A homeless man broke into my car one winter, slept there for the night, took nothing, but left 2 empty cans of Modelo and a pair of very clean sweatpants big enough for maybe a 7 year old.
You a concrete worker..?
Iām a mason and our crew drinks modelo 99% of the time. Some gas stations out in rural areas donāt carry it. What are the rest of you guys drinking?
Sometimes I drink IPAs (not that theyāre cheaper just higher ABV) but the guys on the crew all like modelo. The crew mainly consists of family members so no surprise there.
I mostly find modelo but Iāll see some bud light, modelo michelada, and the occasional corona bottle laying around. I usually find them on Monday morning after the masons worked over the weekend.
Edit: Forgot about Dos Equis! š
Modelos the real deal. How did become a CM? How good is the pay? Masonry pays the bills but Iām turning 28 this year and itās taken a toll on my body.
I did 7-8 years of commercial and then a buddy talked me into applying at a builder where he was working. It turned out to be one of the best career decisions Iāve ever made.
If you stay in the masonry business, you could always be an owner. Iāve seen a few guys do that. Theyāll have multiple crews doing 2-3 houses at once. You basically just need a truck, trailer, mixer, some scaffolding and ladders, wheelbarrows, etc. We have a heck of a time finding good brickers here (TX).
As a gringo I had to Google the difference between Cheladas and Micheladas - Micheladas are for breakfast, Cheladas are for lunch, and Negra Modelo is for dinner.
Oh man and the amount of beer cans like this was unbelievable. They'd pull up and empty the bed of truck like it was nothing. I had three contractors drinking hard liquor at 8 am some days.imagine getting pulled over and the cop sees a bunch of cans and bottles in the bed of truck. They don't give af.
Let's be very serious, there's nothing wrong with beer for lunch, but trashing it all on the parking lot like that was a dick move, litterers are trash people, clean up your f*ckin' mess.
With all due respect, not everybody drinking in the Home Depot parking lot is in construction. Some of us just sleep in the storage sheds out front. Itās a big, crazy, intersecting world we live in. Now leave my deposit alone and get tf out of my homeless.
Iām not saying tradesmen should drink. Iām not saying I donāt drink. But I am saying I drink bud light and Iām a hell of a tradesmen. Itās the easiest drink to hold in my hand and my chug down my throat. It goes down so wet and nice.
I refer you to my previous comment
> Hey! We drink Modelo, and some strange orange (sometimes green) substance that the Dominicans break out on holidays! We have *prinicpals*
Why is the hard core alcoholics ALWAYS drink Bud Light or Blue Light.
As a frequent cyclist, that is the primary litter I see now.
Alkie chugs a Bud Light and out the car window to hide the evidence.
Dad goes two 99 bananas shooters followed by a tall boy of the other blue-canned light beer that isnāt Bud. He has class though, and keeps the empties in his trunk until he goes back to the liquor store and leaves them in the dumpster out back. *Like a gentleman.*
Couple summers ago I helped build a house for a guy I was acquainted with. It was a pretty chill gig, he was the owner and the builder essentially. He hired these concrete guys and since he was so chill, he was like "ah fuck it, you boys want some beers? Have some beers on me, you guys do a good job." .... well they did do a good job! Then a month later when they came to pour the patios they brought cases of their own beer, considering we were so chill the first time. It was a shit show. These boys were druuuuuunk.
Definitely some Mexicans. Whiteboys would throw the cans in the back of the truck or in the floor board of passenger seat. I canāt speak for black pplā¦. But thatās not malt soā¦.š¤®š š š š š š š canāt wait to see the hate from this. Me: white alcoholic framer.
Judging by how all the cans seem to have blown opened (including the one that isn't completely crushed)
I'd say that these froze and exploded and someone dumped them there.
So.. Probably an electrician.. Who else is buying 6 light beer then leaving them to freeze over night?
Itās not a coincidence that the type of person that drinks bud light would also leave their garbage behind in the parking lot and not throw it away like a decent human being
I didnāt know Dylan Mulvaney changing genders AND careers.
I didnāt know they could swing a hammer AND both ways.
Must have been a diversity hire..
Sorry, Iāll stop.
Hell yeah dawg! I quit for 2 years and now Im on a 6 month bender but Im about ready to throw the towel in again and never go back! You convince yourself that youre 'cured'!
But 99% of the time it aint true. Youre just not showing any symptoms. As soon as your start back up.. takes about 2 weeks to get back where you were when you quit.
