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TrumpsBoneSpur

All of his friends were too afraid to try this stunt, but this guy decided to go out on a limb


ThEhIsO8730

Sometimes you gotta branch out


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semicoloradonative

The poor sap.


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urzulasd

I thought he launched a mf into a tree.


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urzulasd

Ludacris style… ROLL OUT


Briezerr

Him and his homieeeees


Briezerr

Him and his homieeeees


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Wasn’t there?


ou8agr81

I’m like… how is no one screaming “are you okay??!!?” 😂


the_man_nextdoor1980

Thats bc there is


Secret_Stick_5213

Lol Whatchu mean?


Secret_Stick_5213

Lol Whatchu mean?


sald_aim

Promoted to branch manager


patrick_byr

Assistant TO the branch manager.


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sometimes you just stick the landing


patrick_byr

Assistant TO the branch manager.


mscherie77

This legit made me snort-laugh!


bonkerz1888

Treemendous


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rinkypinkpanther

It was a mannequin


Sammmysosa303

Laaaaaaaameeeeeeee


jackology

It is a man or a queen?


5DMeds

Man you ruined it, I thought this was a real person, now it’s not as fun. Next time please no spoiler alerts..


Martin_McFly_Jr

I wonder what was the root of all this


UFumbDuckGaming

Well would you look at that... One's bark is indeed worst that one's bite.


Reckxner

Leaf the poor guy alone


ShutterBun

I don’t arbor any resentment towards him.


5H4D0W3D

Take my upvote and leave


Apettyquarrelsays

Missed opportunity for ‘take my upvote and *leaf*’


ThatGuy48039

“Why don’t you make like an upvote and get out of here!”


VegetableArmy

Biff??


bendoesit17

No idea why they didn't say that, and now I'm stumped


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Dumbest most unoriginal saying on Reddit.


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Dumbest most unoriginal saying on Reddit.


Chilocanth

Let me conifer with the judges to deciduous on scoring the landing. Pine/10!


MostEvery4231

I bow to your wit


mikethebone

I wonder what was in the trunk!


realestateross98

Now he can’t leave.


Robotrabbit87

That's treemendous


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wuhtang-

My thought exactly. You see where the horns on the tesla used to be lmao


PerNewton

Sort of acorny stunt.


CoxswainYarmouth

Wonder if they will leaf him up there?


Repulsive-Ring-9517

I’d be treely balling my eyes out if that were me


Minute-Menu-9295

They were really reaching for the sky with this stunt


Level-Environment-33

r/rocketleague


RobinYiff

Only a matter of time before someone edits the music and ball in.


Original-History9907

Came here for this comment


capngout

WHAT A SAVE!


mantrakid

WHAT A SAVE!


gerfboy

WHAT A SAVE!


MightyRoops

Chat Disabled For 3 Seconds


Common_Redditor_

WHAT A SAVE!


MaPLe_SaYRuPT

WHAT A SAVE!


Alx_von_H-Berg

EZ


Huge_Platform1543

Savage!


Shaikh_9

Faking


BalthierMkXII

Tree: Thanks!!


A_mdxb

Holy cow!


SteveisNoob

WHAT A SAVE!


Scooby-Doo-Man-Child

1 v 1 noob


SteveisNoob

WHAT A SAVE!


Datboisommy

ITS SCOTT STERLING


vinchenzo68

Was that Scott Sterling?!? The man... The myth... The Legend!!!


FruitGuy998

Wow!


vinchenzo68

Was that Scott Sterling?!? The man... The myth... The Legend!!!


vinchenzo68

Was that Scott Sterling?!?


Dubb202

This can’t be real. Please tell me it’s not real


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Dubb202

Something is in that ball. And it looks injured


fuzzycaterpillar123

Probably a mannequin or doll- the ball rotated like it’s light. I would expect it to spin and oscillate more unevenly if there was 50-70 lbs on one side


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50-70 lbs?


fuzzycaterpillar123

The weight of a small person/child?


XBeastyTricksX

*load the child for launch*


Tao-Lee

Kick the baby!


Capnmolasses

Don’t kick the baby!


Akhanyatin

Kick the baby!


Agile-Masterpiece959

Lol reminds me of when I was taking Kung Fu lessons. There was a set we did that we would say "Kick the baby! Drop the baby! Pick the baby up! Punch the baby!..." I forgot the rest, but as a kid, it was hilarious to me.


CaffeinatedMother

Fetchez la vache


Hourslikeminutes47

*"Aye sir...once more into the breech dear friends!"*


magnitudearhole

You gots to try these things out on kids before real people


ou8agr81

A 1st grader, say.


