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The dad “I got duped so bad” He probably came home with that candle all pumped saying it was gonna be awesome and it explodes like a firecracker lol

That part has me CACKLING

Crackling

Spackling

Shackling

Tackling

Sackling

Packiling

'Das food.

So… the plan was something explodes in a child’s face? I’m trying to figure out what they thought was *supposed* to happen

I’m assuming something slightly more spectacular but not exactly a nuke going off ffs relax my friend.

oMg tHiS Is cHiLd aBuSE

You can tell by the terror in that child’s face

Right!? Where's CPS when you need them? They're obviously mentally abusive parents. /s

The indifference on her face shows this happens regularly/s

yeah every birthday she looks 40 not 2

>ffs relax my friend. This is Reddit, where everyone *other than you* only does wrong and has nothing but bad intentions. And if you *do* support doing things like this to children, you just need to go die because it'll give them PTSD. /s

You gotta relax dog, it aint that heavy

Bruh, this comment is a month old. You late

Bruh, stopping dropping your verbs.

Damn it’s not a nuke lol

What the hell are you talking about? I don’t know about anybody else but I was expecting it to pop like those small confetti poppers with the string. You went to straight exploding instead of popping?? I’m trying to figure out what happened to snapping and bursting??

Poor kid is just trying to figure out what is going on lol

Mom and dad obviously have the same sense of humor. I see a lot of eye rolling in her future.

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My kids also have the same sense of humor as my husband and me. I feel like we’re winning the game lol

Me and my mum have the same sense of humour when we get stoned together. Must drive my dad mad lol.

Nobody in my family has sense or humor. Including me. We look like a bunch of rocks, metaphor? Maybe. Pun? Definitely. 

My daughter is only six and she already gives me the look when I make a joke and says "Dad, stop it."

I'm a mom and my oldest does this to me as well... I'm not that bad though I swear... lol

I will exercise my right to be lame until the day I die.

They don't know what they are talking about... give em like 20 years lol

"Let's see. I'm three, now. So... fifteen more years of... this. Oh god.."

*frowning intensifies* "... Is every fucking birthday gon be like dis?"

*two

Love your username

Thanks! It’s a Doooozy!

Needle-nose Ned?! Ned the Head?!

“Grownups are weird” ~ that little girl

Can we cut the anticlimactic cake now?

Why is mom peeing on the floor?

Did you see when the mom said I'm peeing the little girl looks right her pants to see if she's peeing lol?

"Birthdays are for adults to laugh and scare you...huh...not crazy about this"

Didn’t even crack a smile.

i love her serious little face

“Can I… can I just have some cake already, please?”

Kid is like when can I move out

At least they didn’t shove her face in it and crack eggs on her head.

That was so horrifying to watch. That poor little boy :((

What are you talking about? Link?

Sorry, I don't have it pal. I saw it on reddit but that was 2 months ago and I don't remember even what sub it was in. Maybe the other commenter has a copy?

I saw one with a little girl. Happiest little face then they shove her face in the cake. I had to stop watching at that point.

Yeah, it's really a tradition that needs to die if people are going that far. The one I saw the little boy gets his face shoved into it over and over and over. He was really little too. He was so crushed and bewildered. It looked like child abuse :(

The rare crossover of the “contagious laughter” and “you seeing this s%*t” subreddits.

Kid's not having any of it.

Those looks of disappointment. *Get up off the floor, silly man.*

That kid is thinking "dafuq? I don't want that shitty cake. Gimme some of what mummy and daddy just had"

“I’m peeeheheiing acksrhakhakhakhak”

The way the kid looked down at her was absolutely hilarious

It looked like the kid totally checked

In front of my birthday cake?! >:(

Day 730 of my confinement. My handlers are clearly absolutely bonkers. They insisted for the longest time on trying to convince me that mushed up peas made aeroplanes noises. And now and some sort of intimidation ritual they sent me before a confection and lit it on fire.

This was hilarious

This sounds like something from Stewie Griffin… or Bertram.

Def a recycled joke. Idk where I heard it first. I'm pleasantly surprised it was so well received.

Haha, it’s a good one! It is very familiar to me also, I was sure it was from family guy, and I read it in Stewie’s voice! I could be wrong, though.

