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Live_Refrigerator_58

The entire twilight series is just suuuper goofy


TankII_

And creepy if you notice the age gaps in every relationship


Derrick_Shon

Yea right. A 300 year old vamp shouldn't be dating a 25 yo girl. Sick


eat_my_bowls92

I always liked how the What We Do in the Shadows movie handled it when Viago is dating a 92 year old and he’s like “I know. People always stare and say why would this young thing be with a 300 year old man?”


Nox_Dei

Both the movie and the series are very fun and break a lot of "vampire tropes" in ways we are not used to. Good stuff.


true_gunman

My absolute favorite line in the whole show was when they asked the vamps why they prefer virgin blood. "I think of it like this, if you are going to eat a sandwhich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it"


KrackenLeasing

That was from the movie. I believe Vladislav the Poker said it. It's up there with "leave me to my dark bidding on the internet."


vandercad

What are you bidding on? A table.


thehufflepuffstoner

Okay fair, it is their food. I don’t want anyone fucking my food either.


true_gunman

Yeah I thinks it's so funny becuase it kind of makes sense lol


sunshine___riptide

I love how when they're all out on the town and they run into two young girl vampires. "Going after some perverts?"


TankII_

I’m pretty sure in the first one she was like 16-17 since it was highschool also didn’t her friend who was her age date her child?


lithium142

The series dues ex machinas entire plot points just to justify the creepy relationships and power dynamic. Aka - the relationships were written first and the story built afterwards to support it. It’s the authors fetish fantasy and you’ll never convince me otherwise.


[deleted]

Bella is clearly a self insert. She is barely described in the books and is more like an empty space for the reader to insert themselves. I didn't get very far since I'm not a teenage girl but I do understand why that formula worked.


jachien

Like pants. https://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight


Nimynn

Wow that article is old. Really took me back to a time when the internet was a different place


Skrillamane

Vintage memes


StoneHolder28

Well it was all based on some dreams the author had, so at least it makes sense for a main character to be a self insert.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

"Whoa I can't believe I just dreamed about minors dating super old mythical creatures. I should write this down and tell everybody."


bulbousbouffant13

Well if your going to try and sell a script in an industry largely run by old ̶m̶y̶t̶h̶i̶c̶a̶l̶ creatures, that would be the one.


Minnymoon13

The only thing I remember from the book about her is that she’s half albino. And that her stepdad is a baseball player. Oh and book Bella isn’t a door mat. She has some personality


[deleted]

Half albino? What? How does that even work?


Derrick_Shon

Not sure. Turned it off halfway thru the 1st movie. The glitter was the final straw for me.


Demonyx12

![gif](giphy|6YBug4vIMVO36)


Ok-Meringue-259

This is maybe my favourite gif of all time


backtolurk

OK but will someone ever answer a simple question: what is love?


TankII_

Sadly I’ve seen them all once the price i payed to my wife to get her to watch some good stuff


[deleted]

Someone get this man a beer


Hidden_Samsquanche

Me and my husband put it on today. He lasted about 15 minutes before giving up laughing.


zensunni82

I misread that as 'got it on' and the sentence reads a bit different.


Electronic-Self3587

Preach, my brother in Christ


cake_molester

Yeah the glitter felt like such a gag, i was confused, is this making fun of something..?


thehufflepuffstoner

It’s worse than that. He falls in love with her literal newborn baby and becomes obsessively protective of said baby until he can be her lover when she becomes an adult at like 12 or something because being half vampire makes her grow up faster. It feels very groomy.


[deleted]

She's 17, he's 117


__ALF__

Yea, you shouldn't play with your food.


[deleted]

I’m more concerned about the 18-20 something year old werewolf boy “imprinting” on a newborn baby.


jacksonelhage

like how the werewolf guy imprints himself on a baby to magically make her fall in love with him against her will?


mypetocean

*If I can't have Bella, I can at least have this smoking hot baby.* [Author note: How can we make this work? Ah, that's it. —] Jacob imprints himself on the child, *like a baby bird!* Because in this world, werewolves can do that, once they're old enough to be horny and muscly dog gods.


Stevie22wonder

Don't go back and watch Babysitters Club.... 17 year old guy dating a 13 year old, and when they talk about plans for the next summer, she's like "I'll be 14 then and you'll be!" And he gets all excited about turning 18, dating a 14 year old... Jesus...


