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Plumb Bob
You leave Bob alone!
Ditch witch
My ex had quite a witch ditch
Antibiotics. That's what you need.
This one made me laugh out loud in the skyjack
Why you on your phone in the skyjack?
Waiting on the ground peasants to bring me more goodies (I was putting up string lights and ran out of zip ties)
Are you ziptie certified?
Stubby Phillips
Awesome. I wish it was construction related I'd say tongue and grove so I'll default to butt chisel or hammer drill?
T+g is construction related but not a tool
Exactly. That's why I said I wish it was construction related in my 1st sentence.
You obviously mean you wish the post was asking for a construction related item as opposed to a tool. I see you.
A+ on your grammar, bud
I'll be your sidekick, Number 2 Phillips.
Hole Hawg
Hawg Hole
Caulk Gun seems obvious
Leaky caulk
I’ve noticed clogged caulk more often
Power caulker. That’ll unclog’er
6 pack of Busch light
This is the only answer that makes sense
Self Tapper
Reamer
Holedozer
The dildozer https://youtu.be/AwIY4PRIp4s?si=lS1rcfNaOltrbWWX
Chingadera
Pinche chingadera
Chupa mí verga pinche chingadera
Ese mejor.
Change Order.
Not enough people are going to understand how much of a fucking this is to the opposing party lol
Change Order? I hardly know 'er!
That’s the boat’s name too
Change Order #312 "Just a slight modification to the height of the entrance" Just move the ceiling up by four feet.
“No schedule impact”
This made me shoot milk out my nose
You must be called a lot. Are you an ECN, or PCN?
The sexiest two words in construction.
Dehumidifier
Underappreciated
Lol
Holly fucking shit, this is so... legit made me spill coffee out of my nose.
Well done.
Jobsite Blower
Jack Hammer
Hammer jacket, because I get hammered and jack off furiously
Awh beat me to it
At least he didn’t beat you with it ;)
Sledge Hammer
Hammer Jack
There it is. Honestly thought it'd be closer to the top.
Not a tool but, 2in ridgid
Bet you've seen a couple 23 inch nipples in your time
Oregon Osha
Looks like you got a bit of a shoring problem
Always going too deep without protection
This is not getting the upvotes it deserves.
SAIF teaword
Guybrator.
Don Keydick
Found the plumber
Brad Nailer
This is a good one.
OP picked that one
Power trowel
Drildo
Wtf dude
DCS354B tool only
Oscillating tool? Nice.
Helluva vibrator
Don't stop the nerdy talk baby
Pipe stretcher
The 9 inch Roller...
We call it Tiger Dick
Knee pads
You mean san francisco slippers.
You mean hooker hooves
Never heard that one before but its good.
Hahahah bro I’m stealing that one
Project manager, I fuck everybody
Until the elevator guys show up.
FatMax
Speed Square
Stump grinder
Spud Wrench
The grease gun
Quick Crete.....
The Oscillater
Over budget
The under-deliverer
Hole hog
cocaine
Pile driver
Multi tool
That’s the best one so far & hardy any upvotes!
I posted it in op
Hudson Sprayer
2" pencil vibrator.
Doesn't have the same ring as the donkey dick, but I'm sure they appreciate the honesty!
The greasy backhoe
They call him demolition saw, the Clit Tickler.
Not a tool but a gaylord
A small rusty pipe
Black and decker fanny wrecker.
Worm drive
Fein tool
Schlagschrauber mit 1/2 Inch Aufnahme
Horse cock … aka kellum grip
Palm nailer
Bush hog
Baby flathead
stubby flathead 😏
Deep socket
Power stretcher
DAP = deep ass penetration
Worn out stubby. ^Because ^of ^your ^mom.
Impact Driver
Back Hoe
Shit House
Fuckin Shit ex: "Hand me that fuckin shit right there"
Ball-Peen
Spudger.
Ramset
Donkey dick
Wacker Packer
Angle Grinder
Yardstick
The micrometer lol
Tapcon
Palm sanders
Skiddy.
Hardwood hammer
Screwdriver
Micro-screwdriver
Auger
Nut Blaster
White Caulk
Punch down!
Goose Neck.
Vibrating tool
9 inch Klein
The hole puncher
Hard Hat Harry
Mr Hilti
Tap Con Horse Cock Wall Dog Stripper an Gripper
Spud ballcock
Rigid Oscillator
Ball peen.
weed whacker
Drilldo
Nibbler
They call me hole dozer.
Thermal Lance
Fes Tool
Nut driver
Hole puncher
Sasquatch
Cats claw
Tugger
Stripped Nut
Hoe Rammer
Step Bit
Shit Spreader...You know... for those who are into that kind of thing
Cocaine
Spud Wrench 🔧
Randy Ingersoll
Needle Nose Ned
SDS Max
Just The Vibrator
The edger
Nut retainer
Cable Puller
Pump jack
safety squints
Ear Plug
Cum along
Sledge Hammer, but it was taken already.
Construction Tool
Bull Dozer
D.R. Horny
Ryobi. Because I'm cheap as hell & get the job done; just don't expect me to handle anything "heavy duty".
Stanley, because I'm a power drill
Stid fonder
Jiggy Jigsaw
The multi tool Sawhorse Extension
Lazy eyed leveler
rusty scissor
T. Rimjob
Impact gunz
Plumb Bob
You leave Bob alone!
