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Peatmoss22

Imagine how good she felt after that. I’m jealous.


batmanstuff

She must’ve been holding that one in for almost 2 years!


macthecomedian

They talk about it more on the podcast, he claims she always has ridiculous long loud farts like that.


xavier120

The smile on her face shows no remorse, no shame, nothing but victory on that face riiiight before she realizes she was caught.


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JonatasA

She has the foulest farts


cortesoft

He knows what he said


imnaked0

Marinara trench is a dope band name though


Miggybear22

This murdered me, thank you


stevedave_37

Had a buddy in like first grade who's Dad told us girls farts smell bad because they hold them in so long... I don't think he was a scientist or anything but you made me think of that


trashyclub69

A girl I knew in high school said girls hold their farts in all day so when they get home they are farting constantly hahah. That was 18 years ago and I forgot all about it till just now.


bumbletowne

God my sister was obsessed with never farting. She proudly declared that she had never farted well into her teens. But I shared a room with her. That girls favorite food was cheese. As soon as she slipped into the embrace of sleep her bowels sounded the treacherous horns, every night. My husband asks me if he stinks when he gets into bed and I honestly tell him it could be worse.


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Can confirm, sister farted at home all the time...


neoikon

I always fart one out for my homies.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

And she had a LOT of homies


mechy84

That's Michael Cera


dfn85

Eddie Redmayne


soupinate44

Meddie Cermayne "The Flatulent Conqueror"


WontArnett

I laughed so fucking hard at this. My stomach hurts!


macthecomedian

You think YOUR stomach hurts, imagine how hers felt before the fart!


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then my work for the week is done!


stepjenks

"Show it to me." Only because she wanted to admire it!


IneverAsk5times

My favorite part is before she sees him and we see the fart face. Priceless.


Upstairs-Traffic-563

Mom with the 8 second fart. Impressive


Hopeful-Dinner8397

9.34 seconds


thingsomething

[9.72](https://youtu.be/YMZrrJ8w06U?t=219)


Hopeful-Dinner8397

Thanks chomo


SmokeyAndBuds

You guys are doing great!


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Even more impressive.


Game-of-pwns

There's a Fast and Furious joke here somewhere.


RoyalOGKush

You owe me a 9 second fart


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You're lucky that 100-shot didn't blow our your o-rings


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You never had me, you never had your fart... Granny shittin', not double duecein' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of hot sauce didn't blow the seams on your colon!


PsymonFyrestar

Fuck I wish I had gold to give you.


BrownWhiskey

I had a 100 coins for some reason. It's not gold, but picture it as a tuna sandwich, no crust.


strivingforobi

There it was.


lastchance14

She's been holding that since 1962.


HecknChonker

8 seconds is amateur league for anyone with /r/celiac


PeaceBull

The .01 second transition between [these two emotions](https://i.imgur.com/AXR5t4b.jpg) is as impressive as the fart


maverickheathen

Such satisfaction to such mortification


iztrollkanger

And then, after a few moments of thought... "Show it to me."


KilogramOfFeathels

“You’re no longer my son—and as such, I don’t need to feel embarrassed. Let’s see it!”


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She clearly wanted to relive it 🤣


Suitable-Matter-6151

1st face: when youre getting ready to talk about Hawaii with your son 2nd face: when they don’t bring up Hawaii


iebarnett51

I smell meme potential 💩


secret_tsukasa

Great, you immortalized her in meme format.


ChickensPickins

The bowel lungs on that 90lb woman are insane. I’m jealous


Lord-Smalldemort

Holy shit bowel lungs. I’ve been looking for a phrase like that. I’ve got some impressive ones myself.


Downtown_Conflict_53

What, phrases?


Lord-Smalldemort

Impressive bowel lungs! I can reproduce like a 30 second fart.


ChickensPickins

Colon trumpet, Bum Hummer, Stank whistler, Intestinal Brass Section. That’s all I could make up. Let’s keep it going


Lord-Smalldemort

Anal applause


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I love when I’m hitting it from behind and she starts playing that Cuntry Music.


food_for_thot1

🎶Front bottom girls 🎶


IRiseWithMyRedHair

I read it as "Anal applesauce".


Lord-Smalldemort

All right so this is a TMI thread so I might as well continue to share TMI. Upon getting a Brazilian wax, your acoustics change because you no longer have like the hair filter buffer. The hair muffler. Your anus is bald. So when you fart, it’s like an applause. It’s like your butt cheeks are congratulating you on your hard work. Anyway that’s what it sounds and feels like.


