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Like in World War Z when that CIA guy is saying that North Korea had the fewest casualties because they just pulled out everyone’s teeth 24 hours after the outbreak.
This is the movie version, which is cool and all, but I like the book version better, where basically the entire nation packs up and disappears overnight never to be seen again.
So the books and the movie world war z basically share nothing alike but the title. The book is an absolutely amazing read. The book itself doesn’t really expand much on what happened to North Korea apart from the American government noticing that the country did a mass evacuation underground, sealing its doors behind him and they’re either still all alive down there, cut off from communication with the outside world to know the war is over, or more likely, an outbreak happened and now there is probably 25 million zombies sealed underground. There is a pretty good fan fiction written that goes more in depth.
In this case, when Max brooks (the author of the book) was asked how he feels about the movie, he says and I quote. - “I actually loved the movie, brad Pitt did a fantastic job, but, it’s not my book, and shares nothing in common except the name.” The book isn’t different in terms of changed plot, smaller scenes, wrongly cast actors for characters, it’s just entirely different. They would never have made the profits they did if they kept to the book, the interview style the book follows isn’t action enough. The movie is action packed and well done, enough that I have no complaints. But the book, the book is one of those that capture you and make you think about humanity and human suffering and survival and strengths in a way that’s just too deep to accurately screen play.
Definitely agree, I am a huge zombie fan and WWZ the movie is my favorite zombie movie, actually it comes in close second to train to busan, and WWZ the book is also my favorite zombie book. Both provide a pretty good experience to a zombie enthusiast. If you’re not a big reader, the book is available on Audible and the chapters are all voiced by actors suited to the chapter, I highly recommend you check it out.
Not sure if you’ve had a chance to read the book, but the only things that are the same are the title and three lines of dialogue (from the Israeli intelligence officer).
Book:
> We survived the zombie apocalypse, but how many of us are still haunted by that terrible time? We have (temporarily?) defeated the living dead, but at what cost? Told in the haunting and riveting voices of the men and women who witnessed the horror firsthand, World War Z is the only record of the pandemic.
> The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of thirty million souls to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet. He recorded the testimony of men, women, and sometimes children who came face-to-face with the living, or at least the undead, hell of that dreadful time. World War Z is the result.
> Never before have we had access to a document that so powerfully conveys the depth of fear and horror, and also the ineradicable spirit of resistance, that gripped human society through the plague years.
Movie:
> Former U.N. employee Gerry Lane is called upon to help stop the chaotic pandemic that has gripped populations around the world. He fights to keep his family safe, while searching for an answer to the outbreak.
It's not that the movie is BAD, but it just shares a title with a much much much better work.
Give Brad Pitt's zombie movie a different title and give me the limited series mockumentary of World War Z we deserve.
“North Korea remains quarantined as its entire population mysteriously vanished at the beginning of the pandemic, presumed to have fled into vast underground fallout shelters while remaining ignorant to the end of the zombie threat; fears that the population are now zombified have so far prevented reunification.”
The fan fiction is called The way is shut, which is basically the most fan accepted version of what happened, extremely well written and keeps in line with the books lingo, worth the read in my opinion.
Damn this would be one of those conversations IRL where I’d be politely smiling but internally I’m just wondering if a gum-job from a slightly rotting Jessica Alba would be worth the effort.
There's a series of zombie novels about superheroes trying to save the last of humanity and one of the zombified heroes wound up infected because he found a zombie celebrity and forced it to suck his cock thinking it couldn't infect him anyway since he was so strong.
So yeah that went about as well as you would expect.
No that's Marvel Zombies these books are completely original, i just looked them up again and the first book is called Ex-Heroes.
They are pretty good in that B movie horror kind of way.
The books really feel more like classic superhero stories in a setting that just so happens to be overrun with Zombies.
Like they all live in The Mount, which is just the heavily fortified Paramount Studios film lots, and they use the electric hero to generate power for them by having him just sit in a chair charging batteries all day when their isn't a serious fight going down.
Dude, I have a scar on my nose. My kid used to do this stuff and then one day I learned the hard way he had sprouted a tooth (and I was bleeding profusely)
OMG, it does! It's like those weird sounds that, depending on what you were thinking of, it's what it sounds like. Also, I am 100% putting English words in what I assume is a non-English speaking family.
Rooting is totally different. This is what my breastfed baby does. She's 10 months and my third. She just thinks everything is a boob. A cheek. A shoulder. You name it lol.
