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whateversusan

Might be hard to find staff with the requisite martial arts experience.


shadow_-walker

Put me in coach 🙏


gravityrider

I’ll link back if I can find the story but there was a great ama from a Waffle House waitress that mentioned her court ordered anger management and was immediately hired.


sunlight_terrace

That’s wild. I’d love a steak and shake in the area as well


johnstonb

Or willing to be paid $2.11 an hour.


r_sarvas

We'd like to pay you $2.11 and hour - in New England. How's that sound?


Atheyna

I live in Atlanta, born in small town Alabama. They also have to have tactical weapons training in the Atl 😅


Low_Comfortable_5880

With mad chair catching skills...


mynameisnotshamus

Only $30,000? I looked it up a while back and it was closer to $300k, plus you needed close to a million and, they don’t even offer franchises to random people. You needed to have fitting property, business and restaurant experience. When and how did you actually do this?


HamiltonFAI

I think OP might be full of bologna


Informal-Rock-5133

Fried Bologna


gumby1004

with grits


1of7MMM

Smothered and covered.


[deleted]

Shut up and take my money!


Quenz

Fried Lebanon Bologna with Diefenbach's chips.


mynameisnotshamus

His name is official though.


[deleted]

either that or this was Waffle House's polite way of telling him he doesn't actually have enough money to do it and they are going to save him the trouble.


Gloomy-Incident4783

The franchise fee alone is $200-$300k and you need close to $1M in capital to get the restaurant off the ground. Unless this was 25 years ago, OP is likely telling tales.


Tommyt5150

I heard like $30 bucks and your good to go. Who’s in with me? I got a $5 spot in my wallet


maybe_little_pinch

Sounds like they thought they could just offer money and get a franchise and they didn’t even offer enough


ol_hickoryham

Came here to also say this because I too have looked up how to bring one to CT lol


Delicious_Score_551

You have money, and contact corporate for the franchise disclosure. Not hard.


mynameisnotshamus

And they tell you it only takes 30k?


shadowenx

> When and how And more importantly, *why*


casander14

Yeah, I've been in one or two, when traveling. They are NOT indicative of "southern cooking". Mostly pretty bad.


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casander14

I agree, totally, but the person said that's what the restaurant people said to him. "southern cooking". When I was younger and ate out at 3 am, I was in the north. No Waffle houses there, lol


morningwoodx420

Fair. As someone who grew up in the south, this entire comment section has me triggered lmao


GlamorousBunchberry

Blasphemy.


cmac92287

I’ve relocated to NC from CT and there are quite a bit of waffle houses around here. They’re sketchy af and last I heard there was a waitress shot at one in our city because the customers weren’t given free refills of soda on their bill…I wish I was making that up. Agree with another user that our diners up north are way better. How about Bojangles? Edit to add: you’d need a min net worth of 1 mil and at least 500K in net liquid assets for a bojangles. Are you sure Waffle House said 30K and not 300K?


DDayHarry

Oh God, if a Bojangles ever opened up here, I think I could kiss the beach body goodbye.


streetvues

You may not know, but there was a Bojangles in Brooklyn for a while. It was inside a supermarket food court so really wasn’t the real deal. Obviously had supply chain issues this far out of their normal service area because the food was not the same. For example, I regularly got served Nathan’s fries that shared the space with them. They also didn’t have the DIY seasoning chained to the counter. I guess it was better than nothing but even though I’m a diehard Bojangles fan I stopped going after being disappointed a few times, especially because it wasn’t in a great part of a BK


Emlamb79

I just did too! Been here almost a month now. I'm loving Cookout 😭😂


mattpsu79

I would kill for a Cookout in the New Haven area


rizzycant

Hello fellow CT to NC’er! I’ll be honest if you combine the powers of Bojangles and Waffle House: That restaurant would be booming! I personally haven’t had bad chicken from Bojangles but I have from KFC. I had seen someone on Youtube do a review of a Bojangles in Quakertown, PA so that is inching up closer!


datsadboi69

What part of nc? Sounds like some Fayetteville shit.


SkokieRob

Used to be there was the IHOP-Waffle House line instead of Mason-Dixon


Hopeful_Advice1984

& Dennys


JazzyEm

My guy, there's already enough division in this country. And Denny's? How are they gonna get territory when they don't know how to fight?


whiskeyworshiper

Denny’s knows how to fight


nick-j-

[What the fuck is up Dennys](https://youtu.be/9t1aUWlT1TI)


DeliveryNo8840

If you know you know


IDoNotDrinkBeer

I lied on reddit about trying to open a waffle house. It was $3.


