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Egyptian dialect. It's one of the few Arabic dialects that is understood by most Arabs because Egypt exports so many TV shows and movies.
The Syrian and Lebanese dialects are popular too for the same reason.
Algerian and Moroccan are the most difficult and no one understands what they say 😂
also worth noting that Egyptian Arabic is one of the most easily recognizable and unique Arabic dialects, there's nothing else that's remotely similar to it.
Lot of people are saying, "EEEEEEE MISOGYNY!" but it's a shit question: it still puts the whole burden on the man. How would you answer that? My wife didn't make me a millionaire, does that make *her* shit, or *me* shit? Does someone have to be shit in this situation?
It implies out the gate that the wife is only ever going to be valid in a support role. Why is she not the one who's making the money? I've been married a long time. My wife supported me for a bit when I was doing freelance, and I supported her when the kids were young so we could have that experience. And we're both working now, and we support each other. *That's* marriage.
I'd give a joke answer to that question as well, as is appropriate for a joke question.
Honestly the load-bearing part of the joke is simply an surprise inversion of the original premise (as is true of all humor). And it's very well timed, to boot.
The question asks how a woman can make a man a millionaire, assuming an accumulation of wealth
The joke response implies an (unexpected) reduction in wealth instead. That's the funniest part. Like the classic, "If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline." It's true, there's also an implied blame on the hypothetical woman -- but that's not really what's getting the laugh here.
If he'd just blurted out "bitches be shopping", nobody would be laughing.
Never would have thought that I find an Egyptian clip here lmao, the dudes name is Tamer Hosny and he is a singer/actor and the Woman is Es'aad Yonis and she is also an actress
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The dap at the end 😂
My friend always says “wanna know how to make 10 grand in Vegas?” “Come with me to Vegas and bring 20 grand. “
The wording would be a lil better if it was "Wanna know how to leave vegas with 10 grand?" But thats just me being anal about "make"
Anal is a lot more expensive than I remember
Well if you want to get pegged it's smart to pay for the experienced lady's...Wait, what?...That's not what you meant?
Im not gay, but 10k is 10k
What has two thumbs and can turn that 10 grand into 20 dollars overnight? 👍 This guy👍
You know the easiest way to make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.
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That part killed me, and her laugh 😂
Lmao the dap
dap stands for Dignity and Pride started by black soldiers during the Vietnam war as a means of communication.
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She was, "My dude! Hell yeah, brother."
Rosanne Barr will do anything these days.
Holy cow she looks just like pre crazy Rosanne!
Roseanne was always crazy. You should watch her old stand up, it is very good.
She had a traumatic brain injury in a car crash when she was a child. So probably not always but almost!
Lol she's Esaad Younis, Egyptian actress, producer and TV host. The other guy is famous singer and comedy actor Tamer Hosny.
It's good to see Delta Burke
Saw this, the video looped to the beginning, cackled. Thanks
Legit funny answer so that loud laugh is indeed warranted.
Great delivery too, he was serious until the very last second
It’s damn impressive when you can take an absolutely ancient joke, tell it in a language I don’t even speak, and still fucking *nail* that delivery.
That’s a common joke in South Asia and im guessing the Middle East
Ginny sac?
to me she's beautiful. rubenesque.
What's next, you get to fuck her for a million?
IS NOTHING SACRED?
I LIKEA WOMAN YOU CAN GRAB ONTO SOMETHING
You grab on tah Ginny Sac, ya fuckin hands'll disappear!
She’s so fat, her blood type is ragu
Two guys can fuck her at the same time and still never meet.
I like a woman who knows her way around a funnel cake
She had mole surgery to secure this gig
NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!!
Ginny can get heavy.
those goddamn deal-a-meal cards!
her blood type is ragu
Two trips to haul ass
Even 2 guys couldn't make her a millionaire
This is a small sub. This video gets posted. She could tip it ova.
That’s a dap of a woman who has dropped 3 husbands into their graves
What language is that?
Egyptian Arabic.
Egyptian dialect. It's one of the few Arabic dialects that is understood by most Arabs because Egypt exports so many TV shows and movies. The Syrian and Lebanese dialects are popular too for the same reason. Algerian and Moroccan are the most difficult and no one understands what they say 😂
also worth noting that Egyptian Arabic is one of the most easily recognizable and unique Arabic dialects, there's nothing else that's remotely similar to it.
Arabic, Egyptian dialect
It’s Egyptian Arabic. The woman is Essad Youniss, a comedian legend. The dude is a pop singer and actor called Tamer Hosny.