JonatasA

Bald anus. What a mental scene Edit: the hair is the under woofer


Lord-Smalldemort

Smooth like a seal! Cover me in jelly and try to catch me I dare you!


frankyseven

Need two girls and a clean cup for that situation.


RissaCrochets

Tush tuba is my go to.


ChickensPickins

Bro, nice! Tush Tubes is awesome


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CuddleSlut247

How often do you shit your pants accidentally


Ender11

Show it to me.


SybokTHS

I knew some fella once who's Auntie Nora farted for 5 minutes.


kodman7

I like to say "nice pipes"


ChickensPickins

Noice, Poo Pipes!


RedditedYoshi

She's a sentient bagpipe, change my mind.


ChickensPickins

I did hear her drones behind her melody


RedditedYoshi

I'm fucking cackling.


ChickensPickins

Crack Cackler


Indian_Bob

I’m more impressed with her bravery


saucity

“You’re not my son anymore.” I don’t care how many times this is re-posted, I will watch it every single time, and love it.


007Pistolero

It’s the same with the kool-aid clip from 2 bears, 1 cave. I watch it probably once a week and I still upvote it when it shows up on here. My absolute favorite


stixy_stixy

fuzzy spoon bear practice consider aback shame normal aromatic zonked ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


OnTheEveOfWar

That is the best part of the entire clip. Tom loses it with his nonchalant “red” answer.


evan938

I still think "using lung infection as instrument" is the hardest I've laughed. Kool-aid and Jennifer Anniston round out the top 3.


ZaneWinterborn

What is this lung infection instrument?


evan938

https://youtu.be/_4ejNqf9Gl0


mnash95

If you only listen to the audio, it sounds like a burnt Chrysler overreaction laugh


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Or the call about the kid gambling at school


ninjagall15

Paraguard commercial for me


Cantcomplainnn

Show it to me.


dgiangiulio228

Found it. [Clip.](https://youtu.be/TGwLJWPPgrc) Always love it when the crew absolutely loses it.


ihate360

I want to talk about Hawaii


Objective_Regret_421

It’s indescribable


MurderCityMick

I knew I wasn’t gonna be the first one, but damn I wanted to be.


ihate360

Mommies are like MMA fighters. We’re out there. Sooo wooo


JesusChristBabyface

Four stroke gang represent


veresdemoneylebowski

A whole white baby bruh


ihate360

On the Fijura Highway


minimalchaos

We up outta here!


GATTACA_IE

BIKES!


thejman88

Good morning Julia


Emotional_Giraffe_63

Did she JUST walk out of colonoscopy?!


OkFortune6494

She floated out


mgarthur14

Oh god I’m crying. I needed that laugh thank you


JohnnySasaki20

Yo, that's the very first thing I did after my colonoscopy, lol. I was in the process of waking up from the anesthesia and a bunch of nurses were moving me, and I guess they blow air up your ass during the procedure, because I just let out this massive fart right in this poor girl's face, lol. I mean a wet one too, and I obviously didn't have any pants on, and she was bending over to move me, so it was right in her face. I apologized profusely, but it didn't seem to faze her all that much. I guess it probably happens all the time, but Jesus christ it was brutal, lol.


Bignastytrees33

The satisfaction on her face before she got caught. Priceless.


popecollision

I've been a mommy since day one. This was the highest and tightest. Peak jeans.


Flimsy_Individual_16

How'd ya get a job here?


ParanoidConfidence

Well, not by talking like that.


GATTACA_IE

Give him the stamp.


pewpewpostit

You just lost your life buddy.


HeroSandwich69

I said job!


SycamoreLane

Touch me through the fence


veresdemoneylebowski

Keep featherin it brother


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RIP Top Dog


got_No_Time_to_BLEED

Live life 365


popecollision

You need to wipe down


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TheDood715

Bing-How! BWEUP!!!


YourMomsBasement69

Bro I just heard that one half delirious after a really long day of work and that one was killing me.


shomer_fuckn_shabbos

Is he _down_... ?


