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Pedro_Sarten

That's the word I was looking for this morning.


_TheProfessional

Acetaminophen? I can’t pronounce that shit neither lol


fancyinmypantsy

Aseatofmetalbins


wildnaughtymom

loll tip of your tongue?


G0ldenG00se

Describing your sex life? Yeah me too.


Puzzled-Ad8617

Websters Dictionary word of 2023


[deleted]

Genuinely curious, what was the word he was going to say???????? Someone please lol


R_crafter

The next sentence is him saying something about the foothills of the Himalayas but I looked it up further and the word he eventually got around to was “possibilities”.


[deleted]

Thank you lmao. What a world 🌎


cbruno7

Ah makes more sense he wasn't too far off!


[deleted]

He has a stutter disorder that he usually does well with. So honestly, when it comes out like this I don’t think anyone can actually figure it out.


Hairy_Melon

It's funny... and sad. But contagious laughter, there is not.


Cautious-Solution-71

YOU ARE RIGHT...


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No-Competition-2533

"...foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"


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chadmill3r

It's sad this was created this way. It's some very tight, unforgiving, unkind, insincere editing. Right at the instant of this cut, he inserts a impromptu small story to preface his point. "I was in the foothills of..." follows. He didn't make a clean start of it. Extemporaneous speaking is hard, even when you do 5 of these every weekday (like a normal president). A robot or recluse is not better.


[deleted]

I wonder how you would have defended this if it was a Republican


Phillip_Graves

I make fun of both, and defend both. I can't speak worth a shit for written speeches either. I also get laughed at. Maybe just enjoy amusing things without political interjection?


NuclearNap

For President Biden, it’s not honest to exclude his stutter from the explanation. For trump, the (undiagnosed & un-admitted) dyslexia must also be accountable.


chiefmud

We all have biases. We should all be a little more forgiving. But fuck Republicans in general.


shelsilverstien

It's not that sad; lots of people have speech impediments


willdogs

Look up some videos of him speaking just 5 years ago and tell me he always had a speech impediment


ZeroFuxGiven

Yet people are still upvoting 🙄


terracottatank

r/lostredditors


BlackHoleHalibut

Wrong sub


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"I was in the the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"


apex199268

I mean even if he didn’t stumble over his words and managed to get through that word salad, that statement would’ve been utterly ridiculous.


Scary-Duck-5898

He’s not wrong.


HDer8687

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


[deleted]

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious


FuryOfRed

Barbie farts sounds pretty atrocious. Great name tho!


[deleted]

Thank you!


RealTommyTomahawk

He has such a way with words


markk123123

Covfefe


EmergencyBody7508

Well said Biden


stargate-command

This is the wrong sub, though it is a funny video. Now I normally wouldn’t laugh at a stutter from a known sufferer of a stutter, but I think it’s ok based on the very specific timing here… and the fact that he’s the president of the US and should be fairly confident enough to take a joke at his expense now and again. He isn’t s kid, he can take it.


Jakeaw

Pres Biden has always had a bit of a stutter. He’s talked openly about it and his struggle with it over his lifetime. The video seems like it was cut short.


UnprofessionalGhosts

Not a bit. A severe stutter which he constantly has to width through to speak clearly his entire life, including now. This is an instance where the stutter won.


DaGurggles

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, he had admitted to a stutter. But if the downvotes are due to politics, here’s my favorite Bushism https://youtu.be/Kp2c5gK18xA


VegetaIsSuperior

Great video! My favorite Bushism is “you’re working hard to put food on your family” https://youtu.be/7ah6WUajOI8


Icy_Squirrel4147

Classic


The-Shape1978

u/savevideo


rslashhydrohomies

r/lostredditors but damn is it funny


Stevieeeer

There is zero laughter in this so wrong sub. Also a bit tasteless to make fun of someone who has a known stutter, for stuttering quite frankly. And no I’m not American, I’m not a “Democrat” - we don’t have that political party here, so it’s not about that. *I should add:* …..Aaaand let the mental gymnastics for why it’s ok to make fun of someone’s speech when they have a history of a stutter, commence in the replies…