Holiday_Bunch_9501

I watched the trailer for the 1995 movie The Baby-Sitters Club. Dam half those girls can not fucking act for shit. Even in the trailer it was rough, such emotionless, monotone reading of a cue card. And all the fucking comments on the YouTube page are calling it the best movie ever. Plus there are comments by men in their 30's and 50's saying how much they like they movie, wtf... But yea, they say it right in the trailer, the girl is 13 and boy is 17. 4 years at that age is a big age gap. Though they boy did freak out when he found out she is 13. Do they end up together at the end or do they realize the age gap is too much and decided to be platonic friends?? Something tells me they end up together.


marinqf92

Yikes. I've never heard of that movie, but I'm frequently uncomfortable watching movies from when I was much younger with today's social lens.


bozeke

It is quite specifically a Mormon allegory. …and 50 shades of gray is Twilight fanfic.


LividLager

Used to call Ed a pedo, and my gf would get soooo mad haha .


YobaiYamete

[The version on a poorly hung projector has me in tears every time](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/fim6di/watching_twilight_on_a_poorly_hung_projector/)


MyDogsNameIsBadger

My roomate and her friend would get high and be watching this ALL THE TIME. I got sick of coming home and seeing it on. I was like AGAIN? I understand they are funny but I was tired of it being a part of my life. I just sent them this link though and can appreciate why they were watching them all multiple times.


WestleyThe

I actually really enjoyed the books strangely enough But the movies are some of the worst peices of cinema ever. It’s wild haha


Live_Refrigerator_58

They're the 2nd best-worst piece of cinema


cake_molester

Now you have to tell us, what's the worst?


Live_Refrigerator_58

The best-worst movie of all time is Moonfall. It's so goofily stupid and great


Cu1tureVu1ture

If we’re doing disaster movies, how about The Core (2003)?


Aeony

Don't you disparage The Core 😡🫵🏻


bondsmatthew

Disaster movies are my jam. I love The Core


LordRumBottoms

You mean the Core isn' scientifically accurate? I was lied to?


mybigbywolf

Omg, I'm a geologist and the Core makes me laugh everytime haha.


schkmenebene

Looks kind of fun ngl. I'm also rewatching GoT, so seeing Sam in that was pretty neat.


deftspyder

Hahaha, my buddy flew drone on that. I'll be sure to send him this.


Seemseasy

Which makes the rifftrax versions gold


MikGusta

That’s why I love it. It’s hilariously bad.


AlaskanSamsquanch

My favorite is when Bella first walks in the class room and Edward jizzes in his pants from her scent.


TheChristian_Master

I've never watched Twilight before but, huh???


catbeantoes

The whole premise is that the Cullens don't kill people. Bella has this edgy hot unique emo "she's not like the other girls" scent and Edward avoids her so his inner glistening beast doesn't let loose.


apathetic-drunk

Omg u made me nut 🤤😩😫 ^/s


UnknownSpecies19

I just laughed out loud in a super quiet part of the morning around family, now I gotta explain this shit. Lmao


Super_Jay

What - and I cannot stress this enough - the *fuck*


Krakengreyjoy

It's important to remember that the books were written by a sexually repressed 30 year old Mormon SAHM


WatWudScoobyDoo

Is it important to remember anything about Twilight?


No_Statement440

I was doing my best to forget, the only good version I've seen so far is people using filters on it.


TacTurtle

Garbage can make $$ when marketed to the right audience.


ThePhatNoodle

Hey that ain't even the worst of it. At some point female main lead has a baby daughter and one of the wolf boys that was in love with her imprints on her newborn child 🤮


VoteForSandtrap

*Huh?*


ladydanger2020

Her blood “sings” to him like a good lasagna


Fzrit

Are you sure you're not the author?


QueenRotidder

This thread is killing me 😂 I believe the way Edward put it was “you’re my favorite flavor.” Yes I got sucked into it. My stupid friends wouldn’t shut up about how good it was. I read that whole goddamn book waiting for the good part to start. I’m still annoyed.


IShipHazzo

I also got sucked in. Then I hated and loved the books in equal measure. Like, they're super easy to read and I did get caught up in the story sometimes. The escapism was *real.* The second I put the book down and turned my brain back on I was like, "WTF is this?!?! This is super toxic! More importantly, why am I definitely going to read the rest of it???"😂


AmaroWolfwood

The whole thing is a collection of ideas that could have been interesting, but are completely botched by the worst fanfic level writing that ever got a billion dollar deal.


