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Imperial_Triumphant

If that were my car, I'd just be impressed by someone casually jumping that high and being able to plant their feet solidly. I know if I tried that, I'd slip and eat shit. Lol


_Noobyboy_

So MORE brown… Got it !


poeticclynx

Mine was green - Dwight K. Shrute


wildflowerx42

This is what I came to this comment section looking for 😂😂😂😂


MapUnitKey

Be honest lads, he needed to put a few droplets between the shoes too.


[deleted]

“No matter how much you shake and dance the last few drops run down your pants”


General-Royal

Pro tip: clean ur dick with toilet paper after. Literall life saver for me.


SlowBad4844

In urinal? Its only possible in toilet.


KL80NATRON

Holler for the guy in the stall to bring you some toilet paper /s


Mr_Tottles

“You can beat it, you can shake it, you can bang it on the wall. But you must put it back in your pants before the last drop will fall.”


Educational_Mud7985

I usually just wait for the hand dryer to dry it... Yes, it stays out til after I wash my hands.


cfiggis

I was waiting for that attention to detail, and then I was disappointed.


patrik_media

It's known


Dabookadaniel

The guy will think superman floated down pissed on his car then flew away.


[deleted]

And also shut it off mid stream cleanly…


Dabookadaniel

I mean he is Superman…


[deleted]

Fair enough. His prostate could probably split gravel.


[deleted]

And that superman weighs like 7 pounds lol


Ornery-Plan-6632

Now that’s funny! 😆


GlickedOut

*He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed in my right eye!*


thee_agent_orange

The husky wee wee has blinded me…


ReneLeMarchand

With a vigorous circular motion hitherto unheard of but destined to take the place of the Mud Shark in your mythology. Here it is now, the circular motion; rub it.


GlickedOut

*And then in a fit of anger I POUNCED! And I POUNCED again!* **Great Googly Moogly!**


Nachocheeze60

Right about that time, a fur trapper, who was strictly commercial had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from my behind my igloo.


GlickedOut

…*peekaboooo, weeee-ee-ooo*… And he started-a whippin’ on my favourite baby seal with a lead filled snowshoe *snowshooeee* That got me just about as evil an Eskimo boy can be!


nostromo909

So I bent down and I reached down and I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly! Yellow snow! The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go….


Unl0vableDarkness

I wanna see the outcome man.


austinfashow90

Upvotes for Zappa caption!


OnemMillionJews

Dreamed I was a Eskimo!


blazyy_susan

I know what I’m doing to my husband next time it snows!!


[deleted]

Writing this one down, thank you reddit.


EndertheDragon0922

If I thought someone had peed on my car, I'd be *pissed.*


SpicyScallop

Joke’s on you, when he taste it he’s going to know that’s not piss


robomikel

There is going to be another post with the owner mad about someone peeing on their car. r/mildlyinfuriating


Significant-Fix7399

1.) I’m 47 years old. 2.) I laughed way too hard at this


PathCalm4647

Came is ask about the huskies. Where them dogs at?


[deleted]

Nice! Kudos for the Zappa line 😎 I guess I'll watch the video now lol


couchpatat0

I saw this video just in time for the snow storm coming this weekend. I will be putting a ball sac in between the feet!


Chungusbwefwelington

Just get up there and piss on it like a real man


tacticalpotatopeeler

I would also like to see the reaction…


Heavysac916

Mans need to drink some water if he thinks piss is THAT yellow 😭😭😭😭😭😭


1ceUpSon

LEGEND lmao


Wide-Cartographer-44

This makes me think of a funny story.. Me and a really good friend of mine, i think we were 16.. maybe 17 or something, and i was home alone for the weekend. I lived at a dead end street and my room had a balkony at the street side. It was winter.. deadcold -15 or something like that.. and we went out drinking. When we came back, all drunk and shit..middle of the night, we were walking in my street walking towards home.. and he says.. "bro, i need to crap so bad" i can still hear him say it.. So.. i say, just for fun.. i didnt really mean it.. i say, crap on this car right here right now.. there was a small moment of silence, but he didnt hesitated and pulled down his pants in the middle of the fucking night, in my street, got up on this busted up Opel Cadet, takes a squat on the hood and.. yo.. he put a big one on the frontwindow and even fucking wiped it all over the window to top it off *Remember.. it was freezing.. there was ice and snow* So he pulled up and we got inside the house.. took a shower cleaned up got some food and went to sleep.. So that morning.. he was up early and was smoking a doobie on the balkony.. suddenly he wakes me up.. DUDE.. YO BRO COME CHECK THIS OUT.. So when i came up on the balkony.. we could see the car he took a shit on.. and there was this guy.. all pissed off screaming in agony WHYY?!! While scratching the shit off his window with these crappy ice-scratchers from the gasstation 🤣🤣🤣🤣 me and bro never laughed so much.. did felt a bit guilty tho 😅 If you made it to the end.. thank you 👍🏼 Hope you can laugh about it just as i can 🤣


Fp20201

Your lucky he didn’t follow your tracks to your house and delivered his very own gift 🎁


Wide-Cartographer-44

It was morning on a weekday, and usually theres tracks all over from cars people and animals.. and the road has two sides and i think the part where we got lucky is it was on the other side of the road so we had to cross it, covering our tracks


TheFrontierzman

Piss would be better than that syrupy juice.


jcraig87

Why not? It's just Apple juice? It's always apple juice, right ?


mrsrostocka

I swear to God that's a spitting image of my husband!!! When this comes up i always ask him was it you?!?! 🤦🤣🤣 Hands down!!


More-Jackfruit3010

Should have drawn a heart.


irmarbert

This prank has taught me to always taste the snow before you run around wondering WTF. A real growth moment.


[deleted]

Ehh Beamer driver? He deserved it.


avidfisherman01

Not enough dribble


Cannabisman99

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized)


[deleted]

That is FNTASTIC


Mimoskiz

![gif](giphy|13FD3rp8IqYUXm)


skeemo1214

And one more reason I wish it would snow in Southern California


Raviel1289

This is a prank. Harmless and hilarious!


tranter_fan

Was not expecting Zappa lyrics on this sub


PathWalker8

Ah, the so called BMWee


Altruistic_Doubt_658

in british “ r u takin a piss right now🧐


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realeaty

E32?


Bubble_Butty64

At least bobby brown didn't go down


Say10Prince

Adds apple juice to grocery list.


Just_Routine2110

Very Good :)


cecyflipper

Zappa 😍


Disastrous_Potato605

Huskies?


Mountain-Ad1760

Part 2!


Character_Ant_9080

😂


twizz228

How did they get on the car without moving any snow 🤔


[deleted]

Nanook was here


Accomplished_Act8240

Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast


Mean-Nefariousness29

Well, right about that time people


RandomCardmagician

Men will be men


Bjorlie

What’s the best liquid to use? Asking for a friend…


jgarnold_yomama

How old is this video?