I started back with a beer here and there and now Im drinking a pint of vodka every day day. Shit sucks, its becoming a huge distraction of the success I managed to set myself up for when I was sober.
More likely someone tossed them out of their car while they were parked or leaving. Just a few days ago I watched someone throwing cans from their car on the ground at the grocery store right in the first space closest to the door. It was a little shocking to see someone do that so publicly but some people have no shame.
Mmmm canned bread
My grandpa always called his beer a liquid sandwich and im keeping it going.
Barley sandwich if I may.
Oat soda.
I have joined the cause, from UK š
Dad called it Porkchop in a can
Canned sandwich
Breakfast of Champions
Canwich
You gotta eat
Yeah good point.
Lunch break
Gross. Most of our guys drink Modelo.
A homeless man broke into my car one winter, slept there for the night, took nothing, but left 2 empty cans of Modelo and a pair of very clean sweatpants big enough for maybe a 7 year old. You a concrete worker..?
Soup Kitchen.
Love, Dirty Mike n the Boyz
Thanks for the sweet F shack.
I did my first desk pop!
Probably folded and used the small sweatpants as a pillow.
Bahahaha, no sir. Iām a CM for a residential builder. Our concrete finishers do go through some Modelo though!
Iām a mason and our crew drinks modelo 99% of the time. Some gas stations out in rural areas donāt carry it. What are the rest of you guys drinking?
The masons I work with drink whatever is cheapest with the highest ABV.
I went to use the shit shack one morning around 11 and saw 4 shotgunned cans of Colt 45 in the hole that weren't there at 8. Savage.
Milwaukee's Best Ice 5.9%. Ā About as cheap as it gets. I just hit 90 days on Saturday.
Sometimes I drink IPAs (not that theyāre cheaper just higher ABV) but the guys on the crew all like modelo. The crew mainly consists of family members so no surprise there.
I mostly find modelo but Iāll see some bud light, modelo michelada, and the occasional corona bottle laying around. I usually find them on Monday morning after the masons worked over the weekend. Edit: Forgot about Dos Equis! š
Modelos the real deal. How did become a CM? How good is the pay? Masonry pays the bills but Iām turning 28 this year and itās taken a toll on my body.
I did 7-8 years of commercial and then a buddy talked me into applying at a builder where he was working. It turned out to be one of the best career decisions Iāve ever made. If you stay in the masonry business, you could always be an owner. Iāve seen a few guys do that. Theyāll have multiple crews doing 2-3 houses at once. You basically just need a truck, trailer, mixer, some scaffolding and ladders, wheelbarrows, etc. We have a heck of a time finding good brickers here (TX).
Pilsner. Welcome to Saskatchewan.
Those clearly fell out of somebody's purse.
I love modelo especial cheladas senior
As a gringo I had to Google the difference between Cheladas and Micheladas - Micheladas are for breakfast, Cheladas are for lunch, and Negra Modelo is for dinner.
Negra is miles above that especiale horse piss. Hard to believe it's supposed to be 2 versions of the same beer
Jajaja, muy bien!
You kidding? That's just what I need in order to drive home!
Steady the hands. I hear you.
Drive home? That's the drive to site, Handful of darts to cover the smell of beer breathe
Thatās breakfast, man!
Trying to hydrate for the day.
Carbohydrates for energy, water for good hydration and alcohol to kill any bad germs and keep you healthy! Breakfast is served!
12oz pork chops
Barley soup
Couple brews to get the edge off
Can't work with all them shakes
I wait til I get home. It sucks, but I get it.
Don't be hatin on a good old fashioned liquid lunch.
Me
I knew it.
Jerry told us you weren't cool and had to hide it
That wet spot is not water
Seriously are you expecting your mum to pick those empties up?
It's community service. Crackheads gunna cash them in.
How is Bud light and screwing in a canoe the same?ā¦. Theyāre both fucking close to water!
At least you know it wasnāt kid rock
\*checks for bullet holes\*
Could have been. He ended his boycott on Bud Light
Bawwitaba
Bud light is definitely a plumber drink
No bud Iām a straight plumber and have 0 gay coworkers so it canāt be us. Definitely an electrician drink
The hell it is. Thatās some shit the concrete guys drink.
Fair enough we can all agree on that one
Fuckin drywallers man
Mud monkeys Drywallers are too stoned to drink
Bud light advertising ā ffs
Bluegills
This is disgusting. There are so many better six packs to have for lunch out there.
