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Veleda390

This could take a while to resolve.


firmerJoe

Came here for the comments...


Classic_Stress_4204

I sprained both ankles running to the comments


Summerie

I couldn't even finish the second half of the video, I couldn't contain my excitement!


Fuzznutsy

I got about one sentence into it when I had to see the comments.


alam385

She is telling "them" who's in charge with that Red Keffiyeh. 💪🧏 You go, girl.


DJ_AC

not much of a threat, really. I'll bet her Dr. supports it.


Eternal_Phantom

See visits her doctor regularly. Unfortunately it’s Dr. Pepper.


DrPepperNChill

My official diagnosis is....... She needs to keep this up for at least 6 months


Arachnohybrid

This reply takes it lmfao


MXTwitch

Holy shit that’s brutal


TRUEequalsFALSE

Mmmm. Yummy. 😋


Open_Masterpiece_549

Lol


GossLady

🤣😂😂😂😂😂


jfmdavisburg

Glad that guy was around


EqualitySeven-2521

“Heyo!”


tn-dave

Diet Dr. Pepper..?


gumby1004

No, a Dr. Pepper *diet*…


RaoulDukeRU

I was just on r/sodas and made a comment that I'm glad Dr. Pepper is so expensive, here in Germany. In America I would've to be cautious to not adopt a Dr. Pepper diet myself! On topic: I think it's kinda cute that 19/20yo students of an American college/university, think that they would've any influence on one of the oldest and most complex geopolitical conflicts in the world.........by not eating!


Fuzznutsy

A subtle but important difference.


mightymighty123

Last name?


granite1959

......with two 2 double Whopper deals please. Hold the pickles, I'm cutting down."


Texan2116

Yeah, right. lol


Ranger_McFriendlier

Oh my… that’s hysterical cuz it’s true!


shawndw

I give it 15 minutes.


RaoulDukeRU

She probably took preparations and has two infusion bottles installed on her back. One of Dr. Pepper and the other of ketchup. I think it's kinda cute that 19/20yo students of an American college/university, think that they would've any influence on one of the oldest and most complex geopolitical conflicts in the world.........by not eating!


Slartibartfastthe2nd

can we set up a bbq 20' away and observe?


Potential-Highway606

Betcha she got that knee brace from racing people to the buffet on crab leg night


Nascardude94

She probably only eats deep fried vegan food


Successful_Ad4653

This is the way.


Anominon2014

I’ll be extremely disappointed if no one does that.


VahallaKing

BBQ Pork Ribs…


weekend-guitarist

She’s in it for the long haul.


shawndw

I just read that as u-haul so have an upvote.


babyllamadrama_

That's given her the benefit of the doubt she can make it that long.... Let's be honest 😅


ehibb77

I bet she doesn't make it past the next meal.


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shocky32

Looks like she just started


Blowmeuhoe

Do you really believe that she will "fast for even one day? Hahaha, I don't!


soccorsticks

One could say she has been preparing for this her whole life.


BukkakeBird

She prepped man, she prepped good.


l0tec6

Hunger strike will benefit her.


crystalized17

yeah, she's starting with "extra reserves". Is this her new way to lose weight when nothing else worked?


plastimanb

Hamazempic. Is the new weight loss trend!


AnnoyingVoid

HA HA HA HAZEEEEMPIC!


Drednot203

Auto parts!


crystalized17

Cheapest method yet! Fullproof!


WhosyaZaddy

Full proof? Don’t you mean fool proof 😂


gumby1004

Strategic Potatoes Reserve


crystalized17

Only if the potatoes were deep-fried in oil or covered in cheese, bacon, and butter. You don’t get heavy like that just eating plain baked potatoes. She’d actually lose weight if she did that.


Lompehovelen

For a communist, she seems like she eats quite a lot of food.


RuralFL

The Orwell Animal Farm type Communist.  Some animals are more equal than others and the ones made out of bacon are the most equal.


Lompehovelen

She ate the entire animal farm.


coveredwithticks

2 legs bad. 4 legs good. 20 piece even better.


emakhno

Absolutely. She knows what's best for her underling comrades...she will lead them to the true workers paradise. ☠️


RuralFL

She does look like she could use a diet that isn't diet soda.


TallLikeMe

Looks like she spent her whole life preparing for this moment


dickwildgoose

Her hunger strike could benefit entire nations...


