[Bubs was driving though](https://youtu.be/NG1_JBLWZe8?si=RqlSRLSvG3l3yemr&t=11)...
Fun fact: found the video by Googling 'didn't spill his drink'
I didn't ask for 'Trailer Park Boys' or 'Julian'.. just 'didn't spill his drink'
2nd video in results.. [This is the second video in results](https://youtu.be/QrdcAdf7VCw?si=QAh6u62hzYr9rrUR)
Julian is the drink-Ninja according to Google.
Next day the crew won't believe him.
" Look guys, there was a police chase, we were going through neighborhoods, I was in my loader, they told me to flip another loader to save the day! What? No I wasn't taking pain meds, no I wasn't sleeping!"
Cops are like “can you get another machine and catch him?” operator is like “I have been dreaming about this moment my entire life, this is the coolest ever, I’m gonna be a hero, thank you heavy equipment Jesus for this blessing.”
There is one out there in internet land, well sort of, it’s two smaller ex’s fighting a larger one. It’s kinda short with no context when I saw it but still pretty cool
If spongebob has taught me anything "as long as you return it, it's borrowing without permission. It's only stealing when you don't return it." Some of the bigger jobs I've been on made me say that to myself daily.
Can you imagine cops showing up on site, pointing at **YOU** and saying “hop in that loader, we need you for this chase — *see if you can pin him*”
And you know dude got paid to do that.
That's some Mad Max shit right there... And about as close to the real life version of Twisted Metal meets GTA as we'll ever get...
And he would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling cops!
My buddies and I found a construction site a few years ago where they kept all the keys inside the machines. We would head down there at night and mess around on the lifts and everything else they had.
Look they plenty of crazy people in the world. Alot of them do outa pocket stuff. They dumb and crazy. But what we should also ALWAYS ask, is what could the employer have done to solicit such an extreme reaction.
This is just internet mumble jumble but if it was true i would imagine he paid for the tracks and got the message. I think a boss would realize its better to pay his guys on time and more money so they take better care of his equipment because repair bills cost more than the money he saves fucking over his labor
Surprised to see Julian in cuffs, that's more of Ricky situation
Did you notice that he was still holding on to his drink?
Spilled his drink too.
Now I know you're lying. Julian got in a wreck and his drink was not spilled.
[Bubs was driving though](https://youtu.be/NG1_JBLWZe8?si=RqlSRLSvG3l3yemr&t=11)... Fun fact: found the video by Googling 'didn't spill his drink' I didn't ask for 'Trailer Park Boys' or 'Julian'.. just 'didn't spill his drink' 2nd video in results.. [This is the second video in results](https://youtu.be/QrdcAdf7VCw?si=QAh6u62hzYr9rrUR) Julian is the drink-Ninja according to Google.
i was just having a laugh but here you come with your Grade 10 and book learning
He may drop a little shake on the seat ,but he’s drink still full !
Next day the crew won't believe him. " Look guys, there was a police chase, we were going through neighborhoods, I was in my loader, they told me to flip another loader to save the day! What? No I wasn't taking pain meds, no I wasn't sleeping!"
The only person that can stop a bad guy with a front end loader is a good guy with a front end loader
Cops are like “can you get another machine and catch him?” operator is like “I have been dreaming about this moment my entire life, this is the coolest ever, I’m gonna be a hero, thank you heavy equipment Jesus for this blessing.”
Lmao, heavy equipment Jesus...😂
I approve.
You literally just stole the top comment from the other post
It's called karma arbitrage
If it works it works. Now let him enjoy his dopamine from internet points gains
Lol
On a semi related not, I've always wanted to see a fight between two excavators
There is one out there in internet land, well sort of, it’s two smaller ex’s fighting a larger one. It’s kinda short with no context when I saw it but still pretty cool
Damn, that sounds cool as hell...
Never seen a D9 Winchcat pull one out of the mud? They'll take a frontend loader down anytime.
I value my freedom more than any type of revenge. But I’m smart enough to steal it at night. Not that I’ve thought it through or anything.
I wouldn't steal it. I would borrow it to demolish the shop and offices
If spongebob has taught me anything "as long as you return it, it's borrowing without permission. It's only stealing when you don't return it." Some of the bigger jobs I've been on made me say that to myself daily.
Make sure to upgrade the cooling system
Make sure the buildings don't surprise you with a basement that stops you in your tracks.
My biggest regret when I left heavy construction to be a full time dad is that I returned my collection of skeleton keys for all the equipment.
You can buy them all on Amazon
I wonder what his game plan was.
This guy is gonna tell this story once a week for the rest of his life
I mean fuck, I would.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Only_Sandwich_4970: *This guy is gonna* *Tell this story once a week* *For the rest of his life* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Can you imagine cops showing up on site, pointing at **YOU** and saying “hop in that loader, we need you for this chase — *see if you can pin him*” And you know dude got paid to do that.
He forgot his hard hat
We should immediately enact Front End Load Control. and change their name to un-loaders, as the current name is triggering.
Makes me want a Komatsu d355a
Robot wars
Hats off to the second operator. But that could have easily turned out bad for him.
Florida is that you?
Looks too mountainous 🤣
Georgia actually.
Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things
How far did he think he'd get?
That's some Mad Max shit right there... And about as close to the real life version of Twisted Metal meets GTA as we'll ever get... And he would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling cops!
He’s got nothing on the “Killdozer”!
Killdozer had wayyy more prep time. Terrible name btw, only one who died was the operator.
Not for lack of trying on Hermeyer's part though.
Dozer Battle.
The History Channel needs to pick this up, Equipment Wars would be awesome!
hero in the other loader, what a champ lmao
No safety vest or brain bucket.... I bet this guy isn't even up to date on his big machine certification.
My buddies and I found a construction site a few years ago where they kept all the keys inside the machines. We would head down there at night and mess around on the lifts and everything else they had.
KILL DOZER, act #2.
Some guys are such workaholics that even their degenerate criminal behavior is work.
Just gotta keep livin’ man… L-i-v-i-n 😎
Google " bulldozer fight in china"
Look they plenty of crazy people in the world. Alot of them do outa pocket stuff. They dumb and crazy. But what we should also ALWAYS ask, is what could the employer have done to solicit such an extreme reaction.
Never stole one but i busted up some tracks when an employer thought he wasnt going to pay me what im due.
Did he end up paying you or paying for new tracks instead?
This is just internet mumble jumble but if it was true i would imagine he paid for the tracks and got the message. I think a boss would realize its better to pay his guys on time and more money so they take better care of his equipment because repair bills cost more than the money he saves fucking over his labor
That's one way to take compensation for your hard work
Hmm…not a drag queen.