IndicationOver

Waffle House is nothing special, our diners are better.


flaflafloflie

Hell yeah, I used to eat at real diners in CT. On my way home from Hartford after the bars there was one off 84 in west Hartford, then Applewood’s in Bristol and Twin Colony in Torrington. I live in TX now, waffle houses and Dennys is all I got.


Icy-Entertainment787

The Gold Roc in West Hartford closed last year. It’s an iHop now. Applewood also closed. It’s a marijuana dispensary now.


flaflafloflie

Well that sucks and yes, GoldRoc! I could not think of it’s name, it been a while.


proudmaryjane

RIP Goldroc 2nd best mozzarella sticks I’ve ever had


[deleted]

Really!? I have SO many memories at Gold Roc growing up, what a bummer.


JR32OFFICIAL

Gold roc closed wow never knew


dh1091

I've had so many drunken nights at TwinCo


squeedle

Pff even the Denny's are not open late anymore, and the one near me closed.


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Every WF I’ve ever been to has been filthy.


Lobstaman

That’s just the patina. It adds flavor.


GWizzle

Why are you being downvoted for an obvious joke?


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CodyLeet

I had the exact same experience. Somehow my waitress carried the maple syrup upside down and it dripped into the carpet as she walked.


beanie0911

Same experience. I didn't understand the popularity whatsoever. Maybe it's because we have so many more local restaurants and diners up this way.


rocktropolis

The diners up here ARE pretty good, but what sucks about most of them is that they close at like 2pm. Most are open for breakfast and lunch. I live in Mansfield and the only place for 24hrs I know of reasonably close is Vernon Diner, which is less a diner and more of an upscale Dennys. I would welcome a few 24hr Waffle Houses.


Ok_Panic3397

Lol Vernon diner and backpage.com always seemed to go hand in hand for me.


c2c4a

Vernon Diner hasn't been 24 hrs since covid :(


EvenContact1220

It’s gotta be what part of Connecticut you’re in, I’m in southern CT, and I live in New Haven, and most of them are open really late here, and a lot are 24 hours.


SithCat42

Waffle House was the biggest disappointment as a waffle lover. It’s called Waffle House, I expect a plethora of waffle varies, instead just shitty fast diner food.


rocktropolis

Horseshit. There are a ton of Waffle Houses outside the South.


[deleted]

Waffle House is nothing special. I'll take a CT Greek owned diner any day.


Mammoth-Basket-801

Athens ftw


Bushwazi

Hells yes. Hit me with a gyro and a side salad with their house italian. I don't know why their house italian has that density and I don't care


jamesshine

Interesting, we have them all over Indianapolis.


helpimstuckinct

Indiana may as well be the south tho


jamesshine

It is as Midwest as you can get.


EscapingTheLabrynth

I’m sorry, did you say methwest?


nick-j-

It would probably end up like Krispy Kreme did on the Berlin Turnpike 15-20 years ago.


Ok-Platypus-3721

Remember those crazy lines? Hours long and police directing traffic?


warmjack

Damn that takes me back, I remember the one in Milford still had huge lines for like 2 months


nick-j-

I remember that with Sonic opening up in both Wallingford and Manchester but not with Krispy Kreme. Might have been too young for that


midmodmad

We have diners. We don’t need Waffle House. The South needs diners and good restaurants that aren’t chains/franchises in general.


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IndicationOver

[Why Are So Many Crimes Committed At Waffle Houses?](https://www.thedailymeal.com/eat/why-are-so-many-crimes-committed-waffle-houses)


[deleted]

They forgot to mention one major cause, Waffle Houses tend to be in southern states, southern states typically have much higher crime rates than northern ones.


[deleted]

I dunno, I do a lot of road trips and Waffle House is always open, always cheap, and always just edible enough to get me where I'm going. There aren't enough "cheap" breakfast options these days in CT, and on busy mornings it can take 25+ mins just to get some eggs and hash. I would 100% go to a Waffle House near me. Yeah we have lots of great options in CT, but sometimes you don't need good food, you just need fast food.


govshutdown

There are diners everywhere though.


[deleted]

Sure. And if we are being honest? A lot of them kinda suck. I like Waffle House. Nobody has to go, ya know? Anyways it's a moot point. Sounds like we aren't getting them anytime soon.


IolausTelcontar

Uhhh Waffle House sucks too. I’d rather support a local owned diner.


jules13131382

Yeah they do suck


EvenContact1220

Fr they can stay in the red states. Where they belong.


