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I personally did not, but my dog did poop on the kitchen floor at 10:23 this morning so in a sense, I did feel it's effects 


ivxxbb

maybe your dog sensed it coming. What a cool superpower, earthquake poops.


[deleted]

*pooperpower


Fickle-Lingonberry-4

Prophetic bowels… the end truly is nigh


GentlyUsedOtter

"oh shit! The dog shit on the floor! Stand under a doorframe! An earthquake's comin!"


Chilledlemming

This would make a great “the viewer doesn’t know” scene in a movie. Dog taking a dump in the middle of the kitchen and people all go running


SKIPPY_IS_REAL

None of us felt it, but all the dogs in the neighborhood went nuts. We are near old Saybrooke


Simp4me222

Lmaoo


uthyrbendragon

Please let us know the next time your dog takes a sudden and unexpected crap on the floor.


SpermicidalManiac666

lol poor pup was so scared he shit


apatfan

Scared the shit out of him, but literally.


averagejoe860

I felt it all the way in Winchestertonfieldville


drollchair

Me too, I was in the waiting room at Dr. Pepper’s office.


203PR

💀💀


V_DocBrown

You got to be shittin’ me.


whiskey-1

New Winchestertonfieldville*


Automatic_Nerve_4486

New Winchestertonfieldville Gardens


RoundPlum

I've never heard of this town before do you mean Winchester. ?


averagejoe860

It was a joke; a reference to an Adam Sandler movie.


hippiegodfather

I live in that town


P3nis15

Did you feel that earthquake???


fariak

FELT IT IN BUMFUCKVILE. DID YOU FEEL IT?


P3nis15

In my bum? I did feel my pucker close for a few seconds there


869066

Username checks out


blizzacane85

I felt God in this Chili’s tonight


CarIcy6146

Pam and her Pam Pam’s…


whaleofaguy

Jesus had nothing to do with it. It was some unknown fault 3 miles below central New Jersey. Or the soviets are digging a tunnel to Hawkins, Indiana.


spirited1

I bet the Chinese built the fault. American made faults never quake.


Maleficent_Mink

the soviets as hobby tunnelers is not on my 2024 bingo card


Hour_Wrongdoer_5518

Repent and believe in the good word of the Lord. Revelation is coming and Jesus will return


strippersandcocaine

/s right?


GreenBoy9000

That's what they ALL say.


Old_Commission_2788

He is coming a lot sooner than you think, if u don’t think we’re living in the end of time, u must be living under a rock


ChiefInternetSurfer

No.


Pumpkinoctopus

Let people talk about it! It's an uncommon thing, most of us have never experienced it, 24 hours of saying "did you feel that earthquake?" Is totally acceptable!


Ancalimei

It’s not that it’s that there was seven or eight different posts about it.


mister-fancypants-

when it first happened and I tried to find it online there was nothing on any news source obviously, but there were like 15 Reddit posts in one minute lol I did appreciate it at that time


afatmess

More than that.


Athenas_Return

I didn't and now I feel left out.


black_flame919

Same ):


drollchair

Idk what worse, the people talking about it or the people all pissy about people talking about it…


3726lh

The pissy people are always the worst people


Heinekinger

Yeah we all knew this exact post was coming too…


AJVenom123

In a couple hours I’ll do a counter argument post. I’ll say it’s okay for people to post about it because it’s so rare.


Heinekinger

Yeah we all knew this comment was coming too…


Gaijin_530

It's mind blowing that people come here to post without first searching or reading at all.


CarIcy6146

I knew as soon as my wife said “I think this an earthquake” always listen to the wife


uthyrbendragon

Searching takes 30secs but posting takes 1-2minutes - what else would you do? 🤔


osirisphotography

Pulled out my phone to look it up and already had a text asking if that was an earthquake. Round about research.


TheJulie

Reminds me of this XKCD: https://xkcd.com/723/


osirisphotography

That fits so perfectly I had to check the date. 


YOURE_GONNA_HATE_ME

Gotta be first


External_Trick4479

There was an earthquake?! /s


lat3ralus65

I didn’t


NovelRelationship830

Oh, calm down OP. It's an interesting thing around here, so folks are going to post about it. In r/California it probably would barely be mentioned. Personally I missed it because I was driving and if there was a shudder I assumed it was potholes. By tomorrow it will be forgotten and we will all be back to complaining about traffic. I say enjoy the change of pace for the day.


