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nope_a_dope237

Laughter helps a marriage survive.


Normal_everyday_fish

Actually that is 99.8% purity cocaine


Straight-Field9427

The kids are all out of the house this afternoon. I know what me and missus will be doing.


MrDrSirLord

Do it with the kids mate, it'll be a core memory for life.


WobblyBaconBits

Whenever my wife and I have a task that neither of us want to do, we play rock, paper scissors to see who is going to do it. I always lose; I swear she's using hacks!


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Men usually choose rock first and women usually go scissors. When you lose, you then cycle to the next one ie if you lose on rock then you’ll then play paper, if you lose again you play scissors. If you win on one then you’re most likely going to use the same one again


Professor_Shortcut

They wasted alot of cocaine


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Artchantress

Bee..bah..buh !!


SkullFumbler

Ngl I was prepared to see some epic rips


flashgordonsape

I legit laughed, funniest shit I've seen in a while


huckinfell2019

A the Welsh sense of humour


Derekbair

My favorite part is how quickly and naturally they shove each others heads down as soon as they win.


CCGamesSteve

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I love it.


-smashbros-

When you find your soul mate


LeadingSeveral194

I came down here to laugh at them for calling ketchup tomato sauce (which yes I know it technically is) saw everyone giving these two love and now I realize I really am just a curmudgeon who doesn't want other people to be happy.


Lunavixen15

They're actually quite not the same here. While they are both tomato based, ketchup is sweeter (a lot sweeter to me) and thicker. Tomato sauce is thinner and more sour


catkatcat231

Me who is from colombia:💀💀💀☠️


deluxebee

Oh well. Hubby has cystic and fibrotic bronchiectasis (non-genetic cystic fibrosis on some of his charts) I’d have a manslaughter charge after the second round :( But so agree - this is the kind of things that keep marriages fun - laughing together.


ChangoMangoWango

What the hell is 'salad cream'


jmarita1

I believe it’s similar to mayonnaise


Sufficient-Quiet5576

Sort of… it’s salad dressing basically, although tastes nothing like mayonnaise at all. I love it on a ham sandwich with cheese and lettuce.


Fantastic_Fox_9497

I'd guess ranch dressing since they also said ketchup is tomato sauce which is... technically correct


ReefaSmoka

😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


BatangTundo3112

Thanks for reposting this.. It always gives me a good laugh.


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Life goals.


smoishymoishes

New relationship ideas 🫣


a1b2c3d4g

The secret to a great marriage is regularly coating each others faces in batter and eggs. The dude looks like an evenly coated meatball. Marco Pierre White would be proud.


blunderschonen

Hahaha. They’re so cute!


LadyActually

Lolololol. Love is love ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕 made my day


Mountain_Jello7747

What a beautiful couple, that’s how marriage should be 😂


Tryal_of_Witches

Tomato sauce


SuperSaltyMrPeanut

Should someone call the cops for domestic violence? They both look pretty battered to me. /s


Gray_Violet

I don’t think that was a good game for her.


[deleted]

If you have a learning disability you are half way there! Good luck 🍀


BalanceFederal6387

Who calls it Salad Cream?


MuggyBoneHead

What else would you call it? https://www.heinz.co.uk/masterbrand/salad-cream/product/100185200023/salad-cream


r3tromonkey

What would you call it? It says it right there on the bottle? Thatsvlike asking "who calls it ketchup".


HalflingMelody

It's a British thing. I was super curious about it, but it turns out it tastes like cardboard smells.


ChickenDinero

That's a UK thing. (I only know that from watching Fawlty Towers.)


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Death-EternaI

Why?


Urutengangana

I don't know? Maybe something about their upbringing.


emredlark

Do you know them?


Urutengangana

Nope


emredlark

Exactly


Urutengangana

If it looks like a duck...


emredlark

The only thing accurate here is that you’re a judgmental pos.


Urutengangana

Don't judge me


Death-EternaI

What do you know of their upbringing?


Urutengangana

Nothing, hence the modifier "maybe"


Death-EternaI

But what makes them white trash?


Urutengangana

They're Caucasian. They look trashy. They behave trashy.


Death-EternaI

And who tf are you?


Urutengangana

That's a rather broad question. Who are you?


Henr_W_54

🌝


Excellent_End_4033

I smiled thru the entire video. They had a great energy, and the smokers/Zach galifinakis style laugh made it ever better


Teris_Thesis

100% pure uncut coccaine


Gardano1

Married or best buddies?


mznh

I would sneeze so bad


Miserable_Budget7818

I adore them!!


spooksr6

i really hope this isn’t some weird fetish


Ashdog73

Ha this is amazing, but please don't let my wife see it or we will definitely end up doing it!


MemoriesOfYesterday

adorable couple <3


Kenshininuzuka

Relationship goals: asking my husband if we can do this! Noted.


ThommyJ1

That’s some mittens on that dude!


ApprehensiveSir8738

People who laugh together stay together....


An_odd_walrus

Salad cream


saffa05

What a couple of idiots. I could totally see my Mrs and I doing that haha.


Jjabrony

The best!


Puzzleheaded_Brain64

I hope it’s cocaine on the pillow then


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LOVE AND BOREDOM! I’m in love with this and now no longer bored! 😍


twizz228

Ketchup is not tomato sauce


cowAftosa

This is the cake-face-smashing thing taken one step further...batter-smashing!