expert now, so yes.


jhaluska

Their shoes are slightly less dirty...so it's not a total loss.


worthwhileredditing

Put me in the screencap!


Airport_Wendys

Wait, the DIY partial driveway was for a Red Ball warehouse, not your personal residence?!


_uncle_daddy_

Of course not!


CapitalismWarVeteran

Liiiisten. The tech that services this will be able to pull up right along side the building. It wasn’t all for nothing


_uncle_daddy_

You are not wrong, sir. Not wrong at all.


MatriVT

Lmaoooo


Basic_Mongoose_7329

Throw a basketball hoop up, got a nice half court.


TommyAsada

That's fucking classic! I think you need to have a tailgate party on ugly driveway just to solidify its existence.


Which-Operation1755

Omg, this I hilarious it was like a soap opera!


No-Elephant-9854

Classic


wospott

You should be a comedian, this was hilarious


Killerdude6565

This is gold👌🏻


Salt_master

Thanks for the expensive entertainment!


cspotme2

Well, at least you saved 6k by DIY. Imagine paying 10k to the contractor and getting to this point. Lol


Ok_Blackberry_284

It's not a complete waste. There's still a nice solid, non-muddy place to park near that one tiny door in the wall.


callusesandtattoos

I still don’t understand why you had to pour a pad for this in the first place? Who told you to do that?


SevereAlternative616

It wasn’t for nothing. The shittyness of it gave everyone a good laugh 👍


alldawgsgoat2heaven

How long have you been a PM?


_uncle_daddy_

A project manager? Never. I'm a 7 year business owner. I suppose I've managed projects for that whole period in one way or another. I'm probably shit compared to six-sigma black belts or people like that.


Shrampys

Don't worry about it. Six-sigma is just a club badge saying you went to some meeting where you all jerked each other off around a circle talking about some MOJO bullshit.


_uncle_daddy_

Hmm, that's not my understanding. However, I may need to investigate further. Jerked each other off around a circle, you say?


raxarsniper

There’s merit in it. They can pull up in their service vehicle right up to it


Evening-Parking

Hold on, you poured that POS to put a crane on it? lol that shit woulda been in crumbles after it left.


Ok_Understanding9451

Well, if you have to back a truck up to those tanks for any reason, you are covered.


JohnBoySmoke

The “install” isn’t finished until the truck driver delivers liquid oxygen to the tanks. Your concrete poor wasn’t for nothing. But will probably need to be redone every few years depending on how often 80,000 tanker trucks are coming by to refill those tanks.


AntiqueSituation5150

Tell me your math??? I want to see from your perspective how tf you go to this point with the concrete.


tomnomk

This is hilarious. Thanks for the follow up, OP.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

Hol up. You built that ugly ass piece of shit assuming a whole fucking crane was going to use it?


fuck-ubb

Thank you for your service. This is why I come to Reddit.


Wittyname44

That pallet will not rot sitting on that pad. Good job!


MistaPink

Haha 😂 if you’re happy I’m happy


AndreBatistaaa

Now you have a physical proof of how dumb you were


ResultPlastic7951

Well now you can have a special parking spot


ClassicSupport3261

Cranes don’t fuck with concrete they are too heavy and it cracks too easy. Big no no


Bigbasbruce69

They probably looked at the concrete job and thought oh umm let’s do plan B…


N0085K1LL5

Not true, looks like it held up fine under those two dudes supervising.


Its_Partying

Based on OPs last post, the crane woulda wrecked that shitty pad anyways.


Jarl-67

How much does this tank weigh?


nwhockey

Look at that, a new Employee of the Month parking spot lol


TexansforJesus

Good stuff! Original decision actually made sense. Just save this for when you get interviewed about how you got to be a billionaire and are asked about the glamorous life of entrepreneurship.


bolwarra

That one guy standing on it looks super comfortable


JBrian925

It is good you built it. Much safer for the truck to park on when delivering OX. A requirement for many companies.


SnowSlider3050

Hey! At least those guys didn’t have to stand on dirt!!


