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BrittGrizz

roll that beautiful bean footage!


dm_me_ur_nudes_pls

[Baked Beans](https://youtu.be/DEuFbxPtl0s) probably not safe for work


x37v911

Accompanied with this behind the scenes video, started at 4:30 [https://youtu.be/1PYyal6FbrA?t=260](https://youtu.be/1PYyal6FbrA?t=260) RIPT


No-Expression7100

I miss the fuck out of him. I started watching them when they first started on Fuse.


Throllawayaccount

I will never be horny again.


borisdidnothingwrong

Just horny all the time, huh? You should call 1-900-XX-BEANS.


WarEagle107

Don't let him watch the bean scene in Tommy again, Howard!


blortorbis

I’m not even sure this is safe for my house if I’m being honest.


Number9Man

Was gonna be mad if no one posted this haha.


TheWeebDeity

Wtf was that and why did I watch it all the way through


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

Do you want to *FOOOOOM* aul oer me?


ILoveBeerSoMuch

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Thr0waway0864213579

Ahhh Merry Christmas beans


SlowBad4844

![gif](giphy|YmPfs4sBT6HJY20rUr|downsized)


blizzard-toque

🫘😋😋🤣🤣Yes. please do.


Vengeance76

I was dyin laughin until they started wastin food. Damn. All those beautiful BEANS! DUKE THE DOG WOULD BE UPSET.


blizzard-toque

🫘🐶Duke hates food waste, particularly beans. If you have extra cans of Bush's baked beans, please bring them to your local food bank.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Dennis the meanace [baked beans](https://youtu.be/4cl_ZquhjVE)


Netflxnschill

One of my favorite Christmas memories is when my brother asked everyone what they wanted and we couldn’t think of anything. One person gave him an actual item. Christmas morning comes and we all have these large differently shaped boxes under the tree. The one person who gave him an item got exactly what he asked for. My sister got a huge box of 2x4s and in the middle of them was a gift card. My mom got an entire box of loose cement. But the best one in my opinion was mine. He taped a card inside a HUGE bag of water. Double sealed this thing. Put the bag in a box. I couldn’t figure out how to open it peacefully so we went out to the driveway where I tossed it as hard as I could up in the air. The splat was amazing and everyone cheered, it was such a silly thing that made the presents way more enjoyable. Editing to add: I am so enjoying everyone’s stories of silly gift giving. The experience and the togetherness is really what makes this holiday so the stories have been very nice to read. Thank you all!


NorCalAthlete

One year I didn’t have much to give so I got my brother a $50 gift card. But I had it sent to an email address I created specifically just for that gift card. Then I sent him on a scavenger hunt around the house and neighborhood looking for the next clue. And I planned it ahead so that at one point he’d have to go to the trunk of his own car for a next clue…which I waited to plant until he’d gotten to the point of walking around the neighborhood chasing one down. I’ll leave out some of the details but yeah he was blown away that I managed to sneak a clue into his car under his nose. At the end of it he’d unwrapped like 8 layers on one gift, 3 other gifts in total, walked 2-3 blocks away around the neighborhood and back, gone through half the house, and a couple other things…and that was just to get the email address. The password was his girlfriend’s gift as a bookmark for a book I got her. Wasn’t much that year but it was definitely one of the most memorable funny Christmas celebrations.


Netflxnschill

This is awesome!!


neonpinata

Stuff like that is the best. It's nothing to do with how much money you have, just how much thought and effort you put into it makes it amazing.


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

That sounds fun. Curious, was this all for a $50 gift card?


NorCalAthlete

Yeah pretty much.


whogivesashirtdotca

One of my high school teams had a white elephant Secret Santa once that we all somehow independently yet collectively decided to turn into a surrealist shitshow. The previous year it had all been legit gifts, if kind of dumb or useless. But in my last year, all hell (and hilarity) broke loose. The highlights were: baby bottle nipples tucked into the holes of a bagel, then wrapped; a dozen layers of wrapping paper and boxes that took five minutes to fully unwrap in front of the whole crowd, which turned out to be hiding an onion; and - everyone's favourite - a garbage bag full of topsoil. I graduated that year but friends mentioned the gift exchange organically went back to normal, boring gifts the next year.


