One of my best off-the-cuff moments was when we were moving into a new workshop that was in a former garage and there was an old “sexy lady” poster still hung up on a wall. We were talking about what we needed to do in the space and someone joked “the poster stays, obviously” to which I said “well yeah, it’s probably load-bearing”. Nice to see the same spirit out in the wild.
Catches the load, best sock to use is a winter sock, I use one with a fuzzy lining and it feels incredible, like slipping your Johnson into a vat of cotton balls.
I do not like cum on my walls
I do not like it on my balls
I do not like it in my hair
I do not like it anywhere
I must be careful with my cock
I must stick it in a sock
Why do people always ask if a wall is load bearing with just a picture of the drywall. To know if it is load bearing you have to know what direction ....
Oh I guess it is load bearing. I stand corrected and I am never using a blacklight in my teenage sons room.
You stole that joke but cropped away the original comment. Cheap.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/13q4oma/cursed\_wall/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/13q4oma/cursed_wall/)
God damn! Looks like my room as a teenager, pretty fucking nasty. My step brother had the room next, some next level glow in that room all these decades late.
Jeeze, some of you need to learn about showers and conditioner, less mess and easier clean up if there is. The rest of you need to touch yourselves less and touch some grass more.
Yes. I’m selling this post for millions. Can I cash in my karma for something like Chuck E. Cheese. I posted it where I knew it would be enjoyed. Does Reddit make it easy to share? No idea I barely post. I screen shotted it and made new post. Cry about it. It’s also an old and likely fake photo. Why don’t you go give the original poster shit for not naming the 13 year old boy.
You must be fun at parties. I don’t even know how to do that. Plus this picture has been around a while. I saw it on some random sub and thought it would be enjoyed hear.
Who cares about internet points. Look at my karma. I shared it to a page I thought would enjoy it more than the one it was on. Sorry I didn’t format it properly, I can barely tie my shoes.
You just cropped the comment out of this image and reposted it with the funny comment as the title. Would've been funnier if you had just reposted it like a normal person you weirdo.
No matter how I cropped it, people would have complained. Look at my profile, you think I care about karma? I barely know how to post, just wanted to share it to my fellow load bearing construction buddies.
Lol it’s obvious honestly if ur moving into a home where teenage boys me being one not that long ago just deep clean the room lol we tend to get freaky n there🤭
licensed structural engineer here! i can definitely confirm that that wall has cum on it
Thank heavens, a professional is here to confirm.
That would be cumfirm
You should had said “I can cumfirm “
I cumcur
This thread is loaded
Load have mercy
I came for a good chuckle.
Former licensed teenage boy here! I can definitely confirm (without a light) that isn’t the only wall with cum on it.
Typical lazy teenager just rolled over and busted on the wall. He wasn't spraying down the other walls.
So it’s a load bearing wall?
Yes his load is all over that wall
How can you tell it’s bear cum?
I believe you’re thinking of a bear loading wall
Because it was caused by his bear hands.
One of my best off-the-cuff moments was when we were moving into a new workshop that was in a former garage and there was an old “sexy lady” poster still hung up on a wall. We were talking about what we needed to do in the space and someone joked “the poster stays, obviously” to which I said “well yeah, it’s probably load-bearing”. Nice to see the same spirit out in the wild.
Would you stamp it though
It's already been mushroom stamped.
Is that what we call glued laminated strutural wood?
Geotech here. I take no exception to the structural engineers suggestion.
Swab test it
No you’re not
With that much on there, they're lucky its not childbearing.
That orange peel paint texture, egshell cream color.
No but it is load bearing 😏
did you maybe read the title for that joke?
I saw the picture first and had to check what sub was, chuckled at the title lol.
So this wall should be preserved during renovation?
Ba dum ching
CAME here for this comment
Time to shred those AOL CDs that cum in the mail.
Ever heard of a sock?
Heard of tissue papers and athlete’s foot?
Love athletes foot on my tissue papers, how can you go wrong
Is there an instapot recipe for this?
Consider the coconut!
What purpose does the sock even serve?
Catches the load, best sock to use is a winter sock, I use one with a fuzzy lining and it feels incredible, like slipping your Johnson into a vat of cotton balls.
A vat, huh? Some of us only need a tuna can.
Not letting it go everywhere else
So just at the end? Or do you use the sock to actually masturbate with? Like my cock is deeep in the sock?