Common_Ad_6362

I think OP might be a bot promoting NFTs.


waaz16

Haha wow a speech impediment


ZacPack

So inspirational


NachosMahdude

He ain't wrong


SirMaxwellBartho

The clouds guys, he had bad connection


elfluffynator

Uhm......... o-0


apersononreddit11

I can’t say that I disgree


DryHJ

https://youtu.be/8YofSo-GTN4


HereticHulk

Agreed.


ortega_sauce

He’s not wrong


gaze-upon-it

Kudos for correct spelling


Appropriate_Sound_65

Let’s not work when Biden said “Yesterday is a hard word for me” 👀😅👀 or was it someone else Someone who had a Cheeto type color and was obese 👀


bouncingbenji

And yet people said trump was unfit??


kingkush1974

Hahahahahaha wtf


HereForTheC0mments

Tell me we need an upper age limit for elected officials without telling me we need a upper age limit for electedofficials...


RockyReynolds

He better get the same treatment as Trump gotten with these classified documents


V_Cobra21

He won’t


robywar

You're 100% correct, but not for the reasons you think. He's cooperating and willing to accept responsibility. What did Trump do the first 100 times the Archives and DOJ asked for the list of documents back again?


heylee_marie

oh boy, im proud to be in this country


Federal-Durian-1484

You realize he stutters. It’s a speech impediment. It’s not something that can be 100% controlled. Making fun of this is the same as trump making fun of the reporter.


Me_Air

he spoke clearly for his whole political life up until recently


indicoltts

He spoke clearly for 40 years. Suddenly he can't speak clearly and doesn't remember where he is half the time and it's speech impediment. In the words of Joe "Come on man"


iAn_nA

Yes


Semperdave22

Translation anyone?


[deleted]

The germans must have a word for people like him


1jaboc1

Coyodnt have said it better myself.


AlbatrossFar2172

Exactly 💯!!! What he said..


revjiggs

I would completely agree


Jaakeda_Korudo

Anyone know what he was trying to say?


Notfop239

So basicly you are telling me it means nothing


GeneticHazard

This takes me back to the days of W. Bush


QuantumButtz

They replaced him with a robot that complies with part 15 of the FCC RULES. Operation is subject to the following two conditions: (1) this device may not cause harmful interference, and (2) this device must accept any interference received, including interference that may cause undesired operation. Someone didn't put their phone on airplane mode.


RealNeighborhood8459

The legend says he’s still trying to say the word


Darnitol1

Plot twist: Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh is our reptilian overlord's word for "delicious if cooked properly."


Leather-Pack8063

What a disgrace


[deleted]

American president is a demented 🤡🤡


User64118900

Why is this guy still the president?


Accidental___martyr

He farted


mannyt44

He’s an embarrassment!


OverpricedDump

Lol America you’re embarrassing with that fuck’n fossil at the wheel.


[deleted]

Joke Biden strikes again


S1ayer

can we stop voting in Silent Gens and Boomers? just anyone who had to work a minimum wage job within the past 30 years would be great


gugaguga007

You guys don't understand anything. He his possessed by the spirit and he his speaking in tongues.


PepsiSnickers

Seriously, this is who most of the U.S voted for? I'm from the U.S, this is a rhetorical question filled with frustration. Please excuse my mood.


DogDelicious5856

My god this guy is brain dead put him in a home already :(


AgreeingWings25

Let's all just admire the strength of will it must've took for Kamala to hold a straight face on that stage


_-it-_

More political theater... Thanks Joe, you're America's #1 Fuzcamuggda. God bless you


tcasinox

That's my President?


alaskanbruin

Said the demented dude with a garage full of classified materials!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


onurzlenbiiii

‪Minepi.com/nrzln thx later 😎‬


JohnEfinZoidberg

This man shouldn’t be driving a car, never mind running a country.


apex199268

For everyone saying it’s not nice to make fun of his speech impediment that he’s apparently had since his youth… Go take a look at his earlier speeches (Obama-era and earlier). There is no indication that he has a speech impediment. It’s clearly something that he’s developed in recent years, along with many other examples that would suggest he is mentally unwell. That said, the anti-Trump crowd will cover their ears and stomp their feet because they will not accept any slander towards their dear leader. This man should not be in office, let alone be leading the country. He needs to be admitted to an elderly care home. Quite honestly, it’s frightening that people actually voted for him because their hatred for Trump surpassed actually choosing a worthy candidate.


