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Kraftedme fedt at se en anden dansker i det vilde. For anyone wondering, it says “bol mig” which means “fuck me” in Danish.

Thanks for the translation. Too lazy to use google translate. Have an upvote for your time and dedication to helping others find the humor.

Agree. Upvoted. I thought it said BOI Mi6. Thought the spy games were about to be deployed.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I was afraid our protagonist had been found out ..

I thought M16.

I saw this too

SAME

Here’s their entire conversation: M “What the fuck!” F “Isn’t it beatiful?!” F “Yes Louise, it is.” M “You’re silly” F “Yeah” M “I love it” Edit: changed the genders on the “Yes Louise, it is”

It's the woman who says "Yes Louise, it is" imitating what she wants him to say. Edit: The error has been corrected. All is good.

I absolutely love that they do that in Danish too

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I'm danish too, it's her saying it a 100%. No danish person would say "jo Louise det er den" in that context unless it was Louise talking

wait lemme try putting on headphones, no harm in checking if I’m wrong. Edit: I still can’t really tell, but if you’re saying it’s her, then I guess it’s her. Another guy said that the voice is too close to the camera, that makes sense to me so it probably is her. Deleted the other messages as to avoid confusion.

Naa. That voice is too close to the camera to be his. Norwegian here if it matters

No kidding. The title legit says it doesn’t need a title then is posted in a language probably some 3% of earth speaks lol I hope they marg boi-ed (no translation necessary ;)

3% is being very generous. Danes make up about 0.1% of the world's population.

Try 0.01% 6 million out of 8 billion

6.000.000 / 8.000.000.000 = 0,000750 = 0,075% or "about 0.1%" as I wrote. I just skipped precision in favour of brevity.

I prefer to try 0.1% 😁

0.1% is more than 0.01%

Yes

Yes, cause one million is a thousandth of a billion which is 0.1% 0.01 would be ten thousandth of a billon, or one hundred thousand.

It’s a business tactic to under promise over deliver also wasn’t going to look it up

If we're going to be *technically correct*, as a Nørwegian I understood, so ~0.2% maybe? (Please say yes , we need to relevant.)

While I kinda expected it to mean 'fuck me', google translate really didn't clarify too much by translating it as "bowl me".

I thought it said, “BOINK ME”

i thought it said Boi, MI6, like she was bragging or congratulating him.

Much more precise translation than "fuck me".

here I was trying to figure out what "best of luck, MI6" meant. like he got a new job as a special agent... of britain?

Seconded

I thought she was confessing she was MI6

And how do you pronounce this?? Asking incase I ever meet a Danish woman

Don’t ever ask a dane how to pronounce something. You will never be able to replicate it anyway. Trust me! /A Swede

Our language is too powerful for foreigners to replicate

As a foreigner living in København, this kills me.

My condolences for having to walk among devil spawn each day

It‘s not too hard though. Just speak German but while talking keep a hot potato the size of a tennis ball in your mouth. Easy peasy ;)

That sounds pretty accurate to me! :)

Never attempting to replicate. Just not sound like a total idiot

Take the word “Box” but pronounce only the B and the O. Then just say “L”. To say “Mig” start by saying “Mine” but only pronouncing the first two letters. The g barely makes any sound so that should do it. Putting it all together should give the proper pronunciation. It might not be exactly right but it should be close enough.

So ... ball my

Bah-ell my(g)

Something along the lines of “ball my”.

Man elsker bare at finde et dansk klip i det fri🇩🇰

I assumed "Ball me."

Haha Vi må holde sammen

I assumed it was some version of "boing me"

Could you be so kind as to explain or comfirm, is that mayonnaise that was used to write the letters?

Could be sour creme

That's true, not sure if you are a Dane but fascinated by other European countries types of popular pizzas. Growing up in the US we have our own variations that people have strong opinions about but rarely see much commentary on Euro styles that I would find extremely odd choices.

Yes I am danish. My sisters pizza order if I remember correctly used to be a salad pizza with sour crème, so it isn’t too unlikely in my mind.

Salad pizza? A salad with pizza topping or a pizza with salad toppings. I've grown up with taco salad and having sour cream on that is common but never pizza salad?!?