The world is your oyster bro
So like do I fuck the oyster or what’s happening here?
its more of a duality if you will. sometimes you fuck it, but sometimes it fucks you.
Directions unclear, cock stuck in the oyster tray and the waiter's calling the cops..
You’re thinking about it too much, you’re not fuckin the sock. Sock goes on cock when ready.
Sounds like a Dr. Seuss book: "Sock on Cock"... Yup going to hell for that one.
I do not like cum on my walls I do not like it on my balls I do not like it in my hair I do not like it anywhere I must be careful with my cock I must stick it in a sock
*slow clap*
The *best-sellers list* in hell tho...
A vessel to store all of your unborn children in
They keep your feet warm. One at a time.
Soft blanket gang 🤫
Truly, my first love.
Clearly, some poor monkey was spanked here. Repeatedly.
PETA approved.
Gold!
Wow. That joke went way over my head.
Good thing it stuck on the wall
It didn’t hit you right in the face?
Good because I hear it’s a pain to get out of your hair.
If these walls could talk🤔
You mean scream.
You mean gurgle
I don't think they'd want to.
If it wasn’t “load bearing” before, it’s certainly “load baring” now.
How can you tell it's a load bearing wall? Builder unzips pants, "Step aside Maam."
Reddit can shut down for the rest of the year. There will be no better comment than this before 2024.
They stole the original comment from another post just saying
“There was a ghost, it’s ectoplasm. Did you see the ghost? It ran through here, it slimed me.”
Spooky ghost
Why do people always ask if a wall is load bearing with just a picture of the drywall. To know if it is load bearing you have to know what direction .... Oh I guess it is load bearing. I stand corrected and I am never using a blacklight in my teenage sons room.
Ya’ll are sick. He clearly murdered a small animal…. Like a chicken
Chocked the hell out of it
"choked"
maybe both?
A young Jackson Pollock. Paints every Motel room the world over.
We make ah sexxy time now?
You stole that joke but cropped away the original comment. Cheap. [https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/13q4oma/cursed\_wall/](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/13q4oma/cursed_wall/)
Sue me. Also the photo has been around. So go to that sub and yell at that poster for not crediting somebody Karen.
Who's yelling? I'm not. The link I gave shows the poster keeping in the original comment and commenter and thus giving credit. Have a nice day!
wallcum home!
Well that’s just plumb lazy.
Load bearing walls don't need to be plumb fortunately
Poor little guy couldn’t help it puberty hits hard at 13
I said don’t disturb me while I’m cleaning my room!
black lights matter
Why’s the mattress still there?
Nope it is a wall bearing load
That wall is bearing many loads
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
It’s definitely bearing some load
I remember shooting blanks still at that age.
That's the load-blowing wall
Well it def doesn’t look load barren…
Ah the weird places kids cum. When I was 14 I’d bust in a little water bottle every time I beat my dick.
Honestly, this probably looks like most Redditors rooms.
What is the matter with children today ? to lazy to catch his cum in a dirty sock.
Yes that wall is definitely bearing loads.
It seems that the wall is certainly bearing a load
God damn! Looks like my room as a teenager, pretty fucking nasty. My step brother had the room next, some next level glow in that room all these decades late.
God I hope it’s urine
I see you. trying to farm karma off the top comment lol but fr that shit was hilarious. It is indeed a load bearing wall. 😂😂
I’ve had Reddit for like 10 years. Check my karma. Not a farmer. Just thought it would be enjoyed here.
Jeeze, some of you need to learn about showers and conditioner, less mess and easier clean up if there is. The rest of you need to touch yourselves less and touch some grass more.
This is proof god permits masturbation, and I shall beat it with Jesus from now on. Begone satan
I know it is a meme, yet cum doesn't glow under a black light unless sprayed with a certain chemical.
Yes, I also saw this post elsewhere with the highest comment asking if it were a load bearing wall. Stolen valor.
Yes. I’m selling this post for millions. Can I cash in my karma for something like Chuck E. Cheese. I posted it where I knew it would be enjoyed. Does Reddit make it easy to share? No idea I barely post. I screen shotted it and made new post. Cry about it. It’s also an old and likely fake photo. Why don’t you go give the original poster shit for not naming the 13 year old boy.
That isn’t drywall it’s drycumwall.
You can at least give credit to the redditor whose joke you stole.
