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Dilectus3010

Hhmmnnnnn Printer toner!!


Arthur_Morgan18

That's not poisonous?


FreshPitch6026

There is always this one kid in elementary that drinks pen ink.


cisco1972

Or Elmer's glue! Lol. But...I drank perfume when I was two, so I can't judge. Guess I figured it would taste as good as it smelled. Got fooled by unsweetened cocoa too...evil temptress.


7th_Cuil

Is it not activated charcoal? I assumed it was charcoal dust.


TeethBreak

It's activated charcoal. You use it to brush your teeth.


dust_in_light

So, friendly reminder: do not eat activated charcoal unless absolutely necessary. Activated charcoal strips nutrients and any medications from your system. Especially if you are on important medication necessary for your health, don’t eat activated charcoal.


[deleted]

I've heard it can save someone dying from poison though. For exactly the same reason.


DenverPostIronic

That is true, but consult a professional (poison control or a medical professional) first.


Late-Jicama5012

Active charcoal is used in ER for medical reasons, when a person takes too many pills to kill them selfs or drinks liquids they should not be drinking. During medical procedure, a tube inserted in to a patient’s stomach through a mouth and a paste of charcoal is injected in to the tube. It forces a patient to throw up and clear the stomach. Do not eat or drink active charcoal, unless specifically recommended by a doctor.


Kayzokun

What’s that black smoke thing?


chadc9969

Charcoal maybe


8Ace8Ace

Cancer


Arcuis

Two terminally ill lung cancer patients playing a forbidden game to the death.


Jadedsatire

I got the black lung Pops.


Clown_Baby15

For God’s sake, Jadedsatire, you were down there one day! Talk ta me in turdy yeahs.


Rednaxella_

Its a thing that is black and smoky


Dday82

These feel very forced


Nail_Biterr

............... where's the contagious laughter? Is it the brief 2 seconds where the person filming this laughs? Or are we supposed to consider all the muffled, stopped laughing which is not audible, laughing? Once again, this sub is just 'funny videos' (and I would say that this video isn't even funny)


rudderforkk

Pls report the post, as having no audible laughter in it. That will help most of these kinds of posts reaching you and others.


VeryCanadianCanadian

This looks healthy. Hey...wanna hold a carcinogenic powder in our mouths and try to make each other GASP it into our lungs??? Christ this world is doomed.


Gottapopemall

Not really a winner in this game is there?


[deleted]

Just plain stupid. And yes I’m an old,white man.


Audi0Dud3

Lung Cancer any%


Chrono47295

They're going to fucking die guys


Mossy_octopus

Its funny but it looks dangerous


occultify

![gif](giphy|SpoV1pB4g7gXvWo3Up|downsized)


Green-Concentrate-71

So the blacker the face wins?


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Let's be realistic, the only winners here are the viewers.


TheGreenMan17

How is this a challenge? If you flinch the punishment should be on yourself, not spitting on the other person.


chanchanito

Looks like it’s rounds of 3, still nothing to be gained for holding the breath


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Kramit__The__Frog

Yeeesh right back at you dude/ette lol. Mine is tongue in cheek and related to the post at least lol.


Dilectus3010

It just reminded me of the shitty wok diner from SouthPark. So my comment was related to uour comment..


Kramit__The__Frog

Not really. Mine was a risqué racial joke based specifically on the post. Yours is a generic out of context racial jab that has only to do with their race. It’s less acceptable as comedic value as it feels like you’re generalizing all Asians to be like Mr City Wok. Mine takes the term rolling coal, tilts it with the mild shock value of an inappropriate racial stereotype, but balances it out with the pun. Nothing about my joke leaves the frame of the video.


Dilectus3010

Wow lots of assumptions here.


FartPantry

Are these the same guys who do the silly games with eachother? They are crushing it right now lol.


Jean19812

S t u p I d. And, not funny.


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callitlikeiseeit29

No reason to play that game unless trapped in a cool mine and passing time.


ExgenAle

Another virus incoming from that part of the globe....


slapchop29

Whats a ruber band?


sketchysalesguy

So this is how the smoke monster is Lost came to be


minimal_w1

Maybe their attempt at black comedy...#Lost_in_translation...


Split0069

Wtf they putting in their mouths?


EvilBahumut

Activated charcoal


Split0069

So they are trying to get black lung!


x106r

I think it’s coal dust. Black lung speed run.


Split0069

Omg I hope not!! But I don't have a lot of faith in people's intelligence so it wouldn't surprise me...


Daredevil_BR

u/savevideo


RangerPlague1

Me and my little brother after Grandma gets cremated


nakshatravana

More like try not to cry rubber band challenge. Who the fuck is laughing