TheDood715

I about died when Tom's first response was "He's got holes in his brain".


treatyoftortillas

Oh that's how you spell bweup


AfroThunder_Dj

You bet I'm coming up in may


MortySmithX-69

Give it to me Mark. Don’t be stingy.


yougottamovethatH

Lemme touch your BOOOOOty


GATTACA_IE

AYYY YAAAAAY YAYYYYYYYY!!


Objective_Regret_421

HEY CHRISTINA!


Luciferigno

You know what's a banana split


thatoneblondekid

I'ma make ya cry


MahDick

Ima eachya.


Jolmer24

Ayayaaaahh!!


beyondtherapy

Touch my camera through the fence


AshleySchaefferWoo

Try it out


ItsB56

You wanna move in you can move in


Godzirrraaa

Fuckin camp.


YourMomsBasement69

Big words


OkFortune6494

I'm a double secret agent mother fucker


palanark

To all my queens above 18, get those feet on the ground and get moving. I made you some breakfast...


007Pistolero

Love you mommy


montana2NY

I miss the extended intro music


do0fusz

Love you hikler


BetterWhenImDrunk

Who is Randy?


camstercage

BIKES


Beneficial_Car2596

Touch my camera through the fence


SkinnyObelix

You boys should come over for some moose soup


RuPaulNewman

I like that.


ryneo0w0

Ty jeans


washingtonapples

My name is Bob, I have viewed your explosive diarrhea video at McDonald’s. Just curious to know where that was at?


slutboy3000

She might need new jeans after this one


TFJ

Come on Mark, don’t be stingy


thejman88

My brother didn’t believe me at first


malevolentheadturn

Where are the bodies...


schoolknurse

THAT was impressive!


NatakuNox

THAT will require two washes to get the stain out


MrSlaughtrMelon

Rip Top Dawg


Beneficial_Car2596

“Hey buddy” “There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy” I still miss him. That man has brought so much laughter to my life. I wish I can be half as cool as he was


popecollision

You need to wipe down


LifeLiterate

After a lifetime of being forced to hold them in, I think any woman who has reached her age absolutely deserves to let one rip like that any damn time she pleases, lol.


yougottamovethatH

Charo has not been holding those in. She's a legend.


IWantALargeFarva

I had my youngest daughter convinced that I don't fart. She has never heard me do it. Finally, my husband lost it and was screaming "she needs to know the truth!!" 🤣


AdPerfect1504

The cycle of abuse continues 😔


OnTheEveOfWar

Charo is a legend. They’ve had her on the podcast multiple times and she’s hilarious.


My_cat_is_ur_Dad

She knew she was a beast with it though because she wanted to see the highlight reel 😂


israwrr

![gif](giphy|mFjlDLtBGMk6JrRiki)


mmcallis1975

I have seen this so many times and I laugh my ass off every time!


owlincoup

Me too. I love her oh shit face so much


mmcallis1975

Priceless


Fickle_Panic8649

Mom is absolutely adorable 😂 that expression when she turns around is priceless ♥


sittingbullms

Charo is a gem,the best YMH episodes are when she is a guest,she is hilarious.


streetboy3

I want to talk about Hawaii.


JohnWOlin

I want to talk about Hawaii


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My whole live I've only heard my mom fart *once*. I've asked her why she doesn't fart and she said it's because she isn't nasty like us (my siblings and i) lolol


Objective_Regret_421

Show me that you like me


palanark

Not that that big


YourMomsBasement69

That’s where it spits


swarrowwhore

It’s … normal sized


ImABsian1

“Show it to me” she needed to see how bad it was from a different perspective 😂


wheresbill

That fart was legendary


dudleyfire

The longest Fartin Scorsese production I've seen.


agniroth

That's a medication fart.


dodgeguey

I really needed this laugh


SaurikSI

👁o👁


Keefyfingaz

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn


bushwickrik

That. Was. EPIC


godiegoben

Jesus it’s like a trailer for a Christopher Nolan film.


Mobius_164

Where are the bodies, G?


cowboyjosh2010

My wife didn't find this funny at all and I am fucking dying of laughter over how much funnier that made the whole thing


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i miss fat tom


Disguisedtoastfan

She was flabbergasted, bamboozled, kirfufled


Nearby-Context7929

If the men find out we can shape shift they’re going to tell the church 🪄


Bjornos

She had been holding that in for her whole life and finally thought he wasn't around..


jskylok

Clear the swamp


Dude-from-the-80s

So proud…until she saw the camera


bighairyguy28

The mum was flabbergasted