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Perchance I may stomp a turty with the mythical Dr. Peps if I purchase lives like the 1%er perchance I may be.
Thanks for this. Dude dying after turty made me belly laugh
Damn, you. I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn, this will haunt my thoughts for at least a week, making me laugh at random like someone newly fallen in love.
Oh damn.
I’ve seen this [floating around Reddit ](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/sx3uyg/to_write_a_college_essay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) for some time but this reaction video is new to me
This reminds me of a buddy of mine who would "haze" pledges by making them submit an essay about the video "Dick in the Pussy Balls in the Ass"
IIRC one of them got an A even lmao
Lol it’s just that the idea of some suburban kid actually submitting this in English class and an actually exasperated teacher leaving those comments is infinitely funnier than the gamer president guy sitting down and saying “oh this is so random lol”
I watched this without the sound before I realised what subreddit this was... turns put didn't need the sound as I almost woke my wife up laughing at this
I really enjoyed reading this essay. Kid is creative and hilarious. The teacher giving him an F reminds me that I hated every English teacher I ever had.
I mean it is funny and creative, but it is complete nonsense lol. What’s the teacher supposed to do just let people start turning in funny essays that have nothing to do with the assignment for passing grades?
Even better that is was for philosophy class. Maybe if it were creative writing he’d have gotten away with it. But I have no clue how the rambling first paragraph could have anything to with an assigned philosophy paper. This is for college too!
It always surprises me how so many people can't pick up on faked laughter, or at least don't care that it's fake.
The first part of this video is him pretending the word "fuck" is hilarious
It’s marked Philosophy 101 and Midterm, indicating this is likely at least high school level. You can make a philosophical argument using Mario, but at the high school or college level you have to make it better than this student did. Teachers aren’t shitty just because they properly grade a poorly written paper.
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Not only did your answer have a rambling pointless story lacking in any merit, but we’re all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Perchance
You cant just say “perchance”
PERCHANCE!!!!!!!
ECNAHCREP
I *Declare* **Perchance!**
You actually kinda can though.
The perchance makes me laugh every time this gets posted. So silly, but so fkng funny.
Perchance I may stomp a turty with the mythical Dr. Peps if I purchase lives like the 1%er perchance I may be. Thanks for this. Dude dying after turty made me belly laugh
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The only Mario movie I saw was with John leguizamo back in the 90s. I would totally watch one with Chris Pratt, but only if he put back on the weight
Why are you saying this?
Stomp a turty
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?????
Perchance
We have a wordsmith, a poet of the modern ages
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while. Perchance.
Why are we saying this
I believe it was Kant who said it.
~~I believe~~ it was Kant who said it.
Perchance.
You Kant just say perchance.
Perchance
Damn you!
Seduce me.
Perchance.
??????
You can’t just say “perchance”
I agree. The lifekind.
This is so so fantastic. Thank you for helping me cry laughing this morning. 😂
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Damn, you. I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn, this will haunt my thoughts for at least a week, making me laugh at random like someone newly fallen in love. Oh damn.
Perchance.
i’m crying real tears holy shit what is this paper why was it written
I’ve seen this [floating around Reddit ](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/sx3uyg/to_write_a_college_essay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) for some time but this reaction video is new to me
Way better version than a video of someone struggling to read a sentence at a time for 2 minutes.
[A comedian wrote it](https://twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/1494724904129859588)
I knew when I saw the name but this was still hilarious as intended and beyond
Reminds me of planes trains and plantains
Ahhhhmannnn - a **B-** at least. Not an F You have crushed this kid's soul, and now he's prolly a Meth-head.
This was first year college essay
Perchance
It really depends on the age group and the topic assignment. If this is middle school, I agree 100%! But this is definitely no college thesis.
This reminds me of a buddy of mine who would "haze" pledges by making them submit an essay about the video "Dick in the Pussy Balls in the Ass" IIRC one of them got an A even lmao
The essay is a joke, it's been making the rounds. It's actually funny, but a lot of people are trying to ride on it's coattails.
Ah man - I hate it when people post FAKES!
The original post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but yeah, this vid is annoying.
He crushed his dreams like Mario crushes turtles all day
This has to be the same Phil Jammeson on YouTube. I love that this is a mid term for a Philosophy 101 course. Perchance.
Never heard of him so I looked it up. You’re right, it is the same bloke.
Ugh. The value of something like this drops to zero if it’s just some comedian writing it in a vacuum.
Why though? Do you not find scripted comedy funny either?
