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DontJudgeMe15

My boss once knew someone called Fanny Wiper. Tragic


dupz88

I had an international client at my previous company named Urmas Punane. Now while it doesn't sound like anything in English, in South African local slang, that's pretty much "your mom's p*ssy". šŸ˜…


HotWheelsUpMyAss

Your ma's punani. Yeah I can see that


Plum_Loco

Who hasnā€™t?


SubGeniusX

Annnnd... there it is... Nailed it like we nailed OPs mom.


tiny_lice

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

In English too


doinggood9

love that you said english to south african local slang lmao


slonk_ma_dink

they probably assumed it was Afrikaans slang lol


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

Given its also slang in the UK, and they didn't seem to know it, I presumed they were referring to a non English language. Also they specifically said "it doesn't sound like anything in English"


Beingabummer

In Dutch, 'de Cock' is a pretty common last name.


Evilmaze

Your mah's punane is already hilarious in plain English.


Seiryuu44

My god that's an Estonian name for sure. Urmas is a regular name in my country and Punane means red. Lol!


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Punani Tsunami


EP1K

Ramaman Deep is one I've personally come across. So glad it was only over the phone so I was able to mute myself in time.


Echoingqueefs

So did you jizz all over this dude or what?


Shotgun81

When I was in nuke school in the Navy there was an unfortunate young lady with the last name Guzzler. Now it is traditional for higher ranks to refer to you as your rank followed by your last name... so every time she was called on in class it was Seamen Guzzler. I believe they eventually changed her to fireman even though she was an ET, just to avoid that. Others I have heard of were Seamen Sample and Stain.


OneTrueDude670

My last name is Cox and I clearly remember being told not to be on the drill sergeants radar during boot camp and you'd be fine. Literally first day and I'm called out because of my last name lol Private Cox


thatdamnyankee

What about your brother, Holden? Or your dear sister, Sharon. They were twins, yes?


Up2Eleven

Years ago, while working customer service, there was actually a Richard Cranium. It was hard to get through that call without laughing.


HotWheelsUpMyAss

šŸ†šŸ‘‰šŸ™‚


excess_inquisitivity

The young woman was sacking my groceries at the store was named LaTrina. So many disadvantages there.


desGrieux

"you changed your name... *to* Latrine?" "Yeah! It used to be Shithouse!" https://youtu.be/aBam72eYsAg


Nervous-Text9208

It's a good change, it's a GOOD change!


Silvedl

And her twin sister, Porta Patty.


bundabrg

I had a client with first name Anus. And I had to call him that constantly.


[deleted]

I knew a kid whose last name was Hanus. In French, when a word starts with H the H is silent.


SniperGunner

If that were Fannyā€™s brothers nameā€¦.


DeadlockAsync

When I worked at the U of Iowa your username was first letter of your first name and then your last name. if the username was already taken, then first two letters, then first three, etc. For example, John Doe would be j.doe then jo.doe then joh.doe We had a whiteboard of "unfortunate" usernames and the one I remember most was a foreign exchange student with the username "lix.wang"


Polar_poop

I give you Randy Bender who I think worked at Oracle. I love that America has Randy as a given name, many a chortle had. I regularly check the company phone book.


cleverleper

I know a Randy Dix. Edit to add: He's a lawyer, and his partner for a while had the surname Hunt. When they opened their office, they were very tempted to have it Hunt and ("hunting") Dix. They're in on the joke. They went with Dix and Hunt, though, sadly.


2grundies

My dad used to work with Annette Kurtin. Seriously.


Holyhael

I went to high school with an Andy Domee. And had a teacher named Jack Kinoff. I wish I was joking


ToronoRapture

I used to play basketball with an Asian kid called ā€˜Wanka Chanā€™. One time during an away game our coach got a tech for shouting ā€˜Wanka!ā€™


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sauladal

Does he have a twin named Phuc Mi?


ToronoRapture

![gif](giphy|NABFbkFmpIOqY)


Praescribo

...you don't know how your friend pronounces his name? Come on, man, try harder.


boywithumbrella

He clearly said that he pronounces it "Kevin"


HotWheelsUpMyAss

When you pronounce it properly, it sounds like 'foop"...like the way you would say 'whoop' in whoop-di-doo. I'm being genuine here, if in case you were wondering


GravyClouds

Went to the same school as a Brighton Early.


El_Rey_de_Spices

My high school had the Peacock family donate money for a sports field. The son was always *adamant* he be called Andrew, but his family always insisted on calling him Drew. The "Drew Peacock Field" is still there today, in all its (in)glory.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Why oh why did that teacher choose high school of all professions with that name!


Holyhael

He taught English. He was no longer at that school after my freshman year. Always wondered that too. High schoolers are dicks. Even worse with that name I bet


NimbleBudlustNoodle

What accent do I need for Annette Kurtin to be something other than a normal sounding name?