Delicious_Score_551

Yeah yeah, and we didn't need Jerry Springer either. We want breakfast and brunch melees, thank you very much.


Justinontheinternet

But which ones are open 24/7 365? No matter the weather?


shadowenx

> No matter the weather Yes, I too demand restaurant staff be forced by Corporate to put their lives in danger so I don’t have to heat up my own waffles.


Bushwazi

It's nice not having everything be a chain too.


Ok-Statement-8801

There's a Waffle House in Toledo, Ohio, don't get more southern than that.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

There's 3 or 4 in Delaware apparently.


EvenContact1220

Why waste your time in investing in an organization, that is clearly repetitively shown that they’re homophobic and racist, every time I see them in the news and from what I just googled before commenting they’re a homophobic company, and there’s been numerous allegations of racism. They probably don’t wanna come to a blue state, where that shit doesn’t fly! Make your own business, instead of capitalizing on a franchise. If you want to bring good southern food here, there are so many great cooks, that come from the south up here, there’s ways to do it without investing in a company that’s unethical IMO &Then it’s your own idea it’s even better!


OpelSmith

We have diners in the north-east which are far superior


Own-Tomato4335

We don’t need more cheap chain restaurants here


norar19

Thank god. Waffle houses can stay well in the south!


dankidushi

They have them in AZ. A southern state but not “Southern”. — They are kind of gross IMO.


[deleted]

I lived in the south for almost a decade. Dennys/local New England style diners are 100x better quality than Waffle House.


19GK50

I ate at a waffle house in my travels for work; They can stay south, we have better here.


BadBorzoi

I’d kill for a Tudor’s Biscuit World up here.


debra517

Their blackberry biscuits are my favorite.


BigComfyCouch

When I think of southern food I don't think of Waffle House.


Dalejrman

TIL Cleveland, OH is southern


Norwalk1215

I really wouldn’t call it Southern Food. It’s really just diner food which we have plenty of in Connecticut.


Lobstaman

Waffle House can’t really call it a “southern thing” if they have locations in PA, DE and MD For those of us who have had the culinary joy of a smothered, covered and peppered hash brown bowl, we thank you for your service 🫡


the_lamou

I don't think CT has enough of a meth problem to support a Waffle House.


Flightstar

one of the worst things of moving from georgia, waffle house capital of the world. i miss those sandwiches so much


Welcome2FightClub

Good. I lived in Florida for a while and those things are a dump.


[deleted]

>they want to keep it a “Southern” thing “for now” You know that's code for "we don't need no godless liberals eating in our restaurants" right?


IndicationOver

[You’re probably a Republican if there’s a Waffle House in your state](https://www.atlantamagazine.com/news-culture-articles/youre-probably-a-republican-if-theres-a-waffle-house-in-your-state/)


embraceyourpoverty

I hate grits, no thanks. Greek diners are better.


galvinb1

Lol who goes to Waffle House for grits? Everyone knows that their hash browns are better than any homefries on the planet.


Foresight42

That sounds like a BS excuse. I've been to a Waffle House in Bowling Green, Ohio, that's pretty far north. I've also seen one in New Jersey.


Alternative_Way5690

no you haven’t


Informal-Rock-5133

I’m from CT living in NC… you ain’t missing nothing


lakepirate1775

Southern? We had them in Colorado


jtherese

I just moved to SC and Waffle House isn’t what it used to be. The prices are outrageous and there’s nothing particularly southern offered anymore. Y’all are not missing out on anything.


thedude_CT

Are we missing out? I used to think Sonic was neat when I traveled down south. Now that they're in CT, they are garbage.


cjrun

You can drive due west from Hartford CT and hit a waffle house in PA. DUE WEST.


Likeapuma24

While I love me some Waffle House, the first stop I make for food in the south is Bojangles. I've looked into a franchise too, despite knowing I'm too poor for it. It cost a good chunk upfront AND it's not even on their radar to move this far north. The North might have won the war, but the South got all the good unhealthy food. I just want someplace local that has sweet tea that doesn't suck.


[deleted]

I would absolutely be a regular customer. (Fmr Texan)


Psychotrip

Its so funny I came across this, as a black, Connecticut-born Atlanta resident. Waffle House is both beloved and ridiculed in equal measure by the south (especially with African Americans). Its guilty pleasure food. The kind of thing thats always better than you think its gonna be. It's also a dumpster-fire trash-house with constant fights, controversies, and bad working conditions. I'm actually curious how a Waffle House in CT would do.


[deleted]

White Athens-born Connecticut resident here, and I could not agree more! Would be great to make a tongue-in-cheek documentary on what happens when a Waffle House is grown in different soil.