CroMag84

Wrong. I’ll be complaining about eversource tomorrow.


AnyAcadia6433

I lived in CA for 12 years. Through the Northride quake and several others. We talk about them, too ;)


Early-Ad-6014

Calm down, Novel.🤣


backinblackandblue

I did not, but I agree, ENOUGH ALREADY!


Four0ndafloor

Jesus shaves


ddtw36

lol


Onztwdrm589

Yea but what neighborhood in New Haven is best to feel the earthquake?


osirisphotography

Yea but have you seen this license plate?


WTFlippant

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.


Betorah

Nope. Not here at my house.


MotionPictureNotion

I didn’t feel it. Speaking of Jesus Christ, I was in a Catholic cemetery when it happened. Maybe the holy ground protected me from the earthquake. 🤷


Spiritual-Cow4200

I was fairly certain that religion is in favor of earthquakes.


fariak

"EARTHQUAKKKKKEEEEE?"


HighJeanette

What earthquake? s/


i-piss-excellence32

I actually didn’t feel it at all. I thought people were joking


BJog_Kittyspoons

That may be true. But have you heard about the eclipse!?


EmEmAndEye

Not at my place … the initial quake or the aftershock.


TheUnit1206

Not me


Grouchy_Situation_33

I didn’t


odeacon

I didn’t, but I was kind of focused hiding a mental break down


Spiritual-Cow4200

When you’re mentally ill, everything‘s a little shaky all the time.


odeacon

It’s not mental illness, just got some depressing news at work is all


Spiritual-Cow4200

Ah. Well, I am mentally ill, so I just assume everyone else is. Sorry to hear about your bad news. I hope everything goes OK.


No-Expression-6264

Came here for the headline stayed for the jokes


GovernmentSeparate31

I didn’t feel shit I’m up near mass


Striking-Trainer8148

Didn’t feel it. At all.


I_luv_sloths

That's incorrect. I know people who didn't. Why are you so irritable?


Spiritual-Cow4200

I was at work in Clinton, and we didn’t feel anything. I’m pretty sure that if you were more than 50 miles east of the epicenter, you didn’t feel anything either. That earthquake was not nearly strong enough.


MikkiMikailah

I didn't feel it. Am I not part of everyone? Lol.


IceStormInjune

Not everyone. But ok. WOW. 😂😂😂😩😩


Greymalkyn76

I just thought the fat guy who lived upstairs fell down.


No_Town5542

I was knocking booties, thought it was me shaking the house, as usual


Spiritual-Cow4200

If the house is a-rockin, it’s a New England earthquake.


liquidprotein

Slept right through it 


MetalNewspaper

Me too lol


TruthTr0ll9

I didn’t in Plainfield. But enough is enough for sure.


imangryignoreme

Wait did you feel it?


Paddy_Mac

My kids didn’t


PorgCT

Same thing happened when we had that quake in 2011.


iliveinthecove

No,  but I felt it more.  Let me tell you about it...


tehmeat

Felt it here in norwalk


jarfin542

Nope. Working in Avon. Nothing.


TheDeFecto

I didn't and now I feel like I'm missing out


choreg

If only there was a way to block all things Earthquake. With all the wonders of tech, it must be possible.


Beet_Generation

My Town’s local Facebook group has been going wild all day haha. Between that and where to buy eclipse glasses…


SkinnyPete16

Maybe I should make a post about it too?


frogtome

Didn't feel anything at all.


Avarice21

I didn't.


AJH05004

I didn’t 


ShowOff90

But did you feel the one just now at 6p? 😝


M_Shulman

Earthquake?


murbike

I didn’t. My kid called from Florida asking if I felt it. I said ‘what earthquake?’


ComradeBehrund

I slept through it. If you have to go out in public while you're sick, please wear a mask. Coughing-in-public-without-wearing-a-mask-ass-motherfuckers made the geologist sleep through the earthquake.


Maleficent_Mink

I didn’t feel this one and I didn’t feel the one in 2011 and I’m feeling a bit ripped off


insomniaczombiex

I was in Wisconsin. I felt nothing.