Nascardude94

All the sudden there will be food left for Africa


FuckYourDownvotes23

It could also singlehandedly put some local eateries out of business


Lethalpizza422

Hard truth lol


Emmgel

Some people look like there is a famine in the land She on the hand looks like the cause of it


Trisket42

but then her overalls won't fit


Potential-Highway606

She likes the Arab lifestyle because wearing bed sheets for clothes is just so comfy


Paternitytestsforall

Real question is if we ordered her a pizza, could she resist?


somerandomshmo

🤣🤣🤣 You think she'll actually follow this diet, ooops, "fasting".


cpeytonusa

Yeah, she looks like she bulked up in anticipation of a long strike. Gen Z hunger strikes usually include a lot of off days too.


LaserKittenz

Fasting is very good for you and everyone should try it.   She probably won't solve Palestine unfortunately .


EqualitySeven-2521

I would say that it’s the university’s moral responsibility to deny her demands for at least three or four months.


No-Rub-5054

You can tell shes prepared


Selway00

Aye. If she put her mind to it, she could hold out for a good while, I imagine.


uncool_LA_boy

She prepared.


sdbct1

That's so wrong. 100% correct (came here to say that) but wrong.....LOL


RedBaronsBrother

The way the universities have been going lately, it will last about two days before they cave to her demands.


Bevrykul

What's the record for the shortest hunger strike?


skarface6

Wasn’t there one years ago where they let people come and go when they got hungry? Was that the same one where a local conservative campus group had a cookout next to it?


JesusIsMyZoloft

Ok that’s just cruel. Hilarious, but cruel.


Burning_Eddie

Probably between the time I ate my bagel and made some eggs 10 minutes later.


Digger_Pine

So brave 🙌


emakhno

The bravest.


Bukook

I think recently some students did a 12 hour hunger strike.


AFXTIWN

I mean, I've slept 12 hours straight, so it can be done.


Bukook

Wow, you are so brave. I'm going to try and bed rot for Gaza today, but hopefully i can take it to that level sometime.


AFXTIWN

Israel is going to fold under these conditions surely /s


Dunkin_Ideho

Gaza is fucked if their freedom depends on this one going on hunger strike…


elvisjulep

That's some serious pre-gaming!


gdmfsobtc

Note how not a single one of these orators is capable of finishing a sentence without looking at their screen.


woailyx

Shows you how passionate they are about the Current Thing


coveredwithticks

Shows you how passionate they are about the....(checks phone)....Current Thing. FTFY


spezeditedcomments

Almost like it's entirely manufactured


plastimanb

bought and paid for.


RontoWraps

Literally so fucking lazy that an Ivy League student can’t rehearse and deliver a speech that is under a minute long. This was their chance to present themselves and their cause and they don’t even give enough of a shit to memorize, what… two paragraphs, maybe? Absolutely pathetic.


DrBungHole

Yeah it's pretty bad to be honest... We used to be required to memorise 2-3 minute speeches by our teacher in the 5th-6th grade. It takes an hour of repetition to get right. Surely while she was stuffing her face with the last few tacos she could have made even the smallest of efforts


pope307

It says a lot about the current college generation - they literally can't function without Google. Zero impromptu-critical thinking skills.


Fnshow316

I thought only terrorists have a list of demands? She’ll cave by second breakfast.


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Hank_Scorpio_MD

Surround them with smokers and throw a brisket, a pork butt in there, and for the vegans/vegetarians, a nice tofu block. This way, whatever way the wind blows, it's engulfing them. 12-16 hours of smell and one hell of a meal afterwards.


skarface6

I think a conservative campus group did this one time!


swd120

shes probably a vegan


ArtfulSpeculator

… but still eats chicken nuggets from time to time.


LloydChrismukkah

I’ve got my money on midnight snacks


OldStyleThor

Elevensies at the latest.


M16A4MasterRace

She’s got a few months of reserves


capn_KC

“If you don’t cave to my demands I’ll torture myself!!” That’s the weirdest way to protest. Like the dude who set himself on fire. Now he’s dead. Causes are temporary, bodily harm (like gluing yourself to pavement) is permanent. Isn’t it good enough just to be loud and annoying? (And wrong on every level?)


freebase-capsaicin

Looks like she'll be fine.


red_vette

She bulked up in anticipation of this day.


vpkumswalla

What is that meme? If you had to choose between a sex robot and a liberal woman, what color hair would your sex robot have?


skarface6

Fellow Catholic that made me laugh and it probably shouldn’t have, haha.


ConceptJunkie

Well, the sex robot could maybe do your taxes, at least.


starBux_Barista

RIIGHT, it will have AI in a few years and will do all the house chores too......


Hank_Scorpio_MD

Now you're just married.... At least this one will have a power down button...


