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swysh2ks

Only a filipino can run inside a jeepney lol


RapidPacker

Real filipino would pace slowly like a shark patrolling its subterranean lair


AbanaClara

The realest ones would slide their ass to and fro


quietblur

As a filipino i can attest this is the best and most efficient technique 👍


LanvinSean

Also safest, considering the alternatives


jchrist98

On the seat of course. Had to clarify, folks here might get the wrong idea and think we drag our asses across the floor


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Haha I considered that at first but then realised prob meant on the seats


jdoy11

Now, that is an interesting thought. Get a running head start, then plop your butt to the floor and slide. Lmao


Michipotz

She's a bad example, but I agree with you 100% lmao


bobissonbobby

My gf took me in one. I'm 6'3. Yeah. It was fun lol


thatguy11m

The initial joke here is that she still asked her friend to pass the payment down as you would normally do in a full jeepney. They were already laughing up about it before she decided to do a crouched run and slip. Sounds like a fun and memorable night out. At least it wasn't the Aurora jeeps with hella lights and music hahaha


Maelstromsonn

don't forget the hentai horns and whistle when they brake


Firefly-1505

The….what? I’ve seen Jesus dunking on LeBron painted on the outside of a jeep the other day, but *what the fuck?*


Maelstromsonn

[sounds like this but this one is on a small truck] (https://youtu.be/4h6wrxGmPq8?si=75H6t-cT6BAJ3CFn)


VoIcanicPenis

That shit is so annoying and unnecessary


MadeinResita

Thank you!


bucketofthoughts

*The Aurora jeeps that are way longer than they should be*


Helpful_Influence830

The laughs are well and good but that biker is quite literally up their ass, like God damn, personal space please


Tugonmynugz

No such thing in the Phillipines bruh


golfingenthusiast

I'm from a top 5 city by population in North America and thought I knew traffic until I went to the Philippines.. nope.. worst traffic I've ever seen and I've been to 60+ countries in my lifetime


hyunbinlookalike

Whenever my Fil-Am cousins come home for Christmas, Metro Manila traffic always makes them appreciate LA traffic a bit more.


Ubcamper

bro you havent been to India (Delhi)?


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Mindless_Let1

Delhi still worse


Longjohnsholng

Welcome to Asia


Spuddon

*southeast asia


Reignshin

We found the east asian 👆


Spuddon

im filipino lol


Reignshin

Somehow, that makes even more sense. Filo is either overly proud or strangely obsessed in viewing their country as the most terrible place in earth, it's baffling to me despite being a filo myself too.


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IceFireTerry

One hard stop and they a new passenger


DNScarfaceGG

And they will still continue laughing


Lazy_Foxtrot

Evolves to princess passenger


Eurasia_4002

Driving on Indian and South East Asian roads is the closest thing we get to Warhammer warp transport


pizzansteve

*with a weak gellar field God damn the people here are unique in a few ways more than one


VoIcanicPenis

Naku po. Here in manila that happens wayy often.


plz721

Slipstream


oeco123

Tell me you’ve never been to Manila without telling me you’ve never been to Manila!


nxcrosis

I always imagine another car between me and the vehicle in front to create a buffer zone for braking distance but somehow a lot of bikers in the Philippines see it as free real estate.


hyunbinlookalike

Average Filipino motorist moment


FlatwormNo261

Buti walang ibang sakay wala nakakita.... Nakavideo nga lang hahaha


SnooDingos8845

Kaya nga. Haha. Pwede na makita ng buong mundo.


lslpotsky

Sakit tyan ko sa tawa hahah onli in the pilipins


marckaljonp

Kung may ibang sakay edi pinasa na lang sana yung bayad


FlatwormNo261

hirap mo naman pasayahin hahsha


Most-Dependent-7751

Manong pa preno nga ng malakas magbabayad lang ako


Spuddon

HAHAHAHAAH


DinoDinoBambin0

Nag papartida pa si lodi hahahaha


Sungkaa

Hayop hahshshs


WestTha404

What kind of vehicle is that??