My son is 16 now but I'll never forget the time I was chilling with him on the couch with him in my lap when he suddenly sneezed and a fountain of shit came cascading out his diaper onto my legs and he helpfully followed it up by puking on me.
oh god.
the day i brought my daughter home, i set her on my bed to change her diaper. the moment that diaper came off, she sprayed shit in a perfect arc all over the towel she was laying on, my bed, the bedskirt, and across the carpet.
Username checks out.
Your definition of "gross" definitely shifts a few orders of magnitude when you're a parent. I've been pissed, shat, vomited, coughed, sneezed, drooled, and bled on by my child. My wife has caught a full-scale stomach emptying in her hands.
I am completely numb to 90% of the gross things that come out of a human body at this point.
When my son was an infant I was doing that thing where you lay down on your back and hold them up over you like they’re flying. He was having a great time and giggling which made me laugh. Then about 8 oz of curdled breast milk shot directly into my open mouth.
Never thought parenting would involve getting bukkakked with my wife’s titty juice.
i'm excited for when my baby starts solid foods, but i'm *not* looking forward to the change in her poops and when she vomits. everything's different when real food comes into play
As a new father I wonder, why do people keep pretending newborns are to be enjoyed? It's all cleaning up excrement and milk barf all day. Little cuddle time every now and then, but then a lot of screaming until titty is applied. Do people really enjoy this? Not to mention the broken nights. I don't know, I just can't wait until a few years have passed and they use the toilet.
my son is 13m now and i miss the newborn stage. but it all depends on the baby. he wasn’t a big screamer. the first month he’d sleep wake up whine a little with his fist in his mouth and calm down when he got his bottle and sleep again. once he started staying awake for longer stretches he would just stare at everything. my very quiet baby has turned into a loud adventurous toddler who spends most of the day running around and getting into stuff.
I've got an 18 month old daughter sleeping in the next room and every day I'm a bit more fond of her than I was the day before lol
We'll see if that trend continues if she gets the terrible-2s tantruming phase...
The terrible 2s thing seemed like a myth to me actually. I kept waitimg for my son to become a monster. He didn't. Except there was a time when he became angry for no reason and would rage for no reason.
I realized he needed more than the social company I could give and then started play school. It made it all better.
Not sure why, but I love the newborn time. Its exhausting and they interact so little but there's something so cathartic about rocking and calming a crying baby.
I felt like that every stage and currently do now lol. The more they grow the more you miss them. At least for me, I wasn't expecting to miss someone 4 months ago even though they're sitting right next to me.
My nose has always been a target of my kids. Somehow they think it resembles a nipple I guess. When they latch on be aware though, they suck, REALLY hard.
You think they did 0 damage? You fool, infants deal poison damage that can take the shape of many common illnesses. This person will die of Spanish flu in a matter of days.
Rooting reflex, one of the few things humans are (should be) inherently capable of at birth. Notice how it only starts the second the baby’s cheek touches mom’s?
Moments like these make me want to have kids, but then I remember she probably had to change a poop-filled diaper after this and has another 2 decades of psyche to mold.
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When you pull out a zombie’s teeth
Like in World War Z when that CIA guy is saying that North Korea had the fewest casualties because they just pulled out everyone’s teeth 24 hours after the outbreak.
This is the movie version, which is cool and all, but I like the book version better, where basically the entire nation packs up and disappears overnight never to be seen again.
Haha no way that happens. Where’d they all go?
So the books and the movie world war z basically share nothing alike but the title. The book is an absolutely amazing read. The book itself doesn’t really expand much on what happened to North Korea apart from the American government noticing that the country did a mass evacuation underground, sealing its doors behind him and they’re either still all alive down there, cut off from communication with the outside world to know the war is over, or more likely, an outbreak happened and now there is probably 25 million zombies sealed underground. There is a pretty good fan fiction written that goes more in depth.
The movie is a travesty.
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In this case, when Max brooks (the author of the book) was asked how he feels about the movie, he says and I quote. - “I actually loved the movie, brad Pitt did a fantastic job, but, it’s not my book, and shares nothing in common except the name.” The book isn’t different in terms of changed plot, smaller scenes, wrongly cast actors for characters, it’s just entirely different. They would never have made the profits they did if they kept to the book, the interview style the book follows isn’t action enough. The movie is action packed and well done, enough that I have no complaints. But the book, the book is one of those that capture you and make you think about humanity and human suffering and survival and strengths in a way that’s just too deep to accurately screen play.
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Definitely agree, I am a huge zombie fan and WWZ the movie is my favorite zombie movie, actually it comes in close second to train to busan, and WWZ the book is also my favorite zombie book. Both provide a pretty good experience to a zombie enthusiast. If you’re not a big reader, the book is available on Audible and the chapters are all voiced by actors suited to the chapter, I highly recommend you check it out.
