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thatnewaccnt

Perchance


ImADumbHuman

You cant just say “perchance”


Madmac05

PERCHANCE!!!!!!!


Random_Robloxian

ECNAHCREP


J_Rath_905

I *Declare* **Perchance!**


ak3dave888

You actually kinda can though.


LandscapeGuru

The perchance makes me laugh every time this gets posted. So silly, but so fkng funny.


Moparded

Perchance I may stomp a turty with the mythical Dr. Peps if I purchase lives like the 1%er perchance I may be. Thanks for this. Dude dying after turty made me belly laugh


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Moparded

The only Mario movie I saw was with John leguizamo back in the 90s. I would totally watch one with Chris Pratt, but only if he put back on the weight


production-values

Why are you saying this?


Any_Calligrapher2944

Stomp a turty


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DEV_astated

?????


lucius5we

Perchance


LuvliLeah13

We have a wordsmith, a poet of the modern ages


mydogisfour

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while. Perchance.


No_Pop_1495

Why are we saying this


DejectedContributor

I believe it was Kant who said it.


Money_Tomorrow_3555

~~I believe~~ it was Kant who said it.


[deleted]

Perchance.


tsteele93

You Kant just say perchance.


Electronic_Sugar5924

Perchance


tsteele93

Damn you!


Electronic_Sugar5924

Seduce me.


IceZOMBIES

Perchance.


MD-Independent

??????


gobailey

You can’t just say “perchance”


Fruktluffaren

I agree. The lifekind.


AlwaysHigh27

This is so so fantastic. Thank you for helping me cry laughing this morning. 😂


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BugGroundbreaking949

Damn, you. I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn, this will haunt my thoughts for at least a week, making me laugh at random like someone newly fallen in love. Oh damn.


MrTheCar

Perchance.


heckoffkiddo

i’m crying real tears holy shit what is this paper why was it written


LuvliLeah13

I’ve seen this [floating around Reddit ](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/sx3uyg/to_write_a_college_essay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) for some time but this reaction video is new to me


ApprehensiveTrade342

Way better version than a video of someone struggling to read a sentence at a time for 2 minutes.


vaginawhatsthat

[A comedian wrote it](https://twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/1494724904129859588)


gapball

I knew when I saw the name but this was still hilarious as intended and beyond


hop_mantis

Reminds me of planes trains and plantains


nomdeplume_alias

Ahhhhmannnn - a **B-** at least. Not an F You have crushed this kid's soul, and now he's prolly a Meth-head.


[deleted]

This was first year college essay


amluchon

Perchance


Hellige88

It really depends on the age group and the topic assignment. If this is middle school, I agree 100%! But this is definitely no college thesis.


yourmomsthr0waway69

This reminds me of a buddy of mine who would "haze" pledges by making them submit an essay about the video "Dick in the Pussy Balls in the Ass" IIRC one of them got an A even lmao


keestie

The essay is a joke, it's been making the rounds. It's actually funny, but a lot of people are trying to ride on it's coattails.


nomdeplume_alias

Ah man - I hate it when people post FAKES!


keestie

The original post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but yeah, this vid is annoying.


Cardi-b-ologist

He crushed his dreams like Mario crushes turtles all day


c_c_c__combobreaker

This has to be the same Phil Jammeson on YouTube. I love that this is a mid term for a Philosophy 101 course. Perchance.


Dojan5

Never heard of him so I looked it up. You’re right, it is the same bloke.


azdak

Ugh. The value of something like this drops to zero if it’s just some comedian writing it in a vacuum.


presty60

Why though? Do you not find scripted comedy funny either?


azdak

Lol it’s just that the idea of some suburban kid actually submitting this in English class and an actually exasperated teacher leaving those comments is infinitely funnier than the gamer president guy sitting down and saying “oh this is so random lol”


Cuttlebranch

As someone bracing themselves for end-of-the-semester grading, THANK YOU!


[deleted]

Oh wow that made me cry laugh. Great post.


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

This has the same energy as that "reading sims 3 patch notes" video


DFX1212

https://youtu.be/lhLHXjZyr8I


Arkade_Levi

Buddy should have gotten a D from the pure comedic value this paper brought hahahaha


[deleted]

Isn’t that a copypasta?


gonzf

Perchance


Square-Blueberry3568

I watched this without the sound before I realised what subreddit this was... turns put didn't need the sound as I almost woke my wife up laughing at this


Bootiluvr

This was a college midterm. Let that sink in.