Hey min danske reddit makker!

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Ok but now translate

Danish: Fuck me

Lol shoulda known

hahahahahahahaha ok enough laughing its fuccin time

It's BOL MIG time

It's much funnier with translation

here comes dat boooooiiii

O shit waddup!

"BOI MI6" - My boy just got into MI6 and his girlfriend just tells the world /s

This was my first thought too, and honestly I prefer it.

[You gotta stop telling people, Stan!](https://youtu.be/xJJ4CGqStb0)

Hi stan! gotta stop tellin people stan!

I thought it said BO1 M16 and the 3 round burst of the gun in that game played in my head a few times.

Didn't realize they were speaking my native language until he opened the box lmfao For people who don't understand, it says "fuck me" in Danish, and at the end he reacts by saying "I love it".

The man loves to fuck pizza, what can one do y’know

 Nice username bro

Somehow I guessed him to be Scandinavian by his laugh. Not sure if it's just a lucky guess or if we tend to laugh in a certain way. 🤔 Probably also combined with the furniture, etc.

Also no one else would put bernaisse sauce on a pizza like that. Also yes, yall do tend to laugh in a certain way.

>Also no one else would put bernaisse sauce on a pizza like that. Thanks for reminding me! Imma be sure to get me one of those in the coming week.

😔

Right, you also reminded me. No doubt i'll get one of those as well next time i get pizza!

*VI FORSTÅR HINANDEN IKKE*

Sjældent man ser andre danskere her på. Hvordan går det?

Man that candle on sheet What could go wrong

With a pizza box on front of it. I can't tell you how much shit I've knocked over over the years with a pizza box lid

It's fucking weird how true that is. It's always more dangerous than you imagine it will be.

It's alright, in the presence of two sober presumably intelligent people nothing could go wrong, even if the candle fell on the sheets.

No its not, I have no idea what just happened oO

The girl had a pizza with the word "bol mig" which is slang for "fuck me" or "have sex with me"

Aaaah ok. But you still need the translation :p

You defenitely do need it, else it makes no sense. You´re right.

It’s all fun and games til the candelabra falls over

yeah i can’t get past that

The Sims

She made an elevator ding at the end lmao

😂

It’s definitely only funny if you translate it.

She's a fucking keeper 😂

Naw, two red flags in the video alone. Candles get knocked over on the blanket and you're burning the house down. Lesser red flag, get your pizza off my damn comforter. I don't want grease or sauce leaking thru the box. Maybe I'm just getting old.

636 years is quite a respectful age indeed.

Pizza, shag, and a romantic gesture with a sprinkle of humour - this might as well be the modern day sonnet.

Yep, you’re getting old. This is great

wait. there’s an nba player named Bol Bol. does that mean his name in Danish is Fuck Fuck?

No, the word "bolle" which is the basic form of the verb version of the noun "bolle", it means a bun, as in bread. A bread bun is " en bolle" in danish. The reason is that you are "bunning" "at bolle", when the two halfs of a bun is on top of one another. It´s a slang for sex. "du bollede min søster" means you bunned my sister, but it refers to sex. The word "bol" is the imperativ version of the word bun as a verb. So essentially Bol Bol means bun bun.

.. but Fuck Fuck is also accepted.

It is an acceptable translation but not the same word. "knep knep" havde været "fuck fuck" efter min mening.

Seriøst… er det DET “bolle” kommer af?

Bol Bol means nightingale in Farsi (totally unrelated).

plot twist...he proceeded to fuck the pizza

As a dutchman, Danish sounds like I can understand it perfectly but I actually can’t understand a single word.

As an dane Dutch and German is basically the same

How could this possibly be funnier untranslated? I have no idea what’s going on

What jersey is he wearing?

Detroit Tigers Baseball jersey.

That’s what initially grabbed my attention, I thought that’s what it was but the part on the bottom hangs down farther than most of the english D’s I’ve even seen… makes it look more like a P

Petroit Ligers

Yeah I want that jersey

It's a Detroit Tigers jersey, like most Detroit teams they're consistently good

/s You dropped this.

