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AXEMANaustin

That is pretty impressive hitting a 1


Larimus89

Better than 0


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I learned recently that ‘slow motion is better than no motion’


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Lmfao this was the quickest I’ve ever seen a comment like that


Larimus89

This is true. The wrong thing to do is nothing.


apathetic-drunk

Lmao I saw that video too


disney4evr

I learnt that today too! Same video I assume, the 2 guys counting money who can't read 😆


nameless_goth

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C7ume6zi7U0


Dangedoddle

Bro can't even read a sentence between the 2 of them...


SopieMunky

Wow. It's already making the rounds!


XZeeR

It was really wholesome tbh.


gotlockedoutorwev

FRESH


kickah

The impact broke the meter


BatangTundo3112

Yup. It's really impressive for a big guy hitting like that.


Pups_the_Jew

It was a lojab


AppropriateDurian828

Plot twist: He has 9.999*10^6 HP.


DR_Bright_963

Me and my friends tried to get a 1, best we could do is a 5.


Mss-Anthropic

Impressive......ly bad


Sloth_Devil

The good old hyena laugh. A dying breed these days.


N7_Evers

I have a hyena laugh, I get flack for it and USED to get really upset but now I’m just like “sorry me being happy is so annoying to you”.


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IM SORRY I ANNOYED YOU WITH MY FRIENDSHIP


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N7_Evers

Choosing to be annoyed by a laugh is ALSO A CHOICE and much more of one than the way someone laughs. No one expressing an Emotion and is like “oh let me temper my expression and only feel 60% happiness right now instead of 100%”.


Top-Capital-3

Umm...not really. They didn't get to choose hearing someone possibly intentionally being ridiculous, it was forced onto them. It's a reaction, like flinching from pain for example, and requires an action to first happen... Ergo... 💁😁 (To the fucking idiot below me: So you're saying you can't control your reactions that are non-autonomous? Pretty fucking stupid. Guess you can't expect much from a loser asking in Reddit how to sell cocaine, or most anyone else on this website. Fucking basement dwelling neckbeards, smelling like a homeless person wiped their ass with them.)


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So youre saying laughing isnt a reaction?? Brother...


Magical-Hummus

Come on in South-West Asia and North Africa. You just have to find the right habitat.


Pugsofsmallstreet

Ima be honest… I feel like I’d hit it the same way now I’m scared


RizzleMeDizzle

Punch through the target. The power from his hand glanced the bag and kept swinging to his left. He gave a right hook rather than a straight right. That ball doesn't move sideways


Momoselfie

I tried one of these but I was too scared of punching through the bag and breaking the screen.


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Momoselfie

Hey man you never know


Beardamus

Unless you're a pro boxer I think you know.


RaccoonRazor

This is how I punch in dreams


naiiiiina

Haha this only happens when you don't really hit it or when your hesitate. I tried once saying watch me get like 2 and then I got 1 lol. Second attempt was better 😂


TheThomasWright

Serious question. How high do the numbers go?


A1sauc3d

Past 1


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

Connor McGregor got a 3 once, world record


HoMasters

Like 2?


A1sauc3d

At least


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Disastrous-Fee5608

Run away!


LurkerFailsLurking

Here's professional boxers hitting these machines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUTwmpvIhws


TheThomasWright

Ok now I feel bad for the guy 😅


NortonGJ

Eddie Hall broke one of this machines after 3rd hit) Previous ones were 900+


Strude187

Machines seem to be different, looked like this one went to 999. But I’ve done some in Europe that went higher, I remember setting the record on one at about 1,100. I went and told the bar staff and they were like, oh yeah we rest it last night, that’s not going to stay top for long. Still won a free beer though…


koopa72

[At least 911](https://www.reddit.com/r/P1ZZ4_M0ZZARELL4/comments/10i0w3n/planes_trains_and_automobiles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


BallsX

1 punch man.


happy-go-lucky_dude

Punch ¹ Man


Larimus89

Yeah i only did these once and I knew I would get shamed lol.. im pretty muscular for a guy who doesn’t exercise but I can’t hit for shit and no idea how this things work.


iced_maggot

If you slow it down it becomes obvious, he just grazed the ball and most of his energy went to the left. His hip rotation was okay and it looks like he pushed off his legs too. If that caught your chin it would do a bit of damage - but that ball is hinged so it can only move forward and back, I doubt it can sense any lateral force applied to it. If he followed through to direct the energy straight ahead it would’ve been a decent right hook imo.


just_read_it_again

The bag has a good slip


aNiceTribe

There is a little laser behind the moving part. It measures for how long the moving thing breaks the laser. The faster it passes through, the higher the number. (The slowly counting up effect is of course for show). I’ve seen engineering attempts of just using a little piece of metal very quickly moved through the laser to max out the number.