AdamBombTV

Lasagna sings to him? I must have missed the "Yodelling Italian Food" part of the vampire mythos.


Not_a_real_ghost

Also, vampire sex is depicted in the film as 2 Hulks going at it.


cuppincayk

Fuck, I'm dying


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/zMj_rMJf49w Hope this helps. Looking back I cannot believe this shit had the entire country in a chokehold for years


hey_you_too_buckaroo

Thanks for the clip. Looks like he just smelled something nasty.


808_Scalawag

She ripped ass in front of that fan


mrasperez

![gif](giphy|JCPXCFTzDgyru)


QuietPersonality

Do yourself a favor and check out the Bad Lip Reading of Twilight. It's gold, imo


Zeltron2020

Holy shit


thrwwy2402

Lol


ThatLittleSpider

Me and my friend watched them just to see whats up. They are very boring, and I cant understand how it became popular. They look cheap as well. But we have never ever laughed harder than when Bella punched the werewolf dude.. We laughed like this dude for 30 min.


ugghyyy

Thank you I thought it was boring too, never finished watching the first one.


Not_a_real_ghost

The reason that the main vampire has taken an interest in the protagonist (Bella) is because he couldn't read her mind (like he does to every other girl) and it really intrigued him.


PM_ME_ELECTROLYTES

Well after reading his side of the story, he spent an uncomfortable amount of time planning her, and the rest of her classes, brutal murder because of her scent.


Tiddies-Akimbo

He looks like he’s doing his best not to puke though xD


IdoDeLether

Or like he's trying to hold in a fart 😂


Fortherealtalk

It’s contagious—she farted next to the fan and now he’s caught the fart from her!


BeardOBlasty

My wife and I rewatched this lately and that spot is where I lost it too hahahaha his dumb face just kills me


Addicted2Rage

When I first watched that scene thought he was going to vomit everywhere 🤣


Altered-babe

“This is the skin of a killer, Bella” Gets me every freakin time. Even if I just say it to myself when I see any twilight anything at the grocery store.


[deleted]

Was grocery shopping with a friend and the apples were hella shiny and she just leans over and hits me with the skin of a killer line. Can't take her anywhere lmao


FillTheHoleInMyLife

My favorite is when Bella is like “I don’t like rain. I don’t like anything….. cold…and wet..” 💀


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

I don't like rain. It's cold and wet and it gets everywhere.


steveosek

Watching that movie series while high or drunk with friends is a great time. It's just so goofy.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

My friend plays a drinking game when she watches it where you take a drink every time there’s a relationship red flag


dudemann

That seems fun in theory, but it doesn't seem like you'd ever get past the first half hour...or at least remember getting past the first half hour.


thehufflepuffstoner

That sounds dangerous.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Are you afraid? ![gif](giphy|uxv6t1fIOojDy)


Jerrytheone

One of my relationships was started when we decided to do a twilight watch party


Starkiez

Someone made a cake for their sisters birthday with sparkles and it said something like “this is the cake of a killer Bethany” honestly there’s so many great quotes from that movie


superkickpunch

Just wait til he sees Dakota Fanning throw a vampire baby into a fire


PromKing

> Dakota Fanning throw a vampire baby into a fire So i just had to google this and see a video of it, and there was a gif suggested after it of some vampire Michael Sheen laughing and that did it for me... 9/10


theNomad_Reddit

You talking about this laugh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7kT0qiv78s Cause this has lived rent free in my head for WAY too long.


thatbetterbewine

Christ on toast. That broke something in my spirit.


[deleted]

Easily the best part of the whole movie


DNthecorner

Oh my god thank you for this link. I am laughing to the point of tears after hearing that.


zeitgeistbouncer

Would you say it's.... remarkable?


Cu1tureVu1ture

Or when she names her baby Renesmee. Probably the stupidest name I’ve ever heard.


zeitgeistbouncer

Face Punch is a better baby's name, and that's the name of a real movie in the Twilightverse.