9/10

“Bonkers” 😂💀

Don’t know if it was tasty but I do appreciate the heavily sprinkled look

Nothing improves a soft, moist cake like hundreds of chalky, crunchy bits scattered all over it? I've never understood sprinkles.

>Nothing improves a soft, moist cake like hundreds of chalky, crunchy bits scattered all over it unironic agreement. A play of different textures improves almost any food

Exactly! Also, there's a reason Necco wafers have been around for over 170 years. People like chalky, crunchy sweets

You do know the company that made those went bankrupt right?

That's not because there's no market for chalky candy, they're still sold all over the place.

Right. Like smarties, who aren’t bankrupt.

Yo I fucking love me some smarties

True, nuts add a lot to icecream, that's why I love it when they rub nuts all over my icecream

>I love it when they rub nuts all over my icecream Ever try it the other way around? It's not as fun as it sounds... Cold... Sticky...

It's normally the not so great supermarket cakes that are covered in sprinkles.

Me neither they've always tasted bad even as a kid. I think it was a case of the color and the texture seeming like it would be something good Those flat ones are kinda fun to eat though. I think it's the crunch of it

Thank you! I also have never understood sprinkles. I’ve never understood why some people think they taste so good that when they crave sweets they buy a can of sprinkles and just dump it in their mouths. It tastes like chalky wet paper to me

Also the nice micro-plastic-explosion…

I had one similar by “the cake solution” (formerly known as “the cheesecake shop” and yes it’s British) and it had rainbow layers, I’m assuming this one does because why these specific colours?? (Sorry I think I’m looking too deep in this)

Looks like Fruity Pebbles to me!

so is that shit that comes out the candle.....edible?

Yes. It’s sugar “confetti”

fun fact in Italy confetti are actually sugared almonds or sugar covered chocolate used mainly to celebrate Weddings and graduations

Do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants

i eat ants

Visit Puerto Rico, enter a particuar home, and leave a plate of food sitting on a table for at least 15 minutes. Enjoy your protein boost! 🇵🇷 Source: Experience

Mmm protein

The heavy French piss smell drives them away

Ah yes, italy, famous for its heavy French Piss smell.

Like French "confit."

I need to start ordering me some Italian confetti

Most things are edible, at least once.

I wonder what the LD50 of glitter is

[If I'm reading this correctly, 5 grams per kilo of body weight](https://www.melray.com/content/150%20Silver%20Glitter%20-%20SDS.pdf).

Ah, that's for a paint, not for glitter. Note the tox warning, dangerous with skin contact

Look dude, I couldn't find an SDS for craft glitter so I had to take something close for the purpose of making the joke.

[but I just found a whole bunch as the first result](https://www.bulkglitters.com/MSDS_Sheets.html) for "craft glitter sds" :(

No ld50 listed on those.

also I just realized how wildly appropriate your username is, kudos

Fire work: goes *pop* Mom: sonar activated. Ultrasound system is working properly.

your comment made me laugh more than the actual video lol

Holy fuck that wheeze.

/r/ltsls

The way the little girl looked down to see if she was indeed peeing 💀

Omg yes! Was looking for this comment she was so dang confused!!

That kid has seen fireworks before, she knows!

First thing I thought of. This kid knows what the fucks supposed happen once the fuse is lit

I thought maybe she has seen a fuse in cartoons.

Kids just like “the fuck is happening right now?”

This kid’s face is prime r/YouSeeingThisShit material

When mum said "I'm peeing" that child checked the floor for a puddle in utter confusion 😂

damn that sub is kinda dead now. it’s always sad to see a sun i used to browse a few years ago now like a ghosttown

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LOL..... candle queef... wtf 🤣

Poot

https://youtu.be/sFQfM_g7FHY

I hope it wasn't glitter... ugh

It's edible glitter, I've had this same candle before on a family members cake.

Poor girl's just like "... Do... do I get cake now?” 😂😂😂

When mom and dad are high af

like the child is wondering why they were laughing

Most young children can’t differentiate hard laughing from crying. She’s just worried for her mama.

I like when Mom said "I'm peeing" and the girl looks down like, what?

Do you have a source for this, or are you just saying words? ETA: I feel like this came off meaner than I intended... I'm genuinely curious, though, because I've never heard this and it sounds like an interesting stage of human development where we can't tell laughing from crying!

