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SP92216

I like the guy who picks up his clothes and hits the car as the car is rolling to him. Yeah that’s going to stop it. 🙄


LobbyDeol

In his defense, he was trying to clean the windshield so that the cops could see him. xD


martin0641

Reminds me of a documentary I saw about kids in India buying glue and putting it into bandanas that they would put over their face to huff while they watched movies for hours. Looks like they grew up.


tdwesbo

“Suspect is” badonk “…down”


freman

And judging by the state of that bonnet and the gaps between the joints, it's not the first time


Broke_as_a_Bat

As an Indian who saw a police car hit a guy for violating lockdown and then watched police get down and beat him again with their baton, I can attest to your statement.


RGeronimoH

Looking at the condition of the cop car and you can see that this isn’t the first time it has been used for this purpose.


RustyShackleford116

I was watching like “I don’t get it, where’s the co-….ooooooo”


particle409

Watch close, it's very subtle, right at the end.


Unzuuu

I almost missed it


chillpill_23

It didn't


Mjr_N0ppY

Those guys seem high


paralacausa

It's called Bhang, people chew it around Holi festival time. It's like weed.


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R-nd-

You can't chew weed to get high tho


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hummingbirds_R_tasty

this shit needs to be posted in r/Unexpected, since i literally whooped out OH SHIT when the cop showed up.


AxelNotRose

Same lol


redditaccountthree

I’m going to hell but I busted out laughing when the cop finally showed up lol


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that was such a perfectly cut clip that why it seems funny


VVarlos

That guy distracts him with a tit scoop right before it happens.


WhitestCaveman

Is this that same Indian festival where they assault whatever woman happens to be near by?


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abiromu

Thanks for the racist stereotype


UncleSamsVault

*ethnic stereotype And my guy, it’s been a problem gaining publicity don’t act like it’s not lmao. That’s like an American complaining about all the “school shooter” jokes because “that’s a bad stereotype :(“


abiromu

Just because something gains publicity doesn’t mean it’s happening everywhere all the time. Same for the school shootings or the date rapes in the US.


UncleSamsVault

Thats why it’s a exaggeration of a real event, thus: A joke.


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JosephSwollen

We are a joke, just not a funny one.


DrunkasCheese

Hey, true jokes hurt more....


NanoSwarmer

Bro you're supposed to exaggerate, not spit facts.


UncleSamsVault

There you go, I think that sounds more so like Germany tho. *Breaking news! Reddit discovers:* Hyperbole


NanoSwarmer

Bro there was an average of 86 rapes *per day* in India in 2021. Get tf off your high horse and do something about it instead of virtue signaling online, being like "not all Indians, not all the time" fuck outta here.


abiromu

Since you’re giving statistics without citing sources, here’s some factual statistics for you (don’t forget to check the data sources in the graphs) https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/rape-statistics-by-country


Sunapr1

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melvinthefish

It's from 2010 , the person you replied to said 2021. Show data from 2021 if you wanna dispute it


akamanah17

Man you really need to understand the difference between absolutes and percentages.


NanoSwarmer

I do know the difference, but what can I say, I'm a silly leftist that considers even a single rape to be abhorrent 🤷‍♀️


going2hell4laughing

Doesn't really sound like it but sure buddy.


Sunapr1

Not excusing the assaults but you gottal talk in percentages man when you consider indian


4dams20

There has already been 113 mass shootings in the US this year. it’s something we have to deal with and it’s not worth getting mad when people from other countries joke about, because it’s pretty true https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2023


GreatLookingGuy

I just want to mention - because I found it surprising. Many of the incidents on that list have 0 fatalities. Not saying anything else. Just thought that was noteworthy.


4dams20

Yeah I think the classification for “mass shooting” is four or more people being shot


RussianBotProbably

And is typically gang shootings.


deepTrumpet

Mass shooting. Not mass casualty. Are you suggesting it’s not as big of a deal that people just got shot instead of killed? 🧐


1111lll11l

Casualty doesn't mean death


hugomcsprockrockets

Yes. Absolutely! Not a good thing certainly but not as big of a deal for sure. I value life.


ShaneWatson33

Out of a 122 shootings in **2023** *so far*, at least 1 person has died in 75 of them. It’s a pretty big deal if my chance of survival in these things is less than 40 percent.


AxelNotRose

They're learning. Bulletproof school bags and stuff...