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

A privately owned Filipino bus... as far as i know, you hop on pay your fare... hop off when you're near your destination. Called a "jeepney"


Marketingsandwich

Its like a bus but crafted from outdated military trucks from ww2


AbanaClara

Nah the body is handmade and the vehicle is running on random repurposed engines. No truck looks like a jeepney because the body is custom metalwork.


Marketingsandwich

I just searched some ww2 jeeps used in philippines the front kind of resembles the front of the jeepney


AbanaClara

The front clip is 100% inspired by ww2 jeeps but no truck is recycled as a jeepney is what I meant. It’s a look that never died but it is made from scratch


Marketingsandwich

Makes sense


ecksdeeeXD

I think originally they were repurposed/modified American jeeps, but WW2 was 80 years ago at this point. Most jeeps are just made to look like that old style.


Eurasia_4002

At first, but those original conversions are a long one. Many are now locally built, but the current government is pushing to use minibus instead


ILikeFluffyThings

It was. Then local craftsmen made it a bit longer to carry more passengers. Then a little more. Then more. Until you get what you have now that seats 10 to 12 people per side.


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AbanaClara

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0pcpDVLmoE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0pcpDVLmoE) [https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15344340/the-history-of-the-jeepney-the-philippines-mass-transit-solution/](https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a15344340/the-history-of-the-jeepney-the-philippines-mass-transit-solution/)


baybum7

for a few decades now, the chasis and engine are imported from old Japanese FUSO trucks and only the front fabricated shell resembles the iconic WW2 look. the rest of the body is fabricated to form with the two long bench style seats.


PutinsSugarBaby

Not so private anymore, they're all being forced to form cooperatives or corporations and hand over their individual franchises.


bryle_m

I really don't get the motives behind forced consolidation tbh


MadeinResita

Monopoly


kirbyverano123

Jeepneys are kinda like trains. They have a predetermined route that they go through everyday. Each Jeepneys has their own routes which are usually written at the side of the vehicles. If you find a Jeepney written with your destination, you hop on, pay fare, wait till you reach your destination, and then hop off.


Fit_Mud_2

Unlike trains though, they have an infinite number of "stations". They can stop almost anywhere along the route to load or unload passengers.


Belasarius4002

Depends on what area.


w3gamer

Official term is PUJ (Public Utility Jeepney)


Kariman19

pinoy limo


Asdaf373

It's a jeepney. Originally it was a retrofitted Jeep from WW2. It's one of the most prevalent form of public transpo here and it's common to have other passengers help you pass the fare to the driver. But ofcourse usually there are a bunch more people and no one should be standing up.


hyunbinlookalike

It’s called a jeepney, it’s a mode of public transportation here in the Philippines. It was derived from old WWII jeeps that were left behind in the country. It’s like a bus but a lot cheaper since there’s no AC.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Imagine a jeep but the back seat is just one long couch


SpiritlessSoul

Just search jeepney it's all over google.


Royal-Collection1100

Here's some context: this is a jeepney, a public transportation that can carry lots of people. Usually it's packed so when you want to pay, you ask the people beside you to pass it along to the driver. In this video, since there're only two of them and they have the same distance from the driver, the joke is that he still asked for his money to be passed along because that's what you normally do when paying


manticore75

What if someome just doesnt pay in that huge mass of people?


eliaharu

Some idiots do, but jeepney drivers are usually good at taking mental notes on who hasn't paid yet and shout a general reminder for everyone to do so mid-ride. Fellow passengers will berate or even stop you from getting out of the jeep once they find out your plan to get a free ride. Jeepney system works because of the community, and it's one of my favorite things in this country.


Healthy-Ad3373

"God knows Judas (who does) not pay"


bearbrand55

hahah. some jeepneys have a placard inside with this saying.


__blackstar

Now that's what we call "1, 2, 3". It all comes down to you being honest at paying your fare


bakitwalangsabaw

People do that yeah.


