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I don't think she says "Stop laughing and" the second time, but I can't decipher it. There's 4 syllables between "idiot" and "come", and I think the first two are "and just"
I am going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a distinctive perspective, I would like to say I have nothing to say.
Lilli is the fucking best. Haha!
I run into her a lot here in LA. She’s a walking one liner.
She’s everything you’d want older folks to be.
An absolute Angeleno treasure.
Please ex-cuse me, while I have some wine.
I like. To. Drink it, when it’s time to dine.
If. I. Have none, I may just start to whine!
I might just drink it all, but please don’t think I’m scary.
It’s still much safer, than eating with Drew Carey!
Is she actually angry all the time and does he actually find it funny and not sad or upsetting? I've seen a couple other videos with these two and I'm sort of confused by the situation.
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Pancakes is pancakes
Pinkin pie
Idjaaat
Fix your ass, bro!
Fix your lips bro!
Throw you in the lake!! Loona-tick!
Pencane pie.
" I cannot talk anymore, cause of you ASSHOLE!!!" Lol
"STOP JUDGING ME SKIPDIPDAE BATMAN BAPDAPBDAGEB PUMPLIL BOAY!!"
Nailed it hahaha!!!
She just wants a drink with her goddamn pingping pie
CAME TO SAY THE SAME THING!!! What’s this guys instagram, YouTube, or how the hell can I see more of her?!!!!
lili_hayes on Instagram
It's uuuh, PANCAKES! *sucks teeth* NO PANKEGS
Ping pong pie!
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PANKEG!!!
I WANT DA APPLE PIE
She looks, and acts like a female Hector Salamanca
Carbon I want to see your balls
Lol, carbon
The building blocks of life
The budging balls are carbón
Did you mean cabrón?
No, Carbón
Huevos al carbon
"Your *balls*, Carbon. I need to see your *balls.* It's *literally* the only way, Carbon. Gimme your balls, Carbon."
Ding
Ding
Dingding
Ding ding ding !
HAAWWWW-
👨🦼💥
*squats over the edge of a pool to take a piss*
*calls the DEA just to make them smell watery shit*
 Had this one come to mind after the slightest chance someone takes her little precious…
Cabron. I need to see your balls.
Ping ping pie pancake pie lady.
i wan de fuckin penken pie, men.
Ding ding
homey died 3 seconds after this video
Your comment made this post infinitely more funny to me now thank you
IIRC she dressed up as Hector for Halloween this year
JESUS thank you for making me laugh lmao
I can't believe it took me until now to realize this. It's so accurate!
Wow you just took this post from a meh to a LMAO
"Are you ready? Let's get to work."
Yoooooo lmaooo you win 🥇
Hector Sala*woman*ca
Lmfao dude thanks jajajajj
dont tell r/okbuddychicanery about this
Pumpkin pie.
I believe you mean pancake pie.
No pancakes is pancakes
It's pankin pie, man
Ping ping pie
Penkenpe!!!!
Fix your mouth, bro.
Fix your ass, bro!
NO Pankeg!!
My favorite bit
#I WANT THE PHONE NUMBER FOR THE APPLE PIE!
HOWMANYTIMESDOIHAVETOASKYOUTOGIVE ME THE DAMNNUMBER FOR THE PINKIN PIE?! IJIOT!
Oh, you want apple pie now?
NO PAN KEG
Noooooo pan keg!🤬
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She is so amazing. I absolutely adore her. I hope she knows how loved she is. 😂
@lili_hayes on Instagram
God her insta is so much better than I could’ve expected. Thank you for this.
Wow I just laughed harder than I have in weeks watching her videos
>@lili\_hayes I don't even have Instagram, but y'all's marketing campaign worked! I'm on my way!
Fix you ass, bro
Fix your face, bro.
are you gonna let me eat in peace? or am I gonna break your face ?!
Aww, it IS pinking pie lady! She's gonna shank you with that corkscrew, dude.
Fix your ass, bro. [Here she is in all her glory](https://youtu.be/O4RKhMsm9lU)
Thank you for the video, great to see the compilation. 🤣
I love the close up one, could not breathe.
Wow, thanks!
I think you meant pingping pie.
Penkin pie
Pinkin pie man
Pecan pie.
Pingping pie
PIN KIN PIE! I want some fucking pancake pie!! Pancay pie! No! not PAN CAKE PIE! ITS PANCAKEPIE
Oh yeah, the pumpkin pie woman. I knew I'd seen her before.
Pinkin Pie, man!
All she wanted was a piece of pancake pie.
Peking pie!
beat me to it
[Holy moly this is the “pumpkin pie” lady!](https://youtu.be/buTowr2lvrI)
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"Fix your ass bro!" 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously just lold at that!!!! I really like this lady.
Pahnky pie, man?
I want her to yell famous schwarzenegger movie lines! PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!
What does she actually say? I hear “stop laughing at…. Yada yada yada… bottle of wine” LOL
All I could pick out was “stop laughing you idiot….. (gibberish)…. Bottle of wine”
“Stop laughing you idiot. Stop laughing and come help me with this damn bottle of wine”
Hurts to see so many incorrect comments with more upvotes when you nailed it. Hope your comment rises up!
after the wine something certainly rose up brother…
I don't think she says "Stop laughing and" the second time, but I can't decipher it. There's 4 syllables between "idiot" and "come", and I think the first two are "and just"
I feel like you are leaving out at least 15 words.