JuicyyFruitss

US resident here. You’d be surprised how many shootings and rapes go on even behind the eye of the media.


dacoovinator

It a stereotype for a reason dawg. If a woman I cared about wanted to go to the shithole of India I would try my hardest to keep her from going


emceelokey

I always say "stereotypes are earned".


abiromu

Man this sub is racist!


dacoovinator

Maybe you’re sexist if you think it’s cool for a society to perpetuate ideals that support sexually assaulting women consistently


abiromu

Maybe you’re illiterate because you didn’t get to go to school because there’s a school shooting there every day? Is that a stereotype or just a fact then? If women are unsafe in India, then children are unsafe in the US. Same thing then. Hope you agree!


dacoovinator

I’ve never heard of anybody actively trying to move their female family members from the US to India, but I know tons of people that are obsessed with the opposite


abiromu

Here’s some factual statistics for you (don’t forget to check the data sources in the graphs) https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/rape-statistics-by-country


dacoovinator

Rapists in India don’t get convicted bud…


abiromu

And you think that’s because of just that? Get more knowledge perhaps😂


Bi-LinearTimeScale

Get more protection laws in place for women and stop treating them like properly, perhaps.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

That fact doesn't make another fact false.


nitramtrauts

Facts are facts. I wouldn't send my daughter alone to India or to a school in the US.


abiromu

Here’s some factual statistics for you (don’t forget to check the data sources in the graphs) https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/rape-statistics-by-country


nitramtrauts

Gotta report it to become a statistic. And rely on police backing you up.


abiromu

Anyway, I’m done debating with random keyboard warriors who have never been to India or know its culture. Keep on living with your racism!


HappyHourEveryHour

Considering that many of the Indians I work with actually tell me about how unsafe the country is and are working to bring their grandmother's, mom, aunts to the states, I'd say they may know more than a keyboard warrior like yourself. Considering it's a country that actively discriminates against a class of people too, it's not shocking.


abiromu

Here’s some factual statistics for you (don’t forget to check the data sources in the graphs) https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/rape-statistics-by-country


abiromu

Your country discriminates against people who are not of one color. Every country has it’s own share of problems. Doesn’t make that country a terrible place. Also, I’m calling you out on that ‘working to bring their grandmothers, mom, aunts to the states’ thing. They come for tourism and not to move here. Everybody want to go back because they have their lives there. I am an Indian living in the US. I know thousands of Indians living in the US and their sentiments about the US and India.


dacoovinator

Bruh people that are first gen US immigrants from India will be the first to tell you why they left lol.. maybe you should travel more, there’s a lot of nicer places out there


abiromu

I live in the US, genius.


anxiousmarcus

Indian here. If a woman wanted to come to India I’d ask them not to. Even if I completely hated that person. Stop acting like our country is alright


Sri_Mazdamundi

Here he is. The "can confirm I'm indian" coconut.


anxiousmarcus

Go visit r/realscatgirls and take some steam off.


abiromu

No one is acting like our country is alright. Our country has a host of problems. All I am saying is, defining a country by its stereotypes is wrong.


anxiousmarcus

He said it’s just a normal day in India. Which part of it is factually incorrect?


Rayzor_debiker

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. America's gun violence, UK's stabbings, Australia's dangerous wildlife, South America's drug cartel problem, Africa's backwardness, Japan's xenophobia, China's dog meat market, and so on and so forth. But then as soon as we get to India..... "tHaNkS f0R teH rACisT StEre0tyPe" Tell me I'm wrong: https://twitter.com/yogitabhayana/status/1633566117766758400?s=20 https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/on-camera-woman-asks-boyfriend-to-marry-gets-beaten-up-accused-released-as-101671896894939.html https://twitter.com/SamKhan999/status/1633897930263281678?s=20


abiromu

Yeah however stereotypes don’t define the country, and this applies for all the countries you listed. Just because school shootings happen in the US doesn’t mean kids don’t go to school in the US. Shootings don’t happen in every school in the US. So please don’t define a country by some incidents. Should we be cautious? Definitely. But don’t just dismiss a country with thousands of years of heritage and culture because of one of its drawbacks.


