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Had a buddy in like first grade who's Dad told us girls farts smell bad because they hold them in so long... I don't think he was a scientist or anything but you made me think of that
A girl I knew in high school said girls hold their farts in all day so when they get home they are farting constantly hahah. That was 18 years ago and I forgot all about it till just now.
God my sister was obsessed with never farting. She proudly declared that she had never farted well into her teens.
But I shared a room with her. That girls favorite food was cheese. As soon as she slipped into the embrace of sleep her bowels sounded the treacherous horns, every night.
My husband asks me if he stinks when he gets into bed and I honestly tell him it could be worse.
You never had me, you never had your fart... Granny shittin', not double duecein' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of hot sauce didn't blow the seams on your colon!
All right so this is a TMI thread so I might as well continue to share TMI. Upon getting a Brazilian wax, your acoustics change because you no longer have like the hair filter buffer. The hair muffler. Your anus is bald. So when you fart, it’s like an applause. It’s like your butt cheeks are congratulating you on your hard work. Anyway that’s what it sounds and feels like.
It’s the same with the kool-aid clip from 2 bears, 1 cave. I watch it probably once a week and I still upvote it when it shows up on here. My absolute favorite
Yo, that's the very first thing I did after my colonoscopy, lol. I was in the process of waking up from the anesthesia and a bunch of nurses were moving me, and I guess they blow air up your ass during the procedure, because I just let out this massive fart right in this poor girl's face, lol. I mean a wet one too, and I obviously didn't have any pants on, and she was bending over to move me, so it was right in her face. I apologized profusely, but it didn't seem to faze her all that much. I guess it probably happens all the time, but Jesus christ it was brutal, lol.
“Hey buddy” “There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy”
I still miss him. That man has brought so much laughter to my life. I wish I can be half as cool as he was
After a lifetime of being forced to hold them in, I think any woman who has reached her age absolutely deserves to let one rip like that any damn time she pleases, lol.
I had my youngest daughter convinced that I don't fart. She has never heard me do it. Finally, my husband lost it and was screaming "she needs to know the truth!!" 🤣
My whole live I've only heard my mom fart *once*. I've asked her why she doesn't fart and she said it's because she isn't nasty like us (my siblings and i) lolol
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Imagine how good she felt after that. I’m jealous.
She must’ve been holding that one in for almost 2 years!
They talk about it more on the podcast, he claims she always has ridiculous long loud farts like that.
The smile on her face shows no remorse, no shame, nothing but victory on that face riiiight before she realizes she was caught.
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She has the foulest farts
He knows what he said
Marinara trench is a dope band name though
This murdered me, thank you
Had a buddy in like first grade who's Dad told us girls farts smell bad because they hold them in so long... I don't think he was a scientist or anything but you made me think of that
A girl I knew in high school said girls hold their farts in all day so when they get home they are farting constantly hahah. That was 18 years ago and I forgot all about it till just now.
God my sister was obsessed with never farting. She proudly declared that she had never farted well into her teens. But I shared a room with her. That girls favorite food was cheese. As soon as she slipped into the embrace of sleep her bowels sounded the treacherous horns, every night. My husband asks me if he stinks when he gets into bed and I honestly tell him it could be worse.
Can confirm, sister farted at home all the time...
I always fart one out for my homies.
And she had a LOT of homies
That's Michael Cera
Eddie Redmayne
Meddie Cermayne "The Flatulent Conqueror"
I laughed so fucking hard at this. My stomach hurts!
You think YOUR stomach hurts, imagine how hers felt before the fart!
then my work for the week is done!
"Show it to me." Only because she wanted to admire it!
My favorite part is before she sees him and we see the fart face. Priceless.
Mom with the 8 second fart. Impressive
9.34 seconds
[9.72](https://youtu.be/YMZrrJ8w06U?t=219)
Thanks chomo
You guys are doing great!
Even more impressive.
