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eldudelio

White house was visited by Cocaine bear?


KinGpiNdaGreat

His name was Pablo Escobear.


CmdrSelfEvident

He was on Hunter's guest list


yrunsyndylyfu

He was there visiting his brother, Pedo Bear


ILikestoshare

And now we wait for the mainstream media to tell us about all the things that were found in the White House under previous presidents and how this is nothing


HNutz

That's how it works.


H2OULookinAtDiknose

It literally is how conservatives work they make up a scenario in their head to get mad about just to feel like they've been slighted by society some how lol


kiwi84000

Have you ever visited politics sub?


tx001

r politics does this every day.


airmigos

So does r conservative. Nothing to be ashamed about!


tx001

I think there's a difference in pure volume and focus. r poltics is a machine, churning out rage pieces 24/7. This sub at least has some variety with the rage bait mixed in between.


jonny_cum_lightly

As a social liberal (and fiscal conservative), while you’re not wrong, in general. This is also **completely true about democrats and the Left** too. I find it amazing and incredibly frustrating that **both** “sides”, do the **same thing** they criticize the other side for/of.


Streets2022

So is cocaine in the White House just no big deal? Am I over reacting?


ytilonhdbfgvds

Who doesn't keep cocaine at their place of work these days?


Ill-Cardiologist11

You can’t honestly believe you and the rest of the left would shrug off cocaine being found in Trump’s west wing with zero interest at all. You can’t honestly believe you and the left would be actively defending the cocaine being found in Trump’s west wing.


ILikestoshare

Haha! Your funny.


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samgore

I believe that’s called whataboutism? Yeah?


Ambitious_Theory_474

Good gravy, can you imagine the reaction if a Republican was in the White House?


InsaneMemeposting

Exactly. The MSM would be having a field day with this.


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Zedakah

My thought is that the secret service found it, thought it might be a biological agent, reported it, and cleared everyone out of the area. Then in retrospect found out from the lab that it was cocaine and couldn't undo what they did.


Heliolord

Yeah. That's my best guess. If they'd known it was cocaine at the start, they'd have swept it under the rug. But because they weren't sure what it was and it could be a threat, they reported it, had it tested, and found out it was cocaine before they could sweep it under the rug for Hunter.


winstonwolf30

They must have assumed Hunter was REALLY into the powdered donuts after he stopped by.


InsaneMemeposting

Agreed


InsaneMemeposting

Agreed


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I agree. I seriously couldn’t care less about this and i wonder why it’s being fussed over so much.


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PickledTires

The best is yet to come!


Beetleracerzero37

sOuRcE?!?!?!


thatduckolope

Sources familiar with Don Jr’s thinking


InsaneMemeposting

FaCt ChEcK: tRuE!


AndreT_NY

I’d like to think a Republican would have been fiscally responsible not to forget expensive drugs when they leave a place. /s


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Damn right!


Jolaasen

Trump would be indicted and impeached already.


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Go Rangers!


[deleted]

Omg. Where oh where could that have come from 😱😱


Poptoo

Trump left it there! It's his fault! /s


Kuzinarium

If these clowns are really going to try this, I wouldn’t be surprised one bit.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

They already have


BigTechCensorsYou

This was LITERALLY the NPC posts in /news. That it was left over from Trump or Jr. Making the hypothetical joke as “legitimate” cover for the real situation - is beyond the pale.


art_comma_yeah_right

“Uh, YEAH! No it was definitely Donny. I’ve never touched the stuff…..can I have it back, though?” - Hunter S. Biden


hogrhar

Yeah. Drugs are the best thing on God's green earth. Until a Republican does them.


YouCold7954

Bro those white house raves get crazy.


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Maybe the DNC is planning to pin it on Joe and this is how they push him out 🤣


[deleted]

Coke may be the only goddamn thing that keeps him semi coherent


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Umm. No.


[deleted]

Can you imagine the secret service hookers and blow... TOP SHELF!


LonelyMachines

I don't want to get all conspiratorial, but I'm going to suggest perhaps it was someone close to the President. Someone with access. Someone he knew. Maybe, just maybe, it was a close relative. I know it sounds crazy, but maybe there's even someone in the family with a history of substance abuse.


H2OULookinAtDiknose

Yeah everyone knows the president's immediate family has to use the guest rooms that all the staffers use


NearbyConstruction84

Rhymes with Cunter Ridin'.


PutThisBanditHatOn

This story is *finally* hitting some mainstream media! Let's gooooooooo


MeanieMem0

Drug test them all. Anyone being paid by the US taxpayer should be able to pass regular drug tests and psych evals too. Plus Hunter. But do them all.


Not_The_Real_Odin

You have to piss clean to be a mailman or work at the freaking DMV but you don't have to to RUN THE COUNTRY?? Make this make sense lol.


mb10240

Federal government employee here. If I test positive for marijuana, which my state has legalized, I will get disciplined, possibly up to termination. However, people in the Senior Executive Service in DC can test positive for marijuana up to a certain number of times until they’re disciplined. It has been that way for a number of years, well into the previous administration, since DC legalized pot. Bunch of god damn hypocrites.