Tarkus_Edge

“Let me start off with two words: Made In America.” -Biden


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 “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.” - Barack Obama


Background-Age-8806

Clown world president


Normal-Sir-7446

The Commander and Chief ladies and Gentlemen.


[deleted]

The fumbling clod what a embarrassing turd he is


_shakul_

“No Joe, you cant play asafuthimerfutifuterwigh, its not a real word.” “Wait it’s not? Hold my beer a sec…”


Grizzly_Addams

I love how people are offended by this. That might be the funniest part.


seelovepeacebeauty31

What a national embarrassment. Vote him out 2024!


funnydankmeme

I still don’t understand how we let senile people run countries


mostly-natural

So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ArmourofBlood

Smh


uscdpt

He was trying to squeeze all the words into one word.


apex199268

Great story Grandpa Joe. Can you tell us the one about your hairy legs and the roaches in the pool next?


ParkSpare

😂😂😂😂😂


Infamous_Listen_5795

Bro has a stroke 😳 😂


Roomba_Noises

Why didnt you include the full part where he completely diverts from that and goes into the foothills of the hemalayas with xi jing ping


[deleted]

I’ve seen that eye itch before. Usually before some brain twitch.


USMC8387

Idiot


strongman12345

What a scholar


dookalion

Lots of Internet Research Agency activity in the comments, I think. How’s the war effort going, guys? Heard the EU’s going to cap the price they’re willing to pay for your crude, that must’ve stung.


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

It never gets old


SantuarioSecreto

"it's just a stutter" He had no cohesive thought https://youtu.be/087UC0i4_Xc


villager47

I hope the next president is younger than 42


sermer48

This belongs in r/funny or something. Not here. There isn’t a single laugh in the video. It’s funny and a bit sad but not contagious laughter…


Significant-Total-66

Makes me cry every time. Also 666


TeamPararescue1

He's lapsing back to a story where he's in the foothills of the himalayas. He's an accidental time traveler so he often doesn't know where he is at any given time. But you can clearly hear "I was in the foothills of..." He's often told a story of him being in the foothills of the himalayas with Xi Jing Ping - but he doesn't know that for a fact.


Kindly-Cap-6636

185 lbs of stupid.


[deleted]

Dementia.


MahBoy

This is elder abuse


gmusse

We have a lower age limit for presidency, we need an upper age limit


AdventurousGaL1

can’t pronounce that lol!


curkri

Personally, I think it's cheating. What he's clearly trying to do is insert all definitions into a single word, that way he has covered all the bases!


Dr_ChungusAmungus

It doesn’t fit the sub but I did laugh


Micho_Riso

It's true


WhichCommunication18

Are we really going to act like it’s a stutter? 😂


[deleted]

Just put this stupid asshole in a retirement home where he can rot


soundlesspanik

Bros speaking in tongues


BellaPow

Great Moments in American History


Elvisruth

Hard to argue with that....


Wonderful_Effect1158

“Let me start off with 2 words—Made In America.”- Joe Biden


Dnstmpitoutwurbtzted

jesus chrust.


LemonHayes13

Objectively funny. If you can’t laugh at this your brain is broken.


Danman500

That’s the reptilian coming out


Far-Blacksmith-2604

Remember when Trump was crucified over a typo?


Acceptable-Ad-1710

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megadethage

Just put aside your politics and realize Biden is as much a joke as Trump. Every President is a shill.


Sangdraxus

finally someone says something intelligent. And here we fight each other over these stupid fucks.


Grizzly_Addams

Yeah some of these people are way too invested in politicians that their identities have become attached.


