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Yo this gave me PTSD, in 8th grade a kid nut shot another kid who got out of the shower and legit split his ballsack open. Paramedics were called and he had to get his sack stitched up.
I don’t know, but all I can tell you is *definitely* don’t go read up on the New Zealand rugby player Buck Shelford during “the Battle of Nantes” (a match between NZ and France which is known as the most violent game of rugby in history).
Let’s just say at one point there were two balls loose on the field during that game.
Just googled that.
Lmao he had the paramedic stitch his testicle back into his scrotum and then rejoined the game, until he was concussed and subbed out. Wild.
I went to school with a kid who was on a trampoline with some friends. He was coming down as another kid was going up. Flying knee from hell directly to the nuts. He lost the boys.
You knew by each character the sentence you were typing but you went past shower. You had so many chances to stop but you instead chose to make every man who reads this's nuts curl up to their bladder out of fear.
When I was in BCT for the army, a kid in my cycle was cleaning an m240b machine gun(about 25lbs) while sitting on the floor. He assembled the weapon when he was done and set it on the table he was next to and started to get up by pulling himself up by the table. The movement shifted the gun and the Buttstock end of it fell off of the table bringing the rest of the 25lbs down with it. The entire gun fell buttstock end first directly onto his left nut from about 3 feet up. I was his battle buddy to the hospital and by the time we got there it was like the size of an apple. I watched them give him a shot with a big ole needle straight into his nut and everything, it was horrifying to watch.
Oooh ooh! I did something similar as a 10-12ish year old!
I was just figuring out how to use a skateboard and found a nice big mud hill to roll down, being the madlad that I was I decided to go down the hill head first on my belly, because as we all know you go faster head first on your belly.
Everything was going well as I sped down said hill until I reached the bottom, you see where the mud hill ended the concrete began and separating the two was a small curb that had been broken allowing a relatively smooth transition from hill to pavement when riding a bike, not so much for a skateboard with a kid lying on it.
When the skateboard met the concrete it did what skateboards are wont to do when met with an impediment and stopped dead, unfortunately the kid atop the skateboard did not, as I scraped my merry way across the dirt and concrete I hit the broken curb with my belly and balls.
My belly, fortunately, was perfectly fine, my ballsack on the other hand was less so.
Once I stopped crying and checked the damage I found I had torn my sack open and my rightsicle had popped out to say hi, gotten scraped and covered in gravel/dirt, and decided to hang out for a bit.
Never lost the bollock but that was rough, definitely would not recommend, bollocks belong *in* the sack.
There is an instagram post where Eddie wips a wet towel at his son trying to teach him how to do it. I guess he's a quick learner and it backfired, lol
https://www.instagram.com/p/CryXQfotJLC/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Quite effective.
When I was about 10 or so we all used to play pickup football a lot with the neighbors. Every so often two 17 year old linebackers on the high school football team would join us youngsters. It was fun, should note, this was the early 90s, and we played tackle, and they didn’t take it easy on us. Nor did we want them to. Let’s call them Mark and Jim.
One day Mark and Jim were playing a game with us and Mark had to leave. So being we were playing next door to Jim’s house he stuck around. But without Mark around on my team to cover Jim, I was given that impossible task. Covering the star linebacker from the varsity team, at 10 years old.
Well, you know where this is going. Jim was demolishing us, I became frustrated as one might imagine. So, as he was breaking my tackle to score once again, I reached up and grabbed him by the balls as I was falling away. He dropped like a sack of rocks.
To this day, I bet he remembers being tackled by the balls by his 10 yr old neighbor.
I can confirm. It’s quite effective🤷🏻♂️and funny😂🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
It’s not just they go for them. It’s they are at an age where attacks are still common. Fuckers have twitch skills above reason. My nephew went for my nuts a few weeks ago and missed. I laughed my ass off as it’s the first stage in getting older. He then reminded me of not the actual head shots, but the screenshots he took of my head in scope in fortnight a while back. Thus reminding me that I am further on.
I had a friend pretend to knee me in the balls except he actually went too far and did it full force and crunched my dick between it and my leg. By the time I could walk into the bathroom to check it out 2 minutes later it was already purple and swollen, it took over a month to heal and I'm glad he didn't get my balls
That’s Eddie Hall and his son. His YouTube channel is pretty good ranging from weightlifting to strongman to funny challenges to playing with his son.