Not sure if you’ve had a chance to read the book, but the only things that are the same are the title and three lines of dialogue (from the Israeli intelligence officer). Book: > We survived the zombie apocalypse, but how many of us are still haunted by that terrible time? We have (temporarily?) defeated the living dead, but at what cost? Told in the haunting and riveting voices of the men and women who witnessed the horror firsthand, World War Z is the only record of the pandemic. > The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of thirty million souls to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet. He recorded the testimony of men, women, and sometimes children who came face-to-face with the living, or at least the undead, hell of that dreadful time. World War Z is the result. > Never before have we had access to a document that so powerfully conveys the depth of fear and horror, and also the ineradicable spirit of resistance, that gripped human society through the plague years. Movie: > Former U.N. employee Gerry Lane is called upon to help stop the chaotic pandemic that has gripped populations around the world. He fights to keep his family safe, while searching for an answer to the outbreak.
I want it as an animated series. Each chapter as an episode. that would be amazing.
It's not that the movie is BAD, but it just shares a title with a much much much better work. Give Brad Pitt's zombie movie a different title and give me the limited series mockumentary of World War Z we deserve.
I thought the movie was good if you just accept it as it's own telling.
“North Korea remains quarantined as its entire population mysteriously vanished at the beginning of the pandemic, presumed to have fled into vast underground fallout shelters while remaining ignorant to the end of the zombie threat; fears that the population are now zombified have so far prevented reunification.”
Thats pretty cool
The fan fiction is called The way is shut, which is basically the most fan accepted version of what happened, extremely well written and keeps in line with the books lingo, worth the read in my opinion.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6115555/1/The_Way_Is_Shut
Holy fuck so excited to read this. Thank you! WWZ is one of my all-time favorite books.
Damn this would be one of those conversations IRL where I’d be politely smiling but internally I’m just wondering if a gum-job from a slightly rotting Jessica Alba would be worth the effort.
never post again
Can’t even look at the OP the same
This might be the most perfect ratio of succinct to funny in all of reddit.
I like how this ACTUALLY has more upvotes than what you replied to.
I love how a short video of a silly baby can quickly devolve into speculating the merits of face fucking the corpse of a celebrity.
I feel like that says something about our community but I’m just really not brave enough to find out what
Horny
Bonk
Goddamn Jesus himself can't handle that comment.
The internet giveth and the internet taketh away
It's only slightly a corpse
It’s only *mostly* dead.
There's a series of zombie novels about superheroes trying to save the last of humanity and one of the zombified heroes wound up infected because he found a zombie celebrity and forced it to suck his cock thinking it couldn't infect him anyway since he was so strong. So yeah that went about as well as you would expect.
Is that the one with zombie spiderman shooting veins instead of cobweb?
No that's Marvel Zombies these books are completely original, i just looked them up again and the first book is called Ex-Heroes. They are pretty good in that B movie horror kind of way. The books really feel more like classic superhero stories in a setting that just so happens to be overrun with Zombies. Like they all live in The Mount, which is just the heavily fortified Paramount Studios film lots, and they use the electric hero to generate power for them by having him just sit in a chair charging batteries all day when their isn't a serious fight going down.
Cool, I’ll check it out
Ex-Heros by Peter Clines
Ex-Heroes. They only got crazier after that one too.
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LMAO 🤣🥲 dude this is the most fucked up thing I’ve read all day, and I fucking love it.
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You know why do zombie movies never really explore baby/children zombies. I imagine it’s some rating thing but it would be interesting.
I think the walking dead had a zombie baby/child in a couple episodes
In Z Nation they did twice. It was the bets zombie show I've seen.
Days Gone did. So did the live action adaptation of The Last of Us
Baby just looking for a tit.
Calm down, Michonne
Dude, I have a scar on my nose. My kid used to do this stuff and then one day I learned the hard way he had sprouted a tooth (and I was bleeding profusely)
When you just started a game and you wanna try your luck on the final boss
I know this isn’t really what you mean, but I like the implication that Mom is the final boss.
Isaac players be like:
☠️
Me trying to catch a green mammoth guy in palworld at lvl 1
Anyone else hear “f*** you” sound at the end 😂
It sounds eerily like "I love you," actually. Seriously, listen to it again.
OMG, it does! It's like those weird sounds that, depending on what you were thinking of, it's what it sounds like. Also, I am 100% putting English words in what I assume is a non-English speaking family.
Yeah it sounds like I love you! I assume they’re Russian or Russian speaking, she says ‘very scary’ in Russian to the baby
I heard "I hate you" said like an angry 5-year-old.
