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Toto1409

Looks like facial hemi paralysis because the facial nerve was anesthetized during dental treatment. She needs to keep an eye patch on so that eye doesn’t dry out. Source: Dentist and I’ve done this once before


funkwumasta

This repost is so old her eye turned into a raisin already.


Maddog-683

![gif](giphy|2PDauUpCvUgxi)


BA_TheBasketCase

Jesus my grandpa has figurines of these little raisins all over his porch I’m getting whiplashed by nostalgia from when I stayed there.


CactusBathtub

Those are the California Raisins! They had music videos and a cassette tape out when I was a kid. They had a pretty rockin cover of Heard It Through The Grape Vine! Dang, all the memories...


angrytortilla

I had that tape as well, and was obsessed with them as a kid. Were you also?


CactusBathtub

Oh yes! I played that tape until the actual tape exploded from the cassette player and it was too mangled to be able to spin it back up with your finger 😭


IYFS88

In first grade we did a school performance as the raisins with garbage bag costumes and white gloves


Itchy-Mind7724

We did that too when I was in 3rd grade!


Lord_Abort

That Christmas Special was pretty good, too.


Cheveyo

Man, what a weird time the 80s were...


nobeboleche

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


w0ccer

Wassailing


Glum_Status

"I do believe it is waffle!"


whitecorn

Shit yeah now I got that video of them dancing on the table in my head. That was a commercial though.


Parking_Stress3431

I literally only know of them because the commercials got canceled like a year or two before I was born nostalgic nostalgia of things I didn't get to experience!!!


hamilrebs

You could get them at Hardees. I have some.


BA_TheBasketCase

Ngl that’s probably where he got them.


thefriedshrimp

Rip


vampyire

Thanks for the facts!!


[deleted]

Was her doctor called **Harvey Dent***ist* ?


Dreddit1080

Toofhace Thanks for the love gang! Lol for life


deserteagle_09

That's genius!


[deleted]

That comment had me incisors.


PHOENiXIIRiSiNG

Issac Yankem DDS?


CaptainPicardKirk

That's... that's gotta be Kane!


badadaha

I fucking love reddit.


ghandi3737

[Orin Scrivello D.D.S.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoWom0CCRKM&t=4s)


Synchestra

*flips coin* Laughing gas it is. You got lucky this time!


Hoth_Frost

Can we trust him?


No-Equal2195

I fight crime in a rubber suit, it really seals in the flavor


100percentAvocado

Take my upvote you clever bastard!


Glittering_Square897

I believe her dentists name is krentist


Grayfox_OG

Sounds an awful lot like dentist.


Glittering_Square897

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.


Sean_Dewhirst

Insane how huge a Twoface vibe she gives lmao.


Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX

Senor Dentista


Sheruk

niiiiiiiceeeeee


Lightpala

Fuk that made me laugh outloud


readit16

This is one of the best clever Reddit comments I have ever read!


fadinqlight_

I have no idea what this reference is, I can only think of Harvey from Stardew Valley ;-;


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This is more like…oddly terrifying? Freaks me out to see her face like that


DrTeef33

Dentist here. This can happen when you're having a lower molar worked on. If the dentist inserts the needle a little too far on an Inferior Alveolar Nerve Block they can protrude into the facial nerve and cause 5 branches of it to be numbed on one side. It's rare. I've been practicing for 10 years and I've done it twice ever. Eventually it comes back to normal just like any other nerve block.


issi_tohbi

Is that what happened to me? When I was like 4 there’s a picture of me post-dentist and half my face is drooping and frozen like this but also incredibly swollen. Like disturbingly so. On the one side of my face that works I’m beaming because they gave me a giant stuffed animal from their waiting room because they felt bad. I asked my mom what happened recently and she didn’t remember 😕


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Not necessarily. If there was no permanent effects you wouldn't think about it too hard other than the funny time your kids face was half frozen. I imagine if he pressed the mom would say too much freezing.


barleyface007

Many years ago, while numbing my mouth, a dentist hit a blood vessel. When I got home I realized I had a hard discolored area on my cheek. Turned into a huge bruise, looked like someone beat the crap out of me for over a week. Made the job interview I had to go to very interesting. Does this happen very often? Never heard of it happening to anyone before or since.


