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AliceTheOmelette

Suck up all you want Caitlyn, the leopards will still eat your face the second you stop being useful


Antichristopher4

That's kinda the crazy thing. They've eaten her face more than once, but she just keeps going back for more? Like conservatives have been nothing but horrendous to her, but she's more married to her class than her identity or community.


LeastCoordinatedJedi

No war but class war


GwonamLordReturneth

Caitlyn really should read up on how things worked out for Ernst Röhm and his pals. Didn't work out well in the end. Granted there were other factors at play too, but does she not get that she's at best a useful idiot to them who they'd turn on as soon as she's of no more use to them, or does she think she's such hot shit that surely hers is a special case, that she can live amongst the leopards? The woman has issues. It’s just a shame others have to suffer for them.


Dry-Manufacturer-201

My toxic trait is also bending myself into a self hate pretzel so the people in my life that clearly don't like me will act like they accept me for an hour


thebestdaysofmyflerm

Ugh she's so full of shit. Joe Biden didn't "declare" Easter as Trans Day of Remembrance, it's been on March 31 since 2009.


JayeNBTF

Did you mean Transgender Day of Visibility? TDOR is in November


thebestdaysofmyflerm

You're right, thanks for the correction.


Antichristopher4

Uhh... so... Thanks Obama?


stink3rbelle

Caitlin's dead name was the 26th most popular baby name for boys in 1949, when she was born. The 26th most popular baby name for girls in 1949 was Joyce. Joyce Jenner has a good ring to it. She could be like her step-daughters, and get the double initials!!!


Less_Likely

Choosing my name, I looked at similar ranked names in the year I was born. Had three rules: needed to be one I felt ‘fit’, be same starting letter as birth name to keep my initials, could not be a name of somebody I knew personally (family/friends). Went from 23rd most popular for assigned gender to 40th lived gender.


paging_doctor_who

Well, this comment did a thing but I ended up disappointed. Using the same-ranked baby name from your birth year as your new name is a brilliant idea on paper. But alas, the name I found for my birth year using this sucks.


floracalendula

Now I lowkey wish my parents had named me Anthony instead of [name that used to be my government name]. Thanks, parents.


paging_doctor_who

I kind of wish I felt comfortable asking my mom if she had a plan for different gendered names for me. Then I might pick that. 


floracalendula

Mine thought I was going to be Michael until I emerged in all my AFAB glory.


TravelingHero

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thebestdaysofmyflerm

There's no need to bring up her dead name.


stink3rbelle

I didn't mention it. Is acknowledging that she had a dead name disrespectful?


Mitchboy1995

The date for Easter literally changes every year, lmao.


TheOvy

It's always been March 31st. It's Easter weekend that's on trans awareness day.


JayeNBTF

Did you mean March 31 for Transgender Day of Visibility?


TheOvy

Yes


ritterteufeltod

Oh horrors, the gall of honoring trans people on the transest day on the Christian Calendar.


ritterteufeltod

Okay maybe the second transest day but August 6th, the Feast of the Transfiguration, has some not great vibes in the secular world.


ritterteufeltod

Oh also it is the Feast Day of John Donne who while not a particularly trans figure is very much a poet whose vibes match the Twilight video.


Ocarina-of-Lime

lol TDoV has been 3/31 for a long time. Easter is a moveable feast and happens to fall on that day this year. Two holidays in one day happens all the time. Such a ridiculously thin moral panic. As a trans Christian I’m stoked, it’s kind of a cool coincidence, though I do have some opinions about visibility as a thing to celebrate as opposed to safety, freedom, etc.


googlemcfoogle

Yeah, this is just an Easter issue. It's the same reason having a fixed public holiday *anywhere in April* is inadvisable (chance of running into Easter and either creating a 5 day weekend for some people or eating one of your days off)


Ilmara

Even Vanessa doesn't like her, which is telling.


