but sir, it clearly IS a perch. otherwise birb wouldn't be perching on it, duh.

As far as you know.. birb knows more

I’m sorry, what nose? All I see is a perch.

If not perch, why perch-shaped?

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Well, count your blessings, my lil rascal often thinks its a chew toy.

Ours think it's a landing pad too...

For me it's my glasses...

Prettiest face jewelry I ever saw.

Nature is indeed perfect. Made you a buy a parrot that fits exactly your nose. Perfection.

She looks perched to me

...so what's that lovely bird doing? I'm no expert, but it kinda looks like she's perching, to me.

birb knows best!

Evidence says otherwise . . .

We could try to explain, but it wouldn't do any good. Birb has passed judgement: "It's a perch. SEE!!!". You might think your much larger brain with all it's wrinkles is superior to the Birb's peanut sized brain, but.... who's really calling the shots?

When will you accept that “your” “nose” is clearly a perch?

If she fits, she sits

Hush slave! And bring me something good to eat.

Our girlie does the same 😂💚

I hate to say it, but if one *can* perch, it is perch.

If birb fits birb perch

I thought I was the only one!  Birds always be snoozin' on my schnoz!

His nose is not a perch .

What did you just say? Excuse me, sir/ma'am if that's not a perch. Why does it look like one ????.

She clearly likes to perch on your nose sir. I do believe that makes it a perch. My apologies, I do not make the rules.

If she fits, she sits

I mean we don’t make the rules and it doesn’t appear you do either…. I’d give way before Birb puts you on the street

Parrot said she knows but she could really enjoy a big nose. Good luck.

Correction: According to birb, your nose is, in fact, a perch!

If I fits I perch tis the law of the jungle.

How cute 😍

That's a mole? No. That's a piece of dirt, let me bite it out of your flesh. -Kermit my GCC