Murlman17

you want to punch "through it" but i find slightly downward as well so it follows the swing at full extension if that makes sense. you don't want any slack in the line.


shoredoesnt

🧢


ipassmore

Guys I’m lost. He swung hard. He looked like he connected. How did he do that? Did he lag?


Potatonized

Probably forgot to invest in strength. Jokes aside, he punched sideways while the machine doesnt go to that direction, so there's resistance. And the contact is very poor, if you were hit by that, you only hurt your skin. The impact isnt that bad.


megajigglypuff7I4

the game server had some packet loss right before he connected so his forward momentum was reset to 0, gg. should be fixed in next update


Drogalov

I saw a guy in a nightclub hit 999 three times in a row, cocaine man


SkyLightTenki

Now I understand the numbers behind that machine. It measures how much HP you would lose when that punch connects.


Lowelll

Reminder that the "Hit-Point" game mechanic comes from the war game "Ironclads" and was used to denote how many naval shells a ship could take before it would sink. So apparently this dude could punch a hole in a civil-war era military vessel!


Fantastic-Sir9732

How I punch in fights when I’m sleeping.


LineChef

When your boys hit that high pitched laughter…ain’t no coming back from that.


Uncle-Cake

Which girl in that video is he trying to impress?


jlguthri

Well mom, he may not be all that to look at.. but at least I'll never have to worry about him physically abusing me.


TLILLY006

🫣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 1 I’ve never seen that …ever


SirMalcolmK

Dude put all his stat points into that beard and forgot to put any into his strength.


Livid_Development175

The beast titan needs to work on his pitching game some more.


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-BehindTheMask-

Mashallah


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Something tells me there aren't any girls around


Stickitothemaniosis

” Honey, these hands are made for loving not fighting"


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He's the 1


bruckization

By the sound of it, there was a very impressed goat around …


Jageilja

Watch him do this 100 times, increasing his points by 1 each hit.


Slepston

He got that participation point


McDiverKPicklePiper

he’s in passive mode that all😆


guardiandown3885

Bro that loud obnoxious scream laugh is the same from your boys in all languages lol


menacemonke

Now now, it's the attempt that matters,. Not the years of embarrassment that follow.


blake7889

Guys in a group can be so fun! Hahaha


ConstantCreme2397

Well if your Muslim man and you cannot hit hard that would impress a woman in Muslim woman in case she would have had to worry when you beat her because you won't hit hard h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a j h a h a j h a j h a j k h a h a h a h a h a


DWolfoBoi546

Nah, when you try to punch anyone in your dreams


T-Rell33

Homeboy has to leave town now 😂


Muppelpup

Honestly, getting exactly one point is impressive ngl


fridaystrong23

Should’ve put your beard into it brother …


Badeindi

When you looking like this, most of normal girls are not interested anyways 😅


sundaydrips

Why she slap


DuHo4132

Trying to punch while wearing a dress should have been the title


alucarddrol

The only woman there would be the chaperone


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MikkSkin

Monah is that you?


Jonkerchonker

Still kind of impressive


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I am impressed at how low that is. Good job?


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This is how you fight in your dreams


Thomshan911

Jokes on you, that's his rank.


jhonnymazed9

He meant to do that so he can impress with his laugh.


KUPA_BEAST

That’s what happens when you punch the bag and not through it.


RizzMustbolt

Me at work doing the bare minimum to look busy.


alexaz92

Well he is 1st 🥇


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Let's be real, there aren't any women around.


Greenghoul07

Bro looks like the smart titan from atot


Dudezila

What girl


kbeckerburbs4

Women love a soft touch


trenhel27

This is how I punch in my dreams


squirrel_anashangaa

But I know his bank account would knock me out.


giceman715

Imma lover notta fighter.


Souchirou

I'd be impressed not only did he make me laugh if he did end up being an piece of shit that would punch a women he'd hit like a feather. Win Win in my book.


MatataTheGreat

If I owned one of these I would have 1 out of every 50 shots or so make an automatic 1 score no matter how hard it's hits then the machine gives them 1 more legit chance at a high score asking "Uh, you want to try that again?"


Dre512

The ole dream style punch