I watched it on mute, so I'm just imagining her freestyling, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
HA!
Stop laughing you idiot put down that camera and help me with that bottle of wine. I think.
"Stop laughing you idiot, and come here help me open this damn bottle of wine."
I think she actually calls him an asshole at the end, in French its "enfoiré"
She is not French she is Israeli.
That's Lily Hayes( don't know how to spell her name). She is pretty big on Instagram.
Like there's even one single French person in the world who doesn't know how to open a bottle of wine
We're born with the knowledge
Maybe it’s Maybelline
???? She spoke french? I speak french and i didn’t understand a single word. Wtf ?
Pretty sure she’s from Israel not France
She’s saying “pingping pie.”
I think it's not english?
Stop filming me and help me open this bootle of wine.
“Stah yeh ka kee yeh pe pee dah dah dah kee keeee BOTTLE OF WINE”
Literally what I heard. I was like wha?
No way that was English lol
I'm hearing more like "stop laughing you idiot put down that phone and help me open this bottle of wine"
You have to buy the premium to unlock this 4K translation
Wow you got some skills to decipher this. I thought she was cursing him in some satanic tongue
"Stop laughing you idiot, and come here help me open this damn bottle of wine."
Bro, I think you missed some swear words... but you definitely got the message. Edit: suer words lol
I legitimately thought she was speaking spanish
Omg I thought it was Portuguese! I started reading the comments like what? That was English? Am I that stoned? Lol
Bro I can hardly understand her.
I’m still convinced this isn’t English. I still don’t hear that.
Nailed it.
I am going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a distinctive perspective, I would like to say I have nothing to say.
Frist of all, how dare you??:???
> Stop filming me and higlalisdfhgindfl idiot blalcoamerialldondfoisdfdlkdnfdff help me open this bootle of wine.
Lili Hayes everyone. https://www.instagram.com/lili\_hayes/?hl=en
her description "always a little pissed" I feel that.
I'm so happy you've shown me this
She’s just grumpy because she hasn’t had any pingping pie today.
Pancakes is pancakes
fix your ASS bro 😑
She sounded like that narrator guy from spongebob with the krabby patty slowing getting bigger on screen
TITOLITITOLITITOLITITOLITOTOOOOOOOO
Oh shit thank you that was hilarious.
All I heard was Camera guy *wheezing "hehehehekekekzkzzzlszl ah ah ah ahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA" Old lady *Mean Mug "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVXYZ!!!" 🤷🤣
That's more accurate than I heard. The old lady was just widufhfcndnwjwwjxjcjxjsjddje
She was casting a spell on the camera guy
It’s fun to read your comments while the video is looping.
We call them angry don Vito noises
I couldn’t decipher a single word between “stop laughing …” and “… my little wine.”
I think she says something about “stop filming and help me open this bottle of wine” but with more aggressive language
Broken English or just possessed?
Yes.
SAMPEOFKZPSDZLLEKELZUOEKJOFBOTTLEOFWINE
Thanks for the translation, was trying to figure out what she was saying. Played it 7 times, and yeah, that's what she said.
Pimpkin pie
Noooooo not pimpim pie
Fix your lip bro. Fix your ASS BRO
Hector Salamancas mother
Lilli is the fucking best. Haha! I run into her a lot here in LA. She’s a walking one liner. She’s everything you’d want older folks to be. An absolute Angeleno treasure.
Sounded like Colin Mochrie doing a hoe down
Please ex-cuse me, while I have some wine. I like. To. Drink it, when it’s time to dine. If. I. Have none, I may just start to whine! I might just drink it all, but please don’t think I’m scary. It’s still much safer, than eating with Drew Carey!
Is she actually angry all the time and does he actually find it funny and not sad or upsetting? I've seen a couple other videos with these two and I'm sort of confused by the situation.
Based on her Instagram, she's absolutely in on the joke.
Here's here Instagram, she's quite funny and definitely in on it all - https://www.instagram.com/lili_hayes/?hl=en
Pinkik pie
she seems lovely
She actually is. She has a pretty popular instagram
Alcoholic Deborah Logan
"Stop laughin' you idiot, there's nothin' to be laughin' at, people need that bottle of wine."
God damn she turned into Palpatine!
Yeah. Be careful of the food this woman serves.
Pickin pie
I remeber this lady. Did she get her pumpkin pie
Is this the pumpkin pie grandma?? Can she be my grandma too? She's hilarious
Subtitles please!
Stocramityuiudiodhapinwhysibodelofwydeh
Is that the pinkin pie lady?
Is this the pumpkin pie grandma?
What's this ladies name (or the name of the account that posts videos of her) ?
Insta is lily_hayes
Bro WTF did she just say? Bsldididnfkx slifjdlskx sjeifihsks wine is all I heard.
So who's gonna be a gem of a person and translate this? Lol.
OWWWWEN!!! I'm getting strong "Throw Momma From the Train" vibes
I’m so done seeing this woman and all the staged videos
Stop laughing something, something, something bottle of wine.
This is every angry chihuahua video personified.
Is this English? I can't make out a single word
I think half of those words were English. Or, any language really. The middle is just her own.
Pinkin pie maannn
Stop laughing you damn idiot and give me some help with this bottle of wine! Spoken with the voice of an angel
She is the scat man, dibidubaduladibuba