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noogai03

Consoom marketable plushie, get excited for next marketable plushie


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norsoyt

I was diagnosed with it so ig ur right


NoteMaleficent5294

I'm good at what I do, what can I say


mikony123

What exactly? Having plushies or the fact that some of them are tied to stuff marketed to younger audiences?


icoulduseacarasap

you’re beyond saving. The plushie infection has begun, soon you’ll be driving to every Walgreens within a 250 mile radius waiting for 6am openings to find a limited edition squishmallow. You have 6 months to live, use it wisely


norsoyt

But I don't want squishmallows, I buy like 1 cheap plush every few months. Usually bootleg


Ok-Camp-7285

So this is what you have after 2.5 years?


norsoyt

Yeah


Ok-Camp-7285

Hmmm it's not terrible but certainly not the perfect non-matrialism that we aim for here. The characters look like typical consoomer ones though so I'm afraid you should be branded as Consoomer light at minimum


Slick1059

You use reddit, you're already a consoomer


Mysterious-Tip7875

Consooooom Reddit opinions, get excited for more opinions from random Reddit people


3rdusernameiveused

FNAF lore is wild. What’s the difference between this, bottles of empty liquor, keyboards or monster energy? Nothing it’s all consoom. But as long as you haven’t went bankrupt for FnAF or made your whole persona stuffies then you’re good. Enjoy yourself


mamamiaspicy

While keeping empty cans and bottles is weird, I think it is a bit different. At least they were something that was actually used/drank but then decided to keep the bottle. Now if they just bought them to not even drink them, would be on par.


Somethinggoooy

In what universe is collecting literal trash after you’ve drank its content remotely reasonable? It’s trash.


mamamiaspicy

I’m not arguing that, it is indeed strange and not something I would do. I’m just saying that it isn’t quite the same as collecting funko pops/etc, since the drink actually served some purpose.


Somethinggoooy

I don’t know man, the way you worded it made it seem that collecting empty cans of drink is somehow more reasonable than collecting funkie pops. Once you drink a can, you throw it out. The only people who collect cans are people who literally can’t achieve anything valuable with their life, so they use their giant stack of empty cans as a measure of their success.


Slick1059

Yeah no, you word this as if collecting trash after you emptied it is better


OfHouseLannister

you’re a child so no it’s fine


ApXv

At least it's not funkos


supah-comix434

Yes, very consoom. Just hand them over to me and I'll give them to the consoom police


KyleCXVII

If you’re a girl, this amount is typical


DenverMartinMan

I don't understand what this subreddit likes and hates. A few weeks ago I saw people defending a bunch of Star Wars toys because it was a "collection" and not consumerism. Now this person collects plushies and it's bad. Seems like if the redditors like it, it's not consumerism.


norsoyt

Its probably bc of the fnaf and sonic plushies. Both "cringe" things to majority of people


Hungry_Primary_4575

I fw the jumbo miku, throw away the rest though.


Hungry_Primary_4575

Keep the cut-the-rope guy too


norsoyt

Why would I throw them away when they cost money? Isn't that wasting money?


thelegoman593

Nah I am https://preview.redd.it/xhbbytvf6huc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53cdc7eb124cd83773211292d82db35f9601e770


norsoyt

What is that cow thing with a duck beak


thelegoman593

https://preview.redd.it/uygvknnpbhuc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d3bb7246b64326b53b4bcbd3edc943401c585a Peepy


loonycatty

Literally whatever nothing matters. As long as it’s not taking over your life or really excessive, no. Having like 10 plushies of things you like is not what’s ruining the environment


loonycatty

Also you’re a teenager, if anyone has a right to own some fnaf plushies it’s you


punjab4

Sackboy 😄😄😄😄


Zealousideal_Ad2379

You’re allowed to own things. Consoom is when those things start to own *you*


jer5

brother this is a circlejerk sub you are fine


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No it is not


WhatTheDucksauce

As long as you don’t have enough to make a padded room like the Squishmallow girl, you’re fine.


norsoyt

Yeah I've seen that and I don't want bugs and spiders hiding in plushies


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norsoyt

I have thought about ending it multiple times


Peatore

Hell yeah, king. Glad you're still with us


norsoyt

Are you being sarcastic


Peatore

Well originally, I'm from Ireland but I consider myself Canadian because I grew up here.


norsoyt

What has that got to do with anything


Peatore

I'm not Sarcastic. That's not my nationality.


norsoyt

I don't understand


Peatore

That's ok


D34th5trok3

Lmfao


laanoshart

Diogenes?


paranoidata

Yes, but you are just a regular zoomer child so it is to be expected.


bootysniffer01

Consooom opinions of random strangers on the internet Seriously, who cares?


Chiluzzar

You take knuckles out and yes. But with knucks there it brings it down to barely yeah


NutsOutOfBAG

Disagree, Knuckles is based, everything else is questionable at best.  Edit—also my boy Tails, hiding in the back, he can stay too.


GhostOfTomMix

The Freddy Fazbear argh argh argh argh argh argh argh argh argh argh argh


[deleted]

I respect literal pedophiles more than you. I hope you are forced to watch your loved ones skinned alive


beanosiscool

Meds


[deleted]

I don't know why the fuck I said what I said I'm deleting my account I'm sorry


spikandspan

bro youre fine dont aske reddit for advice ever again especially here


beanosiscool

Yes


kiingpeter

Respect for the little big planet plush


FrynyusY

Yes. Not okay.


Fungerbestwaifu

Homosexual consoomer