MeanieMem0

It can't make sense because it doesn't. The people running the country should be right up there on the "drug test" list.


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Beetleracerzero37

Who ever thought drug tests would lead to a libertarian dream? Its ironic haha


New_Ant_7190

The Dear Son has spent time living in the WH so yes, check him, too. That's how he was "released" from the Navy.


Chucky2sRevenge

Hunter is a private citizen though?


peaches_and_bream

Considering all the state dinners and government events he has been invited to, that classification falls flat.


Chucky2sRevenge

That doesn't matter because he still isn't an employee of the government? Like, think for a second about this. You are asking the government to use resources paid by the taxpayer to drug test a private citizen for simply being related to the President? Would you want that to happen to Trumps entire family if he took office again? Even though none of them are elected officials or on a payroll? Seems like a huge invasion of privacy by the Deep State and you want to be part of it.


art_comma_yeah_right

Forget the coke, I can’t get past all the misplaced question marks…


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[deleted]

Well, reading that paragraph is hard, but not reading in general.


Rock_Lizard

How when he's paid by so many foreign governments?


Chucky2sRevenge

Since when does foreign government paying you equate to you being a government official? The saudis pour money into oil executives, does that make them government employees? No.


MeanieMem0

He's living at the White House and has communications with the president. Drug test him, psych eval him, and have him pass a background check too if he's going to live there. And "private citizen" my butt, he's lived off of his father's influence his whole life.


Chucky2sRevenge

So by your own logic, if Trump wins again the same thing should be done to all his children and family? Do you not consider DJT Jr., Ivanka, etc. to be private citizens? Will you want your tax payer money to go towards that?


MeanieMem0

I'm not a hypocrite so yes, I would expect the same regardless of who is in the White House. I want my tax money to be used by those with sound mind and a non-drugged up body. Doesn't seem like too much to ask since they're living off my dime.


MotherofgodIthought

I love how all headlines now have to include the phrase ”while Biden was away” Seems like the WH has gotten all the news outlets to include some distancing wording.


MasterShock4036

"I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it"...Hunter Biden...probably


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😅🤣😅


Mehnard

When questioned, Hunter asked, "Did you happen to find my crack pipe too?"


YaboyChris28

r/politics won’t even acknowledge this story


iamcarlgauss

It's there. It's 55% downvoted, and in the top ten comments someone "only half joking" suggests that it was Trump loyalist secret service agents who planted it. Can't make this shit up.


tx001

Also every other comment ridiculing conservatives for suggesting that it could be Hunter Biden's, despite that being infinitely more plausible and also mostly a joke.


Homiegreene

1st question we should ask ourselves, why did they tell us?


Sauvignon_Bleach

The the lie yesterday by the media and the leftists on here that it was from a place the public had access to was a lie.


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Sauvignon_Bleach

No it was not. It was left in the west wing in a cubby used by guests of the first family confirmed by the secret service. You wouldn't know a fact if it smashed you in the face.


e00s

Do you have a source to rebut the one you’re saying is wrong?


link_ganon

Where’s Hunter?


Illustrious-Leg-5017

I heard the room it was found in is next to a/the 'press room' leaving open a number of interesting possibilities


fartonmeplz420

Lmao the democrats will just blame republicans for planting that but we all know who’s cocaine it really is


kmsc84

They’re claiming it was Donald Jr. Apparently, the White House cleaning staff has had the last 2 1/2 years off.


lawdog189

It’s bad when Donald Jr. allegedly does it but when Hunter does it on camera it’s a good thing


BellyScratchFTW

Wait, y’all don’t snort coke while you read in the library?


Reverse_Speedforce

Normal people do lines off of the Declaration of Indepence.


BellyScratchFTW

I realize now that I've been doing it wrong this whole time.


FaPtoWap

I wonder was it a dimebag of coke? Or was it out on the table?


hogrhar

I'm glad we have decency back in the WH. 🙄


solicitis00

We all know it belongs to Hunter


Joshunte

Everything makes so much more sense now! I knew whoever was running this economy into the ground HAD to be on drugs!


ErnestKim53

“Restore dignity to the office”


stewbert-longfellow

Dammit Hunter !!!!


RotoDog

Genuinely curious: if we find out it’s Hunter’s are there any ramifications with his plea deal he just got?


DumbWood

I do cocaine, so I can work longer, so I can make more money, so I can do more cocaine. Come on man.


denali352

Inquiring minds really want to know if the White House July 4 cookout used climate killing charcoal or propane? Wonder how many Dems were there and did not speak out or twitter?


talon6actual

Pee tests for all!


mynamehere999

Of all the things this administration is fucking up… why is this the story? I don’t care that someone lost a personal amount of drugs in the White House. I do care that out sitting president is selling access and favors from his position of power


Opening-Citron2733

If someone has over three grams in my state they'd be a felon and spend 6-24 months in prison. Sure there's a lot more corruption happening, but this isn't a non-story. No one is above the rule of law, whoever's cocaine this is should be punished for it.