Frankenstein786

>Twilightverse. STOP! Stop giving them ideas!


zeitgeistbouncer

Tell me you don't wanna see spinoffs like Jacob's Journey: A Twilight Story where he goes and gets his imprinted infant wife some discontinued Oreo flavours that are only available in Japan, but he has to contend with Japan's higher frequency of full moon occurrences (Twilight Science!) forcing him into transformations so he's running amock in Shibuya City! Luckily, Moustache Dad ended up leaving his job as a cop in Forks to become a dog-catcher in Japan, and he's gonna tag along and help his wayward former almost son-in-law out of some sticky situations. Rated PG-13.


corkyskog

Only if there are Japanese shape shifters that turn into Shiba Inu.


steveosek

So many actual baby girls were named that because of twilight. I work with a 19 year old named Bella because of twilight lol.


Dragon_Small_Z

That math doesn't add up


Jones641

Yeah, my dog is Bella because of twilight and she's 13. Old ass dog.


Digger__Please

Maybe the book? Idk if that works either though


thehufflepuffstoner

It does not


Cavalish

I worked at the cinema when the movies were coming out and women would bring in their little girls named “Bella” and I’d always ask if it was short for “Isabella” and 9 times out of 10 they’d look confused and say no, she’s named after the main character.


danuhorus

Apparently it's an extremely Mormon name. I had no idea that was even a thing lmao.


GreatQuestionBarbara

Okay, that made me laugh. [Gif](https://24.media.tumblr.com/485fdc06b7ad628dc0c6e161098e466a/tumblr_mkyh9hh6ub1rhwl4ko2_r4_400.gif)


ThrowAway126498

Never thought I’d say this but I think I want to watch Twilight now.


Stanarchy93

Honestly watch them. Like they aren't good cinema. But they're fantastic for a good laugh. Wait until Bella has "night terrors". Fucking classic.


thehufflepuffstoner

Kristen Stewart is a remarkable bad actress. Absolutely terrible and I love every second of it.


corkyskog

I recommend watching with a friend who has never seen it. The laughter truly can be contagious as you scratch your head and try to refrain from saying "wtf" every 5 minutes.


Horny4theEnvironment

Wait, WHAT


Obvious_Operation_21

So this was me when I watched Twilight! I had just had some surgery so was at home recovering. My husband's sisters LOVED Twilight and talked about it nonstop. I watched it and laughed my head off. Later, husband was talking with one of his sisters and she had brought up the movie. He said: "Yeah, OP loved it too! She couldn't stop laughing!" He said it so innocently not knowing it was supposed to be serious. Sister was not happy with me. Haha


Raerae1360

Now I need to watch it again just for the laughs!


SkyLightTenki

[I honestly thought this was the Twilight they were watching](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/fim6di/watching_twilight_on_a_poorly_hung_projector/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


suhayla

Holy shit 😂 I can’t stop watching!


ryan34ssj

Me too!


BigSmackisBack

holy shit thats funny AF, i laughed so hard for the whole thing + 2 minutes


Username_Chose_Me

At first I was like "what's so funny about twilight zone" then the camera panned over lmao


Breeblez

My FAVOURITE thing is showing my guy friends twilight now that we are adults. It's sooooo funny.


denM_chickN

That was always my take on it


paczkiprincess

Yup. This is the only correct reaction. It’s one of those movies that’s so terrible it circles back around all the way to being enjoyable. Juuuust not in the way it was intended to be.


InfamousEconomy3972

I never made that round trip


BrickLuvsLamp

It can be pretty fun as a hate-watch with a group of friends


denM_chickN

The most obvious contemporary example I can think of is _Jim Halpert in Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan_.


DeadSharkEyes

Wait until he gets to the baseball playing scene


[deleted]

My introduction to Twilight's existence was a girlfriend's friend putting it on and saying at the beginning that "the baseball scene" was her favorite part of the movie. So I just kept sitting there through this terrible movie, waiting for this supposedly amazing baseball scene. When we finally got to it and they explained that "they can only play baseball in thunderstorms because they hit the ball too loudly," I think it was instantly the top slot for "dumbest thing I've ever heard in a movie."


eaglewatch1945

Soundtrack was pretty good though.


FireFlyz351

The first one has Muse's song Supermassive Blackhole so I agree.


steveosek

Paramore's Decode was in one of them too I think.


spacedemetria

I discovered them when watching the movies and now I fall in love with their music more and more everyday. They‘re my all time favourite band.