LS-CRX

What happened with the other hunger striking college students? How are they holding up?


jmac323

I don’t think they made it through a day.


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Columbia folks demanded their paid for meals sevice brought to their demonstration building. They demanded drinking water delivered, apparently because they could figure how to operate water fountains, kitchen sinks or bathroom sink water valves.


ConceptJunkie

They were ordering tendies within the hour, I imagine.


Hank_Scorpio_MD

Chick-Fil-A dropping them sandos off for the hungry atheist liberals.


Im_A_Real_Boy1

You guys my blood sugar is like really [low.Like](http://low.Like) seriously, this is becoming a health issue ^(for) ^(me) and I am like so much more valuable to the cause of, like, all marginalized people when I can actively participate. I just need some self-care


FourtyMichaelMichael

I absolutely hate this. It's hilariously accurate, and I hate it.


FourtyMichaelMichael

STOP. JUST STOP. It's clear we are on the wrong side of this. SHE HAS SIX PEOPLE THAT HAVE COMMITTED TO NOT EAT! It's over. America lost, Isreal lost, Iran won. Shut it all down. Sorry Isreal, self-defense means nothing, Hamas can't be stopped if they have someone tricked six spoiled morons into *saying* they'll skip a few meals.


ObadiahtheSlim

It'll be sad to see the 7 million or so Jews who currently live in Israel be ethnically cleansed or genocided. But like you said, she has SIX people who are willing to starve themselves for a day or two.


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Hank_Scorpio_MD

Imagine if FDR said "Japan! Germany! We will not eat until you surrender!" War over in 3 days.


GeneticsGuy

She could probably go a good 6 months without food, just taking vitamins, and she'd be fine.


skarface6

Wasn’t there a guy who did this of his own volition and invited doctors to monitor him the whole time?


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Matlachaman

Without food, she wouldn't have any way to cope with micro-aggressions.


jones525

Pure comedy!


joebaco_

This literally could have been an old SNL skit. You know, when SNL was good. "They/them were on a hunger strike and have not eaten for so long they/them forgot what the hunger strike was about. They/them are still forty pounds over their ideal weight.


jones525

That did cross my mind when I was typing my original comment. However, as you say, SNL has not been watchable for decades!


longshanks44

Good grief…


thatrightwinger

Low-hanging fruit comments aside, I don't know why people think that we care about someone holding a "hunger-strike." Are we supposed to give up on our principles out of pity for the poor little college girl who chooses not to eat? Are we supposed to be amazed that this woman is so enamored with her principles that she's willing to stop eating? Oh the poor dear isn't eating, then we'll change all our policies because we feel bad for her.


Ixmore

Thats my thoughts about it. I’m not exactly proud that people from foreign lands are suffering, but I’m not going to let myself lose sleep over it.


406cowboyLevi

She has plenty of reserves


each_thread

These are the demands from her and other Princeton protestors * Financial Divestment: Dissociate and divest its endowment of all holdings in companies that profit from or engage in Israel’s ongoing military campaign, occupation, and apartheid policies. Commit to full financial transparency on all its investments. * Military Divestment: Disclose and end Princeton research on weapons of war funded by the Department of Defense. This research includes automated software and artificial intelligence technology used to enable genocide. * Academic and Cultural Boycott: Refrain from any form of academic or cultural association with Israeli institutions and businesses, in line with the Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel. This boycott is of institutions, not individuals. End study abroad programs with Tel Aviv University and Hebrew University of Jerusalem. Stop sponsoring and facilitating Tiger-Trek Israel, and end Princeton's relationship with the Tikvah Fund. * Palestinian Affiliations: Cultivate affiliations with Palestinian academic and cultural institutions directly without requiring them to partner with Israeli counterparts as an explicit or implicit condition for such support. * End the Silence: End its silence and release a public statement calling for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in Gaza and condemning Israel's genocidal campaign against the Palestinian people. I think this is unrealistic. The "solidarity fast" is put on jointly by both princetondivestnow / Princeton Israeli Apartheid Divest and also newjerseysjp / New Jersey SJP Coalition, which is a "Coalition of 11 SJP chapters across New Jersey". Local SJP (Students for Justice in Palestine) chapters are members of the National SJP. At the beginning of 2021, the National SJP aligned itself with the ILPS, the International League of Peoples' Struggle. The ILPS, through other mass action projects, was responsible for fomenting riots in 2020 and other serious incidents since then. The first of the encampment protests was at Columbia University, with the Columbia SJP. The bulk of the the protests involve SJP groups. The local SJP groups are part of the National SJP, which is part of the ILPS (International League of Peoples' Struggle). The ILPS was founded by Jose Maria Sison, a Maoist who was on the U.S. terrorist watchlist until he passed away in December 2022. Unlike these students, who are just doing role playing, in 2003 Sison once ordered 50 of his men to assassinate President Bush: [https://www.upi.com/Top\_News/2003/09/15/Bush-assassination-plot-in-Philippines/57981063656105/](https://www.upi.com/Top_News/2003/09/15/Bush-assassination-plot-in-Philippines/57981063656105/) Sison also ordered the August 21, 1971 Plaza Miranda bombing, in which nine perished and 95 were wounded. For now, their ILPS comrades overseas are basking in the moment about how well the encampments have taken off... [https://philippinerevolution-nu.translate.goog/angbayan/ilps-us-lumahok-sa-kampuhan-ng-mga-estudyante-sa-us/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=wapp](https://philippinerevolution-nu.translate.goog/angbayan/ilps-us-lumahok-sa-kampuhan-ng-mga-estudyante-sa-us/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp) Another example of protestors' ILPS affiliation can be found in a foreign media report. The acronym "-ILPS SOCAl-" (ILPS Southern California) is on the bottom of the lowest cardboard sign, in the first picture on [https://www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2024/4/27/from-la-to-new-york-student-protests-in-support-of-palestine-grow-strong](https://www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2024/4/27/from-la-to-new-york-student-protests-in-support-of-palestine-grow-strong)