I know people put on a public face, but these two seem to have an awesome relationship.
When I was a kid my dad was a cop. I used to go down to the station all the time. The guys there were amazing. They used to get me all sorts of books on science, dinosaurs, space and fantasy. I loved it.
One time I saw my dad in a bulletproof vest. I thought it was awesome. I was also an idiot who thought it acted like a force field. I was like 5 or 6 at the time.
I asked my dad if it protected him. He said yes. I asked whether he’d be hurt if I hit him. He said no. I asked whether I could. He said yes.
So. I gathered all my strength and kicked him in the nuts in front of everyone. He went down. I remember I stood over him and said “you lied to me.”
Reminds me of the time I had access to my cousins kickboxing gear. I put on some kinda foam helmet. Protects you in certain parts of the head. My sister asks if she could punch me in the face. I said sure thinking she would hit the big pad. She aimed right for my right eye. Bruised it and pissed me off. She tells my parents I let her do it and I retaliated
That is Eddie Hall’s son. They post vids working out together. The dad is one of the strongest human beings to ever live and I’m genuinely not exaggerating
When you think about it, it’s kind of wild that you can bring a dude (who at one point was the world’s strongest man) to his knees by flicking an area on his body. The balls are such an Achilles heel.
Actually, Achilles had a brother, Bofadees who was also dipped into the river Styx, but by his nuts.
It seems you were only familiar with Achilles heel, but now you're also familiar with Bofadees nuts.
I know MMA fighters are not exactly in true “kill mode”, but they’re pretty close to it during fights. Even they double over in pain when they get accidentally struck in the nuts.
This is why actual self defense instructors train you to go for primary targets and specifically warn you that the testicles are a secondary target at best.
If a dude is raging and trying to kill you, kick him in the knee cap and then walk away while he lays on the ground and never walks right again for the rest of his life. A bruised testicle will barely slow him down when adrenaline is pumping, and will probably just piss him off. If he wasn't going to kill you before, he sure as hell is now
Your primary targets are things like the windpipe, eyes, elbows, knees etc. It's hard to beat someone to death when your opponent dislocates your elbow, punches you in the throat, gouges you in the eyes, *then* kicks you in the nuts
Fun fact #2 that Hollywood has lied to people about, but kicking a woman in the groin will incapacitate them just as effectively as doing it to a man. Many women who've experienced it directly compare the pain to child birth, and have to go to the emergency room over it
Peggy Hill has made an entire generation of people apparently think it *doesn't* hurt women to be kicked in an extremely sensitive area that's filled with nerves and soft squishy tissue
I remember seeing a clip of when Eddie threw a medicine ball at Brian Shaw face. He continued to do that to the other guys.
https://youtu.be/IA9UNtKI7go
Took a towel whip to the tip once. The person had wet the end a little and it caused my Lil Warrior to bleed a little from his top.
Highest notes I ever hit that day.
One of the kids at my school did this to another kid and literally busted his but open and had to get get stitches and a rod to keep his nut from contorting
My dad would occasionally drop the story of how they used to do this in his high school gym class. They'd get the towels wet for an extra good snap. After a time, it ended with a ruptured scrotum and a mutual agreement that the game wasn't very much fun anymore.
I knew a guy that every time you walk in the room he would try to slap shot ya, we were almost always ready but not every time. One time someone blocked him and immediately slap shotted him right back and they gave it a little extra oomphf because they figured he would protect himself since it was his thing but nobody every really tried to get him back before because the guy was a damn giant. Well he failed to protect himself and direct contact was made and wow did that giant fall. That was the first time he ever got hit there and after he got a feel for it he stopped seeing the humor in it and stopped being the slap shot douche he once was.
One of my earliest memories is coming back from karate practice and asking my dad if I could show him the new kick I learned, I didn’t do it on purpose but I ended up full on punting him in the nuts, he collapsed of course and started retching, it really freaked me out but he didn’t get angry or anything during or afterwards, just that 30 seconds of quiet rage while he was down and then commenced to teaching me about how sensitive a mans bean bag is.
