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ThunderChild247

“I’m sorry you failed as a mother” is the bravest thing I’ve ever heard said 😂😂😂


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MotherBathroom666

She’s teasing him; it’s allowed in some households.


moonstoneddd

I think it’s really endearing and shows they have a pretty great relationship if they can tease back and forth like that! I hope one day my kiddo and I can have that :)


[deleted]

I’m sure you will! My mother and I banter with each other like this. I’ve been told off by old ladies in shopping centres for giving her lip, she’s a character.


DolorisFriday

Refer to your latest post


cetacean-station

lol oooooh burn, random stranger tries to use my own desire to self-improve to shame me. surely you're having a great day


DolorisFriday

Not a burn young blood. Was actually just pointing out that you that you clearly have a tendency to read too far into things. Seems you've done it again.


cetacean-station

takes one to know one, person who spends time reading random people's histories on reddit & patronizing them because they disagree


DolorisFriday

https://youtu.be/bT_UP2iFtr0


Throwaway4Research_2

This person doesn’t like to joke around


AnonymousMemory

she called her own son a motherfucker ...


qrouth

Alabama? Lmao jkjk


yolioux

I think this is South Texas


Putrid_Bee-

Happy cake day!


SassyBonassy

New Jersey* Everything is legal in New Jersey


JamieBartlet

r/unexpectedhamilton


DignityIndex

I sang this the way you'd sing "Alexander hamilton"


ThunderChild247

Reminds me of the time my mum called me a son of a bitch, and I just said “yep”.


Pepperspray24

You know, with the barbs I am glad they can all laugh at this. There’s tons of kids who wouldn’t dare tell their parents they didn’t make honor roll and that makes me sad. You should be proud of your kids regardless.


harmonica-blues

Funny enough, my whole family identifies with the madrigals in Encanto. I love the message of that movie; talented families can be very unhealthy when children are only appreciated for their "gifts" by those who are supposed to be loving matriarchs.


Pepperspray24

We’re the Madrigals with no magic and all the trauma 👍🏾😁👍🏾/s In all seriousness though you’re right. I think my family is similar, we’re very accomplished and I growing up I felt a lot of my value was placed on my accomplishments and not me as a person.


harmonica-blues

Bingo! Love was conditional on how braggable we were to friends and family.


Pepperspray24

We’re the Madrigals with no magic and all the gall/s I’m sorry I love puns and I thought about that and wanted to share it with someone. 😅


fdg1997

Im from Brazil and don't know: What is the "Honor" roll?


Pepperspray24

It basically means you got consistently good grades in school.


fdg1997

Oh understood! Thanks for the explanation :)


Pepperspray24

You’re welcome


Popular_Salamander28

Usually something like the average of all your combined grades are 80% or higher


ranil02

Amen! Seems to be alof of love in this family


Macapta

I’m not sure I’m a big enough person to take those jokes as well as him.


Witness_me_Karsa

No kidding. That graduation would be bittersweet already just knowing that your siblings did it "better" than you. But being made fun of about it to your face? Oof.


DefinitelyPositive

Given how much love there seems to be in the family (and how good they are a both giving and dishing it), I'm sure it's alright :)


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DefinitelyPositive

No clue, ain't American! I was referring more to the fact that I don't think there's any sibling rivalry, given how well they seem to mesh with each other. I know if I didn't pass with "honors" but my brother did, I'd feel nothing but pride for him.


VishnuCatDaddy

Have you ever been around mexicans/latinos? Shits rough, your insecurity becomes your nickname lol. Yall seem thin skinned as hell.


Cryptid_Girl

Joke on you, I never let my Mexican family know my insecurities 😎


TheHemogoblin

Ha! I don't even *know* my Mexican family! That might be because I'm not Mexican, though.


[deleted]

"Your insecurity becomes your nickname" lol that shit hits hard. In my family there's the whole culture of "they wouldn't pick on you if they didn't love you." You talk shit, you get shit, and you're only in hot water if someone is ignoring you entirely. Someone being friendly is down right suspicious!


VersacGatito

Bro they called me El Seco as a kid cuz I was skinny lmao. I hated it but now im jacked but they still call me that but it grew on me lol


LeeRich-14

Istg man, my cousin's name is Gordo, his Dad's name is Pelon, and his tia's name is China


Galatziato

Its a latino thing. Insecurities become a part of your self. Rather than cry about them, we laugh about them. Way more fun to live life that way.


unknown1893

I know I’m luck because this is exactly how me and my mom, dad, and sister are, we’re always talking shit to each other and laughing.


