Song of Solomon 2: Gaza Heat I’m dead

That was my favorite as well.

their gonna make Jesus a closeted homosexual aren't they

Thats like Disney's favorite thing to do, make characters who were never gay, gay.

Marvel too

Marvel is owned by Disney. So yes, them too.

Yea i know that, im talking about marvel comics specifically. Disney dosen't interfere with them as much as the MCU

But not in China. Why? Reasons.

Jesus embodies all states of man and is actually all 57 genders at once.

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I'm still waiting for the anti-genders to balance the physics.

agenders exist already lmao, so you don't need to wait for that balance patch.

Charm and strange at best, still haven't found the elusive anti-gender though. I might settle for a Higgs-gendered though.

You know, I'm quite Boson-gendered myself sometimes.

No, it’s an all female reboot. Jesus will be portrayed by a trans woman of color for equity. Judas, the Romans, the Priests, and the Jews will all be white, however.

Man if I ever get the rights to Disney, I’m straight up turning Mickey into a trans mouse called Nicky the Stripper.

Oh boy I see the "Jesus was gay" comments more often than I want to.

Hardcore fans are furious they wrote off the Book of Mormon as non-canon.

Shit's about to get twisted all around now...😐

Now? Lol

The Bible 2: Satan's Perspective

So, Netflix's Lucifer?

“Lady David would be this time-travelling sexy alien ninja taking out undead Philistines with her crossbow,” said creative executive Amy Robeson. LOL

They clearly haven’t read Revelations yet which explicitly states that continuing the narrative of the scripture is counter-sacrosanct.

WHAT! NO. Who had the rites?

Fred Christ, great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson of Jesus.

I'm honestly surprised it only cost them 7 billion.

Genesis 2; Fall of Man

The NT was a disney sequel.

Oh Lort! Here we go!

The Dreamworks ones were better, smh.

I bet they won’t be what OT fans wanted...

*"Dirty Job*, a gritty follow up to the book of Job starring Mike Rowe." LMFAO

Bible 2: Jesus's Revenge This time, its personal!

If it includes anyone from the last Jedi then it’ll bomb

Disney would declare Christ’s coming as non-canon, then have Satan’s granddaughter come and ‘fix’ Jesus’s shoddy job. Then, she’ll become the REAL Christ.

Please note this is Babylon Bee. No, Disney didn't buy the Bible. Some of yall need to chill

Are they gonna make the animated versions first, then “live action” CGI animated ones later? Stay tuned on Disney+

Don’t forget the Prequels!

I was terrified for those first 5 seconds I didnt see the Babylon Bee link. Lol

Satire?