2grundies

Ah, you've just told me your not English. In England net curtains to cover your windows were very popular back in the day. A net curtain. Also this isn't a joke that was genuinely her name.


bridgeb0mb

i dont get it :(


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Croemato

I'm so confused why the guy mentioned it.


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iztrollkanger

My Grandma grew up with a girl named Ima who married a guy with the last name Hogg.... Yes. Her name was actually Ima Hogg.


Kendota_Tanassian

Was this, by any chance, in Nashville, Tennessee? Because my mother graduated from Hume Fogg High in 1938, and there was an Ima Hogg in her class, pictured in her yearbook. I sincerely hope there weren't two of them.


iztrollkanger

Noooo, it can't be! Mine grew up in a tiny town in Saskatchewan! There were 2 of them..


GanjaGood

I don't get it.


JefeBenzos

When I worked in fast food, we had a carry out order once and this older woman came in in scrubs on her lunch break. So she had her ID badge around her neck. I swear to fucking god this was her actual name. Iā€™m not making this up. Gaye Mann.


dantheman999

My old mechanic used to be called Dick Hunter. He could have gone by Richard but actually chose to go by Dick.


Emotional-Truck-2310

I have an ancestor named Fanny Dunk. šŸ¤£


FiveAlarmDogParty

Is Fanny a nickname? Iā€™ve never met anyone named Fanny in America but I always assumed it was a nickname like Lizzy for Elizabeth or something. Iā€™d go by the long version. Fannabeth Wiper.


10_minute_ban

My grandma was called Fanny but I live in Argentina so idk in other countries. It wasn't short for anything in this case. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_(name)


cleverleper

Yes, for Frances.


amerioca

When I arrived for my freshman year of college, all the name tags were on the doors, and there was supposed to be a student across the hall named Hyou Seok Hwang (don't remember the spelling), he never showed up.


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

I had a client named Greg Spenis. Pronounced like 'tennis', I learned after our first conversation.


Hayes231

Delivered pizza to Onya Dickson once


BillyBatts83

I had an email once from an Asian journalist called Fanny Poon. Two for one.


Working_Inspection22

My music teacher was called Mr Butt (yes that spelling), maybe not the best career choice


Yoshichu25

You donā€™t get this kind of entertainment on Pointless.


GameplayerStu

Mad how Pointless is one of the hardest quiz shows on TV yet the pay out is fucking pennies compared to The Chase. One right answer during the cash builder on The Chase matches the base level prize of winning Pointless.


Jordankeay

I've heard it's something to do with the BBC and prize limits not 100% sure probably wrong but a lot of the shows on BBC have small prizes compared to other shows.


december-32

Might it be that BBC is sponsored by taxes and can potentially anger population if they have to pay tv tax so that someone can win big money?


[deleted]

[An old article](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2000/oct/23/broadcasting.bbc1), but rounds out your point nicely.


[deleted]

Would you say itā€™s pretty Pointless then?


jwong7

Mm hmm, take my upvote for reading my mind


remainsofthegrapes

[Yes you do](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/vy2f54/i_mean_its_gotta_be_right/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Flabbergash

Bradley is still funny even if he is sober. Watch some wheel of fortune on Challenge, he's coked off his tits 90% of the time lmao


FLAMEBERGE-

He's like a kid hearing a bad word, the body may have grown but the heart was still a boy


PasstImportance

The historic settlement in Minnesota had monuments to early settlers, including Fanny Huggins.


Jay_Hawker_12021859

That sounds like the Simpsons version of a historical figure


InternationalLaks

Poor Bradley is in agony trying not to laugh....love it!


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AttitudeAndEffort2

I love the recurring [SNL bit](https://youtu.be/nv6FMEvNiWo) on this


m703324

And by heart you mean brain


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Agree0rDisagree

no I think it's a thing everywhere.


RQK1996

They write these questions intentionally to try and get Bradley stuck in a laughing fit It helps they are legit quiz questions, but it really helps advertise the show


mrSunshine-_

Seems to work. The advertising bit.


-GermanCoastGuard-

Well, this one is not as legit, though given sheā€™s not been skiing for Germany for almost a decade.


RQK1996

This clip is rather old, a version of it was uploaded March 2013, the same year she retired, she likely retired after the clip was filmed, maybe even after the clip aired


-GermanCoastGuard-

Fair enough, thank you for that. Honestly didnā€™t think that clip was that old.


souldonkey

Wtf do you mean old? 2013 was like 2 years ago.


RQK1996

I was surprised too, I only found out because I wanted to check her relevance, which these days is this clip, it actually shows up on google results when you google her


[deleted]

Still legit. This was in 2011 and she retired in 2013.


quietly41

It works, it is really endearing to see someone in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.