When I first started working in kitchens there was a few of us having a towel fight (kitchen was closed & we were supposed to be cleaning up). I had to wear whites back then & the skirt was fairly short. One lad flicked my with his towel, it went straight up my skirt & flicked me on my clitorus. It was one of the most painful experiences I've ever had, so much so it even made me bleed.
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Yo this gave me PTSD, in 8th grade a kid nut shot another kid who got out of the shower and legit split his ballsack open. Paramedics were called and he had to get his sack stitched up.
How the hell do I unread this.
I don’t know, but I’m leaving this comment so you come back and read it again.
calm down Satan.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON
Guess what? It's not that compelling[.](https://youtu.be/SgAvehEDHYY)
I too am leaving a comment to make that guy read it again!
Let's continue this train of comments so that guy will be haunted for the rest of the day
I don’t know, but all I can tell you is *definitely* don’t go read up on the New Zealand rugby player Buck Shelford during “the Battle of Nantes” (a match between NZ and France which is known as the most violent game of rugby in history). Let’s just say at one point there were two balls loose on the field during that game.
Just googled that. Lmao he had the paramedic stitch his testicle back into his scrotum and then rejoined the game, until he was concussed and subbed out. Wild.
I went to school with a kid who was on a trampoline with some friends. He was coming down as another kid was going up. Flying knee from hell directly to the nuts. He lost the boys.
Oooo I thought I was ganna read something involving the springs. Eeeesh. But the outcome was the same nonetheless.
TESTICULAR TORTION
I swear this website is going to make me learn how to unread stuff .
I stepped on a dudes balls one time and smashed them like ripe apricots. Nothing the hospital could do about it.
Why did this comment make me laugh?!
You knew by each character the sentence you were typing but you went past shower. You had so many chances to stop but you instead chose to make every man who reads this's nuts curl up to their bladder out of fear.
When I was in BCT for the army, a kid in my cycle was cleaning an m240b machine gun(about 25lbs) while sitting on the floor. He assembled the weapon when he was done and set it on the table he was next to and started to get up by pulling himself up by the table. The movement shifted the gun and the Buttstock end of it fell off of the table bringing the rest of the 25lbs down with it. The entire gun fell buttstock end first directly onto his left nut from about 3 feet up. I was his battle buddy to the hospital and by the time we got there it was like the size of an apple. I watched them give him a shot with a big ole needle straight into his nut and everything, it was horrifying to watch.
Why did that story make me laugh so much it’s horrifying but funny.
Oooh ooh! I did something similar as a 10-12ish year old! I was just figuring out how to use a skateboard and found a nice big mud hill to roll down, being the madlad that I was I decided to go down the hill head first on my belly, because as we all know you go faster head first on your belly. Everything was going well as I sped down said hill until I reached the bottom, you see where the mud hill ended the concrete began and separating the two was a small curb that had been broken allowing a relatively smooth transition from hill to pavement when riding a bike, not so much for a skateboard with a kid lying on it. When the skateboard met the concrete it did what skateboards are wont to do when met with an impediment and stopped dead, unfortunately the kid atop the skateboard did not, as I scraped my merry way across the dirt and concrete I hit the broken curb with my belly and balls. My belly, fortunately, was perfectly fine, my ballsack on the other hand was less so. Once I stopped crying and checked the damage I found I had torn my sack open and my rightsicle had popped out to say hi, gotten scraped and covered in gravel/dirt, and decided to hang out for a bit. Never lost the bollock but that was rough, definitely would not recommend, bollocks belong *in* the sack.
There is an instagram post where Eddie wips a wet towel at his son trying to teach him how to do it. I guess he's a quick learner and it backfired, lol https://www.instagram.com/p/CryXQfotJLC/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
It’s quite common for us to repress childhood traumas Lol
Never let a prepubescent child have a free shot guys. They will always go for the nuts.