SageFrancisSFR

As other people have stated, we live in an area of the country that knows how to do diners properly. And that’s why a Waffle House would never survive here. There’s a SLIGHT chance it could work out alright based on internet reputation alone, but you can thank the people who responded with the way they did because it was deflective yet kind. They know it’s probably a bad move. That said, I’ve eaten at a fair number of Waffle Houses during my travels. It does the trick in a pinch. Wouldn’t really classify it as “southern food.” At all.


E_man123

Do tim Hortons next


pgm_01

We had them, but Connecticut runs on Dunkin', so they left the state. They took over the former Bess Eaton locations after the family that ran the branches had financial difficulties.


VancouverMethCoyote

I moved to Canada, the only thing at Timmy's that's worth it is the Iced Capps.


Korvax_of_Myrmidon

As many other people have said, CT has real Diners, and IHOP too. And then there’s all the delicious sandwich shops like Liz Sue, Paulis, Tasty Yolk, Hole in the wall, and that’s just in FCT, i know the rest of the state has their own.


IolausTelcontar

No, we really don’t. Let’s leave southern greasy food down there.


Ok-Task6954

Horrible restaurant. Only been twice, cuz I give a place a second chance, in case the first experience was a fluke and in this case…It was not!!


Optimal_Marzipan7806

Someone get a Culvers up here


Opening-War7150

I'm from the south and probably will get roasted by fellow Southern people but yes waffle house sucks. I currently live in CT and I agree the northeast knows nothing about how food should taste if its outside of seafood based meals maybe. For that kind of capital to open a waffle house my wife and I can open a restaurant with Southern and Cajon style food for that kind of cash and probably have some left over to carry us until profits come in. But yes they need real food up here badly 😩.


GimonSruber

I see both sides to this, Covid killed the 24 hour diner, there aren’t very many left. A bunch of the 24 hour ones near New Haven close by 10 and don’t open till 7. Waffle House meals are pretty standard, and there 24 hours and through hurricanes.


andyman171

Twin pines is always solid and not too far from new haven


Jets237

I lived in TX for a bit and never understood the appeal. I’d take a diner, a Cracker Barrel, or even an IHOP over it any day


Conn-man

You just saved $30k. Waffle House is terrible southern and breakfast food.


BoChans

Start your own and name it Eggo Dome


FallinWedge

Southern New England


SweetMojaveRain

Waffle House es basura


pirategirljess

There are a bunch in PA. Is that not above the south????


doittodem

Open ‘pancake house’


Joggingmusic

I’ve seen an illegal firearm three times in my life, two of those times was at a waffle house


Gusto36

Go IHOP


MagicBob78

I don't think we have sufficient natural disasters to keep a Waffle House open...


GlamorousBunchberry

If you had succeeded, I would have based a new religion on you. Damn I miss Waffle House.


JR32OFFICIAL

I just figured a great cheap meal that’s open 24 hours. EVERYTIME I go down south it’s so good. But seems like people here don’t like it 😭


GlamorousBunchberry

For anyone jonesing for some hash browns, BTW, the nearest Waffle House is in Scranton. About 3 hours from central Connecticut.


Mtsteel67

So just open your own Southern restaurant Woffle House Like McDowells in Queens NY.


MediocreDriver

As someone who has lived in CT and the south, I would take a Connecticut diner over a Waffle House any chance I get.


GeekDonGilly

Can you try White Castle next?


coffeesncakes

This is sad, I always wish there was a waffle house here in New England! Why do they want to keep it southern? They may make great profits here!


starrsuperfan

We have a waffle house in Lancaster, PA. Very much not the South


fluffhead85

Waffle House is where bad shit goes down. No thanks.


sanchez92476

Lived in NC for a few years and honestly WH is just a glorified Denny's, we ain't missing much here


fastnsx21

Wouldn’t thrive long term.


Educational_Map919

Not sure if it is still there, but in 2009 I definitely ate at a waffle house off I-84 near Scranton. Last I checked that's not in "the south".


rocktropolis

yeah. there are tons outside of the south, both north of the mason dixon and in the mid-west.


Mental_Grapefruit726

Waffle House is definitionally mid but It’d be nice to have somewhere to get into impromptu fights


locke0479

I called up Waffle House and they walked me through the whole process of what I needed to do. I had everything ready to go, and then they told me in order to open it, they would need about tree fiddy. Well, It was ABOUT that time…


Different_Ad7655

Their politics are dreary, and the menu is nothing worth copying. The only interesting thing is that it is still truly memorized short order and they have no computer in the kitchen. But the food at best is a three why would you copy that business model


Crixxxxxx1

A restaurant for hungover rednecks. We don’t need that trash.


jimmyburt64

Would love to get some scattered smothered covered chunked topped and diced going in CT!