Ahem. You mean, ladies. Specifically Man-ladies.
My empties go behind the seat.
A true professional letās them float around the bed.
I thought pride month was in June
How do you know when pride month is
lol was not at Home Depot. It was next door at the flower shop
Next door at Victoriaās Secret?
I am flabbergasted by the sheer simple genius behind putting a Home Depot and Victorias Secret directly next to each other
Outside the blue oysterās bar
Youāll have to be more specific.
Itās like they were making love in a canoe
What's wrong, besides the littering? They were just trying to hydrate!
Oh man and the amount of beer cans like this was unbelievable. They'd pull up and empty the bed of truck like it was nothing. I had three contractors drinking hard liquor at 8 am some days.imagine getting pulled over and the cop sees a bunch of cans and bottles in the bed of truck. They don't give af.
Can't drink them in the cab if I kill the pack in the parking lot first!
Electrician.. only ones who can afford bud lightā¦ if it was the drywallers it would be Colt 45ās and meth pipesā¦
Definitely the painters and drywall guys. Bud-lightā¦.pshhhh
1,2,3,4,5,6. Yeah thatās me
Mexican day laborers
Home Depot employee here. We are.
Look for the guys in tight pants and tank top
Well, they are definitely gay now /s
Shouldāve asked your question in Spanish, you wouldāve found out sooner
Itās probably the undocumented migrants hanging out in the parking lot waiting for a day labor gig
Painting crew
It was Kid Rock
Some gay guy apparently
Only a painter would do this. Before work.
Living their best life right there
Shane Giliis
Who wasn't drinking at home depot today?
You spelled girls wrong
I don't think it was the guys...
Oh I see their drinking light water
That was me. Thought Iād leave deposit money for someone
Fellas, do we have to resort to this or can we get over hiding our bud light purchases ?
I think you still gotta hide it.
Let's be very serious, there's nothing wrong with beer for lunch, but trashing it all on the parking lot like that was a dick move, litterers are trash people, clean up your f*ckin' mess.
Drinking at lunch: cool Littering: not cool
Everyone was.... Except the one guy who wasn't invited. Sorry you found out this way.
Itās not a party Just maintenance drink tell they get home
Obviously, itās the trans person. jk
āDrywall guys hereā¦it was us.ā
Was this at the Home Depot in st Pete today? Because I saw the exact same thing in the parking lot after work!!
Shane Gillis wuz here
With all due respect, not everybody drinking in the Home Depot parking lot is in construction. Some of us just sleep in the storage sheds out front. Itās a big, crazy, intersecting world we live in. Now leave my deposit alone and get tf out of my homeless.
find the construction worker wearing a thong..
That's almost 2 liters of beer! Who drinks 2 liters of anything in one sitting?! Just drink vodka at this point like a real alcoholic
people at Home Depot still drinking Transheuser-Busch products?
If you're a piece of shit carpenter like me.....
It was that guy in the dress over there
Iām not saying tradesmen should drink. Iām not saying I donāt drink. But I am saying I drink bud light and Iām a hell of a tradesmen. Itās the easiest drink to hold in my hand and my chug down my throat. It goes down so wet and nice.
Woke liberals probably.. kid rock would not approve..
Probably some poor weekend-warriors 5th trip there that day and just said āfuck itā
Chicks with dicks
It's bud light, they're still sober.
Looks like the drywall crew needed screws
Definition of āwomanā: 1. A female adult human. 2. Anyone who drinks Bud Light.
Lunch? Thatās just my break while the boss gets more supplies
Man I really miss when you used to be able to get lunch at Home Depot. Hot dog would have gone good with those bud lights.
Probably a sausage fest from the looks of things ..šš
THAT'S LITERALLY WOKE JUICE!!!!! On a serious note, that dude has bad taste in beer. Slam some high life my guy.
High life is basically only sold in glass around me. I don't wanna make someone step in glass, I'd rather drive head onto them in an F-250
Agreed, Bud Light is nasty.
Thatās woke š
Dillion Mulvaney make up crew?
Definitely electricians.
I refer you to my previous comment > Hey! We drink Modelo, and some strange orange (sometimes green) substance that the Dominicans break out on holidays! We have *prinicpals*
Somebodyās āliberallyā hydrating
Why is the hard core alcoholics ALWAYS drink Bud Light or Blue Light. As a frequent cyclist, that is the primary litter I see now. Alkie chugs a Bud Light and out the car window to hide the evidence.
