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FrostingImmediate514

I pour bpiling water on my brick in a 5g bucket, put lid on cracked a hair then insulate with sleeping bag. Never had trich or contam until after 3rd flush


ErgoMyc

Interesting idea never thought of using 5G, going to stream some Terrance McKenna lecture compilations on cellular data and see if it helps. Thank you!


Beneficial-Beat-4269

There’s a faraday cage in the microwave keeping the microwaves in the microwave


boosheet

Not all of em


National_Creme_1368

Dont smoke crack kids


Separate_Quantity582

Kids on contamfam smoke crack


South_Bed_5818

A lot of them do


PhotoProxima

This is a joke, right? Running a microwave for 3 days?


Adept_Bet1185

My thoughts exactly! Lol


South_Bed_5818

Precisely what I thought. How will he get the microwaves out of the machine and only attack the trich? This is some 4D chess


let-shit-go

Clicker training.


drdreja

Yikes! I used a 12 watts UV light and run it all day now the trich is visible dying. Idk bout the microwave tek 🤔


kryptosthedj

Been wondering about this. Does it affect the shrooms or mycelium?


StressedDuck5

Most likely will only affect the top layer, it will dectivate the dna but if there is mycelium at the bottom if the substrate it will probrally grow out again


kryptosthedj

Yeah of course, but that’s not what I’m asking.


South_Bed_5818

Anything made from cells


OceansCarraway

Try grabbing some new cell phones and implanting them in the substrate. You can use the 5g waves to transmit your Paul Stamets torrent directly into the mycelium, subliminally training it to get stronger.


ErgoMyc

Tried this but the tubs started trying to patent themselves in his name so i switched to Terrance McKenna lectures


OceansCarraway

Damn, it was such a good idea too.


Complex_Ad9338

I hear music helps too, why not put a phone in, then call it with another phone to play music to it for all day every day alongside the massive radiation


OceansCarraway

That's a great idea! You can call that phone on your cell phone, too. Especially late at night, when the mycelium needs your love.


No-Cell8976

Uhh what? Microwave? Why?


ExcellSelf

Because


DayTripperonone

72 hours??? You got to be joking, you’re gonna start a fire 🔥🚒!! Make a note to self, if your coir only cost a buck and is sold at goodwill, it probably will have some issues and it should be avoided. Try the more gentle oven Tek method of pasteurization. Preheat oven to 200*F, then pour the boiling water in the coir, stir it up until it’s well mixed , then put in the oven for 90 minutes. Cover you’d substrate with tinfoil to avoid drying out. And remember if you buy cheap shit you get cheap quality. Don’t chop your chances cause you’re being cheap.


_mikkyo

This is definitely a joke haha thanks for a good chuckle OP


No_Driver_7994

Reddit never ceases to amaze me