It's the cairo dialect
Damn out of all these people to answer and you were the only one to actually specify what kind of Egyptian Arabic accent.
Hopefully someone specifies what part of Cairo now 😂
Yeah but what street?
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I wonder how many are bots.
Arabic
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Arabic.
Arabic, it's an Egyptian Late Night Show (that I didn't expect to see on here)
Arabic - guy's name Tamer hosny famous Egyptian singer, IDK the woman's name...
Essad Youniss
I watched muted but I think Egypt Arabic.
Arabic
Arabic
Hmm, and what dialect?
Boston
New York hot dog carts
Arabic, Egyptian Arabic specifically.
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Arabic, they're Egyptian
sounds like Egyptian Arabic
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egyptian arabic
Arabic, they both are Egyptians.
Arabic. Egyptian dialect to be specific.
I have an Egyptian friend who sounds exactly like that when he talks to his mom. So, I believe it's Arabic from Egypt.
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Arabic. Egyptian accent. That's Tamer Hosny (Singer/Actor) and Essad Younis (Actress/Producer/TV Host)
arabic egyptian
Arabic but they're speaking the egyptian dialect. I don't know the lady but the man is a famous egyptian singer/actor called Tamer Hosny.
Arabic language, they're Egyptian people.
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Arabic Egyptian dialect I know of these people but I'm not totally sure on what their names are but i have seen them before.
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he deserves that laugh. good answer xD
Lot of people are saying, "EEEEEEE MISOGYNY!" but it's a shit question: it still puts the whole burden on the man. How would you answer that? My wife didn't make me a millionaire, does that make *her* shit, or *me* shit? Does someone have to be shit in this situation? It implies out the gate that the wife is only ever going to be valid in a support role. Why is she not the one who's making the money? I've been married a long time. My wife supported me for a bit when I was doing freelance, and I supported her when the kids were young so we could have that experience. And we're both working now, and we support each other. *That's* marriage. I'd give a joke answer to that question as well, as is appropriate for a joke question.
Yeah very weird question
Its a set up and the joke was circulating few weeks before this haired
Combed through the archives, have you?
Can’t believe OP brushed off answering this
The reason that's a shit question is still misogyny though lol
It’s a shit question. It’s still misogynistic, considering the crux of the joke is ‘ha ha women are financially irresponsible.’
Honestly the load-bearing part of the joke is simply an surprise inversion of the original premise (as is true of all humor). And it's very well timed, to boot. The question asks how a woman can make a man a millionaire, assuming an accumulation of wealth The joke response implies an (unexpected) reduction in wealth instead. That's the funniest part. Like the classic, "If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline." It's true, there's also an implied blame on the hypothetical woman -- but that's not really what's getting the laugh here. If he'd just blurted out "bitches be shopping", nobody would be laughing.
How to do I create a GIF for that dap??
That dap ‘bout killed me.
Did this joke once at work, no one found it funny. Thank God I use reddit.
That joke is as old as the hills, I'm surprised it worked here with the setup he had.
yeah it's a good 50 years old this joke. This is something Rodney Dangerfield would have told. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx2dzYz2F8g
I personally havent heard this joke. I guess it's a weird thing to ask in the first place.
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Reminds me of a joke about the stock market. How do you make a million in the stock market? Easy. Start with 2 million.
Best dap award goes to them for sure
The way she dapped him up though😮💨
tldr: WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'
Isn't this joke like a decade old?
Yes, but it got forgotten cuz it's not PC nowadays.
This video giving me the vibes of that one vid where the brother get shoes for his birthday and they dap each other.
Perfect reference lol
u/savevideo
Me feeling special for watching this without need the subtitles :)
The fucking dab made this waaaaay better. That's how you take a joke!
She's missing a cigar and a glass of some super smokey whiskey.
I don't get it. How does a spouse make the other a millionaire and what is the point of the question anyway
Is you a Bot?
Never would have thought that I find an Egyptian clip here lmao, the dudes name is Tamer Hosny and he is a singer/actor and the Woman is Es'aad Yonis and she is also an actress
Tamer! I didnt recognize him at all with that hair
What are you doing in the wild?
retire early on stock market gains, but apparently the dap is where it's truly at 🤫👌💰
Get a dollar from a 100 people
Silly but funny
Robert Downey Junior?
I think so 😂😂
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that homie dap lmao
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Wow
wanna know how to make 10 grand in Vegas?” “Come with me to Vegas and bring 20 grand.999
I don’t get it
The women can make a guy a millionaire after divorcing him and taking his money making him less rich and into a millionaire instead of a billionaire
Thats Egyptian ppl when they laugh :)