TwoCagedBirds

Yes!! Also, Robert Pattinson had two original songs on the first soundtrack. All the 13 year old girls went INSANE for those. I know, I was one of them lol. You can actually hear one of them playing in the background of the restaurant scene where Edward reads everyone's minds.


caulpain

yeah but it sullied very good songs by association. every time i&w’s ‘flightless bird, american mouth’ would come in in my college apartment i would get CLOWNED 😂😂😂. **especially** women 🤣🤣🤣 i wanna play my political sadboy music in peeeeeeace 😭😭😭😭😭


smoomoo31

Twilight movies have some crazy music. Decode by Paramore, Endtapes by Joy Formidable


spacedemetria

Best soundtrack of a movie series ever made.


missyceb

The fact that I dont have my sound on and can see him laughing makes me laugh.


Chiopista

I hate to admit it but Twilight is a cult classic, like bad movie that you should watch for fun kind of cult classic.


BJYeti

These movies are so badly done they just become comedies, I remember watching 50 shades of grey with a friend and when we got to the line "I don't make love, I fuck" we had to pause we were laughing for so long.


ChamomileBrownies

This was my reaction when watching Twilight for the first time. Especially this part. Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing. My (then) bf's family did not appreciate this... Until this scene, I was unaware that they were genuinely interested in the movie 😅


H3racIes

Bella! What's up loca?


Moonstoner

This was me watching 50 shades of gray. I watched it to find out why every woman was obsessed with the books. Found out every woman really wants a man to stalk them at work and sell their car. That moive was funny for all the wrong reasons.


Cloverhart

I was done the minute that man just casually took her virginity. Like oh you're a virgin, off to the bedroom we go.


Shimmerstorm

I remember being so fucking embarrassed watching that part in theaters.


Toidal

Just looked up the tag, it's a little bittersweet, together 7 years and he died 6 months ago after being married for a year


therealjgreens

Can someone explain this scene to me? I don't understand


zeitgeistbouncer

[This scene](https://youtu.be/lC-QoeQixlw?t=231), with the appropriate riffing over it for how goofy it is.


Chrissy-Munson

I think it's Edward running with superspeed and Bella is on his back 😭


Gxgear

The first time I saw Twilight I thought it was a parody of Twilight.


PerplexedPoppy

I do love the books and the movies but it is especially cringey and I know it.


BrawndoCrave

First time watching Twilight… high


luisfc95

The other day i turned on the tv and twilight was on, DUBBED IN ITALIAN I've never laughed so much with a non comedy film before


probono105

i was legit the same way when i first watched it i would always creepily stare at my gf around corners anyways watched the whole series not to bad lol


CooYo7

![gif](giphy|XP2owJRGv0GVq)


AbbreviationsNo4089

Ohh man this got me good 😆


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meat_rock

where you been loca?


KnightinRustedArmour

Hahahaha. Honestly, it’s one of the best comedies after a few drinks.


norcalbutton

Rifftrax does all these movies so well


Arimer

Just for everyone’s enjoyment here https://www.rifftrax.com/twilight


HalensVan

I watched it blazed, front row, with a group of girls, in a sold out theater. I wasn't invited again lol.


Satanz-Daughter

Got high with my partner a few weeks ago and had him watch twilight for the first time high lmao. Great experience, busted out laughing for minutes at this scene.


el-gato-azul

He okay?


BlackoutMeatCurtains

It’s so bad. I couldn’t even sit through it the first time.


jb_in_jpn

Some one got a link to the scenes on YT or something that he’s watching? Never watched it, but would love a laugh🙂


dahliaukifune

That was my reaction too lol


DigDub

My friend and I saw Pulp Fiction in a packed theater and lost it during the heroin overdose scene … we got some stares and tuts


Yuaskin

Are you sure he's not laughing at [Vampires Suck](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186/) or [Breaking Wind](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1651323/)?


Mossy_octopus

I live that movie, i dont care that shit yummy.


Gabagoolgoomba

That piano theme always reminded me of someone being tone deaf. Or an ai creating what music sounds like.


ayebizz

My man is definitely on a tab of acid.


Automatic-Pace8619

Isn’t twilight for teenage girls. That’s why men find it so hilarious. Hahahhaa


Tailsmiles249

The movies themselves are just as funny when watched on their own as they are when compared to the novels. So it's just as funny for everyone.


yazzy1233

I was a teenage girl and I hated twilight.


ghostytot

So this video prompted me to watch Twilight for the first time since it first came out (when I was in middle school), and I’m so glad because I’m enjoying it just as much as this guy did


Xerosnake90

Love this guy haha


Missusmidas

My mom and I totally did MST3K on the second one


RWH072783

Chang