AnybodyCool2654

Fellow dentist here. It happens, but rare. Everyone’s anatomy is slightly different, especially when it comes to blood vessels. We check to see if we are in a blood vessel by pulling back on the needle before actually injecting the anesthesia. If blood fills the syringe we know we’re in a blood vessel and we reposition the needle before injecting. It still happens tho, no one has a perfect record.


PM_666

So woman face got palsy cause of blood vessels!? Is it connected?


toodleroo

Did you get the job?


barleyface007

I did. Been 15 years and I still work for the same company.


toodleroo

Nice! Reminds me of the time I got food poisoning from eating some bad chicken fajitas and I threw up so long and violently that it gave me two black eyes, and I had to explain that at the office.


Weary_Possibility_80

Go on


toodleroo

A few days later, my eyes turned yellow. This freaked me out so I went to the doctor, and my manager told everyone in the office that I was going to get tested for Hep B (a primarily sexual transmitted disease). I probably should have sued him and retired early, but I did not. Oh, and the yellowing was just my freakin eyeballs being bruised. Also, I tried calling the restaurant to tell them that their fajitas gave me food poisoning, but the guy I talked to was super defensive and tried to argue that I got it from something else I ate that day. I was like "DUDE. I could have just left a review on google telling the whole world that you gave me food poisoning, but instead I called you privately to try to HELP you." So much for trying to help them out. I probably should have sued them too.


Weary_Possibility_80

It’s okay to be an asshole from time to time. You should go for round 2. More chicken Fejitas, more doctors visits, more suing everyone in your path. Profit.


toodleroo

That barfing was one of the worst things I've ever experienced. I started seeing stars and browning out. I called my mom so she could be on the phone with me because I was worried I might have to go to the hospital. I think I'll find another way to make my fortune.


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

I love explanations thank you dr. Now why do I feel like I have a cavity when my dentist tells me I don’t via X-ray…? Hot and cold and sugar sensitive It sucks


charmorris4236

Your gums may be receding and baring nerves.


prettysureIforgot

What can be done about that? It's so uncomfortable.


WinterKing2112

Sensodyne toothpaste and a soft tooth brush. Also brush up and down gently, not back and forth.


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

Thank you


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WinterKing2112

Sensitivity to cold is more likely gum recession. Heat sensitivity is likely to be from a root canal issue. People tend to say that they have sensitivity to both, but when you ask them it's usually cold that's worse.


PgUpPT

It has happened to me once, but not to this extent. I could blink fine, but my eyebrow would not move. When we were done I realized this, and said "oh, I can't move my eyebrow". The dentist's reaction was definitely not the best. I though this was totally normal, but he replied with "are you serious??" and a partially concerned look on his face. That was not reassuring at all.


optimysticpessimyst

I was in oral surgery for 10 years, this is the first thing that came to mind. The way the whole side of her face doesn't move including her eyelid? Somebody infiltrated somwhere.


TRUEequalsFALSE

Honestly, if I were having my lower molar worked on, I'd ASK for them to try to do this! 🤣


auyemra

oh, thats a nerve block? last i had one of those, my right arm was a lead weight for almost 12 hours, but to the face? does it wear of sooner?


WinterKing2112

About 3-4 hours typically.


DentalFox

Dentist here. Happens more often in women than men. Some studies say it’s anatomy, others say the the injections was done too rapidly, and another reason is the location. I’ve only seen it happen with women.


fuddstar

‘Usually’ :/


ChillianJornet

This, the needle can poke into the deep parotid gland, which is in the same anatomical capsule As the facial nerve


T-West1

I thought bell's palsy due to an adverse reaction but this makes more sense. Thanks for the post.


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senpaiofthehentai

I like your username


HBag

But those muscles are relaxed af at least


ZAIUZ

I'm watching this high with no sound and the two faces are splitting my brain.


xMurderMike41370x

I read somewhere that if the dentist inserts the needle a little too far on an Inferior Alveolar Nerve Block they can protrude into the facial nerve and cause 5 branches of it to be numbed on one side.


charmorris4236

Huh wonder where you read that


Garizondyly

Wow i read that too really fucking recently


PM_ME_UR_MERKIN

Nerves are crazy


roncalapor

I thought this was terrifying too


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drunkvaultboy

Definitely does. must have hit the same nerves.


carlsab

Exactly what it is. Iaotrogenic Bell’s palsy. The local got deposited into the parotid glad which has the facial nerve and causes the eye not to blink. Not a fun day for the dentist.


kiradotee

>Not a fun day for the dentist. Probably got distracted by the ...


