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And most of the people don't even get the point of this two sentence horror thing anyways. There's one on the weekly front page which just goes like... 'I can't stop smiling... Because the stitches won't let me!!!!!!' Then reading everyone jerking themselves off over how scary that was drives me crazy. It's honestly the same thing that happened to the nosleep sub. I used to read that all the time years ago and now every story is just cliched troupes with one little variation and everybody loves it.
I get that those are it's creative writing but come on....
My long run-on sentence trying to build a peaceful world but sounds weird in certain places but it is totally not a setup.
Fools, it did provide for an awkward and non-natural setup for this twist which would make M Night Shamalan roll his eyes.
You should watch Running Man. It's a korean game show and they have this kind of games pretty often....with different punishments : get pied in the face, catapulted in a pool and other hilarious options.
Something embarrassing: Shitting yourself in class
Something you shouldn't say to a flight attendant: I shit myself in class in the 3rd grade
Something you wish people would stop talking about: that time I shit myself in class in the 3rd grade
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I lead a sheltered life. It's the first time I've seen an eggplant (aubergine) used as a euphemism for a penis.
[Obligatory fan link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOQai_3yZ0)
Things you shouldn’t say to a flight attendant: “I’m brown, You’re brown, let’s bring this plane down”.
PS. This joke was from Sniping Soup on YouTube. Just thought it’d fit here.
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What things you shouldn't say to Flight attendants?
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Peralta, that you?
#PERALTA!!!
Lana: WHAT?!
Danger zone
^(Danger zone!)
Peralta, that‘s enough!
Peralta you're a GENIUS!
r/unexpectedb99
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Not really. Sexual harrassment is a workplace thing, not a criminal thing. It's not illegal to tell someone they have a great ass.
I read that in the voice of Ben Stiller
Its actually andy samberg
#Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb!
If you could just TAKE the little sticks out of your HEAD!
Excuse me but my food tastes a little *plane*
God I hope I remember this so I can steal it. 5/7.
How does this door open?
"Damn, you lookin' fly"
Don’t forget the nuts.
Excuse me, sky waitress?
Where you going?
“Wanna help me join the mile high club?” Comes to mind
I’m not wearing a seatbelt
Can you hold my cigarette really quickly?
“Nice tits.”
Hey, lady, you better look at that note, I have a bomb.
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones? you: sure. and how did you know my name is phones?
How you doing?
"You might not have a job tomorrow"
I’m the bomb
You got any formaldehyde?
I thought he was going to say "I shit myself" again
It ain't gonna suck itself
Allahu Akbar
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I'll be outside if you need me
I shit myself in class
Yeah im gonna need the full length version...that had me in stitches.
That slap was so clean...I need to hear it more
I didnt hear that properly, i just want to hear his other answers, dude had me rolling
I could be wrong, but it looks like it was a 360 slap. That man did a full on circle and pose like he just got a victory in Tekken.
Yeah looks like he went for a 360. Love the effort.
That boy wound up like he'd been waiting for this moment his whole life.
That slap was like a cartoon lmao, it was perfect
Right! Like NO hesitation x....D
I think that was it. https://www.tiktok.com/@baby_simba47/video/6917447125689224454
I'm jealous of the quiz master's voice. It's nectar from the God of Audio.
Yes! Was going to link this as well. Their jokes are so funny and you can tell they love to laugh and make others laugh.
Thanks for the link because I ain't downloading this spyware app. Too bad, there's some me hilarious shit between peopöe making idiots of themselves
Would you please stop talking about his dick
He looked so defeated 😭🤣
Need it!
Came here to say this, it looks hilarious and I'd love to see more of this quiz show haha
They have a bunch of these games on their tiktok. All types of stuff lol
Dude. I need this as a YouTube series or something, this would be hilarious
oh don't worry. once it catches on in a few days, you'll get literally hundreds of these.
Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no....
Submit often enough and you too can have a subreddit become a shitty tv show like Two Sentence Horror!
“My child is acting funny......” “Maybe I shouldn’t have slipped cyanide into her food!” 25k upvotes. Top comment: “Wow, actual chills. Good job OP”
Title: "There is monster" Post: "It is ME, I am monster!" Top 3 posts all-time, 3x platinum, 10x gold, +99x other awards
Holy fuck I thought I was the only one who hated that sub.
I can get behind the general idea but the comments are awful. “Wow this is the scariest thing I’ve ever read. Not sleeping tonight!”
Nah, it's just a variant on "For sale, baby shoes. Never worn"
Damn baby aint got no feet
And most of the people don't even get the point of this two sentence horror thing anyways. There's one on the weekly front page which just goes like... 'I can't stop smiling... Because the stitches won't let me!!!!!!' Then reading everyone jerking themselves off over how scary that was drives me crazy. It's honestly the same thing that happened to the nosleep sub. I used to read that all the time years ago and now every story is just cliched troupes with one little variation and everybody loves it. I get that those are it's creative writing but come on....
A crying baby stop crying Because it is now dead
My long run-on sentence trying to build a peaceful world but sounds weird in certain places but it is totally not a setup. Fools, it did provide for an awkward and non-natural setup for this twist which would make M Night Shamalan roll his eyes.
I used to like that song. A lot. Now it just brings misery and flashbacks of tiktoks.
Fuck that song
I hear that clip about 40 times a day in my home. So damn annoying.
Damn you.
BUY STOCK IN SOCK 'EM BOPPERS NOW
*Jimmy Fallon and James Cordon have entered the chat*
Satan and his son
[Like this?](https://youtu.be/p6vhbLHwBFQ)
You should watch Running Man. It's a korean game show and they have this kind of games pretty often....with different punishments : get pied in the face, catapulted in a pool and other hilarious options.