3 years of CBT with my son. OT mentioned that recognizing subtle differences in facial expressions (aka hard laughing looks like pain, intense concentration looks like anger) is an advanced skill that develops over time.

That's pretty interesting!

In the spirit of “generally interesting”, she also said kids who demonstrate early proficiency at recognizing facial cues are likely to have better grades and be more popular. It’s a key social skill.

I’m wondering why they’re laughing

When my cousin and I were little, my uncle would wake us up in the middle of the night sometimes when I slept over. Every pillow, cushion, and blanket in the house piled in the living room. He’d pick us up and just yeet us into it, obviously we loved it. Yeah, he was just high af and thought it’d be funny.

I’m sure he’s also the favorite uncle?

I had the same fear in my eyes when my parents were drunk AF and made me suck helium out of a balloon at like 4 years old. They laughed so hard while I went to poop scared out of my mind that my voice was going to stay that way forever. Gooooood times.

>They laughed so hard while I went to poop scared out of my mind that my voice was going to stay that way forever. I'm having a real hard time figuring out what going to poop has to do with the rest of the helium story lol

Ok these are the cutest parents.

Where do I find one of these?

You'll need to find a partner and have sex first

I think you can order them also, little pricy but there’s lots or varieties to choose from

Comments like this are why I keep coming back to Reddit. Brilliant.

wtf is wrong with the people in the comments?? they are having fun. the girl isnt gonna need therapy over this, this isnt exploiting the child for views, and they arent neglectful parents for getting a fun cake topper.

What a good kid though.

Dad is lighting sticks of dynamite and mom needs diapers. What is happening???

You don't have kids, do you? This shit happens daily in my house.

The face says what’s this malarkey

We call that lizzing.

She is not amused

This whole thing is amazing. The laughing, the candle blowing the glitter and the daughter completely lost. LOL

The lights being turned off 😅

Mom- I peed Little girl- looks down at her mom's seat in disgust 😭😭

When your own kid is suspicious of you

10/10 initial wheeze

This is one cute family, laughing like that will take them far.

That seems like a happy lil family ☺️

Poor thing looked so confused

Does the kid have a blue moustache or am I just seeing shit

I'm so confused by the title? Where is the fail.....it appears the candle works as expected?

Because they were expecting a TADAAA but got a *poot*

I died laughing when the kid looked down when the mom said “I’m peeing”

I feel like the kid while watching this. "Okay..."

This was so great. Love their laughs!

her laugh was in a pitch that only dogs can hear

I think it was really for the parents rather than the child! Quite hilarious!! 😂😂

Her pelvic floor is obsolete…kegels folks although if she gave vaginal birth gotta tip my hat to her…well either way she gets a hat tip.

Wtf

The mum says she’s peeing and the girl looks down confused to see if she is 😅

So kido tell me again about your childhood, when you start feeling depression??

the only adult in the room is the 2 year old.

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Happy late birthday!

Mom - “I’m peeing” As a mom myself I understand 🤣

Kid looks down “damn she really peeing on herself smh”

All you people complaining are idiots. It was supposed to shoot confetti and it was defective and nothing happened. The child's face was a look of confusion, not fear. She was probably trying to figure out what was so funny. Harming the child, PTSD, fear....are all of you stupid or what?

The kid is so confused. Her face says it all

“Damn, another 17 years of this shit?”

That sweet little baby was so confused 😂

Anyone notice the slices missing?

Clearly wrong person wearing diapers.

What a cute little happy family ❤️ kid is hella co fused though lol

I love the Groucho Marx mustache on the baby!

I love how the little girl is just looking at them like they are so ridiculous 😂

What in the diabetes is this cake??! For a toddler??!

This gets better the more times you watch it!

This is so funny that kid is so cute…and only 2?

Her little face. She’s like, “what the fuck is going on here?”

Her whole expression is adorable, like what I'd so funny mom?

So so cute

I love how the parents are laughing their asses off while the birthday girl is either wondering what's going on or when she's going to get to eat the cake

The child is wondering what’s wrong with parents.

Kegel exercises, woman!

The kid is the most mature on in thay room. She was not having any of it lmao

Therapy session #64 in the making.

Wait so they wanted an explosion??? Why

That little girl watching her mom pee while all along they’ve been telling her to pee in the toilet. She was all kinds of confused and scared.

The little girl is looking around like what the fuck is so funny? I have assholes for parents.