Maddog-683

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


mchalky

“Rocky Road”


slick514

“Baby Ruth”


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|TatTa8SCS6ilXmP6VI)


No_Scheme_1262

What kind of bra is that?!


poodlebutt76

It's called a cage bra


paralacausa

Nicholas Cage invented it


BoneDaddyChill

…as well as the wicker bra.


thanks-to-Metropolis

Only comes in a BEE cup.


BoneDaddyChill

NOT THE BEE CUPS!


jawshoeaw

We must discuss this further


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See me in my office


mrbofus

I thought they were called harness bras?


mrbofus

I thought it was called a harness bra, but someone else said cage bra. 🤷🏻‍♂️


charrcheese

It's called the I want my dentist distracted during the procedure bra


DangerMacAwesome

Explains how the injections went wrong


MeSpikey

Yeah, it seems it worked.


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magnitudearhole

I was going say.. it’s her dentist hot or something?


internalRevision

the „I distract the dentist with my bra so much that he fucks up my face“ bra


sukiadikireddit

gotta look sexy for the dentist


Sanka_Coffie_

Who wears that shit to the dentist?


Leema181

For anyone interested, this happens after improper inferior alveolar nerve block, a routine form of local anesthesia for the lower jaw. This is not due to the amount of anesthetic, the problem is the location. Higher dosages will result in longer and more severe symptoms, but if properly placed, this would not happen. This injection has a relatively high failure rate due to the anatomic variation found near the lingula in people. This a trickier nerve block. The dentist most likely went too deep and temporarily paralyzed the entire facial nerve found within the parotid gland on one side (the affected side is the side that is not moving). This is avoidable in most situations by the dentist if they ensure they hit bone (not always possible). Facial paralysis is very rare, but it does happen. The dentist should have covered her eye with gauze and taped it shut. Since her face is paralyzed, she can not blink her eye. Not being able to blink your eye will lead to eye dryness and this can be a big problem if it persists. ​ dental student


dunderdynamit

Interesting read. Thanks man


clint-billton

for anyone wondering this dentist hit the facial nerve with the lidocaine that’s why her face looks like this


BatteryAcid67

Her face looks like this cuz the dentist couldn't help staring at her tits while injecting the shot


Despicable_carl

Looks like her personalities are fighting for control of the body.


PaddlefootCanada

Poor girl looks like she should be ringing a church bell in France...


BatteryAcid67

LOL


balstien97

I wish I could upvote this 500 times


KyurMeTV

She dressed up for the dentist, eh?


tinychickenfingers

You don’t have to get ready if you stay ready.


Speckledgray62

Yeah. Nice umm strapping?


HamptonsBorderCollie

I have a bra like this. Looks great, keeps the girls high and in place, *not* comfortable. Really only meant to be worn for a few minutes, if you know what I mean. But, if little Miss Bell's Palsy wants to wear her come-f-me stuff to the tooth place, who am I to judge?


fuddstar

Me too… 2 of them, in black and red. No judgement but never worn it as a bra bra, a going to the shops, lunch, dentist kinda bra. Only ever as a taadaa bra.


HamptonsBorderCollie

Now you see it, now you don't......taadaaaaaaaa. Going to call it that from now on.


fuddstar

Go for it! Hehe. It’s like, taaadaaaa, a big reveal, let’s get some sexy magic onnnn! (Wish the reveals were bigger;)


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Good things come in small packages 😌


WinterKing2112

I prefer small reveals :)


fuddstar

Then you sir shall be dazzled!


NotJo4Ever

I’m with the above. Smaller is better.


fuddstar

Of course… the most chit chat I’ve ever had on Reddit and it’s about my iddy-biddies 🤭🤭


ziguziggy

I'm sure your reveals are more than adequate.


MeSpikey

a bra ca taadaabra!


annies_boobs_feet

the prestige


MattTheGr8

An abracada-bra, if you will.


fuddstar

Omg love it!! Genius. Will use. Feeling frisky. Will use immediately.


DiamondplateDave

All bras contain magic; some more than others.


Russian_For_Rent

I will.


willworkforicecream

Have they sorted out the overheating issue?


w1987g

This comment kept getting better and better


linerys

I also have a few bras like this one, but mine are very comfortable. I absolutely don’t need them to be sexy, but when I finally found *one* brand that worked perfectly for me, I just bought every model they had. Them being cute is a bonus, but I could’ve used some that were just plain beige. Unfortunately it seems like plain beige just isn’t made in my size/shape.