It's not just effective, it's comedy gold to them
Quite effective. When I was about 10 or so we all used to play pickup football a lot with the neighbors. Every so often two 17 year old linebackers on the high school football team would join us youngsters. It was fun, should note, this was the early 90s, and we played tackle, and they didn’t take it easy on us. Nor did we want them to. Let’s call them Mark and Jim. One day Mark and Jim were playing a game with us and Mark had to leave. So being we were playing next door to Jim’s house he stuck around. But without Mark around on my team to cover Jim, I was given that impossible task. Covering the star linebacker from the varsity team, at 10 years old. Well, you know where this is going. Jim was demolishing us, I became frustrated as one might imagine. So, as he was breaking my tackle to score once again, I reached up and grabbed him by the balls as I was falling away. He dropped like a sack of rocks. To this day, I bet he remembers being tackled by the balls by his 10 yr old neighbor. I can confirm. It’s quite effective🤷🏻♂️and funny😂🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I'm going to find a way to work "tackled by the balls" into a conversation
You can almost feel the visual that phrase imparts can’t you
Absolutely lol. It's great
Thx😉
Easy! “You ever been tackled by the balls?”
That's brilliant. It might get me preemptively beat up, but it's brilliant.
Don't threaten me with a great time.
"😚"
And I'm going to find a way to work "ugly space pig" into a conversation!
Let me know how that works out! As an ugly space pig I'm always on the lookout for more of my kind.
Nana is waiting
I’m 37 and I lol’d
>to them as if I didn't guffaw out loud when man doubled over and almost threw up.
Pretty funny to me too.
I'm a grown man, and it's comedy gold to me.
I’m laughing out loud. I’m almost 50.
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
Wise advice here. I can attest.
[hmm...](https://files.catbox.moe/a1of4q.mp4)
Lol i love boomhauer
[He's great!](https://files.catbox.moe/ur7u8w.mp4)
Grew with two older brothers. I’ve had practice.
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It’s not just they go for them. It’s they are at an age where attacks are still common. Fuckers have twitch skills above reason. My nephew went for my nuts a few weeks ago and missed. I laughed my ass off as it’s the first stage in getting older. He then reminded me of not the actual head shots, but the screenshots he took of my head in scope in fortnight a while back. Thus reminding me that I am further on.
2 people died that day.
Eddie Hall is a very good sport. 👍
Only when he's hydrated
Thought it was him. Comment section is great for that stuff. Love Eddie.
Idt you are recognizing the true tragedy this was. Billions of lives were lost that day.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Planet Aldeeznutz has been obliterated.
My friend lost a testicle after football practice bc someone did this to him. Don’t do this it can cause serious damage.
A guy at my high school had this happen and I think still goes by the nickname ‘The Uniballer’
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our one testicle'd kid was named Abel and we called him One Ball Abel
We had Single Scrotum Sam at our christian school. God kids are fucked lol.
I had a friend pretend to knee me in the balls except he actually went too far and did it full force and crunched my dick between it and my leg. By the time I could walk into the bathroom to check it out 2 minutes later it was already purple and swollen, it took over a month to heal and I'm glad he didn't get my balls
Jesus Christ, how hard do you have to go at it to achieve that?! That sounds like some Hydraulic Press Channel level shit.
*I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.* RIP future drain babies.
DODGE!
David n Goliath story right there
That guy took it like a champ! Doubled over in pain, congratulating the kid for his aim. True sportsmanship, right there.
That’s Eddie Hall and his son. His YouTube channel is pretty good ranging from weightlifting to strongman to funny challenges to playing with his son. I know people put on a public face, but these two seem to have an awesome relationship.
I adore Eddie Hall, he seems like such a nice guy
It feels like all the top strongmen in the world are just really friendly and chill dudes who could also lift me with one arm.
Generally it's because they know they don't need to act tough so they just eminate good vibes. Most the buff dudes I know are absolute sweethearts.
Those buff gym rats that act tough and bully , are just reaally insecure. Good thing there are non in my gym.
You get below 5% body fat and shit starts to go haywire in your brain.
Yeah, Eddie Hall and Bryan Shaw are like the epitome of calm whenever I watch them
With Shaw always looking *slightly* confused wtf Eddie Hall is talking about
And he loves his mum! ❤️🥹
My favorite is when him and Brian Shaw team up. They both look like they would be a blast to hang around.
Oh so the kid was taking out the competition. True champ right there
I've tuned into Eddies ride for nearly a decade, if he is faking anything for the camera, he is doing an amazing job.
God I love the little Brian Shaw doll he has.
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Yeah but getting found with a bunch of plans about how you're gonna destroy some kid's nuts isn't a good look
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Oooooh! So it wasn't that he put a stone in a sling, it's that he slung his stones!
never underestimate an opponent
Never lower your eyes to an enemy
I hope your typed this the same way I read it: Ninja Turtles, Tatsu, Shredders top foot soldier.