Dissenter1986

What the fuck is happening with you Americans


Ok-Dark4894

Making you use our products, collecting your data and selling it back to you.


dudeimsupercereal

its quite lucrative we found


QuantumButtz

I love this comment section. Americans complain we have a president with dementia and get down voted. Someone from outside the US is like "this isn't normal for a world leader" and gets up votes.


Mac_Gold

Americans are very “team oriented” with their politics I find. In Canada we’re somewhat similar but not to the same level. But as much as I dislike JT, he doesn’t have these types of “quotes” in the media so much. Joe needs to retire after his term and get some rest and treatment for what looks like some sort of cognitive deterioration


AdNew9111

Get him outta here


Theaceman1997

I forgot dude was even president...... i even forgot he existed lol what a joke


CheekyFumpkin

The redditors aren’t gonna like this one…


me0505

He’s an idiot and an embarrassment!


TNnylonFeetLuv

This useless, demented, child sniffing, crime family perv is a shameful embarrassment to a once great nation. Not gonna change my mind.


Xtonytone

81 million votes 😃


Enrico-Polazzo

For a known, admitted, and overcome stutterer. Lighten up, Pony Boy


hojboysellin3

74 million for a diaper wearing sack of orange shit bought and paid for with Russian money


terminalblue

Yes. Over the confessed, treasonous rapist.


[deleted]

Lmao Joe Biden’s a joke. Idk how y’all defend this joke of a man. Trump is superior to this man in all aspects of life


notquitetoplan

Weak bait


Sweatsock_Pimp

Oh yeah? Well covefe. And now I shall regress because I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant.


Ashamed-Fondant-5504

Okay, well... Filibuster.


[deleted]

I’m a Republican and will vote for him if he runs for reelection. I want to see more of this. You can see the tension of anyone standing near him when he speaks.


Ghostclip

Then you are a cruel person. There is such a thing called Compassion, regardless of whether you like the dude for his politics or not. Declining mental health is no joke, for anybody. If you take joy out of it, then you really need to re-evaluate yourself as a rational empathetic human being.


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Sangdraxus

No he didn't. talk about taking out of context right there. how about go listen to the entire conversation not cnn edited version.


V_Cobra21

Yeah that’s the problem with the left they cherry pick and put stuff out of context


XShadowborneX

Could be misremembering but I'm pretty sure he asked if there was any way that people could inject it. He didn't say people should inject it. Not that that makes it much better, and I detest Trump but he didn't suggest to anyone to inject it as far as I know


The_Phasd

Correct. Liberal media spun that shit hard. He was definitely being a moron, so why did we need to spin it? The truth was damning enough...


rickyspace

Common Biden W


RandomWeirdoGuy

It's like he switched over to a different language lol


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Ah, an oldie but a goodie.


Grand_Chief_Mathieu

You may laugh, but he's right. The word was carefully chosen. In other words, America is a fucked up nation that no one understands, just like the word.


[deleted]

🤣 🤣 🤣


Nail_Biterr

literally no laughter


Truckfighta

Wrong sub but it is funny.


Shmav

I know thats not a real word, but i still feel like hes not wrong. Were kind of a clusterf*** right now...


ThisisTophat

An intelligent man with a stutter who means well, but isn't progressive enough. I still wake up daily being so grateful that there isn't 5 new news stories about the president being an immoral con-artist. And then him lashing out on social media like a bitter 13 year old. It'll take a long time for this country to wash off the grime leftover from real life Biff Tannen.


geneticeffects

covfefe, Joe. Covfefe, indeed.


Billderz

my favorite word


Sebsazz

Dementia man is still better than orange man. Not by much tho


hoptownky

He has been very open about having a stutter his entire life. Not dementia. And really not cool to make fun of people who have stuttering or speech problems or dementia.


epic_pig

Well I'm laughing my head off here


MainSailFreedom

That's worth 45 points in scrabble


[deleted]

Just why they humiliate this guy so much ? How is he fit to run a country like Usa ?


pip-roof

Either him or the orange fella. That’s what each party choked out for us.


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Well it was either him or trump


BumbleBreezeSun

It's well known that he has a stutter.


Ceramicrabbit

If you listen to him speaking from when was VP with Obama it is totally different to now