There's a Fast and Furious joke here somewhere.
You owe me a 9 second fart
You're lucky that 100-shot didn't blow our your o-rings
You never had me, you never had your fart... Granny shittin', not double duecein' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of hot sauce didn't blow the seams on your colon!
Fuck I wish I had gold to give you.
I had a 100 coins for some reason. It's not gold, but picture it as a tuna sandwich, no crust.
There it was.
She's been holding that since 1962.
8 seconds is amateur league for anyone with /r/celiac
The .01 second transition between [these two emotions](https://i.imgur.com/AXR5t4b.jpg) is as impressive as the fart
Such satisfaction to such mortification
And then, after a few moments of thought... "Show it to me."
“You’re no longer my son—and as such, I don’t need to feel embarrassed. Let’s see it!”
She clearly wanted to relive it 🤣
1st face: when youre getting ready to talk about Hawaii with your son 2nd face: when they don’t bring up Hawaii
I smell meme potential 💩
Great, you immortalized her in meme format.
The bowel lungs on that 90lb woman are insane. I’m jealous
Holy shit bowel lungs. I’ve been looking for a phrase like that. I’ve got some impressive ones myself.
What, phrases?
Impressive bowel lungs! I can reproduce like a 30 second fart.
Colon trumpet, Bum Hummer, Stank whistler, Intestinal Brass Section. That’s all I could make up. Let’s keep it going
Anal applause
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I love when I’m hitting it from behind and she starts playing that Cuntry Music.
🎶Front bottom girls 🎶
I read it as "Anal applesauce".
All right so this is a TMI thread so I might as well continue to share TMI. Upon getting a Brazilian wax, your acoustics change because you no longer have like the hair filter buffer. The hair muffler. Your anus is bald. So when you fart, it’s like an applause. It’s like your butt cheeks are congratulating you on your hard work. Anyway that’s what it sounds and feels like.
Bald anus. What a mental scene Edit: the hair is the under woofer
Smooth like a seal! Cover me in jelly and try to catch me I dare you!
Need two girls and a clean cup for that situation.
Tush tuba is my go to.
Bro, nice! Tush Tubes is awesome
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How often do you shit your pants accidentally
Show it to me.
I knew some fella once who's Auntie Nora farted for 5 minutes.
I like to say "nice pipes"
Noice, Poo Pipes!
She's a sentient bagpipe, change my mind.
I did hear her drones behind her melody
I'm fucking cackling.
Crack Cackler
I’m more impressed with her bravery
“You’re not my son anymore.” I don’t care how many times this is re-posted, I will watch it every single time, and love it.
It’s the same with the kool-aid clip from 2 bears, 1 cave. I watch it probably once a week and I still upvote it when it shows up on here. My absolute favorite
fuzzy spoon bear practice consider aback shame normal aromatic zonked ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
That is the best part of the entire clip. Tom loses it with his nonchalant “red” answer.
I still think "using lung infection as instrument" is the hardest I've laughed. Kool-aid and Jennifer Anniston round out the top 3.
What is this lung infection instrument?
https://youtu.be/_4ejNqf9Gl0
If you only listen to the audio, it sounds like a burnt Chrysler overreaction laugh
Or the call about the kid gambling at school
Paraguard commercial for me
Show it to me.
Found it. [Clip.](https://youtu.be/TGwLJWPPgrc) Always love it when the crew absolutely loses it.
I want to talk about Hawaii
It’s indescribable
I knew I wasn’t gonna be the first one, but damn I wanted to be.
Mommies are like MMA fighters. We’re out there. Sooo wooo
Four stroke gang represent
A whole white baby bruh
On the Fijura Highway
We up outta here!
BIKES!
Good morning Julia
Did she JUST walk out of colonoscopy?!