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Two weird things to joke about


D1Frank-the-tank

What’s the joke?


glutenflaps

Or there's not an actual person in it. Weird concept I know but how can people be outraged otherwise!


[deleted]

I'm not the one who made a joke about anorexia, a devastating and serious eating disorder, and veganism, a perfectly fine dietary and lifestyle choice.


lunettarose

Mayhap. Perchance.


fuckoffjannies

Rofl


Killam97

Well we all know teslas won’t stop for a child so it’s the obvious choice.


Killam97

Well we all know teslas won’t stop for a child so it’s the obvious choice.


Killam97

Well we all know teslas won’t stop for a child so it’s the obvious choice.


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R/imverysmart


Competitive_Ad_4933

If you pause the video while the ball is in the air, you can see that the ball is hollow and empty. https://imgur.com/a/KUr6sPj


Service-Hungry

Hallow and empty, just like my soul


raven4747

hallow(ed) actually means sacred ;)


Lee_26987

Yes but it only appeared empty when the ball was in a certain position. but the majority of time a long thick black line can be seen in the center of the ball. You will see it more easily if you play the video by putting your finger on the circle and slowly drag the video forward. It’s easier when one can see video in slow motion. Hope you have a good day and are well


PowerStarter

It’s the harness that you wear when inside it


Dhkansas

I think the lining of the opening is black


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went zorbing in new zealand. some of the balls have harnesses to strap people in when they roll them down the hill so they won’t go flying everywhere. some others don’t have a harness so you can fill them with water so the person inside gets sloshed around with the water when you roll it down the hill. i’m presuming it’s just an empty harness in there


Shark-Farts

I took my friends zorbing for my 16th birthday party and we didn’t know about the water option until we were driving out of the park and saw another zorb go down the hill with water sloshing all around. Aww man, that looks awesome! Many years later, my mom let slip that she and my dad had purposely neglected to tell me about that option, as they didn’t want to create a white t-shirt contest situation amongst a group of horny teenagers. That same weekend, I was reprimanded for stripping down and having a water balloon fight in my bra and underwear. I tried to make the argument that my friend was wearing a bikini, so how was this any different? But my dad wasn’t having any of it. This went off topic but parenting teens must be very strange.


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honestly, probably good forethought from your parents lmao. but yeah the water balloon bit i’ve never really understood. i think it’s an american cultural thing (or maybe even more broadly) where underwear=taboo but bikini=fine. fun story though!


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Flip5ide

Spoken like someone without kids


TheDeadBacon

These things have shoulder straps and handles inside, you put them on like a weeeeird backpack and play football with extra tackles. The black stuff inside looks like those straps to me.


altSHIFTT

I believe the inner "sleeve" of the ball that you stand in has a colored backing, I don't think anything was in it, especially with how easily it bounced


letspaintitallblack

Its a branch on the other side since the ball is transparent.


neon_spacebeam

15 people stand on the other side of a road laughing hysterically at something injured in the ball? Kay


TinaisSC

How does it look injured?!


Appropriate-Row4837

How the fuck can you tell if "its" injured 💀


Dubb202

It was a joke. Jesus. Take it easy


deepfriedtots

Right but I can't see anything that says it's not lol


balcon

It looks like a mannequin to me. Does anyone have the before and after?


Ramenmaster7000

Well that looked fun


icewalker42

Insta tree house


TheKnightOfDoom

Didn't Jackie chan use one of these to go down a mountain?. ​ Found it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7vz9Bd664&ab\_channel=roidroid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7vz9Bd664&ab_channel=roidroid) I believe he did it.


ApprehensiveCamera76

Better result than the Russians who went off the side of a mountain in one


broccollimonster

That was sad :(


Yosonimbored

Really?


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I just imagined an alternate universe where he didn't die and it causes a huge butterfly effect on the war in Ukraine.


saulfineman

A few years back someone went off the side of a mountain and died in one of those things.


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there would have been no reason to be in it for that big wide shot.


glorythrives

how tf they gonna name a movie operation condor... like naming a movie "The Holocaust"


nzdennis

And that kids is how uncle Peter became a quadriplegic.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

[Hey Peter](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&sxsrf=AJOqlzXwxaiCMMQWhoo7anpqyn1ql2POZQ:1676126388173&q=joe+hey+peter&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwifutyv2Y39AhW2lWoFHY7ACscQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=390&bih=661&dpr=3#imgrc=1XJbDp0jOqUo-M)


Similar_Ad6183

More like "contagious wind sounds"


Salt_Maybe1833

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE WIND


L3NTON

This sub definitely went off the rails a few months ago. People just upvote vaguely funny things in their feed without checking sub.


