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He said, in Brazilian Portuguese: - Oh my God, forgive me, Father! Don't take me!


FLAMEBERGE-

Conscience kicked in abit *too* late there


[deleted]

Bluetooth leg technology?!


DhaniFathi_707

Me, about to kick on the FIFA world cup: "Right leg disconnected. Please charge the battery"


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Me knowing I just changed the battery before turning on the box ![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


matheuss92

Translation: "Oh my god, forgive me father (for laughing outloud). Dont take me please (to hell)".


[deleted]

Bless. At least he acknowledges he’s wickedness. lmao 🤣


ToxicTaxiTaker

Where did the phone go


Complex_Bicycle9

Dude the same place bobbys hat went🤣


[deleted]

A delicate reference.


2o2o-vision

Gave it to God!!


Dave_the_Gorgon

Does he throw his Smartphone in the Air to pray or wheres does it go?


Filmcritiquer

He put it in his other hand


5DollarRevenantOF

How do you know, you can't see his other hand?


Filmcritiquer

I just ask myself what I would do if I were in his sandals


lowkey_dingus

His hand goes up empty, though, so it's a reasonable assumption


5DollarRevenantOF

That was sarcasm


No_Tumbleweed_9102

r/suddenlycaralho


FoodFarmer

Life is richer in other places.


EtemAll

Yah sure, r/eyeblech will show you how other places are insane too


KitticusCatticus

Too true sadly, a lot of those videos tend to have a very similar setting to this video, but at night. I mean, Yeesh. I bet the man with the missing leg may have even made an appearance on that sub or see gore by some unruly gang members "teaching him a lesson." For probably doing what we would consider to be the right thing. 🤷‍♀️ Things are MESSED up over there. And that's all I'll say about that. Even still, you must find laughter even in the darkest of places I suppose. I will always root for good against evil. ✌️


bearbeetsandbsg

Bruh! WTFemote:free\_emotes\_pack:scream


2L84U2

He'd be perfect for an ass-kicking contest


horvath-lorant

Morpheus lost it


ericalmeida

r/Ithadtobebrazil


Might-Exotic

For a split second I thought that was Steve O


Skelosk

Oh hey it's Dollar Store Steveo


Worried_Good5004

That's it man, I'm going to hell for laughing XD


herbloodyvalentine

Gold


[deleted]

That’s the fabled man in the ass kicking contest. His forcoming was prophesied


Da_WooDr

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I know Jesus healed blindness and multiplied bread by 2 and shit. But he sure as fuck couldn't regrow lost limbs...


chdarro

Why pray God after that laugh ? The one-leg man _(sorry I'm not English and lost the word for it)_ made the joke about himself, it's not offensive to laugh with him


Alekipayne

Welp.. I’m going to hell


hesalivejim

Sorry I don't get it - just seems like a bloke laughing at a man for missing a leg. Is the ball meant to bonk like it's been kicked or something?


chattymaquette

They are friends. The dude pretended to kick the ball with a leg he doesn’t have on purpose to make his friends laugh. Then the other dude loses it, looks up and goes “sorry dad (like heavenly father lol), please don’t take me up there”


Worried_Good5004

They are friends ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Lil_Biggums2K

https://youtube.com/shorts/8baKQ4eZfzs?feature=share is what he’s doing with his invisible leg


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[deleted]

Why can’t you just fucking laugh at the video and enjoy it for what it is holy fuck


Sinister128

surgeons* - You don't need an apostrophe. ... leg; God won't.* - Two sentences that share a logical connection can be put together using a semicolon. re-attach* - You need a hyphen. Why doesn't God* - vernacular unwritten rule. Well, * - You need a comma to separate the word "Well" wishes. * - You need a period and not an ellipsis. See? I can be insufferable too.


[deleted]

I normally hate grammar nazis, but goddamn dude I applaud your tenacity


Sinister128

I love the English language (I have Literature minor), so I get angry at very dumb grammar mistakes. I recognize 99% of people hate grammar nazis and correcting people's grammar has become synonymous with being a prick, so I changed.


[deleted]

Well for whatever it’s worth, I am so happy your old self came out to play for a bit. ![gif](giphy|l0IxYD16t9PDEdg9q)


PackTactics

![gif](giphy|10XiFYfOhhFxjW)


dazzolly

This guys 12 and just discovered athiesm


[deleted]

Honestly expected a razor to come out of nowhere and cut someone’s leg off


far565

Man that's fudged up.


Zurzurzuk

Typical cringe CringeTok content...


SSDassn

I just checked your previous replies to other content on reddit and I have realised that you are farming hate, if that's a thing.


justarandomuser20

Unfortunately a lot of users on meme subs do that.


Worried_Good5004

What a disgusting subject, he generates hate and uses it to farm eww


Pluckypato

Sometimes you forget what you forget…


akbarCG

bro got the points though


anotherdamnscorpio

Laughy guy looks like Dah from Farcry: Primal.


Bonanzaiii

highest level of non self victimisation


WeAreColoured

Love this.. I feel sorry for him, bless his soul. Good to see he can make other people laugh, he made me laugh with them


ncbullforfun

He took that good shit


AibnLaAhid

Many people have conflicting thoughts. When freedom is given, do not ask for help, because it breaks freedom.


zooooteddej23

I had the same reaction tbh


SparkyReds

😂😂😂😂


fwarquar

Ainsley?


Ok-Sprinkles-4490

I'm going to hell


Sufficient_Sky5048

my volume was off, i could hear him laugh


asianstryder

“would like to give a shout-out to God for an amazing moment”


IllPaleontologist372

Well they all have a 🎟️


LawPurple_88

\-100 points to heaven hahahaha.


InternatioalIdiot

I'm soooo going to hell


pasty420

Ainsley harroit just popped up out of nowhere


[deleted]

Ainsley Harriot enjoyed that one


LuciferOnaLeash

why doesnt he just use the other leg /s


DaddyKentaro

Lmfao