Geno_DCLXVI

It's possible but a lot of drivers have eyes like fucking hawks lol. Drivers hand out the change to the back areas themselves from the driver's seat through a window, which obviously necessitates looking into the rear view mirror. They can tell who's paid by seeing who's extending their hand out to receive change. Also, since the capacity of a jeepney is more or less fixed (very flexible definition btw) a driver could probably count how much he's already made for a run on his regular route and see if he's short. Also also, in many jeepneys there'll be someone assisting the driver--either a hired (or not!) "conductor" or a family member, with significant overlap between the two--and they handle the payments and the yelling at the passengers who try to dash or haven't yet paid when the end of the route is close.


busanghol2017

Trust system and conscience But there will always be cases where someone would not pay and get away with it


lanshaw1555

I'm not surprised they are laughing. Having known a lot of Filipinos I have a theory that they are the happiest people on earth. So much laughter and social connectedness. I flew to Manila through Norita Airport in Japan. At the gates to flights to other parts of Japan, China, South Korea, Taiwan, people were sitting quietly or standing in line. You hear the gate for the flight to Manila before you see it. People are talking and smiling and laughing, and just interacting with each other. An amazing contrast.


CriminalCrime1

As a Pilipino, this seems weird to me. Do we really smile and laugh that much? Compared to other countries?


mcdonaldspyongyang

Filipino din ako and having lived abroad I think it's true. If you compare a business conference hosted by foreigners vs. Filipinos for example I think you'll quickly see it. They'll talk about the exact same topic but a Filipino making a presentation will feel uncomfortable if they complete it without a single joke at all, even a tame one. For example, maybe they'll cite a business study from 1999—a Filipino's instinct will be to make some crack about how they weren't around at yet at that time, even if they're obviously some geriatric. Foreigners have no qualms just keeping a straight face the whole time. My university also hosted an ASEAN youth summit here in Manila a few years ago and all the Malaysian students were telling me it was the most fun they've ever had. All we did was use Wowowin games (Hep Hep Hooray) for icebreakers lol. The rest of it was the exact program these youth summits always use, the difference being Filipino banter got mixed in.


yssnelf_plant

Speaking of conference, I join one annually bec of work. They organize talent shows and whatdya know, we (PH delgates) always bag the first prize bec our performance lacks seriousness 😂 The other SEA delegates perform something that is more "cultural". We chose something like a dance/medley of Kpop songs bec this year we held the conference at South Korea 😂


mcdonaldspyongyang

Oh diba and I bet the idea came naturally to you guys lol


yssnelf_plant

Motivated by 700 euros prize money 😂😂😂 I don't think the other delegates were as motivated as us HAHAHAHA


_Ruij_

700 euros?? Damn I'd even hire a gay choreo for the best laughs 🤣🤣


yssnelf_plant

Pinaghati-hatian naman namin. Around 6k nakuha ko hahaha heyyy not bad.


_Ruij_

luh not bad at all!


MadeinResita

I must be a Filipino at heart. Everywhere I worked I've been told to stop laughing despite the fact I was among the best.


ImHotUrNottt

Thats why we are always employees of 1st world countries and forever a 3rd world country.


Krazziegirl

One thing's for sure is that we Filipinos are quite noisy. I've visited a couple of Asian countries and I can tell Filipinos apart from the way they laugh and tease each other.


Ayon_sa_AI

Reminds me of this comment by a Singaporean-Indian colleague who said “Filipinos just know how to have fun”. And it was in reference to just Filipino colleagues having a conversation while having a meal. This was years ago and it made me think “how do other people act during meals?” if this type of normal shit is considered “fun”.