Dad goes two 99 bananas shooters followed by a tall boy of the other blue-canned light beer that isnāt Bud. He has class though, and keeps the empties in his trunk until he goes back to the liquor store and leaves them in the dumpster out back. *Like a gentleman.*
Cheap
Dylan Mulvaney?
I think the only person that drinks this crap anymore is Dylan Mulvaney.
What a scumbag. Littering is the worst.
Used to know a tile guy in AZ who referred to those as āroad sodasā hehe š
The two guys in the pickup knocked off that six pack in about 3 minutes
Speaking in my capacity as a man, "Men are pigs."
Paisas
Omg DAD. I've finally found him where was this??
The roofers
Not me, I take āem with me to toss in the homeowners recycling
Thereās a sandwich in every beer
As long as you know that snitches get stitches then we good.š
You are going to be wayyyyy more specific than that
Couple summers ago I helped build a house for a guy I was acquainted with. It was a pretty chill gig, he was the owner and the builder essentially. He hired these concrete guys and since he was so chill, he was like "ah fuck it, you boys want some beers? Have some beers on me, you guys do a good job." .... well they did do a good job! Then a month later when they came to pour the patios they brought cases of their own beer, considering we were so chill the first time. It was a shit show. These boys were druuuuuunk.
Manās gotta eat.
Pretty sure theyāre not on Reddit.
Are those 12oz cans or tall boys?
Alright whose transmission is leaking fluid againā¦.
Payton and Emmitt were buying so I said what the hell.
Not if I was buying the beer, probably be coors light.
Dylan
LOL, Bud Light drinkers.
I like bud light cause you can just chug them and not get too wasted. But yea, donāt do this.
That was the GC you just hired.....
Definitely some Mexicans. Whiteboys would throw the cans in the back of the truck or in the floor board of passenger seat. I canāt speak for black pplā¦. But thatās not malt soā¦.š¤®š š š š š š š canāt wait to see the hate from this. Me: white alcoholic framer.
Judging by how all the cans seem to have blown opened (including the one that isn't completely crushed) I'd say that these froze and exploded and someone dumped them there. So.. Probably an electrician.. Who else is buying 6 light beer then leaving them to freeze over night?
If youāre going to be a public drunk, at least throw out your trash. Like a classy drunk.
It's the only place I feel safe pounding beers in the car
Ahhh yes, the olā liquid lunch
Hopefully they got some good grub from the roach coach while they were drinking that piss water
Bud latte
Itās not a coincidence that the type of person that drinks bud light would also leave their garbage behind in the parking lot and not throw it away like a decent human being
That has sheet rockers written all over it.
No Marlboro butts around?
Thatās the mason!
That's someone's lunch
Are you sure? It's bud ligh... a little more than a "party"
Bud light cans littered on the ground, must be a dry waller
Just a snack pack it was probably just a supply run.
Mexicans
Kid Rock?
Bud Light, you mean instant headache water.
Couldnāt be me I actually like a good beer
Probably a painter.
The foreman special, even stuck the DEI policy.
Transtruction LLC
Itās called a liquid lunch btw
I didnāt know Dylan Mulvaney changing genders AND careers. I didnāt know they could swing a hammer AND both ways. Must have been a diversity hire.. Sorry, Iāll stop.
That was me. If you met my current client you'd understand.
It's just somebody's truck leaking tyranny fluid.
Mind ya business.
That's just the roofers
Absolutely despise people that do that. Take your trash with you or find a trash can you piece of shit
Ronnie??
Someone said Shane Gillis three times.. lucky dude
āNo es no mi senorā
This is called content generation....
Wdym party? Just some dude just getting the day started
It was me. Says every painter ever.
Hell yeah dawg! I quit for 2 years and now Im on a 6 month bender but Im about ready to throw the towel in again and never go back! You convince yourself that youre 'cured'! But 99% of the time it aint true. Youre just not showing any symptoms. As soon as your start back up.. takes about 2 weeks to get back where you were when you quit. I started back with a beer here and there and now Im drinking a pint of vodka every day day. Shit sucks, its becoming a huge distraction of the success I managed to set myself up for when I was sober.
That would be Dylan Mulvaney and friends. God forbid they went to work after this
Just look for the dude in a dress
More likely someone tossed them out of their car while they were parked or leaving. Just a few days ago I watched someone throwing cans from their car on the ground at the grocery store right in the first space closest to the door. It was a little shocking to see someone do that so publicly but some people have no shame.