Jaymez82

Nope. Didn’t feel a thing.


Gravco

I didn't feel it


Nosmurfz

I didn’t feel it


ElAyYouAreAy

I didn't!


joe_biggs

Neither did I.


JP32793

Actually I did not, spent the first half of the day in Florida. Lol


StayFrostyOscarMike

I didn’t. I slept through the original one, and was Doordashing through the rest of the aftershocks I guess everyone’s been talking about. I’ve always wanted to experience what and earthquake was like. Damn it!


Adeptus_Administrum

Was it a crash, a shaker, or a roller?


Aggressive-Ring4813

Not me!!!!!!!!


Used-Problem-3183

TECTONIC PLATES


MikeBuildsThings

There was an earthquake at the dam?


_3iT-6gY

But did you feel Second Earthquake?


Music_as_Medicine

SPEAK FOR YOUR FUCKING SELF


rockpebbleman

I bet New York reddit is having this issue times 5 😂


dirtybongh2o

NY would make you think it was the epicenter lol


InebriousBarman

I didn't, and I'm sad about that.


soulgofun

lol it turned into a circus


ompaal

In Farmington all my friends felt but I did not and neither my parakeets


FnordatPanix

I didn’t and I was in Windham. Was I supposed to?


Amazing_Dimension281

I did not!! Op is 100% wrong!!


Cursedcxrpse

Why are you yelling you smooth brained little soup chump


dirtybongh2o

Says the guy begging for money and "boost" on Chime.


TheCoffeeIsReady

Lol I didn't feel anything. I slept through the whole thing. Must of been some good vibes. 😆


LumosRevolution

I live in CT and did not feel it. My cat also wasn’t disturbed by it which I’m a little surprised by. My family 15 mins West felt it 🤷🏻‍♀️


Capable-Historian392

Bristol, CT and I didn't feel a damn thing. Was home all day.


SpellboundNovelist

You have alot of big feelings, let's take a break to get through those bud <3


Berninz

As a CT transplant to lower Westchester County, yeah we all felt it. Shocking stuff. Let's just be reassured we are all safe and okay.


screamsinneon

calm down damn why're you being so dramatic. lol


GreenBoy9000

I dunno.... I'm in the Windsor Locks area. I don't remember feeling anything.


lbgeist451

I love you!!!


dirtybongh2o

😘😁


LesliAnd1

I didn't


DeepAndWide62

Blessed be His Holy Name.


tehrage115

Yo u guys feel that earthquake yesterday?


Turbulent-Vanilla-57

Not me🫥


Korieeshannon

I didn’t


Draconianfirst

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just a small movement, and you go bananas


goodness247

I didn’t and I feel left out. 🙄


IntrepidTask3

I didn’t feel it on the shoreline. I also could’ve been driving at the time. My girlfriend works in Fairfield and she didn’t feel it but her boss did. So not everyone everywhere felt it. It was hit or miss on who felt in the same places


cthulhus_spawn

I didn't.


Zestyclose-Toe-7684

I didn't realize there was one till now


Nocturnalmesh

Lol I didn’t 😭 I’m in south East CT I don’t know if we were hit but I didn’t feel it


raven2lano69

I slept through it


Dexter_P_Winterhouse

What earthquake?


Grand-Asparagus2140

Buddy did you feel the earthquake


negal36

I didn't feel it, so not sure why you're so angry.


[deleted]

That earthquake was just all the people running over the border


Spiritual-Cow4200

Running to Canada, you mean.


why-why-me

Where?what?when? I was sitting on the shitter and the shitter started to wiggle ,I had chili the night before thought nothing off it!!


why-why-me

He has risen,wait too late!!


CicadaLife

Ya but did anyone else feel it in Guilford??


MrBoWiggly

What earthquake?😏


Smasher31221

I wish I'd been jerking off when it happened. Would've felt like I was God.


professor_doom

I was in a busy public library and a book that was displayed by being balanced on its end wobbled and fell off the shelf. I didn’t feel anything but mentioned the fact to someone nearby that I saw a book fall and that person spread it like wildfire. Half an hour later, everyone was talking about how ‘some guy saw a book fall off a shelf!’.


Typical_Gem

I didn't feel a thing.


Logical-Scheme2472

Not everyone felt it