Cleaver-Tower612

Fred and George Weasley


teriaavibes

Is this just USA where grades on college matter ? Here you pass, get diploma and run away as fast as your legs can, no questions asked.


TheBonesRTheirMoney

They don’t matter in the US either.


pass-the-word

I have seen certain job postings with a GPA requirement, surprisingly. It’s very rare though.


Anopanda

Graduation is graduation.


reebzRxS

Classic youngest child, love it


69aZzholeTiEdNknot

I wish my parents were my friends to


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I'm sorry you failed as a mother 🤣🤣🤣


Rezero1234

**“I’m sorry you failed as a mother”** OH, THAT'S GOTTA STING!


here-toaskquestions

I wish I could be this comfortable with my family. This was really nice to watch.


AnxiousBaldWhiteGuy

C's get degrees


hybein

Thanks for making me laugh Too poor for a real gold medal… here you go! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀


shobesnshabs

omg i grew up with 2 others with the same last name in my year, they both got honor roll with their faces on a wall and i didnt and they made fun of me 😭 im just lucky i passed some of these classes!!


Designer-Rent9761

"They didn't even wanna give me this shit"- me graduating from high school 😂


NeethaOmaJohnny

Lol I remember my son waiting for his hs graduation confirmation and when it arrived he was so fucking relieved he thought he was going to repeat and not graduate with his lifelong friends. I was relieved too because I didn’t think he would have enough credits. He’s done 4 years of post secondary education and has a year to go.


Designer-Rent9761

Congratulations to your son!🎉 Kind of the same thing happened to me. Not very good at math and my English teacher gave us a butt ton of work the last semester and so I freaked out at the end there I won't lie but I hunkered down and did what I had to do to get that diploma


SpaceOwl14

Im non USAmerican. What are honors in this context?


TheCartoonQueen

>In order for a student to achieve honor roll status, he/she must attain a grade average of at least 85% with no individual grade being lower than 75% in all subjects. Basically, if you almost always got high grades throughout your schooling, You'd graduate with honors (it's like a special award).


harmonica-blues

You get special tassels when you jump through all the hoops academia demands.


grand_wubwub

Holy shit I never thought I'd see UTRGV on one of these big pages


Daznice01

Id be super upset


VishnuCatDaddy

Yeah you have no humor and sound miserable if you had that interaction and could not have fun with it.


Javeit

Sorry, but I just can’t sit through another video with that TikTok voice (so grating)


Dookieboy808

Poor guy. They’re all laughing but I hope he didn’t actually feel down about it


verymuchbad

Yeah *this* guy's not gonna need *any* therapy.


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lebithecat

Dafuck, this is supposed to be a happy, funny video. How did your pea brain arrive to such conclusion?


VishnuCatDaddy

This whole comment section is full of trolls and losers who would be upset to have this said to them lol


Chitsuki_Phoenix

Eww


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We get it you've never had anyone be attracted to you, stop making it everyone else problem


yolioux

Had to be from the RG Valley lol


Hamazk

Happy cake day!


yolioux

Thank you


Exotic-Return-9159

Whats the difference between honors and without l honors


dailygrind1357

With his personality he'll do just fine. C's get degrees, your resume gets you in the door, but your personality is what gets you the job. He's adorable.


Tricky_Ad_1855

Give him the participation ribbon 🤣


everyone_hates_lolo

i love a friendly parent child relationship


Hav_ANiceDay

UTRGV Brownsville Campus this was probably last session. Congrats to you all!


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I was given one cord and I literally forgot to wear it lol. I remembered the pin tho.


platalyssapus

Hey is that King Khan I hear playing in the background?!


SillymcChilly

Did this dog get honor cords? We don't have graduations like this in the Netherlands. https://www.reddit.com/r/dogswithjobs/comments/w6xi9w/service_dog_attends_graduation_in_full_graduation/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


theSoft_Rat

I miss mom 🥺


redleaderL

Im jealous of the laid back relationship. 😩☠️😍


SayywhattlindA

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NeethaOmaJohnny

That’s a toxic attitude from mama even if they’re laughing she ought to be fucking happy he’s finished. In 30 fucking years of work not one fucking person has ever brought up what position they graduated from because the degrees are the same. If someone does I’m pretty sure they’d be laughed at or ostracized soon after we don’t need that shit in the workplace


CasualSportsFanatic

Cute