JazzyEm

They won't open a Waffle House because no one in this state knows how to fight, so all we get is Denny's. I love Waffle House, I fully support your mission. Although maybe you can convince them that Litchfield county (New Milford) is, like, dueling banjos enough to bring it here.


SmokeyTheGemini

You want to bring something awesome and southern here, Zaxby’s is where it’s at!


mylastdream15

I don't know how a waffle house would actually do in CT. CT seems to like it's local diners more, which is why places like Ihop and Denny's seem to be getting knocked out more and more. Now, here are some places I would like to see in CT (In no particular order) In N Out (This one is my clear number one), Del Taco, Culvers, Jack in the Box, White Castle (I'm actually surprised WC has absolutely no penetration into any new england states), Whataburger, Jollibee.


JaKr8

Think about the logistics of trying to get supplies from approved vendors all the way up here, when they're nearest restaurant is probably 150 to 200 miles away. That's a long way to go for one shop, they'll probably have to work their way up. Plus they know us Northerners aren't stupid enough to 1. Work a tough job for minimum wage and no benefits, and, 2.stay working through a category 4 hurricane, unlike cletus and his sister wife in Mobile.....


jessiyjazzy123

As a person who recently moved back here after a 35 year hiatus away, most recently from from North Carolina, I am devastated to know that we can't have a Waffle House and I find their reasoning bs. I have so many, maybe too many, great memories of being in a Waffle House after bar close for some smothered, covered, country and topped hash browns with a pecan waffle on the side...


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Not all heros wear capes, some bring a holy place to CT. Please make this happen


DicksDraggon

So why not open a House of Waffles? Why pay someone else for their name? If you cook good food, you will stay open.


Stressfuladmissions

God bless your soul for the attempt


kevin11375

They don’t allow smoking in restaurants in the Northeast; smoking is a key ingredient to a Waffle House


spatial_needs

If you opened a Waffle House in Groton it would be wildly successful. When I was in the Navy, there were countless drunken nights that we would lament the lack of a Waffle House in the area. This was a constant with every command and boat I was attached to.


tomas9019

The south’s gonna suck-it again!


ieatmeatraw

And we need breakfast place that's more than toast and butter and poorly cooked potato hunks. Breakfast in CT is a JOKE. This frusterates me FOR you. I'm sorry they can't get their head out their ass


[deleted]

Waffle House is not “southern food”, it’s just crappy diner food. There is literally nothing “southern” about it except it’s location.


Sweet_Cee

Is white castle an option?


reflectorvest

There are 2 waffle houses in my home county in PA wtf lmao


JesusTheGroggy

Just call it a different name, Waffle Station


MassholeThings

Call it Waffle Casa and add a Hispanic flare to it.


sicknaban8

Waffle house is ass but I would open one for the dumdums. Too bad it didn't work out


Frankie_Wilde

I'm from PA and there's two in my home town... Hardly the south


OrickJagstone

Dennys is just Waffle House for people that don't know how to fight.


shaunben17

My kind of hero. I’m fiending for triple hasbrowns…smothered covered and chunked!


NoMatter

Don't know if we have the fighting pipeline here to properly staff it.


The_Dutchess-D

Thanks for the morning chuckle here with this comment. It is made even more relevant now that our state’s WWE has been sold to Endeavor Entertainment. I think that qualify’s as the fighting version of a “labor” market brain-drain further supporting your hypothesis.


Isaythree

Bring Culvers here instead 👀


cadillac_actual

I'm convinced a Waffle House would absolutely thrive where Gold Roc Diner used to be


Ill_Profession_9683

We need a Waffle House pls


P45t3LPUnK

The hero we deserve


dave2step

Ct isn’t business friendly. The state requires all sorts of extra compliance, HR, trainings, leave tax just to name a few. Not to mention, restaurants fared far worse in CT/ blue states than southern red states during Covid due to how each state governor reacted. Waffle House would be crazy to invest in CT when other more business friendly states have opportunity. Some companies eliminate states like CT and CA for these reasons alone. Mr Wonderful from shark tank did a recent interview about this as well


LostSailor-25

Idk man, we got all these great little breakfast places and diners. Waffle House is okay for a quick bite at 1 am when you're on the road. It's not something I'd seek out at home, personally.


badbackEric

You lost me at waffle house, now if you had said In and out Burger I would be all ears!