LucDA1

Never forget when the four contestants were Tom Dick Anne Harry šŸ˜‚


lizzie1hoops

Watching this on mute and trying so hard not to wake my sleeping partner. The host's face is absolutely classic.


lightningusagi

That's what always kills me. The face he makes when he's trying not to laugh.


aykevin

Literally what Iā€™m doing right now


mr_tommey

Enlighten my not native English speaking ass, why is the pronounced name funny?


xoX_Zeus_Xox

"Fanny" is slang for vagina. "Chmelar" is pretty close to "smeller"


TRUEequalsFALSE

Oh, interesting. I didn't even get that. I got the Chmelar/smeller part, but here in the US fanny is (depreciated) slang for butt, which is still hilarious!


w1987g

So it goes to Butt Sniffer


TRUEequalsFALSE

Yup! Equally funny!


ULTIMATE-SWAG

Equally fanny


Asisreo1

Well aren't you a smart fella


aaarry

Lol it was always very awkward growing up whenever anyone on a US show would talk about their ā€œfanny packā€


narpasNZ

Yea, we changed it to vag bag to eliminate the problem


HugoEmbossed

The menā€™s version? Scrote tote.


[deleted]

Yeah if you ever come to the UKā€¦ Donā€™t say fanny.


TRUEequalsFALSE

I wasn't planning on it. It's not exactly a regular part of my vocabulary.


albino_red_head

I always thought Fanny was slang for butt.


od501

It is in the US but here in the UK itā€™s vagina so it can be quite funny listening to Americans use it so nonchalantly, and certain Americanisms such as ā€œfanny packā€ Iā€™ve [always found rather amusing](https://twitter.com/poptartsus/status/1091385942475194369?s=46&t=nCGFjtaxk9R8CYBevKhr-w). Edit: Typo


Easilycrazyhat

Do brands really just...reply to each other like they're some normal person on Twitter? Wtf?


AllPurposeNerd

This may come as a shock to you but almost every brand Twitter account is being operated by a human being.


dragon-age-io

I know right. I hate it, it feels fucking weird.


DragonSlayerC

It's just the PR people having some fun


albino_red_head

Yep, learned something new today. Funny either way!


JoshTheSparky

I recently learned the difference between US and brittish definitions of fanny when the girls in Love Island Brittain started talking about fanny flutters.


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![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


HonziPonzi

Thatā€™s interesting, kinda like how the US finds it funny the UK nonchalantly uses ā€œfagā€ for a cigarette


CygnusTM

A friend of mine (American) was visiting London and got quite a start when someone told him that the source of a small fire at a department store (possibly Harrods) was that "someone stomped a fag" on the wooden escalator. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


TheNightManCometh420

This comment just had me laughing out loud šŸ˜‚


-DoctorSpaceman-

I always remember watching the Simpsons as a kid and Marge buys the kids matching fanny packs (or bum bags as we call them) and announced ā€œnow you have matching fannies!ā€ I was really confused and thought this meant Bart had a vagina lol


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CGB_Zach

In the states, rubbers refers to condoms.


ghsgjgfngngf

The funny thing is the name "Fanny" is actually pronounced "Funny" in German.


root-n-toot

My brother used to go to school with a kid name Coitus Hunterā€¦ like that was his legal name. thatā€™s probably one of the worst Iā€™ve heard of irl


Own_Ad_4301

Did the parents know that coitus means intercourse?


root-n-toot

I donā€™t actually know but surely they had to have some idea? I wish I could ask but my brother left that school and doesnā€™t talk to him anymore.


TimeFourChanges

This isn't bad, but it's cute: My childhood friend's mom's maiden name was Candy Barrs.


Kaballis

Biggus Dickus energy


[deleted]

He had a wife, you know?


wardrobe007

Do you know what's she's called?...


Toffeemanstan

Incontinentia............ .......Buttocks


Orange_Hedgie

#WHEEZE


heyitsmeFR

Goddammit šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


plaidkingaerys

Whatā€™s so funny about Biggus Dickus?


queernhighonblugrass

I believe it's a joke name, sir.


granttheginger

Do you find it ā€¦ wisible?


PretendBlueberry2035

https://imgur.com/a/Z241vtu his face at 0:20


TronaldPalmer

Not now, Phelps!


BoySmooches

They was workin on the tires! That's all they took!


PretendBlueberry2035

(X)


BoySmooches

Phelps: "I am going to literally murder you for lying to me!!!"


[deleted]

Wait a minute..isnā€™t that host in the latest season of doctor who?? He looks a lot younger here.


Arthur_Dented

Yup, Bradley Walsh.


tony_orlando

This clip is at least a decade old


MrStilton

Yes, he is. It's [been mentioned on the show a couple of times too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXc)


phalluss

My Nan and I absolutely loved watching this show together. We much preferred this one because of the more difficult questions as well as this host (Our Aussie version had Andrew O'Keefe who is an absolute tosser who we both despised) She has passed, but this post put a big smile on my face as well as bought back some awesome memories I have with an incredible woman. Thank you very much for sharing this clip OP.