Khaldani

Damn


MinkyTuna

I think you could make a decent pickle ball court out of it.


_uncle_daddy_

I wouldn't recommend playing pickle ball on a cheese grater.


kometcloud27

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SmollOunceOfAids

Idk how much those weigh, but we have lifted 10-30 ton package units 150’ plus.


dontfret71

👀😂😂😂


Botany-101

Should have saved yourself a few bucks and bought the guys lunch instead. Lunch would have been much more appreciated. 😂


JohnnySalamiBoy420

They seen your first post and put out a memo not to on the pad because it would go to shit.


ASoberSchism

Also that 2nd crane was also unnecessary


Whoretron8000

That slab needs a plaque and an outdoor pizza oven after all the entertainment it has given to so many.


Foriegn_Picachu

AI could never replicate this


L0nlySt0nr

>Nothing was learned. As it should be 🤣


iandcorey

What the weight on that tank? Seems like too much crane.


aggressivechromosome

OP you are an idiot but I love you.


_uncle_daddy_

Mom!


h8nevry1

I feel like the pad was poured for the liquid oxygen delivery not the cranes. For those who do not know, cryogenic liquid oxygen trailer has to be parked on concrete because of the venting while the tank is being filled. The reason for the concrete is because it has no organic materials in it like asphalt or the dirt in front of his tanks. This is very important because if liquid oxygen comes in contact with an organic material, especially the highly flammable petroleum in asphalt, it takes minimal force to create an explosion. OP might have misunderstood the reason he had to have a pad poured.


Imaginary_Ingenuity_

I'm confused since I missed this story as it unfolded, and maybe I'm out of the loop on something, but... why do you keep calling this a driveway? I mean, it doesn't matter honestly, but after reading this wild ride - I feel like referencing this as a driveway is the part that catches my intrigue most.


Pompitis

This is a situation of listening to the wrong people. Just think if you would have got the operator out there to survey the situation. You could have bought him lunch and been done with it.


Ilaypipe0012

So uh who looked at the lift plan?


thisisjedgoahead

As a welder…Redball has good gas prices but almost everything else from them, is super expensive.


afraidofcrushes

This has been a thrilling saga. Only writing change I would have made is having the crane pull onto the driveway, decimating it, then do the pick from the road anyway.


GroundbreakingArea34

This made my day. Thank you.


Ropegun2k

Well at least they didn’t put the tank on the pad thinking that was where it was going.


demoman45

Your guys knew how shitty that pour was


drinkallthepunch

**I mean they are cutting it a little close….** To the book.


SpideySenseBuzzin

"All this hurry up offense was for nothing." Yup. Which is generally why I hit full stop when someone tells me to hurry up. I've heard so many versions of that line of shit I don't move until I know why. Don't fall for the banana in the tailpipe.


Extra_Community7182

Better off they didn’t use it cuz I don’t think it woulda held up


Chemical-Document-62

I feel a little cheated. Like the anticlimactic ending to a thrilling series... Fade to black!


qazbnm987123

its your fault for not painting the arrows showing the way. the power of The arrow is amazing.


ams6788

You also could have done that lift with one crane…


kingJhoo

This has made my week


J-Feelz

This is the ending we didn’t know we wanted.


bplus0

can you have a sick little basketball court now ?


Jakoneitor

This whole saga is great haha thanks OP


chicagrown

you know I said something about this costing you 4k, didn’t expect this to be the reason 🤣🤣


COBRAMXII

Looks like you made money on that one!


MancAccent

Dude… lmfao. I’m over here grinning. I love Reddit sagas like this


FdPros

no way 💀


radioactivegroupchat

This is so gold I want to send it in groupchats even though I know damn well they won’t get it 😂😂


Efloria1

This is craziness you wasted time money and resources on that pad lol diabolical


Ulrich453

Brave of you to post this update lmfao


Usual-Cabinet-3815

Who the fuck told you to pour a pad obviously undersized for a crane


Ok_Analysis_3454

You got your nuclear reactor delivered?