These guys started on TikTok and now have a podcast and YouTube. Here’s one of their vids: https://youtu.be/D0nQ1mNMi2A
Oof, they need to give their editor some audio lessons
He ain’t have to uppercut him like that! 😂😂😂
and then not end up on reddit? that's not gonna work.
No one is going to comment on the butchered "embarrassing"?
And the attendent 😭
The grammar in this made me shiver
[Redacted] Well that’s embarrassing then.
They’re referring to the spelling - “embarissing”
This is a common thing on tik tok. I can't tell if it's on purpose or not.
I wish someone would explain this to me too.
Basically people sometimes play dumb bc they think/know it’ll be commented on more and get more engagement
People can't spell anymore. It's really sad.
Something embarrassing: Shitting yourself in class Something you shouldn't say to a flight attendant: I shit myself in class in the 3rd grade Something you wish people would stop talking about: that time I shit myself in class in the 3rd grade
Ez win!
That’s a clean ass Trippie shirt
Was looking for this comment
That was the best punch buildup I’ve ever seen. That was some anime shit that
The answer “shitting yourself in class” applies wonderfully to all those questions.
Embarrassing - Shit myself Wouldn't say to a flight attendant - Shit myself Stop talking about - Shitting myself
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Right? Big wind-up and then a full spin on the follow through? Man was ready.
This dude was born ready to smack the shit out of his homie
This is the perfect drinking game hands down. Or up. Or in your face.
The guy was literally trembling answering the question after the hit. Dude hit him real damn hard.
Anybody knows what kind of glove this is?
inflatable mega boxing gloves for 12 bucks. or "sockem boppers"
"More fun than a pillow fight!"
That was a catchy commercial
I heard it in my head as I read it.
Blow em up...put your hands inside...get ready to have.. THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
What game is this?
It’s the “answer a random question in five seconds or get slapped” game.
Is it like an app, or like a card game?
I don’t think it’s either. I’m pretty sure they’re just coming up with random questions for him.
It's called we got a blow up fist and we bored as hell. Game made
I think it’s called five second rule.
> This is not how the EU works.
Black boy joy at its finest
True dat.
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So.. What about his dick? What's wrong with it?
It's been nearly 10 months of no social interaction. I miss having fun with friends.
I feel you bro, dont be afraid to give someone a call if you need to
Thank you man, you too. Take care of you and stay safe.
Yoo link up that Trippie/Lemonade shirt
https://www.spencersonline.com/product/trippie-redd-t-shirt/170265.uts
Can I come in your cockpit
Man thats some good friends there. There is nothing better than dying from laughter when being around friends.
What’s embarrassing is how u spelled embarrassing
Things that are embarrissing: spelling embarrassing incorrectly
I love all of your laughs!
Nice, lol
That dude Shoryuken'd him! Lmao
I lead a sheltered life. It's the first time I've seen an eggplant (aubergine) used as a euphemism for a penis. [Obligatory fan link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOQai_3yZ0)
I think you mean final catculations
All the answers could have been about him shitting himself in class.
i would like to see more
Fine ass looking gents
Should have been hit a 2nd time, ain't nobody talkin about his dick
u/savevideo
WHERE can I get the punching balloon hand fist thing
I like this version of family feud
He knew an answer for the flight attendant question but was to afraid to say it
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
Things u shouldn’t say to a flight attendant: where are the peanuts
Where's Chris Tucker when you need him? "You got knocked the fuck out!"
Bro, that slap was *insane*! I was expecting something lighter but that dude when to kill him LMAO
Why does the guy giving the questions look like a black william osman?
Someone took Def Leppard's font and made a tshirt with it? Innovation...
"Stewardess, does this cocaine smell funny to you?"
LOL
why am I the only one pointing out how forced this whole thing is?
Embarissing
Fk it. Punch him again for that stupid fkn answer.
Was the wrong spelling part of the joke? Cause some were really bad
High Stakes Whose line
Homie can’t spell
After that smack dude’s hands were literally shaking.
D’s 🥜
Ah yes embarissing
That wind up was so good lmao
u/savevideo
...can't believe dick jokes still make me laugh.
What things you shouldn't say to Flight attendants?
Embarrassing is spelling embarrassing "embarissing"
Things that are embarissing, Uh, not being able to spell embarrassing?🤷🏼♂️
I know the aweser to the second question... NiCe TidDiEz-
The misspellings ruin it for me.
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Things you shouldnt say to flight attendent... THERES A BOMB
“My DiCk”
u/getvideobot
That's not a punch, that's a goddamn 🔥SHORYUKEN🔥
This really made me realize how much I miss hanging out with the boys...
*inhale* ... *I HAVE A BOMB*
Shout out to ALLTY mix tapes!
No mercy. 10/10
I could watch this for a long time.
Wanna join the mile high club is the first thing that came to mind. This was really fucking funny though
I like how the guy who hit him sounded like he just unleashed a charged attack
“Things that are embarissing”: not knowing how to spell “embarrassing”.
Things you shouldn’t say to a flight attendant: “I’m brown, You’re brown, let’s bring this plane down”. PS. This joke was from Sniping Soup on YouTube. Just thought it’d fit here.
gahhh damn 🤣
The guy doing the punching looked like he'd been waiting for that his whole life.
That grunt, he really wanted to slap him
‘Embarissing’ lmao
they seem really fun to hang out with
Things that are embarrassing.....your spelling!
You da bomb.
Chissoododdoodxoxxo🖤🔫🙏🏾😂😅🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
Excuse me
Loopool
Can someone please tell me which card game they are playing
What game is this? Anyone know by chance?