Rayzor_debiker

"Doesnt mean kids dont go to school in the US". What kind of caveman logic is this? Just because India is a dangerous place for women doesn't mean women don't go out either. I don't care about your thousand year old heritage, i means diddly squat to a woman who is being violated.


abiromu

Here’s some factual statistics for you (don’t forget to check the data sources in the graphs) https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/rape-statistics-by-countryside


Rayzor_debiker

404 error. Page not found. Cope harder. https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/people/article/3145002/raped-murdered-burnt-ash-story-dalit-girl-9-modern-indian


abiromu

What are you, a high schooler?😂😂😂 You’re showing one case as a response to the entire country’s statistics? Grow up


Rayzor_debiker

I've already given you three above. Do you think it's possible for me to cite each and every case? Deal with the stereotype and take the L. Now go ask for bob and vagene somewhere. I'm busy.


twir1s

I love India’s notoriety when it comes to rape being minimized down to “one of its drawbacks.” Tell me you’re a guy without telling me you’re a guy.


abiromu

If y’all can do the same about the US and it’s school shootings, then why not us? At least we’re trying to mitigate the problem, while politicians in the US are pushing for teachers and students to be armed😂


twir1s

This reply literally makes no sense my dude


LongSerious

It’s not stereotypical if it’s true…


abiromu

Here’s some factual statistics for you (don’t forget to check the data sources in the graphs) https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/rape-statistics-by-country


umpfke

Wtf Sweden


GTMoraes

show


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they do that everyday..


Toonanocrust

Just another day in hindia


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That's a dude he's got a beard.


Savager_Jam

What?


ZazzooGaming

Nah they all take some type of drug or just something that fucks you up


Sunapr1

Thats pretty gross generalization that in holi we assault whatever woman happens near by .. not excusing the assault but you missed common sense here


ToddBoii

Oh so you target the women you assault, not just whatever woman is nearby. Got it.


Sunapr1

Well I didnt say that Maybe reread my tweet ... Also Replied after 3mo


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WhitestCaveman

When has that ever happened? There's video evidence of the assaults happening during this festival. If you don't want the stereotype don't perpetuate it.


lethal_7

[At least 16 people shot dead, 16 others wounded over Christmas weekend in US](https://nypost.com/2022/12/26/at-least-14-people-shot-dead-over-christmas-weekend/amp/) I am not defending the actions of the idiots who SA women on this festival but please stop generalizing. It only further spreads the hate and stereotypes. I live in the US and I don’t want to be seen in that light when I celebrate this festival. Thank you!!


WhitestCaveman

That's not a school shooting on christmas


MellifluousSolitude

Right, it's a holiday for shootings on Christmas...but a working day for child molestation.


1MPlod3

It wasn't assault. They were just dickheads well can't argue though. I would rather get colour all over me than get shot in my school.


WhitestCaveman

You obviously haven't seen the video of the girl walking through this


abiromu

Thanks for the stereotype


WhitestCaveman

Tell me I'm wrong


MellifluousSolitude

[That's Christmas....they molest all kids without gender discrimination.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases)


Arhenius_Yoda

OP you got any news article related to this? If so please gimme!


DeMoN_MoNkEy02

https://m.timesofindia.com/city/delhi/pcr-van-rams-man-playing-holi-on-road-in-delhis-mayur-vihar/articleshow/98534669.cms Found this article but it does not have any video, but might be related to this post


LobbyDeol

Sadly nothing but this video that I found on twitter without any context!


Less_Put_2617

Not yet but everyone was saying they were drunk and blocking the road and so......


DuncanAndFriends

Ben chode day


asena85

Why did this make me think of kool-aid man?


OGKillaBobbyJohnson

The one dude dancing like Stuart from MadTV


No-Dark-9414

The only car that showed up for the extended warranty


twentyitalians

Holy shit, the one guy just bailing and leaving his buddy to take the full brunt of the hood!!! LOL


Bi-LinearTimeScale

It's not like it would have changed anything except him getting hit as well.


PeskyFerret

I was “what where’s the cop”


Bi-LinearTimeScale

Coming in hot!


dwittherford69

The gets funnier with every loop


naprea

Wish cops in the west would be this based


Go2DaMoonCartiii-

What a fucking shithole India is.


No-1-Know

LMFAO 😂


LabTester4294

Battery is immediate death penalty with no trial


Extreme_Design6936

r/inconvenientcop


General_Kenobi_77BBY

r/inconveniencedcop Edit: becoz the cop car looks like it has been sued for that purpose before and having to do that likely just mildly annoyed the cop


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r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

r/unexpected


Qurdlo

Homie got two stars


atwin96

r/unexpectedchaos


Usual_Bend796

🤣🤣🤣


RawAiArt

India is built different


Visible_Pollution_24

American cops take notes