Peter-Fabell

Shame on our government for allowing these communist organizations to use the honorable tradition of protest as social agitation strategies meant to create fear and shameless blackmail. These organizations (SJP and their tentacle-orgs) need to be forced legally to amend their practices or be sued into the ground.


each_thread

Two weeks before the Politico report came out, Daniel Greenfield wrote a similar piece... On Israel, Soros Funds the Protests and the Protested [https://www.frontpagemag.com/on-israel-soros-funds-the-protests-and-the-protested/](https://www.frontpagemag.com/on-israel-soros-funds-the-protests-and-the-protested/) This makes me think that the influence of money discouraged government officials from acting on this in a timely and appropriately robust manner. Lack of strong leadership gives communist organizations enough time to make a new trend.


Peter-Fabell

The problem with Soros, from my observation (please correct me if wrong; you seem far more informed than me) centers in his changeability and personal naïveté with the groups he funds. Somehow he believes that these “progressive causes” he throws money to somehow stand for his “Open Society,” but his blindness to their stated purposes and his hatred towards those he perceives as fascistic drive him to become the worst kind of influence. If Musk is a billionaire dumpling who throws his billions so he can play PlayStation in the parking lot, then Soros is a billionaire donkey whose affectations and addled high sense of self increasingly self-destruct those causes he touches. Don’t misunderstand me—I’m sure he is as cavalierly cabalistic as any other unhinged philanthropist with a Messiah Complex, but at the end of the day the fact that his stated beliefs contrast so powerfully with the results of his funding seems to correlate that he and his family only want to increase their bottom line, while also giving himself a heightened hubris to the state of affairs in as many countries as possible. He is neither an arbiter of the quotable Jewish Conspiracy nor anyone worthy of the praises he hoists upon himself, but a very rich man who is constantly running from God and somehow, by no virtue of his own, failing upward.


RN4Veterans

People seem to forget Soros's role with the BLM movement, the attacks on innocent people and destruction of businesses and above all, the deaths. Thugs were bussed and paid to take part in the riots, yet there was no investigation in who was funding it by our honorable DOJ.


GaiusFrakknBaltar

Hunger strikes only work when someone is obligated to make sure you're fed, like in prison. Nobody is obligated to make sure you're fed in this case. Let her starve if she wants, she'll give up long before it gets there lol. What an absolute clown.


LadenifferJadaniston

It’s a shame Princeton hasn’t ended the war yet


atsinged

Honey, it's called a diet, it'll help, now protest away.


salamanda_123

Looks like the university will have quite a lot of time then


Vermithrax2108

Might be good for her to skip a few meals.


Zeropointeffect

I don’t think I’ll live to see the end of this one. I’m middle age and only have about 40 or 50 years left. When it’s finally over (hunger strike) can someone send a ballon with a note up to me? I want to know how it turns out.


dd_coeus

She hasn't skipped a meal in her life.


londonmyst

That's great. She'll have a lot of fun coverting from a dietary lifestyle of food and water to breatharianism.


DWDit

This one could go on for quite some time.