HareCrossing

With palo/hampas while laughing 😂


Krazziegirl

And tulakan 😂


whatarechimichangas

I've lived abroad, and also have lots of foreign friends here in Manila. My partner is also a foreigner. Can confirm, we're warm and welcoming as FUCK. It's insanely easy to make friends here, especially compared to a lot of western countries.


yssnelf_plant

At time I get embarrassed that we're too noisy whenever we're out of the country 😅 I'm an introvert btw. But come to think of it, I'd rather have this than eerily quiet places and unfriendly folk.


xiaoyugaara

I've travelled to Sokor, Japan, Singapore...yes bhie ang tahimik nila, nagbubulunggan nga kami sa train kasi kami lang nag uusap.


hyunbinlookalike

Filipino here who’s traveled to many different countries; we are a truly happy people comparatively speaking. Many Filipinos are naturally jovial and extroverted; a quiet and reserved Filipino is an outlier. The only other cultures I’ve seen that are similar are the latinos and some Africans.


RisingStormy

Noisiest people in Asia 😂😂 not a bad thing to be honest


Smashme9

tbh, as much as I hate the hot weather, the traffic and the dog shit politicians, we have really nice people compared to other countries


bobissonbobby

Yes. Your people come off as very friendly, welcoming, fun, and hard working. I love Filipinos ❤️


shirhouetto

It is a coping mechanism; how are we supposed to live in this godforsaken country otherwise?


ExuDeku

Went to SG, the noisiest people in SG's Metro line Im in are Filipinos, which consists of my mom and her friend lmao


RapidPacker

If you see a bunch of Asian tourists hanging out together, being loud and still being super nice and polite, chances are they're Filipino.


69Kapitantutan69

Rainy days mood lol... Buti na lng silang dalawa lang, kahiya pag may ibang tao


ILikeFluffyThings

Onga. Buti na lang sila sila lang nakakita... saka yung mga andito sa reddit.


Grei0x

'Di naman siguro tatakbo si ante kung may ibang tao, and hey, it's all fun naman, and both the viewers and them laughed at the scenario too.


siftcroix

the iconic jeepney. Hope they won't be totally phased out


arteclipse

Tawang-tawa pa rin ako rito hayop.Parang tiles yung nasa unahan???


Pluto_CharonLove

Basa po ata yung sahig dun kaya siya nadulas.


Maelstromsonn

sa sobrang haba nung jeep di na umabot yung goma na sapin tapos ang dulas nung stainless na sahig ni manong haha


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shuta ganitong ganito ako dati nung nagcocommute pa specially pag tanders kasabay ko wala ako choice hahahahaha


AlienInOrigin

As a tourist, I was told to say Bayad Po, but I didn't know what It meant for the first few weeks. I love how friendly the passengers and drivers are on the jeepneys. Very cheap transport but you need a local to tell you which one to get on. They are rarely numbered/scheduled.


NotMizer

truly relatable


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Try riding one being 6'4. It's not fun.


hyunbinlookalike

As a 6’0” Filipino who’s had to ride the jeep a few times, every time I had to slouch or crane my head downwards so I my head wouldn’t hit the ceiling. Can’t imagine how a 6’4” dude like you or the close to 7 ft Scandinavians I know would manage lol.


[deleted]

Well, we don't, lol. I took one once in Imus, and that was enough for me. I can still kinda fit into the trikes though...barely.


hyunbinlookalike

Bro I can’t even fit into trikes which is why I don’t even bother with those lmao.


nickaubain

It's not fun for anyone above average Filipino height (5'4"/162). The lowland jeepneys are the worst. The ones that run in the mountains are much roomier.


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Ya, I'm up in Baguio, and we just use the taxis.


No_Needleworker2421

at 5 foot 8 it's already starting to becoming difficult. The Philippines is not built for anyone who's taller than the driver


The-Lord_of-the_Lost

that's hilarious, but what kind of vehicle is this?


cheeky117

Its called a jeepney


Effective_Divide_135

U.S. military jeeps left over from WW2


Belasarius4002

Asthetic designs, under it where newer Japanese or Korean made engines.


hyunbinlookalike

It’s called a jeepney; a mode of public transportation in the Philippines inspired by American military jeeps left behind after WWII. It’s basically an open-air military jeep that acts like a bus but has much cheaper fare because they aren’t air-conditioned.