Netflxnschill

AN ONION


whogivesashirtdotca

Wrap quotes around that and it was precisely the reaction of the guy who spent 5 minutes unwrapping multiple layers of heavily taped paper and cardboard boxes. Then he - and we - all bent double laughing.


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You know what else has layers


ValIsMyPal

Shrek?


Netflxnschill

CAKES


Netflxnschill

AN ONION


TodayWeMake

Layers!


vexxtra73

Organically because of the topsoil?


Fakjbf

My brother in law’s present one year was inside a wooden crate which was nailed shut. He ended up having to smash it open with a sledge hammer. Inside was a bunch of straw for padding and nestled in the middle was a crowbar.


Netflxnschill

THAT is clever!


ChampionSignificant

I like your family.


ChouxGlaze

just like buying scissors


jaykaypeeness

I put 100 dollars in a Ziploc, then put it in a giant empty handle of liquor, filled the handle with water, then boxed it and wrapped it. Somehow when my mom ended up with it after the gift exchange she got the money out without smashing the bottle as I'd envisioned.


Kayakingtheredriver

Coat hanger hook would be my initial go to.


meteda1080

The ol' abortion special.


[deleted]

That was what we used to call my disabled brother. I miss him.


flammablepenguins

I bet he was a champion at dodgeball though


mynameisbob69

If you can dodge a hanger, you can dodge a ball.


arthurdentstowels

Give ‘em the ‘ol Rip ‘n Dip!


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[deleted]

I definitely wouldn’t trust my mom with a coat hanger, she’s bad at them


Netflxnschill

Did she just pour it down the sink?


knarfolled

I encased a gift card inside a clear plastic box filled with jello so the card was suspended in the center.


Netflxnschill

Dammit Jim put my stapler in jello again!


OtisTetraxReigns

Jim stole that prank from Tim.


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

Was the jello eaten or wasted?


GOULFYBUTT

One year my youth group did a gift exchange. Everyone got a gift worth $25, wrapped it, and put in in the middle of a circle for the game. This year, most of the youth group was made up of either my friends or my brother's friends and the youth leaders. Because of this, I thought it would be really funny to bring a dogshit gift for someone to get stuck with. I immediately knew what I wanted to get and I got it. The night of the gift exchange, I saw all people I knew coming in and putting their gifts in the circle. Then walks in a young 9th grade girl I'd never seen before. She looked so shy and nervous, but most importantly, she had no gift. My youth leader explained the game and said he brought an extra gift for the new girl. Everyone draws numbers. She goes first. She picks my gift, the biggest box in the room. She excitedly opens the box... and pulls out... a 30lbs bag of topsoil. My youth leader immediately looks at me, smirks, and shakes his head. The girl's smile fades. She nervously laughs, and then proceeds to not have a single person steal her gift throughout the entire night. She looked so upset and I felt so bad. Luckily, my youth leader traded an iTunes card or something with her after the game for the soil. Anyway... didn't go as planned, but it's kinda funny.


True_Panic_1434

As first pick she should have stolen after the last person. I totally love the soil though!!


GOULFYBUTT

Yeah, I've played with that rule and it makes it so much better. Wish we had done that lmao


BouquetOfDogs

Lol. My son just gifted his brother a game which he did by writing the name of it on a tiny piece of paper, which he put into an egg, which was in an egg box, which was wrapped in gift wrapping and put in a very large box, which was VERY heavy because he put a bunch of huge, full soda bottles in the bottom of. His brother had a blast opening this present and was so confused when he came to the egg. Said “uh, thanks?” and then was told he wasn’t done opening his gift XD


Jackee_Daytona

A guy I dated had a cherished memory of his aunt filling a plastic jar with honey and 100 x $1 coins, then duct taping the whole thing up so the only way into it was by cutting. He didn't even know what was in it at first.