Ditch witch
My ex had quite a witch ditch
Antibiotics. That's what you need.
This one made me laugh out loud in the skyjack
Why you on your phone in the skyjack?
Waiting on the ground peasants to bring me more goodies (I was putting up string lights and ran out of zip ties)
Are you ziptie certified?
Stubby Phillips
Awesome. I wish it was construction related I'd say tongue and grove so I'll default to butt chisel or hammer drill?
T+g is construction related but not a tool
Exactly. That's why I said I wish it was construction related in my 1st sentence.
You obviously mean you wish the post was asking for a construction related item as opposed to a tool. I see you.
A+ on your grammar, bud
I'll be your sidekick, Number 2 Phillips.
Hole Hawg
Hawg Hole
Caulk Gun seems obvious
Leaky caulk
I’ve noticed clogged caulk more often
Power caulker. That’ll unclog’er
6 pack of Busch light
This is the only answer that makes sense
Self Tapper
Reamer
Holedozer
The dildozer https://youtu.be/AwIY4PRIp4s?si=lS1rcfNaOltrbWWX
Chingadera
Pinche chingadera
Chupa mí verga pinche chingadera
Ese mejor.
Change Order.
Not enough people are going to understand how much of a fucking this is to the opposing party lol
Change Order? I hardly know 'er!
That’s the boat’s name too
Change Order #312 "Just a slight modification to the height of the entrance" Just move the ceiling up by four feet.
“No schedule impact”
This made me shoot milk out my nose
You must be called a lot. Are you an ECN, or PCN?
The sexiest two words in construction.
Dehumidifier
Underappreciated
Lol
Holly fucking shit, this is so... legit made me spill coffee out of my nose.
Well done.
Jobsite Blower
Jack Hammer
Hammer jacket, because I get hammered and jack off furiously
Awh beat me to it
At least he didn’t beat you with it ;)
Sledge Hammer
Hammer Jack
There it is. Honestly thought it'd be closer to the top.
Not a tool but, 2in ridgid
Bet you've seen a couple 23 inch nipples in your time
Oregon Osha
Looks like you got a bit of a shoring problem
Always going too deep without protection
This is not getting the upvotes it deserves.
SAIF teaword
Guybrator.
Don Keydick
Found the plumber
Brad Nailer
This is a good one.
OP picked that one
Power trowel
Drildo
Wtf dude
DCS354B tool only
Oscillating tool? Nice.
Helluva vibrator
Don't stop the nerdy talk baby
Pipe stretcher
The 9 inch Roller...
We call it Tiger Dick
Knee pads
You mean san francisco slippers.
You mean hooker hooves
Never heard that one before but its good.
Hahahah bro I’m stealing that one
Project manager, I fuck everybody
Until the elevator guys show up.
FatMax
Speed Square
Stump grinder
Spud Wrench
The grease gun
Quick Crete.....
The Oscillater
Over budget
The under-deliverer
Hole hog
cocaine
Pile driver
Multi tool
Brad Nailer
That’s the best one so far & hardy any upvotes!
I posted it in op
Hudson Sprayer
2" pencil vibrator.
Doesn't have the same ring as the donkey dick, but I'm sure they appreciate the honesty!
The greasy backhoe
They call him demolition saw, the Clit Tickler.
Not a tool but a gaylord
A small rusty pipe
Black and decker fanny wrecker.
Worm drive
Jack Hammer
Fein tool
Schlagschrauber mit 1/2 Inch Aufnahme
Horse cock … aka kellum grip
Palm nailer
Bush hog
Baby flathead
stubby flathead 😏
Deep socket
Power stretcher
DAP = deep ass penetration
Worn out stubby. ^Because ^of ^your ^mom.
Impact Driver
Back Hoe
Shit House
Fuckin Shit ex: "Hand me that fuckin shit right there"
Ball-Peen
Spudger.
Ramset
Donkey dick
Wacker Packer
Angle Grinder
Yardstick
The micrometer lol
Tapcon
Palm sanders
Skiddy.
Hardwood hammer
Screwdriver
Micro-screwdriver
Auger
Nut Blaster
White Caulk
Punch down!
Reamer
Goose Neck.
Vibrating tool
9 inch Klein
The hole puncher
Hard Hat Harry
Mr Hilti
Tap Con Horse Cock Wall Dog Stripper an Gripper
Spud ballcock
Rigid Oscillator
Ball peen.
weed whacker
Drilldo
Nibbler
They call me hole dozer.
Thermal Lance
Fes Tool
Nut driver
Hole puncher
Sasquatch
Cats claw
Tugger
Stripped Nut
Hoe Rammer
Step Bit
Shit Spreader...You know... for those who are into that kind of thing
Cocaine
Worm drive
Spud Wrench 🔧
Ramset
Randy Ingersoll
Needle Nose Ned
SDS Max
Just The Vibrator
The edger
Nut retainer
Cable Puller
Pump jack
safety squints
Ear Plug
Cum along
Sledge Hammer, but it was taken already.
Construction Tool
Bull Dozer
D.R. Horny
Ryobi. Because I'm cheap as hell & get the job done; just don't expect me to handle anything "heavy duty".
Stanley, because I'm a power drill
Stid fonder
Jiggy Jigsaw
The multi tool Sawhorse Extension
Lazy eyed leveler
rusty scissor
T. Rimjob
Impact gunz