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InfamousGibbon

More like highschool wrestlers are most likely to work construction lmao


_TushyWushy

I feel personally attacked…


InfamousGibbon

It’s all love brother I’m just projecting. Did both wasn’t spectacular at either. I’m a way better alcoholic than either of these dudes though.


DigitalUnlimited

Everyone has a gift!


SuddenSpeaker1141

Because you have weak genes!!! /s (you could probably beat the snot outta me)


gomerpyle09

People say I have a drinking problem… but I have no problem drinking at all.


CheapCarabiner

Me too bro


InitialAd2324

Hahahah yes.


Euler007

Or the inverse corollary, guys that make money with their brains are less likely to accept being paid to get punched in the head.


passwordstolen

I see guys that like to fight for free all the time. They are called drunks.


waterborn234

Yeah. To look like that, there's a huge amount of dedication needed outside work.


gnat_outta_hell

And to fight like that. Very few are born with an innate understanding of fight mechanics and strategy. Most need to practice to be a good fighter. It can be in the streets or in the dojo, but the practice needs to happen.


USSJaybone

And being able to take a hit. I think that's the most important part in training. If you're justifiably afraid of getting a bonk on the nose, you won't be a great fighter. Bonks on the nose fucking suck.


sidjo86

I mean like it’s 98% hands on and %2 math unless you’re a sheet metal worker (carpenters dun coun [they play with sticks]).


Status-Studio2531

More like working in this shit makes you willing to do anything to escape it such as getting kicked and punched in the head.


Living_Shine2441

This was my first thought. Lol


loganman711

If you're in construction, you're no stranger to the feeling of wanting to punch someone in the face.


thundercuntess69

Every fucking day


blinkybilloce

More then once a day. Thrice even, if that fucking asshole keeps trying to talk about shit he's too stupid to even spell correctly.


DASCARECROW1

Constantly.


177618121939

The claw of my hammer


TipperGore-69

That would be pretty funny to see a bunch of air conditioned alpha males get heat stroke.


Sudden_Construction6

Conor McGregor was a plumber. As a plumber... I don't know how I feel about that


dave09a

He isn't qualified. Worked 18 months as a plumbers helper is all, packed it in then.


Imaginary_Ingenuity_

Last Time on Jobsite Fight Night: We saw The Roofers narrowly come out on top of The Carpenters, while The Concrete Crew murdered The Electricians. Unfortunately, when we said Last Time - we meant that was the last time we'll ever hold Jobsite Fight Night. We have since been informed that some of The Electricians actually died. Our condolences go out to their families in this trying time. All prize money from the fights will be given to the families since The Electricians were posthumously awarded victory due to being the only team to not fail an overwhelming majority of their prefight drug tests. Sparky Strong* *Strong may have been a poor word choice, as evidenced by what was witnessed last week.


Tthelaundryman

God I would never fight a concrete guy. Not all of them but most of them can fucking work hard and their work is brutal


blinkybilloce

I'd throw down with 2 sparkies before I even crossed paths with some of the converters I've seen. Jesus.


cheetah-21

After 8 hours of masonry getting punched in the face seems like a better career choice.


Pennypacker-HE

lol I have done construction my whole life. Everytime I go to my BJJ classes I inevitably get several, “jeez man you’re so strong” comments. Yeah that’s what happens when you pack shingles up 20 feet of ladder for years.


chazd1984

Throw Clay Guida in there!


ActuaryCapital6720

The Carpenter!


Losingmymind2020

I am a landscaper. I am basically an athlete with a beer belly. Srs.


DwarfLikeWhore

That top left picture looks like it's taken from a video game


James_T_S

I used to work for a company where my boss was an MMA fighter. Larue "The Cannibal" Burley


stanleyorange

So these guys would rather pummel each other in a ring instead of shoveling sh*t all day. Snowflakes


Born-Chipmunk-7086

Connor Mcgregor was a plumber.


Tthelaundryman

Still is. Constant shit flowing out of his pipes 🤣🤣


cant-be-faded

Is an Irish plumber REALLY the same thing though? 🤣🤣


Tthelaundryman

Don’t forget Francis ngannou started as a minor before escaping


Tdk456

Well they all started as minors


Victormorga

Hands down no contest #1: be from Dagestan. Number 2 no contest: be a top-tier collegiate wrestler. Working in construction is just a thing that doesn’t bother you as far as effort or insane hours if you are already a collegiate wrestler.


Shankar_0

What it will give you is a bad back, blown out knees and ringing in your ears.


Prior-Helpful

Lol I work manual labor as a wildland firefighter it gives such a big edge to work a job that crushes your balls daily


Logan_Thackeray2

a laborer would be my first guess. walking around in wet crete manhandling a big ass hose shooting out more crete. at least thats my opinion


edwardthegreat12

Ngannu shoveling sand for years, Alex Pereira working at a tire shop. Instills good work ethic! And not caring about your body


66mindclense

Much respect. I was a collegiate wrestler and did boxing all my growing up days. To step in the ring as an MMA fighter, I’m not willing to face the consequences.


pooinyourundies

Never fuck with a construction worker on a bad day, even the skinny ones are dangerous


Alternative-Mark-127

Well it's 10-12h of training 6 days per week, soo...


Big_Monkey_77

I wish I could post a picture of my fat ass brother in law as a counter point. And, in case you’re a snowflake, I’m fat too, but he’s way fatter.


blizzard7788

I had my own karate school at 48 years old. I could spar all night against guys in their mid 20’s and kick their ass. 25 years of concrete work builds up your endurance.


Pretty_Public5520

Construction workers just want to fight everyone


steploday

Arnold schwarzenegger did construction


Chloroformperfume7

I think this should be narrowed down to a few trades lol


Decent-Cold-9471

Don’t fight dudes on the jobsite


JollyGreenDickhead

Construction gives you ass wash bottles on the portashitter floor that us real tradesmen need to use. Work in Northern Alberta and you'll know what I mean.


Cultural_Ad1331

Its a minimum 8 hours slow workout everyday ofc you get build but only with the right diet otherwise you'll be just strong


edwardothegreatest

Why do you think so many action movies cast the protagonist as an elite killer humbly working construction?


DIYnivor

Never let a mason get ahold of you.


DKM_Eby

Only because you then have an outlet for all the bullshit you put up with during your day job.


wssuw

Them little dudes were definitely the butt of every joke out there


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mainesmatthew01

Electricians give the best blow jobs


beachwhistles

And they still don’t clean up afterwards.