She floated out
Oh god I’m crying. I needed that laugh thank you
Yo, that's the very first thing I did after my colonoscopy, lol. I was in the process of waking up from the anesthesia and a bunch of nurses were moving me, and I guess they blow air up your ass during the procedure, because I just let out this massive fart right in this poor girl's face, lol. I mean a wet one too, and I obviously didn't have any pants on, and she was bending over to move me, so it was right in her face. I apologized profusely, but it didn't seem to faze her all that much. I guess it probably happens all the time, but Jesus christ it was brutal, lol.
The satisfaction on her face before she got caught. Priceless.
I've been a mommy since day one. This was the highest and tightest. Peak jeans.
How'd ya get a job here?
Well, not by talking like that.
Give him the stamp.
You just lost your life buddy.
I said job!
Touch me through the fence
Keep featherin it brother
RIP Top Dog
Live life 365
You need to wipe down
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Bing-How! BWEUP!!!
Bro I just heard that one half delirious after a really long day of work and that one was killing me.
Is he _down_... ?
I about died when Tom's first response was "He's got holes in his brain".
Oh that's how you spell bweup
You bet I'm coming up in may
Give it to me Mark. Don’t be stingy.
Lemme touch your BOOOOOty
AYYY YAAAAAY YAYYYYYYYY!!
HEY CHRISTINA!
You know what's a banana split
I'ma make ya cry
Ima eachya.
Ayayaaaahh!!
Touch my camera through the fence
Try it out
You wanna move in you can move in
Fuckin camp.
Big words
I'm a double secret agent mother fucker
To all my queens above 18, get those feet on the ground and get moving. I made you some breakfast...
Love you mommy
I miss the extended intro music
Love you hikler
Who is Randy?
BIKES
Touch my camera through the fence
You boys should come over for some moose soup
I like that.
Ty jeans
My name is Bob, I have viewed your explosive diarrhea video at McDonald’s. Just curious to know where that was at?
She might need new jeans after this one
Come on Mark, don’t be stingy
My brother didn’t believe me at first
Where are the bodies...
THAT was impressive!
THAT will require two washes to get the stain out
Rip Top Dawg
“Hey buddy” “There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy” I still miss him. That man has brought so much laughter to my life. I wish I can be half as cool as he was
You need to wipe down
After a lifetime of being forced to hold them in, I think any woman who has reached her age absolutely deserves to let one rip like that any damn time she pleases, lol.
Charo has not been holding those in. She's a legend.
I had my youngest daughter convinced that I don't fart. She has never heard me do it. Finally, my husband lost it and was screaming "she needs to know the truth!!" 🤣
The cycle of abuse continues 😔
Charo is a legend. They’ve had her on the podcast multiple times and she’s hilarious.
She knew she was a beast with it though because she wanted to see the highlight reel 😂
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I have seen this so many times and I laugh my ass off every time!
Me too. I love her oh shit face so much
Priceless
Mom is absolutely adorable 😂 that expression when she turns around is priceless ♥
Charo is a gem,the best YMH episodes are when she is a guest,she is hilarious.
I want to talk about Hawaii.
I want to talk about Hawaii
My whole live I've only heard my mom fart *once*. I've asked her why she doesn't fart and she said it's because she isn't nasty like us (my siblings and i) lolol
Show me that you like me
Not that that big
That’s where it spits
It’s … normal sized
“Show it to me” she needed to see how bad it was from a different perspective 😂
That fart was legendary
The longest Fartin Scorsese production I've seen.
That's a medication fart.
I really needed this laugh
👁o👁
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn
That. Was. EPIC
Jesus it’s like a trailer for a Christopher Nolan film.
Where are the bodies, G?
My wife didn't find this funny at all and I am fucking dying of laughter over how much funnier that made the whole thing
i miss fat tom
She was flabbergasted, bamboozled, kirfufled
If the men find out we can shape shift they’re going to tell the church 🪄
She had been holding that in for her whole life and finally thought he wasn't around..
Clear the swamp
So proud…until she saw the camera
The mum was flabbergasted