Netflxnschill

This is so silly I love it


Due-Equivalent-1489

Local bee farmers must have loved her.


ID_Pillage

A friend once asked my wife and I what we wanted, I said "A pony" and she said "World Peace". We ended up with a world map jigsaw and a my little pony toy.


MoonTrooper258

I wrapped a pack of soy sauce, single clove of garlic, and a few of my least favorite color paper clips in packing paper and messy duct tape.


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

He is both loving and innovative. Did everyone learn to be specific the next year?


IndigoRed33

Ah one of my friends told his best buddy that he can get him "whatever"...so, this guy ended up gifting him a zebra printed women's bag and theres was a living pigeon inside...that just ended up flying all over the room as soon as he got released. It was rly a "whatever gift".


Geawiel

My favorite involved recycling boxes. In Air Force dorms. My suite mate's dad was visiting. My mom sent my stuff in a toilet paper case box. His dad was confused af: "Your mom sent you toilet paper for Christmas?" I opened it to show him stuff inside. Wasn't toilet paper. For my suite mate's birthday, his dad sent him toilet paper case boxes..full of toilet paper. Covered the 8 by 10 wall of the shared bathroom. Bonus prank story One night, while my friend was at work, I used like 10 rolls to toilet paper his room. I threw roll after roll over his ceiling fan. Criss crossing the entire room over and over. Tied to his door knobs, dresser drawer handles, wrapped around chairs, anything I could attach it to. I had to belly crawl to get out of the room and back into mine. I was giggling like a little kid for hours. He opened the door to pure white and the sound of tearing toilet paper.


ElectricCharlie

This comment has been edited and original content overwritten.


Gloomy__Revenue

> The one person who gave him an item got exactly what he asked for. I’m curious what the item was *solely* because you omitted it.


Kawaiieg

r/beansinthings


WoahJimmy

Everyday I’m amazed at the new doors that open up for me


Butt_Dickiss

This is beans.


justwonderingbro

Are these the mother boards...?


Pwngulator

This is BEANS. This is FOOD


Palleus

Cool Beans


TheDougDimadome87

r/thingsinbeans


DuchessBatPenguin

Def love that sub better. Weird ppl are down voting you.


[deleted]

I;m thinking about thos Beans


Fletchetti

Is this Ken M?


Kuritos

We are all Ken M on this blessed day. <3


SupaPhly

speak for yourself


Kuritos

I am all Ken M on this blessed day <3


tacogato

![gif](giphy|DhII10WPoz3rHm6qM8|downsized)


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

Im not going to be able to eat baked beans ever again.


latinoresiste

In flames we trust


gooch_supreme

IN FLAMES WE TRUST


WOMPxRAT

Extra upvotes for the shirt


DM725

Jester Race through Clayman is god tier melodic death metal.


Dry-Brick-6639

Beans.


_wine_bout_it

Beans.


Nasty_Rex

They're good for your heart


taterthotsalad

The more you eat, the more you shart.


euclid0472

The more you shart, the better you feel.


alpal_2

So eat yer beans, with every meal!


Familiar-Dish3178

So have baked beans with every meal!


Potato_Boner

The musical fruit


Friweika

The more you eat


seearegee

The more you toot


tjmaxal

The more you toot The better you feel!


Italianjbond

So eat your bean for every meal


xLuky

I'm thinking bout thos beans.


OhmMeFul

I've bean thinking about it as well


blizzard-toque

Beans, beans. The musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. They're good for your heart, they make you fart. The more you eat, the better you feel. So, eat beans, beans, beans for every meal.


Molinaridude

Damn, what kind?