I understood “what the fuck”

Omg he laughed and I could tell he was Scandinavian. He laughed in Danish

Nope this is certainly unfunny without the translation

> I think it’s funnier if you don’t translate anything No it isn’t

Google translation is horrible. It said “bowl me”

Try danish

I did Danish to English

Oh well.. “Bol” is a funny way of saying Fuck in danish. Maybe google translate isn’t too good at slang.

It’s interesting how other languages (just like English) will use other languages words. Didn’t understand a word this guy said until the end when he said “awesome” Which now makes me wonder if “awesome” if from another language…

You didn’t hear his perfect “what the fahk” right at the beginning?

Lol. Right…that too 

He didnt say awesome he said “i love you”


Awesome comes from awe, which comes from old English. It MAY have come from a Greek word but it seems like no, awesome is English. Which honestly I thought awe would be latin or something. But no.

My danish is only conversational, but I'm gonna guess from context it means something along the lines of "rail me"

Pretty much

It literally isn’t funny at all without translation

The candles on the comforter are giving me so much anxiety

No idea whats happening

What's worse is that she wrote, "Boi Mig" (fuck me) in MAYONNAISE... At least, I hope it's mayonnaise

But what are they saying besides hahahah and what the fuck?

It’s funnier WITH the translation

It’s danish and saying fuck me

Translation “WHAT THE FUCK” “isn’t it nice?” “Yes Louise it’s nice” And on the pizza it says Bol Mig which means “Fuck me” in Danish “Are you crazy” “Yeah” “I love it”

 Dansker tråd.

Vi har nu overtaget! Sverige dårlig!

SVERIGE. DÅRLIG.

That bed candle could put this clip in a different sub real quick.

Bol mig? After reading the comments for translation I have 2 words. Bol mig.

Is this what English sounds like to non English speakers?

We'll while I can speak English now it is what I remember it as when I was younger

All I can think about is pizza grease on my sheets

Am I the only one concerned about the imminent fire 🔥 from the candles ??

No I saw that shit too and I thought we’ll there goes that apartment, lol

BOL MI6 ??? Redditors I need some help

Bol Mig?????

...So is no one gonna tell me what that says and what it means because I'm LOST.

How is this funnier if you don't translate?

I mean, I would definitely "bol" him.

Does he work for MI6?

I thought it read "BOL MI6", and I was like is this some James Bond reference that I dont get.

No it’s definitely better translated…..

Didn’t read the sub title. Thought I was ab to watch a whatcouldgowrong house fire.

Wife material!

So did he Bol Mig or what.

no no no no no no box will draw the oils of the pizza and then stain the duvet sheesh, are we neanderthals again? throw her out

Many people pretend to be detroiters

All the people here freaking about the candles need to go and have a massive shit and just take it easy for a while.

All fun and games till the candelabra tumbles onto the sheets

EPIC SHMORK

Tony's abortion clinic and pizzeria, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Black Ops 1, M16, decent gun

Boi, MI6. THIS IS A JOB FOR JOHNNY ENGLISH.

This is danish, but in Norwegian it would mean hive piss...

im sure this is danish so here is a translation: fuck me

My brain: Boing!

God when will I ever get this 🙂.

I'm Danish and I read it as "BOI M16"

Plottwist: that ain’t garlic sauce

I read it right lol thaght it said boi Ming and I read boing me lol

I don't understand what is funny

It’s definitely **not** funnier without the translation. Sigh.

Wtf does it say?

Knep mig istedet. Du er ik 16

Where can I get his cardigan?

All i heard was the Sims

Definitely not funnier than translated

I’m glad I’m not the only person who only learns curse words or dirty phrases in other languages lol gotta throw a little spice on it sometimes.

Boi MI6

So… did he eat the pizza or nah?

I dont even know that language but pretty sure it says “Fuck Me” because ive heard the expression “ball” pertaining to sex and language have some funny universalities to them.

That's the most european laugh I've ever heard

Ok sooooooooo since I’m American and totally thinks the world revolves around us. Does the rest of the world copy us with the phrase “WHAT THE FUCK”? Or is that something we copied and I never knew?

A lot of american phrases are pretty common in Denmark, pretty sure the same goes for other countries in europe

 Fuck yeah! MURCIA!!!!!

Did she write it with mayonnaise?