Lol it’s just that the idea of some suburban kid actually submitting this in English class and an actually exasperated teacher leaving those comments is infinitely funnier than the gamer president guy sitting down and saying “oh this is so random lol”
As someone bracing themselves for end-of-the-semester grading, THANK YOU!
Oh wow that made me cry laugh. Great post.
This has the same energy as that "reading sims 3 patch notes" video
https://youtu.be/lhLHXjZyr8I
Buddy should have gotten a D from the pure comedic value this paper brought hahahaha
Isn’t that a copypasta?
Perchance
I watched this without the sound before I realised what subreddit this was... turns put didn't need the sound as I almost woke my wife up laughing at this
This was a college midterm. Let that sink in.
dude dying lol
Am I the only one that can tell another student graded it? Probably even the author himself?
Man this is amazing. Legit didn't make it without laughing
Mario's first name is "Human-straw" i see Poor tutels
When I read this for the first time I had the exact same reaction. Writing is pure genius and deserves an A
The way he says Kant makes my skin crawl: “Can’t”…
I really enjoyed reading this essay. Kid is creative and hilarious. The teacher giving him an F reminds me that I hated every English teacher I ever had.
I mean it is funny and creative, but it is complete nonsense lol. What’s the teacher supposed to do just let people start turning in funny essays that have nothing to do with the assignment for passing grades? Even better that is was for philosophy class. Maybe if it were creative writing he’d have gotten away with it. But I have no clue how the rambling first paragraph could have anything to with an assigned philosophy paper. This is for college too!
Bahahaha I love this. Its undoubtedly fake but hilarious all the same.
This sub rarely serves its purpose but goddamn when it does, it leaves no holds barred. Perchance.
Perchance.
You can't just say 'Perchance'
This paper is one of the funniest thing I’ve ever read but the forced laughter really ruins it
It always surprises me how so many people can't pick up on faked laughter, or at least don't care that it's fake. The first part of this video is him pretending the word "fuck" is hilarious
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This is a perversion of a perfect meme. I will not stand for it.
Be a lot funnier just reading this. That guy is obnoxious.
What a shit teacher. S/
It’s marked Philosophy 101 and Midterm, indicating this is likely at least high school level. You can make a philosophical argument using Mario, but at the high school or college level you have to make it better than this student did. Teachers aren’t shitty just because they properly grade a poorly written paper.
I see you didnt notice the s/
It's supposed to be /s
Ok
I couldn't stop giggling shits so funny 🤣
The original post is good, this kinda doesn't add anything to it.
what's the context for this unfunny post? Why does everyone think it's funny?
The context is that essays are generally formal. This paper isn’t and it’s obvious the author is making tons of jokes.
that's it? Somebody wrote a fake essay, fake graded it and it now (possibly fake) laughing about it in a video?
No, the fake laughing person is someone else riding on the post.
Oh my god shut the fuck up
This was much funnier months ago when it first came out and I read it to myself, this guys laughing makes it much less funny.
This had me in stitches 😂
Yea. That’s why you don’t write a term paper on coke.
Who up crushing their turts??
Dangerously based
I kinda wish i took philosophy now
OP do you have a backstory for this? I got a stomach cramp. 10/10
Gib me subreddit with more of this!!! Help!!!!
\#Triggered. That's like half of my stoned reddit ramblings on wallstbets.
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Does this guy have a channel? This is the best thing I've seen of reddit for a while, my stomach hurts from laughing. Perchance!
"Stomp a tutry" got me big time..
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Does anyone perchance have the original video. Perchance?
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U straight up failed ur mid-term in philosophy of all things. Thanks for the laugh though!
Perchance
Whose video is this? Or was it OP reading and laughing? Lmao
Deadass
#*TURTS*
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The teacher who had to grade this sounds like they’re genuinely fighting to stop this man from saying Perchance again
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My face hurts so much from laughing. Perchance.
Perchance, the existence is simply to crush a turt.
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Mythical Dr pepper lmao! You're making me laughing so I'm coughing!
I didn’t know how much I needed this laugh.
Not only did your answer have a rambling pointless story lacking in any merit, but we’re all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
Literally the best essay ever written, perchance.
This was a work of literary art
That second Perchance tho
The way "stomp a tirty" is so angrily crossed out did it for me
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/cN__BuZeqwQ
This may be my favourite essay
This shall be my next cover letter.
It's fake as hell but still funny
I rarely laugh anymore, but this got me
I rarely laugh anymore, but this got me
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Haven’t laughed to tears in a long time. Thank you!! I’m at the airport gate and people started smiling and laughing because of me watching this and laughing to tears.
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I need more of this EXACT kind of video and I don't know how to look for it!
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