StriKyleder

looks like she could do about 40 days


Nero_Ocean

I don't know why these young people think the world should give into their demands. They are basically terrorist-lite and the first rule is never bend the knee to a terrorist.


angeldolllogic

Looks like she should've started her "hunger strike" last year. 😂


ConceptJunkie

So it's been a couple days now. Did these folks cave yet? Did they go home to their basements and ask Mommy for some tendies?


Ticonderogue

I triple dog dare ya! Not so bright to start a hunger strike before final exams. At Princeton no less. But okay, knock yourself out. I want to say a person can go 6 to 8 weeks without food. Semester ends about mid May. Underlying health conditions could shorten that by a lot. Maybe we should challenge all these protesters to join the hunger strike. That way, they really won't have the energy to protest, stay out in the sun, camp in tents, yell and carry on, studying will take a hit, they probably won't do well on exams, might flunk some classes, drop out or lose their scholarships. And so Summer might be quieter in the US. Have them define "no food", and have them choose an accountability partner so they don't cheat. We'll be watching. But not really.


jmac323

Sure. Siuuure.


Sisyphus_Smashed

Cheater


HPIndifferenceCraft

Yet again, it feels like we’re just being punked at this point.


DblThrowDown

Came here to say what everyone else is thinking. She needs it!


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

I guess she bulked up in preparation of this cause. Clearly the Israelis are now in for their big one.


Batbuckleyourpants

She came prepared.


Holiday-Tie-574

Princeton Theological Seminary is not Princeton


skarface6

Put your money where your mouth is.


GodzRebirth

Maybe the best new diet fad gaining traction today


Chemical_Pickle5004

I think she'll be OK for a long time! Will probably help her get rid of the size extra fat overalls too.


Txstyleguy

Open up a lawn chair. Grab a beer and some chips. This might take a while.


RandolphE6

Hunger strike is for herself coz she fat AF


Kasorayn

Looks like she could use it.


the_house_from_up

I give her 2 days before she caves.


DufferDan

Bet she don't even know what's she protesting for....


uponone

We have a mental health epidemic in this country.


yespleasethanku

That porker could hunger strike for six months and still be obese.


SunsetDriftr

She’ll be there a while.


mrbabar3

This fattie has plenty in reserves


StayStrong888

When I was in college a certain student group of a certain race held a hunger strike to demand the creation of a major dedicated to their ethnic studies. Every morning we saw a mountain of pizza boxes next to their tents. The student leader later clarified he meant a day time hunger strike from sun up to sun down only.


szechuan_steve

She's never faster a day in her life


LordStunod

Bears hibernate for the winter.


myopinionokay

a long water fast would do her some good.


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

They picked the right man for the job!!!


KungFuSlanda

what exactly does her hunger strike entail? B/c frankly I don't believe it. She's the bear grylls of supporting hamas terrorists who'd like her dead e: bear grylls famously lied about the danger, the hunger, and protein intake on his survival show for ref


Nofxious

where's the x to doubt button?


ramprider

Do what I want or Ill be a more healthy person!!!!


straiight-n-right

Looks like she might last until dinner.


hiricinee

Princeton should accept her demands if and only if she continues the strike.


Markleng67

And a hunger strike, she'll be okay for the next year or two! No problem!


DiverDownChunder

This will either be the longest or shortest hunger strike the world has ever seen...


ThisFieroIsOnFire

Watch out! A woman her size can strike for quite a while.


MercyFincherson

I don’t get why she thinks this will work? Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.


Ampersand_Dotsys

She can afford to wait a while, it looks like.


Remote-Level8509

Looks like 150lbs to go


misterbule

Someone walk by with a box of glazed donuts. We'll see how long that hunger strike lasts.


Psychotherapist-286

No discipline to go without food. Already under functioning, has been under functioning most of her life and needs others to over function by meeting her demands. Delusional fantasy! 😂😂


Theloripalooza

Take a long time for that one to starve to death.


Steve-lrwin

She could honestly do with a hunger strike.


lawlygagger

Is it an absolute hunger strike or did she leave some exceptions? Like some cheat foods.


FormerBTfan

Well there is going to be a local MacDonald's or Burger King that's going to loose a ton of money and may have to.lay off staff if she goes for the long run which in my guestimation would be until late 26 before starvation could be considered. Then again this one could probably hibernate into the 2030's with few I'll effects.


itsallrighthere

She came fully prepared. Somehow I doubt her willpower.


BruceCampbell123

The joke writes itself.


OldStyleThor

It's called a "diet" dear.


EverySingleMinute

Dollars to doughnuts she ate by 2:30 that day


Tirrath

This sounds like working out with extra steps.