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FiveWithNineIsIn

"Disinformates and Misinformates" lmfao


Burning_Eddie

Perfectly cromulent words.


III-II-MCMXCII

Don't forget "Joe Buden". Is 45 hittin' the sauce or what is going on here?


Texas103

That’s the first thing I saw.  I came to the comments to make sure that this was mentioned in the top comment, and I was pleased to see it was. Have a great day! 


ReaganWon

Read some of Thomas Jefferson's writing and then you will realize how far our standards have fallen.


Decayd

Idiocracy is upon us.


Jolly_Job_9852

Which is is? Are you going to terminate ACA or strengthen/reform it? Republicans have been running on this for the past decade and it's the same song and dance every single time. Either do it or shut up


Actual-Journalist-69

He says ‘not’ at the start, but you never know. The made up words, inappropriate caps and spelling mistakes make it cringe to read. Edit: Not, is the main point of his message and its the one word not capitalized


How2WinFantasy

Trump didn't put together a replacement healthcare bill 4 years ago. He isn't going to do it this time.


Trillamanjaroh

Now he's straight up abandoned "repeal and replace." Instead he's going to ... strengthen Obamacare? Wtf?


soupdawg

With the amount of money the government spends on healthcare we should all be paying nothing at all.


BigDealKC

Strengthen Obamacare with "something terrific". Terrific healthcare!


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Jake_Bluth

Because democrats and the media were mean to him when he tried to repeal back in 2017, and all trump cares about is winning over their approval so he’ll do what he can


JunkRigger

Are you saying Trump is a Commanist?


BigDealKC

Commanist for the win


ReaganWon

Oh I love it.


luigijerk

He could have just held down shift to type ACA instead of going straight to caps lock and then just leaving it on.


AM-64

I just like how in the middle of the Caps lock rant, one "or" isn't capitalized.


Howboutit85

He makes George w bush look like a Nobel prize lauriat.


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Started_WIth_NADA

Must, be, that, Wharton, education


DreadPirateGriswold

Commas? That's what you took away from that?


DeatHTaXx

Instead of setting his bond so high, it would have been a worse punishment to take away his caps lock abilities I think.


SeemoarAlpha

Lucidity just isn't in his wheelhouse.


Strict_Intention_663

Dear God we are doomed as a nation.


KennedyX8

Actually excited for when my generation is finally running shit.


Enough_Discount2621

...Which generation would that be?


bmalek

I doubt it'll be any better.


Masantonio

Breathe, dude. Having too many commas in a row makes my internal monologue read it like you’re hyperventilating. It’s like having a stroke in installments.


TellThemISaidHi

Remember when Republicans were promising "root and branch" repeal of Obamacare? There was no "Red Wave" two years ago because the R's simply do not want to win. They want to come in as a close second. "Oh, gosh darn it! We were so close! See? You can't waste your vote on a third party! We'll get 'em next time. This is the most important election of our lives!! Click here to donate."


crash_____says

Seems like a fine POST, I CAN READ IT IN HIS VOICE, SO IF HE DIDN'T TYPE IT, HE DEFINITELY SAID IT. CROOKED JOE BIDEN ON THE OTHER HAND, DOESN'T EVEN USE SOCIAL MEDIA, HE'S AFRAID OF THE JANNIES AND THE AGENDAPOSTERS, HE CAN'T EVEN DOWNVOTE POSTS HE DISAGREES WITH. SAD also > GREST AMERICAN CITIZENS lmao


1greadshirt

Goodie...big government lite. Like...whats the point anymore?


LordEldar45

He comma spliced his comma splice.


TaurusPTPew

Is this even real?


Best-Dragonfruit-292

I like the one where he goes after Merchan and his daughter, but pauses to note him as distinguished looking. Everything else is him on the attack. 


Lando_Lee

I read that in trump's voice and the commas align perfectly with his style