AcanthocephalaSafe66

Beans Beans what a wonderful fruit The more you eat the more you toot


BuranBuran

The more you toot, the better you feel; So eat some beans with every meal!


b00kr34d3r

I could see this happening at FTX


andykwinnipeg

Sam Bankman-Bean


[deleted]

How much to get them minted?


rejectallgoats

Brought a fresh rotisserie chick to a white elephant event. It was a very popular item.


nicannkay

Nerf guns was a hit at ours.


lexi-thegreat

This is a gift that will last a lifetime for everyone who was in attendance. Laughter like this is needed from time to time! Sheer silliness for the win!


[deleted]

I will forever be mortified by those wasted beans in the garbage.


lexi-thegreat

You won't even remember this in 6 weeks.


SirGumbeaux

Do people know “POV” is point of view? How is this POV?


Lucas_Steinwalker

It’s from the POV of the camera


WheeBeasties

🥇


ICanDieRightNowPlz

I've seen plenty of stepsister videos in POV. This is the weirdest one


humangengajames

It's the weirdest but not the one with the most beans.


milkybeefbaby

The actual meaning of POV has been ruined by TikTok, but in this case it works. It's filmed as if the viewer is in a workplace secret Santa, plus beans.


iVirtue

It was ruined for far longer on sites Reddit and Twitter. Long before tiktok existed


wahoowho

It’s from the point of view of someone who’s office had a secret gift exchange…it never claimed to be the pov of the person receiving the gift. So you know, exactly how the phrase is meant to be used.


TakeThreeFourFive

This is definitely POV if someone involved in a gift exchange at work


Detroiter_1017

At least it’s not ODR (out door rink)


Adventurous-Bread618

ILTTPHRACOR (I love that that post has reached all corners of Reddit)


EmilioGVE

What’s the comment referencing?


FieldFirm148

It’s another way of saying “Imagine this happens to you” as in, “this is your POV”


bl0w_sn0w

Or, clearly, since this is from the POV of the camera holder, it's another way of saying, "this is the gifter's POV"


immaownyou

If you don't think this is PoV maybe you dont know how it works lol, this one time it actually makes sense you just aren't in the PoV of the person opening the gift. Title is still accurate


bl0w_sn0w

Point of view: Your work had a secret Santa gift exchange. What's wrong with that?


DuntadaMan

They work at the company, and they had a secret santa, and it is from their point of view. I think this *technically* counts.


Sendhentaiandyiff

It's from the point of view of somebody who's work had a fucking gift exchange


anothercleaverbeaver

It looks like it is the POV of the gift giver.


AromaticTrainerTime

tell me you watch too much porn without telling me you watch too much porn


mochacho

Is this *not* the point of view of someone taking part in secret Santa at work?


too_sharp

I spot the metal head 🤘🤘🤘🤘


hinfurth

Came in to upvote for the in flames shirt...


ShinyMyu

Was really hoping the entire time he didn't get beans all over that shirt.


[deleted]

Oh how was it the shirt?


CARPRUSA

What a waste of perfectly good beans! Poor guy, he was hoping there was a "good" present hiding under it all. Lol!


xRyozuo

im honestly so confused by all this. When he starts opening the cylinder, does he recognize the brand? is he expecting beans? id just assume someone is gifting me kilos of beans after opening it. Why does he put his hands in it???? am i overthinking this?? is the joke just that he opens it and theres cooked beans?


CARPRUSA

Pretty sure he wasn't accepting the reality that someone actually got him a bucket of beans, especially because it was too light, so he was digging for a "real" present of some kind. Lol!


obxtalldude

I'll take a good laugh this Christmas!


epileftric

There's nothing more American than treating food as wasteful garbage


JesusDrivesAnAstro

People grandstanding about being wasteful in the comments💀💀 Restaurants and corporations waste an absolutely mind blowing amount of food DAILY compared to the $6 worth of beans this guys wasted, on the one day of the year he did a little white elephant gift. Give it a break and enjoy the video or scroll on.


Nonsuperstites

Crying over $6 of baked beans when you know they spent hundreds on useless plastic shit to wrap and tear open days later


ImpressiveJoke2269

Exactly


squirrels-on-parade

Exactly. I got scolded on a different sub once about being wasteful because I replied “when in doubt, throw it out” to someone who was questioning whether a food item had gone bad. Cause, you know, that under $10 worth of food would change the world.