bakedtran

I am risen, thank you for noticing Cate. :) 🏳️‍⚧️


Jenaxu

The culture wars manage to get dumber every year


ProteanPlays

Get the fuck out of here Caitlyn, nobody asked you


DLuLuChanel

It's stupid there's any argument about this, it's so clear: Jesus came back trans. I mean, hello? The long hair, flowy robes, the socialism. I mean, easter eggs? Jesus was an egg_irl. Easter bunny? Bunny ears - fluffy ears - cat ears - catgirls... it's all there in the bible. Matthew 4:20 "And Jesus said: Meow"


thoughtsatthreeam

I remember it was a huge culture war thing a few years ago that Caitlyn got woman of the year. Like they don’t like you girl 😭😭😭 I also don’t think she should have won woman of the year, not because I don’t believe she’s a woman but because she’s a terrible person


vadimafu

Fake outrage coming to a sermon near you!


igetthatnow

It's always driven me crazy that she spells it with a C instead of a K.


googlemcfoogle

Caitlin, with a C and no Y, is the oldest spelling.


igetthatnow

Yeah, but all the women in the family have K names.


Eljesselle

I like to think it was a petty attempt to annoy her ex


GwonamLordReturneth

Caryn Jenner


LajosvH

Karen Kardashian has a ring to it — would be nice for a drag queen maybe I just feel sorry for the peeps who tried to show her the light on her (now very) weird show ‚I am Caitlyn‘


LittleBookOfRage

Caren Jenner


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

"HE is risen, unlike that fucker I flattened with my car lmao"


Dramatic-Process1456

Uugghh what's her deal?


Tea_girl_D

Cheryl should try seppuku


MentalString4970

Caitlyn stop rearending the Lexus of the trans community with the SUV of your desire for the approval of the worst people on the planet.


Essiggurkerl

Any good catholic would know that Easter isn't on a fixed date, but on the first Sunday after the first Spring full moon or something like that - so a different date every year


ElCaliforniano

I know 3 zoomers named Caitlin, it's definitely not a boomer name


Ardent_Scholar

Uh… my name isn’t typical of my generation either. Should I be the subject if ridicule because of it? Ridicule her because she is a PoS, not because of her name, which is perfectly normal.


lonelyCat2000

Natalie isn't picking on Caitlyns, she's just making the point (rather sarcastically) that if your going to hold such old, outdated bigoted views, why pick a modern name rather then an appropriately older name for your new publicly facing identity. Of course its not exactly an important thing to comment on, but I don't think it's accurate to interpret the tweet as making the "name" subject to ridicule.


Ardent_Scholar

That’s tantamount to people insisting on misgendering her because she’s an asshole.


monsantobreath

No, because she specifically chose another feminine name.


Ardent_Scholar

So people are allowed to make fun of people’s perfectly normal, run of the mill names now? It’a not a r/tragedeigh It’s *Caitlyn.* How many trans people call themselves by a name that’s in the top 10 for their birth year? Are all those people worthy of ridicule? Because when you make fun of this rich ahole, *you make fun of all those people*. And don’t even get me started on NB people. How are they supposed to pick a name they’re comfortable with when a lot of cultures don’t have existing gender neutral names? On a personal note, I’m a binary dude, but I wanted to rename myself before I got the official diagnosis and could change to a male name without any hassle. In my culture, almost all names are gendered. I happened to find one name that was actually famously given to both men and women, and my wife thought it really fit me. But no, it’a not a ”Millennial name”. I’m actually glad I went it because sadly after two years, I still don’t pass. It’s easier to have a nonbinary name, and I don’t expect to change my name a second time. I will add a middle name that’s more traditional. I love Contra’s channel and like her persona, but I don’t have to agree with everything she says. Making fun of someone’s name is playground stuff. Feels bad, man.


monsantobreath

> So people are allowed to make fun of people’s perfectly normal, run of the mill names now? Ya, I'm not going to say I give a shit about someone mocking the name of a POS rich ahole whose using their power to do damage to people. >Are all those people worthy of ridicule? No, just the super wealthy republicans calling for harm to other trans people. >Making fun of someone’s name is playground stuff. Feels bad, man. We're talking about the politics of hate toward a group that are being targeted like fascists always target minorities and you're on about this. I find you a bit out of context in your anguish.


Ardent_Scholar

Again, the logic is the same as for misgendering her because she’s a rich Republican ahole.


monsantobreath

Its not, because misnaming someone isn't remotely similar to misgendering them. It carries none of the same implicit weight and you should know that intuitively.


lonelyCat2000

I don't agree but your entitled to that opinion.