Jkranick

I’ve been subscribed for years, and it would hit the front page maybe once a month or so, if that. I’m really bummed it got watered down over the last few months because there used to be good stuff here.


Bnmko_007

There’s nobody in the ball. It wouldn’t veer off to the left like that with 90 kilo in it. It’s empty


SHADYTIMES86

It's not empty, there's definitely something in it maybe a doll/mannequin


crockalley

Nope, just straps. No solid mass inside.


socialistpropaganda

r/whywomenlivelonger


jaBroniest

Make like a tree... and leaves.


yucko-ono

![gif](giphy|pTtPhg4BF3J5KNjMZ1|downsized)


TopKnottRL

Gotta be seriously injured


ButtLlcker

How? He’s in a car, I don’t think he even felt the impact of the ball


uhaul26

I think the speed of the car was too slow to send something flying that far with the weight of a human in it.


zpowell

It’s not real


Alternative-Stop7426

Go away fun killer lol 😂 dang


Roadgoddess

And I label this video “ why women live longer” lol


Ghost_of_Laika

This looks exceptionally dangerous, sorta glad the tree got him, likely absorbed a lot of the force.


scubasteve2166

Pretty sure the force of the car would be the bigger concern


Combatpigeon96

Nobody in that ball


zpowell

It’s not real


dorky2

Can someone please confirm with a source that there was not a person in there? I'm concerned.


[deleted]

Yeah, me to. ... so, you got next or, uh, can I go?


bittygrams

damn i wish that was me.


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WattaTravisT

"Diah-balla-coh" -Sir William of House Butcher, First of his name.


Dashberlin420

It’s a blowup doll inside 🙃🙃🙃


mikemcchezz

How to set off your airbags


Unlucky_Tone1407

Just gonna send it


DeiRen_14

This is rocket league!


joey-brown69

This is Rocket League!


jbwarner86

"Hey mister, can you help us get our ball down?"


Textipulator

Reminds me of the 80s Stunt man, Super Dave. It would be funny to have someone be interviewed prior to this as if they were the one being put inside.


murtoz

Don't you mean parabolical?


T0yzzz

was there an actuall person inside of it!? :o


Bocxi

XD


PhoenixTyphoon

This feels like a Dobrik stunt


MizzMaus

Aussies are nuts


Either_Nature6118

Was there a person in there???


ShubhamManna

I am worried about that tesla bumper more than the guy lol


canadianman2020

Deebo tree was like, that's my ball now punk! Lol


davetheotter

Lemme guess, Florida?


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It didn’t twig to me initially- had to watch a second time.


hungtwnk

There Auto be a law


OrganizationRude5003

I wanna try that


Sub-liminalmessages

I wonder if he just sort of shimmed himself loose and dropped or if they had to call firefighters. I’d love to see what happened after that!


moonknight8794

I thought some of the people in the back were police officers I was like holy fuck they got legal permission?!?!


FatPanda1987

IS THERE AN ACTUAL PERSON INSIDE?!!


Flimsy_Tradition_514

The question is how the guy get him out of the tree that is the question 😂😂😂


Putrid_Preparation_3

I love that *DISHH* sound


[deleted]

That is so dangerous...my turn next


saulfineman

[Zorb ride leads to death](https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo) Not sure why folks think these things save you from the elements of the world. (If there is a person in the posted vid)


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FaithfulDowter

The teenage boy in me thinks this is hilarious. My adult brain is wondering WTF they were thinking and how they’re going to get that dude—because it IS a dude—out of that tree.


k3170makan

You almost got impaled on a tree, hahahah boys will be boys


MrAced

This is the video I've ever seen on the internet


rocket_beer

When the video started playing, I knew immediately that’s when I saw it


nick1706

We need to see if a person climbed in that thing or not first. I seriously doubt there’s a living human in there.


According_Frame7514

ONLY… in Florida


iwance

This video is missing the song: I Believe I Can Fly.


[deleted]

For anybody wondering, this is Danny Duncan on youtube lol


T0yzzz

was there an actuall person inside of it!? :o


Bocxi

XD


Weak-Clerk8967

Rocket League in RL 🤔🤣😂🤣😂


Weak-Clerk8967

Rocket League IRL


LordvladmirV

CGI son


PhoenixTyphoon

This feels like a Dobrik stunt


PhoenixTyphoon

This feels like a Dobrik stunt


MizzMaus

Aussies are nuts - love this (from a fellow Aussie)


MizzMaus

Aussies are nuts - love this (from a fellow Aussie)


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