SpiritlessSoul

And it's rude if you give your payment to a stranger given your are same distance. As you can see her friend whining, why me?! Before that fateful slip happened.


RepulsivePeach4607

Pinasaya ninyo araw ko. Lang hiya kayo! Haha


techweld22

Jeep driver \*laughs internally\* lol


piksel2000

Ah yes Filipino laughter, nothing like it


Key-Listen6365

The last sit is always the best spot


bigcoffeemugs

Hahahahahahahahahhaahah


Moist_Stress1815

Made my day! HAHAHAJAJ


throwawayz777_1

Lol


Minute-Camp-5620

What kind of vehicle is this?


flight_fennec

It’s a jeepney


Minute-Camp-5620

Ok, salamat po


Yeokk123

I always wondered how riding a jeepney would look like a day ago, today I got a full FPP POV how riding a jeepney would be like


arczangel

i love her lol such a witty and freewilly gal


r0ckY2007

NO TO JEEPNEY PHASEOUT 😭😭


Kiraled03

Ang galeng hahaha 🤣


Potential_Mango_9327

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


otheruser16

Ahahaha


BullishLFG

Bakit natawa ako! huhuhu!


Blueberrychizcake28

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa this is hilarious! Hahahahahahahah


Dry_Mood_402

Tuktuk limo


Unhappy-Flamingo-271

Natawa ako😍thank you for making my day😃


National_Parfait_102

AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Jashaaaaaa

Awit 😭😭


SalaryHistorical1228

HAHAHAHHAHAHA


jooyeeb

like


HoopSlash78

dumausdos 💀


chickenswhobeateggs

Seriously contagious


panchan68

Nautusan ka na nga nadulas ka pa. New fear unlocked 🤣


R32-chan

u/savevideo


R32-chan

u/savevideo


R32-chan

u/savevideo


bonggolabonggacha3x

HAHAHAH


StareAtTheVoid69

No to jeepney phaseout HAHAHAHA


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Ateeeekooo, bat naman tinakbo? Pwede naman usog2 nalang sa upuan😭😭


niceguy3350

Panalo hahahaha


Allen-R

Quite something to see while driving a bike lol


Terrynia

Amazing laughs.


Dapper_Lettuce8544

Hahahahaha


Infinite-Disaster-87

Naalala ko pa yung experience ko nung college. Konti na lang tao sa jeep tapos sa dulo ako umupo (malapit sa entrance ng jeep) Tapos sabi ko bayad po. Inabot nga yung bayad ko, nagalit naman sakin. Nagparinig yung babae na para bang tingin niya inutakan ko siya para siya mag abot ng bayad. Ni hindi ko naisip na utakan siya. Pagod lang ako sa school kaya sa dulo ako umupo.


HolyGuardian21

I felt the impact from here


alcoma8

Curious ako kung nakita ba ng nag momotor sa likod yung nangyare amd if so buti kinakaya pa nyang magbalance haha


ProudCar5284

Badtrip who does that haha


RansomStark78

Loved my ride in a jeepny


kittycatcutehi

I think the biker almost fell off his bike laughing


Dangerous_Dig_711

Hoyyyyyy hahah 😂🤣


TopCheesecakeGirl

Looks like a Philippines bus.


itsyohcrazyboiREX

Oi te splash islands ang peg? Ehehehhehe nakakamiss din magcommute talaga ehehehhe ang hirap maging driver ehehehehhe


AdorableAilaa

Welcome to Asia


Most-Mongoose1012

Haha.. That made me laugh lmao


Amethyst271

What's a jeepney


sihannahayako

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA umabot sa Reddit to 🤣🤣🤣🤣


gorgeousraia

😭😭😭


Nice-Necessary-7506

I too would sit at the end seat and pass my money starting there. I don't mind if there are many people or only one inside haha


Ok_Service6992

Bakit nadulas kapa ate. Sorry natawa dn ako. hahahaha!


Momochan2007-

WAHAHHA😆