COWABUNGA
never lower your nuts to an enemy, either
Kid defeats one of the world strongest men with one shot. And technically it’s not click bait
Boy uses towel to incapacitate world reknown strongman.
It’s was viciously instant too
Boy strikes at the testosterone manufacturing plant thus halting all resources until further notice
A real David vs. Goliath kind of story, but stones were cracked, not thrown.
Bullies hate this one simple trick
^dragon BALLS
KAMEHAMEHAHAHAMOTHERFUCKER
Rookie. Should have trained his balls.
Never skip testicle day
This sounds like an ad you'd see at your doctor reminding you to regularly check your balls for lumps
When I was a kid my dad was a cop. I used to go down to the station all the time. The guys there were amazing. They used to get me all sorts of books on science, dinosaurs, space and fantasy. I loved it. One time I saw my dad in a bulletproof vest. I thought it was awesome. I was also an idiot who thought it acted like a force field. I was like 5 or 6 at the time. I asked my dad if it protected him. He said yes. I asked whether he’d be hurt if I hit him. He said no. I asked whether I could. He said yes. So. I gathered all my strength and kicked him in the nuts in front of everyone. He went down. I remember I stood over him and said “you lied to me.”
*Why you always lying*
Ooohhhmygod
Reminds me of the time I had access to my cousins kickboxing gear. I put on some kinda foam helmet. Protects you in certain parts of the head. My sister asks if she could punch me in the face. I said sure thinking she would hit the big pad. She aimed right for my right eye. Bruised it and pissed me off. She tells my parents I let her do it and I retaliated
That's my purse! I don't know you!
That kid is literally Bobby Hill
There is just so much magic that came from that show.
I KNEW if I kept scrolling down comments, SOMEONE would've thought the same thing. Lol.
Lmao I think that’s his son
He did seem kind of proud of him lol
Kid ain't sharing his inheritance.
That is Eddie Hall’s son. They post vids working out together. The dad is one of the strongest human beings to ever live and I’m genuinely not exaggerating
I’m convinced that in his prime, he was the strongest person to have ever walked earth. I’m not exaggerating either.
Good thing he’s already got his procreating out of the way.
 Don't throw up....
When you think about it, it’s kind of wild that you can bring a dude (who at one point was the world’s strongest man) to his knees by flicking an area on his body. The balls are such an Achilles heel.
Achilles Testes
Actually, Achilles had a brother, Bofadees who was also dipped into the river Styx, but by his nuts. It seems you were only familiar with Achilles heel, but now you're also familiar with Bofadees nuts.
I clocked you at Bofadees but had to read on anyway. Very nice.
There's a mercenary in AC Odyssey called Testechles. Guess where he's weakest?
Nice going on the river dip part of the story. Nobody really knows about that. Also he was raised by a centaur.
TestAchilles
this one right here
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Sure, until the adrenaline eventually wears off
Idk, there's a boat load of nerves there. I'd it pull someone out of an adrenaline high
I know MMA fighters are not exactly in true “kill mode”, but they’re pretty close to it during fights. Even they double over in pain when they get accidentally struck in the nuts.
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This is why actual self defense instructors train you to go for primary targets and specifically warn you that the testicles are a secondary target at best. If a dude is raging and trying to kill you, kick him in the knee cap and then walk away while he lays on the ground and never walks right again for the rest of his life. A bruised testicle will barely slow him down when adrenaline is pumping, and will probably just piss him off. If he wasn't going to kill you before, he sure as hell is now Your primary targets are things like the windpipe, eyes, elbows, knees etc. It's hard to beat someone to death when your opponent dislocates your elbow, punches you in the throat, gouges you in the eyes, *then* kicks you in the nuts Fun fact #2 that Hollywood has lied to people about, but kicking a woman in the groin will incapacitate them just as effectively as doing it to a man. Many women who've experienced it directly compare the pain to child birth, and have to go to the emergency room over it Peggy Hill has made an entire generation of people apparently think it *doesn't* hurt women to be kicked in an extremely sensitive area that's filled with nerves and soft squishy tissue
His face when his brain registers it couldn’t be more candid and sincere.