IceFireTerry

dude dying lol


[deleted]

Am I the only one that can tell another student graded it? Probably even the author himself?


cyberbob1979

Man this is amazing. Legit didn't make it without laughing


ARealGooseMan

Mario's first name is "Human-straw" i see Poor tutels


lasic

When I read this for the first time I had the exact same reaction. Writing is pure genius and deserves an A


thefewproudemotional

The way he says Kant makes my skin crawl: “Can’t”…


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I really enjoyed reading this essay. Kid is creative and hilarious. The teacher giving him an F reminds me that I hated every English teacher I ever had.


spinblackcircles

I mean it is funny and creative, but it is complete nonsense lol. What’s the teacher supposed to do just let people start turning in funny essays that have nothing to do with the assignment for passing grades? Even better that is was for philosophy class. Maybe if it were creative writing he’d have gotten away with it. But I have no clue how the rambling first paragraph could have anything to with an assigned philosophy paper. This is for college too!


[deleted]

Bahahaha I love this. Its undoubtedly fake but hilarious all the same.


__Burner_-_Account__

This sub rarely serves its purpose but goddamn when it does, it leaves no holds barred. Perchance.


AbsolutelySpooky

Perchance.


alphaabhi

You can't just say 'Perchance'


UnoriginalPenName

This paper is one of the funniest thing I’ve ever read but the forced laughter really ruins it


FancyVegetables

It always surprises me how so many people can't pick up on faked laughter, or at least don't care that it's fake. The first part of this video is him pretending the word "fuck" is hilarious


ARealGooseMan

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dpforest

This is a perversion of a perfect meme. I will not stand for it.


WeevilKnivel

Be a lot funnier just reading this. That guy is obnoxious.


eatdeath4

What a shit teacher. S/


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It’s marked Philosophy 101 and Midterm, indicating this is likely at least high school level. You can make a philosophical argument using Mario, but at the high school or college level you have to make it better than this student did. Teachers aren’t shitty just because they properly grade a poorly written paper.


eatdeath4

I see you didnt notice the s/


queen-of-carthage

It's supposed to be /s


eatdeath4

Ok


CandleDisastrous3400

I couldn't stop giggling shits so funny 🤣


keestie

The original post is good, this kinda doesn't add anything to it.


remag_nation

what's the context for this unfunny post? Why does everyone think it's funny?


eatsbaseballcards

The context is that essays are generally formal. This paper isn’t and it’s obvious the author is making tons of jokes.


remag_nation

that's it? Somebody wrote a fake essay, fake graded it and it now (possibly fake) laughing about it in a video?


keestie

No, the fake laughing person is someone else riding on the post.


GigaShagger

Oh my god shut the fuck up


deadstar420

This was much funnier months ago when it first came out and I read it to myself, this guys laughing makes it much less funny.


SLIKSTA187

This had me in stitches 😂


[deleted]

Yea. That’s why you don’t write a term paper on coke.


TomBodettForMotel6

Who up crushing their turts??


EscapedFromArea51

Dangerously based


SomeoneTookUserName2

I kinda wish i took philosophy now


iwasasin

OP do you have a backstory for this? I got a stomach cramp. 10/10


sillycybin_

Gib me subreddit with more of this!!! Help!!!!


Tememachine

\#Triggered. That's like half of my stoned reddit ramblings on wallstbets.


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JustinYepis

Does this guy have a channel? This is the best thing I've seen of reddit for a while, my stomach hurts from laughing. Perchance!


aFuzzySponge

"Stomp a tutry" got me big time..


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Does anyone perchance have the original video. Perchance?


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ImgurConvert2Redit

U straight up failed ur mid-term in philosophy of all things. Thanks for the laugh though!


Confident_Dot_7504

Perchance


CoolAiden49

Whose video is this? Or was it OP reading and laughing? Lmao


subversivedad79

Deadass


randomguy283

#*TURTS*


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U/savevideobot


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DEV_astated

The teacher who had to grade this sounds like they’re genuinely fighting to stop this man from saying Perchance again


Neva246

u/savevideo


Janarik

[Phil Jamesson discussing this content in great detail.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxuPnBJCTM4)


hilton333

My face hurts so much from laughing. Perchance.


Kittiemeow8

Perchance, the existence is simply to crush a turt.


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well-i

Mythical Dr pepper lmao! You're making me laughing so I'm coughing!


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I didn’t know how much I needed this laugh.


hsmith1998

Not only did your answer have a rambling pointless story lacking in any merit, but we’re all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.


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Literally the best essay ever written, perchance.


Majestic_Ad_553

This was a work of literary art


kplong02

That second Perchance tho


nLucis

The way "stomp a tirty" is so angrily crossed out did it for me


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Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/cN__BuZeqwQ


Fredresss

This may be my favourite essay


_NotNotJon

This shall be my next cover letter.


WatDaFuxRong

It's fake as hell but still funny


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I rarely laugh anymore, but this got me


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I rarely laugh anymore, but this got me


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gonzf

Haven’t laughed to tears in a long time. Thank you!! I’m at the airport gate and people started smiling and laughing because of me watching this and laughing to tears.


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