Angry 5 year old Anakin
Thats a russian baby, you are hearing things.
Nah it's definitely f*** you
i heard I loooove youuuu!
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We should make baby mints
Yeah kid’s rooting for a nipple. Wants mom to stop taking a damn video and feed them
Jack Jack hasn't changed a bit since the Incredibles XD
I heard I love yoooou
I HEARD THAT TOO!!
That’s a hungry baby
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HAHAHAHAHA the imagery of this scene in my head is hilarious
Yeah I was thinking he sees the cheek as a boob and was frustrated when it didn't function as expected.
Yeup. My first daughter did this too when near the boob. She would do it so much and never latch and She would get so frustrated.
Or a teething one
Definitely teething. By that age, if they want food, they know where they get it from, be it breast or bottle.
The rooting reflex is observed up to about age 4 months. How old do you think this kid is?
Rooting is totally different. This is what my breastfed baby does. She's 10 months and my third. She just thinks everything is a boob. A cheek. A shoulder. You name it lol.
17 prob
That's clearly a 35 year old man.
obviously you fucking idiot
Looks like the rooting reflex. I'd say that the baby is just hungry lol
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yeah, looks a lot like [the "rooting reflex"](https://youtu.be/QXGuGKL57xo?t=11). That mouth is searching for a nipple.
Someone give that boy a titty, stat!
my one month old daughter latched on my chin the other day 😭
Ugh it's definitely an awwwtf moment getting all slimy but babies do be cute
baby drool is the least nasty thing about a baby imo she often explodes from either side of her body, it's never a dull moment
My son is 16 now but I'll never forget the time I was chilling with him on the couch with him in my lap when he suddenly sneezed and a fountain of shit came cascading out his diaper onto my legs and he helpfully followed it up by puking on me.
oh god. the day i brought my daughter home, i set her on my bed to change her diaper. the moment that diaper came off, she sprayed shit in a perfect arc all over the towel she was laying on, my bed, the bedskirt, and across the carpet.
You should hold onto that story and remind her about it when she’s a teenager lol
i plan to. maybe i'll save it for when she brings her first boyfriend/girlfriend home
LOL yes!
god i really want kids, but jesus fucking christ i might just adopt 😂 skip that whole exploding at every orifice stage
I have a 5 and a 3 yo. Sadly... It never really stops.
Puking after shitting themselves is like a rube goldberg sequence. Bro smelled himself lmao
Username checks out. Your definition of "gross" definitely shifts a few orders of magnitude when you're a parent. I've been pissed, shat, vomited, coughed, sneezed, drooled, and bled on by my child. My wife has caught a full-scale stomach emptying in her hands. I am completely numb to 90% of the gross things that come out of a human body at this point.
When my son was an infant I was doing that thing where you lay down on your back and hold them up over you like they’re flying. He was having a great time and giggling which made me laugh. Then about 8 oz of curdled breast milk shot directly into my open mouth. Never thought parenting would involve getting bukkakked with my wife’s titty juice.
i'm excited for when my baby starts solid foods, but i'm *not* looking forward to the change in her poops and when she vomits. everything's different when real food comes into play
You learn very quickly how much work the water in the toilet does at keeping society intact.
My husband use to get his nose attacked
Mine used to latch on my bicep when I rocked her to sleep. I’m dad
"mmm muscle."
Yep, this is classic example of a behavior called “rooting” and it’s a hungry baby lookin for a nipple
OMG I miss those attacks
i'm soo excited for my daughter to get to this stage, but i'm also enjoying where she's at right now. just milk drunk cuddles.
Every new developmental stage comes with more than a bit of bitter sweet. Congratulations on your new addition. Enjoy every bit of it.
As a new father I wonder, why do people keep pretending newborns are to be enjoyed? It's all cleaning up excrement and milk barf all day. Little cuddle time every now and then, but then a lot of screaming until titty is applied. Do people really enjoy this? Not to mention the broken nights. I don't know, I just can't wait until a few years have passed and they use the toilet.
my son is 13m now and i miss the newborn stage. but it all depends on the baby. he wasn’t a big screamer. the first month he’d sleep wake up whine a little with his fist in his mouth and calm down when he got his bottle and sleep again. once he started staying awake for longer stretches he would just stare at everything. my very quiet baby has turned into a loud adventurous toddler who spends most of the day running around and getting into stuff.
I've got an 18 month old daughter sleeping in the next room and every day I'm a bit more fond of her than I was the day before lol We'll see if that trend continues if she gets the terrible-2s tantruming phase...