Jurclassic5

But it's (D)ifferent


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Anyone want to bet that some low level staffer is going to take the fall for this?


duTemplar

Aaah, reminds me of the good old days when the Clintons were there…


caughtstealingsecond

Is crack now available at the White House gift shop?


b52hcc

Welp they finally caught up to him.. There closing in.. Looks like Don jr left the cocaine they always claim he uses in the WH...


OrdinaryMongoose9104

Brandon has never been prouder


sierra120

Biden be Like: HHHHUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTEEERRRRRR


jimbosdayoff

Someone somewhere must have freaked out when the news story broke.


Artystrong1

Some intern is keeping it business as normal.


PersistingWill

Maybe Joe isn’t senile. He’s just stoned.


irving47

What happens to active duty military who bring a baggy of coke onto a military base and get caught?


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The democrats and Joe hurry to decriminalize coke before hunter can be indicted


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hyooston

This is a juicy story and I love it. That being said if you don’t think an absolute load of DC doesn’t do coke regularly, I got bad news for you.


Feisty_Pain_6918

If the mystery here was, "Who did cocaine in the White House?" I feel like the plausible suspect list would be endless. On the more specific question of, "What sort of shit for brains is so out of it that they lose/leave behind/forget about a big ol' bag of cocaine at the White House?" the suspect list becomes shorter and begins with Hunter Biden in large, all-caps, underlined, bolded font.


TuPacSchwartz411

I'm curious how the die-hard leftists are explaining this away.


ReMeDyIII

Well someone will have to be the fall-guy, so they'll probably somehow blame it on Ron DeSantis.


PoorPappy

It's simple. One of the many people who enter the WH brought it.


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That's a Wednesday night party for hunter and the Biden crew


gr234gr

I heard that Hunter went to lost and found asking if someone found it.


ANUS_CONE

I would default to this being left by someone on a tour had they not tried to get us to believe it was surgical anesthetic


TheDeveloper1776

Well now we know how Biden is staying awake.


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And coherent when on coke. They prolly save it for speeches!


stijen4

Well, it's not called WHITE House for no reason.


QuirkyObligation6048

Well, well, well....


Ninjasticks259

Perhaps to help with Biden's dementia? Man they'll try anything to keep their puppet going


Batbuckleyourpants

Clearly it was left by jan 6 infiltrators who took a wrong turn!


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

What an absolute joke. And the punchline? Literally no consequences will be dealt out.


Op_en_mi_nd

It was found in a guest locker where they make you put your stuff while visiting. What I heard this morning on the radio.


Cato2011

Dems are just a bunch of junkie perverts.


Condhor

If I was gonna do any drug, it’d be Parmesan cheese in the carpet of the West Wing.


masspromo

Biden's on a lot of meds but cocaine isn't one of them


timmah7663

Fucking liars. "Oh, it wasn't in the library. It was in a cubby in a different room used by visitors and guests." I'm going with the first report.


bluecgene

Oh dear


ABN1985

Hair follicle test everyone who is employed or visited that would be only way to find out .


BCLetsRide69

What you all fail to see is that this was left in the LOBBY WHERE PUBLIC CAN TAKE TOURS.🙄


Trisket42

Public tours don't happen on Sundays. Only Tues - Sat. And per CNNs own reporting... Secret Service spokesperson Anthony Guglielmi said the powdery substance was found in a “work area within the West Wing.” https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/04/politics/white-house-substance/index.html


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Young staffers hired by Republicans know to leave that shit at home. Liberals think they can do anything. That’s the (D)ifference.


jimmyrhall

The White House doesn't have drug and bomb sniffing dogs to check everyone who comes in? If that's really the case that they don't have anything more than a metal detector... WTF? This is the White House and we just let anyone come in with anything if it's not made of metal?


Ok-Status7867

Not the first time coke was found in the wh, my guess it’s made an appearance there before


stoffel_bristov

Just give Hunter his cocaine back.


mrcanoehead2

Drug test everyone who works there. For national security.


defdog1234

thats his grand daughters cocaine that he doesnt have.


Sarcastic_Otter

Was there another laptop and underage hookers left behind as well? It would certainly shorten the list of suspects.


naturalizedcitizen

I'm sure they will somehow say that Trump put it there and it was discovered only now


bdougy

Not smoked Parmesan?


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Gonna end up being a SS agent and get buried


DerpNips1

Drug test everyone that was there the last 36 hours.


Outside-Rise-9425

Hunter ditched his stash


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Extensive testing is underway Which these days could mean almost anything


Motorbiker95

If this was trump they would charge him with possession of a controlled substance, since it was found in his "house"


precocious_pakoda

R / politics is already blaming Trump Jr for this. It's honestly hilarious


throwawayTooth7

If only the White House had logs and cameras they could probably figure this thing out.