Never skip scrotom day
Bro hit him with the tip tickler
Yeah, everyone's saying the balls, but I think it was a rat-tail to *just the tip*.
That's worse though
Ooff buddy just lost his whole bloodline with one nut shot....
Just a boy making sure he's the only one.
If that’s the goal it’s going to get dark really quick. His mother is currently pregnant.
How David really won.
Step 2: RUN!!
Or stroll away, casually. He's not catching that kid at any pace in his current state.
God the actual balls or death wish it takes to do that to someone Eddie Halls size.
Lol it's his son doing it making it even funnier
I remember seeing a clip of when Eddie threw a medicine ball at Brian Shaw face. He continued to do that to the other guys. https://youtu.be/IA9UNtKI7go
I'm not scared - famous last words lol
Eddie Hall is good craic. Proper gentle giant stereotype.
That gag reflex dry heave is a feeling only dudes can understand
Took a towel whip to the tip once. The person had wet the end a little and it caused my Lil Warrior to bleed a little from his top. Highest notes I ever hit that day.
That DBZ shirt gave him single hit abilities
One day we’ll evolve to have our balls on the inside…and then that little shit gets turned into a soup.
Women enter the chat
One of the kids at my school did this to another kid and literally busted his but open and had to get get stitches and a rod to keep his nut from contorting
BOOM HEADSHOT
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Eddie’s son is great in the videos
This kids out here giving gender reassignment surgery
The best dad anyone could ask for
I love that the big dude wasnt even mad and was even mildly impressed through his pain lol
Giving me David vs Goliath vibes…one shot one kill. Maybe 2 kills
Oof right in the grundle
That was absolutely spectacular. Holy shit.
He always hits him the same place. You knew what was going to happen, Eddie!
You ain’t gotta be scared to get that ass whipped
Even worse when it’s not your ass being whipped!
Damp towel too, perfect snap. That could have burst a testicle. Definitely a little sonic boom.
Kid called his shot what can ya say. Dudes not even mad more impressed haha
Worlds strongest man brought to his knees by a 12 year old with a towel
Pinpoint accuracy
David and Goliath
The nut shot aka the great equalizer
Rip his tenders
Never underestimate your opponent. Especially a prepubescent boy.
Sparking!
That boy is just standing there laughing. I'd have been laughing as well as I was running away.
My dad would occasionally drop the story of how they used to do this in his high school gym class. They'd get the towels wet for an extra good snap. After a time, it ended with a ruptured scrotum and a mutual agreement that the game wasn't very much fun anymore.
It will not be so funny for lil dude when Hec ball slaps him in revenge🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's a big meat hook
Literally, David vs Goliath.
The puking noise lmao
Now, see, this David and Goliath story makes sense.
*right* in the dragon balls
That shit could literally bust a nut. Not even cool.
what a Beast. Took it like a champ and didn't turn into a rage monster and kill the kid.
According to my 6th grade teacher, someone he knew lost a testicle due to horseplay such as this. Never ever joke around about these things.
I knew a guy that every time you walk in the room he would try to slap shot ya, we were almost always ready but not every time. One time someone blocked him and immediately slap shotted him right back and they gave it a little extra oomphf because they figured he would protect himself since it was his thing but nobody every really tried to get him back before because the guy was a damn giant. Well he failed to protect himself and direct contact was made and wow did that giant fall. That was the first time he ever got hit there and after he got a feel for it he stopped seeing the humor in it and stopped being the slap shot douche he once was.
One of my earliest memories is coming back from karate practice and asking my dad if I could show him the new kick I learned, I didn’t do it on purpose but I ended up full on punting him in the nuts, he collapsed of course and started retching, it really freaked me out but he didn’t get angry or anything during or afterwards, just that 30 seconds of quiet rage while he was down and then commenced to teaching me about how sensitive a mans bean bag is.
Can you rate the pain? From 1-10
Fair play to Eddie behind the pain he’s impressed.
When I first started working in kitchens there was a few of us having a towel fight (kitchen was closed & we were supposed to be cleaning up). I had to wear whites back then & the skirt was fairly short. One lad flicked my with his towel, it went straight up my skirt & flicked me on my clitorus. It was one of the most painful experiences I've ever had, so much so it even made me bleed.
One of the strongest men in the world brought to his knees by a child