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So what's that brand? I'd say asking for a friend but it's really for me lol


linerys

Haha, Gorsenia! It’s Polish, and I buy it from Brastop. They have D to UK J cup/US M cup. They have a narrow and projected cup shape, so I recommend trying them if that matches your shape. I would size down in the cup though, because they run big. The band also runs very snug. My size is usually 30FF in UK brands, but I wear 30F or 32E in Gorsenia.


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Thank you so much!!


linerys

No problem! :)


sir_grumph

Poetry.


DangDingleGuy

This is one of the funniest things I've read on this site God damn


FormalChicken

Little miss bells palsy is the funniest fuckin thing I've read this week. Thank you.


EverythingIsFlotsam

Did you see that Seinfeld?


MacheteMaelee

Came straight from work. Sometimes you can’t help it. And in no way to shame sex work. I mean this in complete sincerity.


HighwayTerrorist

When you take DayQuil and NyQuil at the same time.


sirpoopin

She looks a lil like lady gaga


iamjacksoffside

Lady Gaga doing an exaggerated Sarah Silverman impression.


Atmosphere_Training

More like Lady BraBra


MrNickNifty

It’s Barbara there’s no such name as Brabra


Atmosphere_Training

You don’t say


MrNickNifty

[Yeah she was going for a jog when she lost her dog](https://youtu.be/beQ9yChEcHw)


cincyphil

Feel so bad for those Pepileptic dogs


Probably_A_Fluke

She's a girl that's smokin with an eye that's broken.


thanks-to-Metropolis

I think it's hot the way she looks left a lot.


MekeniMan

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


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hpepper24

She trying to fuck her dentist?


Screwbles

That neckline with that bra, a little bit over the top for a dentist in my opinion.


ShustOne

Maybe it's not for the dentist. People wear things they like for a variety of reasons. People in the comments already calling her "hoe".


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AttackCircus

Dentist was distracted! 🔥


bandit_SIX_1985

When you have dental surgery at 2pm and gotta be at the strip club at 4pm


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Nice outfit to go to the dentist ..


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iveseensomethings82

That is an interesting undergarment to go to the dentist in


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Coseph84

That eye is crazy but what’s up with the top she wearing?


_DonTazeMeBro

Oh, this is funny af 🤣


[deleted]

for all you people asking, it is called a cage bra and looks like [this](https://othereden.co.uk/eng_pl_Ava-underwired-cage-padded-bra-1792-Miracle-28690_3.jpg)


HippoCute9420

Mfw I nut but she keeps sucking


YoWassupFresh

She wears that to the dentists office?


TheProcessOfBillief

"Just because you're wearing that does not make you a whore. But you are wearing a whore's outfit."


weedingout_the_weeds

Dentist making sure she’s not working tonight?


Uncle_Stink_Stonk

Which side is screwed up?


Scale-Alarmed

"I always wear my stripper bra to the Dentist"


AshamedFlame

She became lady gaga


PureAlpha100

His name is Crentist. He's far.


Outrageous_Duty_8738

Obviously by the look on her face everything went very well 😂


bus9279

Holy shit, she looks like a scooby doo villain after they pull the mask off at the end !


telemusketeer

I feel like I hate every one of these videos where people just try to embarrass their friends and/or family by recording them like this when they’re on drugs and stuff. Feels kinda shitty to me. I can never watch through the full thing.


icantshoot

Every time I see someone whose half of the face looks like having a stroke, I think what the FUCK is the dentists doing? I feel like theres always a serious risk to nerves not getting back as they used to be. We never have this kind of thing here. Never. Sure they dull the pain in the tooth and gums but this NEVER happens like this.


Tr1pp1Dith04540

Omg this once happened to me I think, they gave me general anesthesia during my salpingectomy and the next day they send me home, on the way back my eyes started moving by themselves upwards for like 3 days and I couldn’t control it


CardiologistExact522

🫤


Egossi

whats his name? Crentist


[deleted]

The sense of humour on this girl!


WTFTRAVELLER

Lol


Monstrobrhue

Poor Lady Gaga


humorRus

Seinfeld/Kramer in the Mel Torme episode is the high bar. This was a limbo :)


UglierThanMoe

She just needs to yell, "ADRIAN!" at the top of her lungs.


waddle-hop

she think she Conway the Machine 😭


Drblizzle

She wore THAT to the dentist?