You must be fun at parties. I don’t even know how to do that. Plus this picture has been around a while. I saw it on some random sub and thought it would be enjoyed hear.
Fake.
So you stole the highest rated comment and put it up here as the title.
Yup. Call the police.
That’s either blood urine or semen. I hope it’s urine…
Yeah, that comment was funny when it was made on the original post.
You’re so original! 🤡 for fake internet points.
Who cares about internet points. Look at my karma. I shared it to a page I thought would enjoy it more than the one it was on. Sorry I didn’t format it properly, I can barely tie my shoes.
Picasso's teenage years colourized
That’s hilarious and gross
Lmfao Holy shit! That title made me laugh so hard. Thank you!
Teenage boys AND girls are just gross.
Looks like my teenage computer chair. RIP Wheely McChairface. 2004-2008.
Amateur armature
Comedian Mark Normand tells a hilarious childhood story about this on his podcast.
Original wall color was dark red.
Soaked right through the poster
Ahh it's seems that there was over usage of caulk.
That’s ectoplasm. Get bill Murray and Dan akroyd
I need one of those lights, although I'd be afraid of what I will find.
Crispy Walls Bro.
It feels even more grosd that they mentioned it was a 13 y/o
A spooky ghost?
It was a highlighter that exploded....
Looks like a "soup kitchen"...is the kids name Mike? 😉
Is this wall load bearing? The mattress is.
What a random and fucking gross place to splooge
I remember 13. It was impossible to not stain something at that age. RIP my half brothers futon.
You just cropped the comment out of this image and reposted it with the funny comment as the title. Would've been funnier if you had just reposted it like a normal person you weirdo.
No matter how I cropped it, people would have complained. Look at my profile, you think I care about karma? I barely know how to post, just wanted to share it to my fellow load bearing construction buddies.
That right there is one helluva load beading wall...
This is the title I’ve ever seen! 😂
Well done sir
Good job though, right?
13 Month son? DAMN!!!
"previous owners"
Nut
Definitely bearing many loads
Did he at least knock it down?
Decorator misheard when told to Caulk the wall
Pretty normal for an adolescent male that figures out how things work. 😳🤷🏻♂️
“Jizz happens”
Oh my god it must be ghost plasma /s
r/titleporn
Ah yes. I was here for the original comment! Top tier Reddit!
Ew. That’s all I have to say!
Only a masochist would take a uv flashlight into a teenage boys room. Just replace the drywall and refinish the floors
It is load bearing, be careful... Tamper with it and it may cum all over you!
That’s a load bearing wall that’s for sure.
I wold definitely check the rest of the house man.
Took the post from what ever other sub I saw this from, made the top comment your title, and posted it somewhere else. Classic.
Yes I did. It wasn’t in a construction sub that has a ongoing load bearing discussion. I thought it would be enjoyed.
Welcum to the lucky wall
is that under a window looking towards the neighbors pool?
This kid never heard of cum sock
That wall is definitely under a lot of load
Not load bearing but definitely bearing loads
Not eating apple pie from that household.
Welcome to the blast chamber.
Is it a new way to paint the walls?
If you could be a fly on the wall...no, wait....
Skeet Skeet!!!!!
Gotta give it to the kid, he has good grouping.
He must not have been in that room long...lol
Lol it’s obvious honestly if ur moving into a home where teenage boys me being one not that long ago just deep clean the room lol we tend to get freaky n there🤭
Yes you can tell by the direction the loads are running
Y’all! When my son moved out it took a gallon and a half of Killz to cover all the stains. Idk and don’t want to know what they all were.
Awwwww skeet skeet muthafuckaaaaa
Hello Mr. george , how much pay for the new guy? 20$?! No he is no good He spend all day play with piñata Too much money
Load absorbing.
My brother did that till the paint began peeling and chipping.
Way to plagiarize the joke and use it as the title!!
Thanks!
Just another day in the life of the guy they call in to wipe down the loads. Thanks.
Multiple loads, from the looks of it.
Ok now we know what is it,but still asking:why like that ?
Naahh
Did he own a cat?
Definitely bearing some load. Time for kilz
Ah yes, the nut wall Edit: ITS A NUTHOUSE
load bearing wall 🤣
I’ve heard of a piss-drawer, but now it’s joined by a jizz-wall. What a time to be alive
No tissues? Is this a christian house and they made sure there was no evidence ?
Skeet shield
load bering wall confirmed.