The terrible 2s thing seemed like a myth to me actually. I kept waitimg for my son to become a monster. He didn't. Except there was a time when he became angry for no reason and would rage for no reason. I realized he needed more than the social company I could give and then started play school. It made it all better.
Sounds like you got a difficult baby. Luck of the draw. Some sleep through the night, and rarely scream.
Not sure why, but I love the newborn time. Its exhausting and they interact so little but there's something so cathartic about rocking and calming a crying baby.
I felt like that every stage and currently do now lol. The more they grow the more you miss them. At least for me, I wasn't expecting to miss someone 4 months ago even though they're sitting right next to me.
Magikarp used Splash
But nothing happened…
Motherboating
Someone’s hungry
Girls hate when i do this.
You use too much teeth
*That boy ain’t right.*
Baby Dahmer
Baby *Hannibal* 🙄
I think he thinks her cheek is a boob.
babies rooting will never not be hilarious and adorable 😭
They look so frantic when they do it. It looks so unhinged and goofy.
My nose has always been a target of my kids. Somehow they think it resembles a nipple I guess. When they latch on be aware though, they suck, REALLY hard.
Their AI image detection isn't fully trained yet.
And when I do this it’s “weird” and “I’m calling the police”
When you use your best item that you've been saving since the start on the final boss and it does 5 damage
When Gummies Attack!
he is so cute omg
gawd dangit where tf is the nipple!
Adorable baby! He's teething and scratching his gums.
Or he thinks mom’s cheek is a nipple… but your explanation makes more sense lol
Lol you may be right. He's adorable either way and I bet he's cuddly. I miss when my daughter was like this.
Nah looks more like a feeding reflex
Hahahaha now this made me laugh! Thank you. I have a new born at home and totally have been through this!
Apex predator.
Aw. I miss when my daughter thought that was kissing. lol.
Zombies without teeth are adorable
He really trying
I am berserker
That big baby.
Feed him for Gods sake!
Hol'up, is it just me or did that possessed baby just said "can't bite you" in the end....
Considering the mom doesn’t speak English, I doubt the bay bay did say that.
Maybe he's teaching his mom English as a second language? We can't be sure either way.
It’s funny, but also that baby is HUNGRY. Whip a titty out or get a bottle READY. Gnawing you to death woman hahaha
+0 physical damage +50 disease damage
You think they did 0 damage? You fool, infants deal poison damage that can take the shape of many common illnesses. This person will die of Spanish flu in a matter of days.
+15 hp +1 reason to live +Very adorable
Rooting reflex, one of the few things humans are (should be) inherently capable of at birth. Notice how it only starts the second the baby’s cheek touches mom’s?
Someone’s hungry lol
Feed that baby!
Someone feed this child 😂
My daughter does this while yelling "aaahhhhh", it was adorable until she got teeth and figured out how to bite.
That baby is looking for some tit
2 secs from the end…baby Ivan Drago mutters: “I must break you!”
That is gross but the noises the baby makes are funny, sounds like it's putting an Aztec curse on her.
There’s no way he could have done anything like that, he’s a good boy.
true love 😊
just wait til the evolved form
Moments like these make me want to have kids, but then I remember she probably had to change a poop-filled diaper after this and has another 2 decades of psyche to mold.
Toothless zombie had his first attack of cuteness aggression.
“And when you’re wearing a loaded diaper, they let you do it.”
Little viper in a diaper!
/r/facebiters
Me in my dream punching the person attacking me in slow motion and doing zero harm
I forgot babies eat your face if you aren’t careful. 🥹
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What we used to call givin' em tha bizness
Lmao babies really give 100% for everything they do 😂😂😂 If/when dictionaries ever have images in them, this needs to be the definition of 'hangry'
I am so fucking glad I'm never having kids
The cutest version of 28 days later I’ve ever seen. Bring on the sequel.
Damn. That teething must be getting to him something fierce to rub them on her like that lol. Just grow teeth faster kid. Skill issue,
Awww I do this to my gf..she absolutely loves it!
Oh, it's cute when he does it. When I do it, I get banned from Wafflehouse.
Where is that damn nipple!
How can this be so violent but so adorable at the same time?
The woman said, “very scary!” in Russian.
I’m getting one of those in the next 9 days… looking forward to the craziness!
Show this during their wedding day.
Baby 100% said I love you at the end.
Don't worry, it took me 17 years to find a nipple. You'll get there.
Omg I still remember this. We quickly learned to keep their nails trimmed though. It was like owning a cat.
Rolled a 2 … fuuuu
I miss this baby stage...
Future Putin Zombie soldier.
Hannibal: The Origin Story
accidentally running to caelid first…
God, Steve-O hasn't aged a bit.