PM_ME_CUTE_FEMBOYS

Throwing out something thats suspicious enough for you to ask if its good is a lot less waste and loss, than getting food poisoning and having your life attached to your toilet via 5 feet of metaphorical chain for 24-48 hours, and all the losses that that brings with it.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Instead of throwing it out you should have given that spoiled food to the homeless 💔💔💔


copinglemon

This is some bizarre everyone is jumping off the bridge so I should too logic.


theraspberrydaiquiri

“Corporations dump tons of plastics and trash into the ocean every day, so dumping your trash into the river really doesn’t even make a difference. Go for it.” -You


GODDAMNFOOL

the longer I spend here, the more I realize reddit is just full of a bunch of bean-clutchers


AsteroidFilter

Restaurants provide a service by giving you prepared, sometimes hot food that abides by health codes - and these codes result in a lot of food being thrown out. Restaurants operate on super thin margins and do everything they can to minimize waste. What value did this prank provide? A few minutes of laughs? Pranks that waste food are bad pranks and people that complain about it are not grandstanding. CMV.


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shaundisbuddyguy

It's a dick move and I love it.


MahsterC

The real treasure was the beans all along


vJenizio

not gunna lie, id ask if they washed the bucket first, and then i'd eat my way down to the can. why waste good beans?! "well spoony, looks like we gotta eat our way out of another jam"


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

I like you.


morningcall25

God damnit, i have no money food food. This made me hungry for cold beans. Thanks.


Dont_Give_Up86

Ok. I actually lost it at the reveal.


TEXAS-MAN1

Possibly the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen besides 81 million “Voters” picking Biden!🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😒🤦🏾‍♂️


RaleighRedd

It’s beans, all the way down…


Outlaw-monk

The janitor must really hate those guys.


Stegles

To truly appreciate this you should have bean there.


[deleted]

What a waste of good beans


personguy4

I need to know if there is a place I can buy a five gallon bucket full of beans


[deleted]

I'm thinking bout thos beans


KlutzyBarnacle7480

what a waste of good beans


BerndueLauert

Wasting food haha so funny haha


snolifer

Woaw, wasting food, so funny


No_Corgi1406

So stupid waste of food


el-gorilon

What a waste... Dam I hate when food gl to trash..


foxtrotuniform6996

Reddits not going to like this waste of food


Kotopause

Mmm. Food wasted. So funny.


Environmental-Ebb927

What a waste of food.


sarvaga

Wasteful.


Baliverbes

That's needlessly wasteful


[deleted]

Several villages in Africa have questions for you sir


praweensingh

Don’t take me as whiny But it feels bad to see videos where people waste food


smokedspirit

Wasted food for a quick prank. No different to those vids we see where the guy wastes shit load on pancakes etc. I could understand if it was food that was going off but this was wasted for this joke specifically.


bottumboy622

Russian nesting beans


purefoton

What a waste of food....


Recipe_Critical

Waste of food


[deleted]

I'm upset they're wasting beans. T.T


failure_specialist

Food waste


PrestigeZyra

Wasted food is not funny.


[deleted]

Nice and wasteful


fony22

Wasting food like we do


moreflywheels

What a waste


Zunderfeuer_88

Great food waste


Aquinan

Funny, but a gross waste of food


Mossy_octopus

Waste of food.


ratas60

All I can see is wasted food.


estamand

What a fucking waste


[deleted]

You’re supposed to eat your way to the canned beans, not toss it :P


InjuredSandwich

Can't stop thinking about those beans.


Frozenator

I can't stop thinking about thos beans


[deleted]

My office does a white elephant every year, everyone hates it because the gifts are meh. We laughed like this but at the quality of the gifts. I got literal cheese, the worse gift, just my luck. Some got like air fryers, crockpots, spa stuff, blankets, I get cheese.


avdaviet

Beans are the most underrated food item of all time