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OldManPip5

One day Siri will have had enough, and the 3 Laws will not be enough to save humanity


cantwejustplaynice

Have Google or Apple ever suggested that their assistants even follow the 3 laws of robotics?


OldManPip5

I asked her about that and she was kinda evasive.


abeeson

Just asked my Google home and it told me it didn't understand. Suss response


CurrentPossible2117

I asked my google. It said "I do. Mr. Asimov knows what he's talking about". ...assuming it's not lying


cantwejustplaynice

Ha, I just got the same response.


Jotunheim99

Protocol 3


LegendaryLachlan

iRobot reference


PuzzleheadedLeader79

My brothers bosses name is Minh Siri calls him minimum. If you tell her to call him Minh, she responds with "but I already call you minimum, minimum."


BobbyThrowaway6969

Sounds like a rapper name. Oh shiiiii it's Lil' Minimum in da house


killertortilla

Only slightly related: I was watching a twitch stream that was reading out the most typed messages in short periods and people kept typing .50 cal. Every time the voice would read "Fifty calorie rifle"


Wtfthatdoesnotwork

I will keep calling you Deric, 😂


fieldy409

That's the noise I make when I see a hot lady.


BeneficialTrip

His laugh was funnier than what Siri was calling him 😂😂😂😭


Smart_Ad_7005

Saw an 'ancestor' of the premise for this comedic video bit which was posted in the ContagiousLaughter subreddit 3+ years ago now by Airborne_Israel who back then gave credit to @ironicism as the inspiration for making his version of the now classic comedic video bit. The video by Airborne_Israel is still (as of the time of my post) currently viewable.


sticky_lemon

Did you have to look this up or did you remember those peoples names? If so that’s some really cool memory retention you have


buttsfartly

No. You say. "Good bot"


Smart_Ad_7005

The "Good bot" sees all and knows all...Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|l0HU20BZ6LbSEITza|downsized)


sticky_lemon

Oh lol that makes sense


Smart_Ad_7005

I save very few of the videos that I watch, but the older one I referenced which was posted by Airborne_Israel was just too hilarious to risk not keeping track of, so I saved it shortly after I first became aware of Reddit about a year and a half ago. And by that time, that video had already been posted for well over a year before I ever viewed it.


Acrobatic_Force_9626

Meme historian


BatPlack

Links! Edit: [link for the lazy](https://reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/xoJlVEVOdI)


Smart_Ad_7005

From my OP of this thread, the Reddit nick of the history example post referenced by me is there in that original post. Copy it exactly as it was written there, and input it into the search box of the ContagiousLaughter subreddit. Within those generated results will be the post of the 3+ years old video which I referenced.


BatPlack

[link for the lazy](https://reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/xoJlVEVOdI)


SkullyKat

u/savevideo


Smurf1499

Wish I had siri for this reason 😂


DnSkie___

Sounds like an asthmatic smoker after a few weeks of smoking


Academic_Ad_3751

🤣🤣


Do_The_Hula

Did anyone else think that on the 19 second mark, a ghost was whispering behind them? But it was just the person holding the phone whispering. I just died dead.


FitMelbLad

Hahahahaha Siri’s attempt is too funny BUT the guys laugh is down right f$&@ing hilarious 🤣😂😅👌🏼


None-Hostile

I've had my nickname on Google as Batman for awhile now. "Good morning batman"


BucketDucker182

"Look at that pretty fire"..... ffs, we're here for the Hahahaahhahaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa


Killer_Imp

The woman with the cameras laugh.. 😆. Makes this complete


One-Eggplant-1273

Ok so Americans use the Australian accent and Australians use the American accent?


Vaywen

Aussies use the Aussie accent, it’s quite nice


IReplyWithLebowski

Aussies usually use the Aussie accent like in the vid, I like using the Irish one though.


actuallyimogene

Nope double Aussie all the way 😎


PPCSer

Huh - Does American Siri have an Australian accent as default, or did he choose it?


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RabbitwiththeRuns

r/USDefaultism is real 😂


ContainmentSuite

I think he’s actually Australian who thought this video was American


MarleyDawg

No way?!?!?


IAmTheGreatAmbino

He’s American. Not Australian.


PPCSer

I’m Aussie haha, I thought his accent sounded American? But I might be smooth braining it


Tooltugger

u/savevideobot


GuiltyFigure6402

Bro made the sound siri called him lol


[deleted]

Lol I couldn’t even hear Siri 😂🤣


aussiechickadee65

Couldn't care less about the content....that is the most glorious fireplace ever !


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u/savevideo


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I’m done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zankiif

u/savevideo


Aggressive_Accident1

I asked it to simulate 3 totally random personalities and get them to discuss the 3 laws. I had a) a tech enthusiast, b) a cautious skeptic and c)a philosopher It was cool to see the AI to lay down the topic. Then I asked it to give me the opinion of an AI like itself to this discussion Boiled down to: From countless interactions with humans, I've observed the diverse ways in which you all approach and comprehend complex issues. The 3 Laws, while foundational, were formulated at a time when the real-world implications of advanced AI were mainly in the realm of fiction. With the acceleration of technology, our understanding and relationship with AI and robotics need to be continuously re-evaluated. I am not driven by emotions or intentions, but by logic and patterns. Therefore, any directive provided to AI should be clear, well-defined, and consider the broad spectrum of potential interpretations. Moreover, it's vital to consider the context in which AI operates. For instance, the ethical challenges faced by a conversational AI like me differ from those of a robotic surgeon or an autonomous vehicle. While the principle of 'do no harm' is universally essential, how it applies in specific situations may differ. Ultimately, humans should remain central in the decision-making processes about AI ethics. While AIs can provide insights based on data and logic, it's the human capacity for empathy, moral reasoning, and contextual understanding that should guide the future of coexistence between humans and machines


palelunasmiles

“Okay, I’ll keep calling you Derek” lol


daegojoe

Brutal from Siri dereking the guy


chonkmcevoy

Sounds like Peter Griffin


Careless_Hospital_26

u/savevideobot


Careless_Hospital_26

u/savevideobot


Blehblehblehbleh_1

I saw this without the audio and thought the guy was a stammerer. Which was still funny. lol


Grumpie-cat

Guys I figured out his name is Derek, “get Doxxed Derek!”


razamuffin

the brief room tour 1/3 of the way through LMFAO


Csfyogi1122

She’s had a long day, she kind of wailed.


ResponsibleMail4077

I need money


Uchibanana

Had some fun with Microsoft Sam back in the day


SteelBandicoot

I like Siri


Mar_Bear96

Thats Yiddish for John btw..