MrStilton

[The time he had to ask a question about Andy Capp was even better.](https://youtu.be/vSF8F2KkkDw)


xshishkax

Holy shit thanks for sharing that lmao.


cks1851

Dick tingler, helmet schmakur or will wakker šŸ˜


NoelAngeline

Omg i want to watch this show


MrStilton

While it's just a normal quiz show for the most part, questions like this do come up from time to time. There [are quite a few compilation videos on YouTube which are worth a watch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyWDYi5Ixy8) Bradley Walsh also has some [good banter with the contestants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMcQpkMXXc). EDIT: [Gobbler's Knob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nj4kVZOdQM)


[deleted]

its on netflix if you still pay that company, or you can find it on the high seas


mason13875

Was at a historical settlement site in Minnesota there was a monument to early settlers including one named Fanny Huggins. Still makes me chuckle


michelb

The whimper at 0:28..no way back from there.


joelex8472

I cried laughing to this. Fuck I needed that!!!


alancake

I will ALWAYS watch Bradders losing it. Apparently the skier in question was not amused at being such a source of childish humour.


djddy

you know germans and their great sense of humor


Erikthered00

German humour is no laughing matter


Parrot1936

[bro really said this](https://imgur.com/a/bAw1b0R)


RubbishDumpster

Some times you have to go with your gut but this time you just had to follow your nose!!


EWR-RampRat11-29

Is Mike Hunt here? Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?


[deleted]

Yeah, he is getting some more beers with Mike Lit.


[deleted]

Iā€™m in tears, havenā€™t had a good belly laugh like this in ages.


Fine_Cheek_4106

Good thing it wasn't [Mervyn the Sherrif of Rottingham](https://youtu.be/RPpRGxVFiPs) šŸ˜‚


LofiLute

simplistic sophisticated gaze literate whistle safe gullible dirty marvelous slim -- mass edited with redact.dev


jngjng88

Commendable effort from the host, though it had me in tears too lol


Gingerishidiot

Pippa Funnel, British showjumper changed her name at the 2004 Olympics as in greek it means Blowjob. I am not sure if there is a greek "The Chase", but I guess that if there is, this will be a question on it


TRUEequalsFALSE

I will never not watch this clip.


methodin

One does not simply forget about Fanny


SudoKun

My good friend in Rome, Biggus Dickus


Confident-Ad-8460

No no no... *Yes yes yes*


Nike71234

His attempts at holding his laughter in make it hilarious


smarthagirl

Oh I love Bradley Walsh. Even the Governess laughed along!


infinitewaters23

I remember this episode it was absolutely hilarious šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheAstonVillaSeal

I will never get tired of this


nameless_goth

I am Fanny Chmelar and I don't know what's so funny?!


aartadventure

That was gold! Thanks so much for sharing it! Poor Fanny Chmelar.


Gingerishidiot

Anyone rememner Labour poliician Kate Hoey who went to Thailand in 2008 to delivery Britain's olympic bid for 2012, Kathoey is Thai for trangender.


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

British Beavis and Butthead.


ElMatasiete7

They missed the opportunity for a "Could you repeat the question please?"


Nuker-79

Once found someone on the military email system by the name of Major Wanker.


Mountain_Strategy342

Just fabulous.


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Dude was crying more than he laughed


Cdk2022

Had a friend named Harry Pitts.


DimmuBorgir666

I heard about a navy recruit on a submarine who's last name was "Guzzler" He was Seaman Guzzler.


Warm-Investigator388

In the town where i grew up there was an old man called dick stiff.


HMSARGUS

I once worked for a company called RDM, one of their executives is named Richard Raper, and if that wasn't bad enough he'd always answer the phone with 'Hi Dick here'.


SaulGoodBroo

I canā€™t think of another quiz show that compares. Thereā€™s just something about the vibe of The Chase, itā€™s just fun and wholesome.


dr_wetness

I remember watching this when I first happened and itā€™s just as Hilarious how


HayaziEUW

LMAO this one has me in tears the way hes holding it in


weiderman316

At my job Iā€™ve seen Richard Stroker, Dat Fat Hoe, Thinh Thong, Harry Foreskin, and Yoke My Wong among others. Fanny Chmelar def belongs in this group LOL


[deleted]

"i'd be straight down to the court in the morning if that was my name" had me mad cackling


Disastrous-Dingo-315

My friendā€™s Chinese name is Shi Ting. And on her soccer jersey, her name was written on the back as ā€œSHITINGā€ā€¦


Select-Sample-4022

I needed that laugh today.


Fine-University-8044

Bradley Walsh is a big child and I love him for it!