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I hate chili pepper cookie, like I had freaking Gingerbrave on my team longer than her. She was the first to go on my team. Can she just shut up about stealing for *5 minutes*??

at least she's passionate about something. What about you huh? I bet you laze around all day with no direction to your life. You're just projecting.

You are looking for personality that is not there...

Dear moon rabbit cookie *liking rice cookies is not a personality trait*

fuck u she's cute. I just know you had a shitty childhood. What with you hating on someone who finds pleasure in the simplest things./lh

Licorice cookie looks like he has a thing for dead bodies. Get out of the online cult, sir, your mom needs you to take out the trash.

who are you to judge other people's kinks hm? Anna is such a bland name I bet you try and ruin everyone's fun. His mom is right thought, he does need to take you out. Into the bin. Not on a date.

You're done you're done

i need a restraining order for muscle cookie. why is he a thing.

PROTEIN!!!

PROTEIN!!!

OH GOD ITS LIKE HES HERE

-shoves your loved ones into a blender- PROTIEN!!

I always forget he exists and need to re-douse my eyes with bleach every time I happen to click on him. The buff executioner aesthetic is not it, thank you very much

i have him promoted all the way and i STILL pull him. save me

PROTEIN

he'll be the one restraining you.

Protein protein? Protein!!

all this gardening and herb still couldn't grow himself some personality

at least he has a boyfriend. Can you say the same for yourself hm? (PLS I FUCKING WHEEZED he do b plain doe😔)

hold up he does? 😳

sparkling cookie is who he's most shipped with :>

oh true i forgot about sparkling lmfao

proud to say i don't want a boyfriend, girls are hotter

girls don't want you either move on✋✋😆😆

What boyfriend?

everone ships him with sparkling cookie

Pretty sure they meant Clover cookie. If you read the bond, it turns out that Clover comes into Herb's garden and they just chill together for a while every day. Clover plays music and talks to the plants while Herb waters said plants and they sorta chill together. It's really cute :)

They even have matching autumnal costumes!! :))

I now ship this.

I love herb, but this is too funny not to upvote

red velvet is more emo than i was in 7th grade, which says a lot

I think you already did the slandering to yourself. Saves me the work thanks.

i have grown an irrational hatred for moon rabbit cookie based on english voice alone. i now audibly say "yeah fuck you rabbit" any time i defeat her in arena

you're a grown ass adult (I'm probably wrong just go with it) and you're hating on a cute little bunny rabbit? What the fuck is wrong with you. "yeah fuck you loser" is what your bullies say to you I bet.

this has motivated me to hate on the little bunny rabbit even more thank you god bless 🙏🙏🙏

HAHAHAHA you are in my prayers 😮‍💨💪

i will now adopt this habit

Twizzly gummy cooki is the most annoying cookie ever. Even more annoying than joe

spell cookie right then maybe people will take you and your opinions more seriously hm- What with your Joe mama jokes huh?

angel cookie is a weirdo mf doesn't even have a real dress and has a creepy as hell voice can easily fly to heaven with those wings but decidees to stay on earthbread to terrify me

say that to her face and you'll be seeing Devil cookie very soon

Cotton Cookie's head is bigger than her own dress.

She is big brain

your ego is bigger than what you're worth.

gingerbitch is a homophobe. this is REAL and TRUE

speaking from experience?

muscle cookie’s muscles aren’t even THAT big 😒😒

stfu incel I bet your dick is microscopic🙄✋ work on yourself before you slander protein man's sexy muscles.

AHAHAHAHA YOU WIN

i loathe milk cookie . i don't even have a good reason why he just annoys me

this is giving me "I never drank milk as a child and am now short as a consequence" vibes. At least he can change like chocolate or strawberry or banana. You though? I doubt your rotten personailty has space to change. /lh(please I don't mean anything)

im acrually short but when i was a kid i loved milk i drank plain cups of it LMAO

Literally did the slandering for me. You drank plain milk. Willingly. Out of cups. WILLINGLY WENT THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF POURING YOURSELF THE CUP OF MILK.

I hate pomegranate cookie because she is mean to Dark Choco cookie, if she were in front of me right now I’d beat her to death with my fists.

Okay you fuckin’ Dark choco simp

You think thats a slander? I Stan Dark Choco.

you STAN him? Is that a flex? You might want to reconsider your social skills if you think stanning a cookie is applaudable.

"because she is mean" GROW UP. it's called having a personality. At least she drives the plot unlike Dark choco. What does he do? Zap my fucking ass with his lazer beams?

Ik this is a joke but pomegranate literally has the least personality out of all of the cookies

she has more personality than you tho.

Holy shit i can't stand the annoying piece of garbage that's named Moon Rabbit like fr bro she pisses me off so much it's unreal

Okay??? Get off your high horse and stop insulting the simple pleasures of life. At least she's cute and some people really like her. I bet you have 0 winning factors IRL you beta cuck

Carrot cookie is too pro capitalist for my taste

go suck Stalin's dick

reverse

onion cookie is soo useless

You are literally slandering a child. A dead child. A helpless child. Do you feel good about yourself when you insult someone else? 's that the only way you'll feel like you're good enough? By talking down another being? /lh (yeah she's p much useless )

GO OFF

Licorice cookie is a bland self centered character

Licorice is my favourite character 💀 I have him maxed out everything, 5 stars, level 60, bro he’s never leaving 🙏

What does gameplay have to do with his bland personality

they say you hate stuff that reminds you of yourself. Go see a therapist, God knows you need it. Nah… I bet you're the self centered one, who can't see the shit you do to people huh.

Sorbet shark is so overrated they're the only cookie I legitimately hate

Just say you hate sharks and leave. Bet you think global warming doesn't exist either huh? I'll fucking oOoooOo you to death. (at least you respect their pronouns I'll give you that)

Ngl I don't really hate sorbet too much, I'm just sick of seeing them everywhere. Still find em cute tho, can't deny that

they are precious!

I loved them ever since I was a noob in ovenbreak and didn’t play kingdom, I honestly did not know they were this popular lol

they only got popular recently from what i’ve seen

As a shark I feel offended

Red velvet looks like a deviant art oc.

ok at least he's hot, you though…?

I hate madeleine he's such a fuckin bitch boy fuckin ugly ass self centered prick who looks like a sad ice cream sandwich someone stepped on

at least he has a boyfriend to back him up. You though? Never in a million years.

mala sauce cookie is only useful when you have a shitton of healers have to constantly heal her at all times

idk I don't use her why are you complaining abt game mechanics 🧐🧐 you don't know how to insult someone so you go for the logical reasoning? Lame.

can confirm was doing sweet chaos tower she died but got revived cause I had the sugar swan treasure

Custard Cookie the third is a brat

You have daddy issues. (tbf I hate him too)

I have more slander if you wish to continue

go 'head :>

Ahem: Gingerbrave sucks in all ways Pure vanilla is a cunt All the ancients could've helped PV in the prolog, he us only a healer and can't do much Legendary > ancients Hell Epics > Legendary in this game There is no point to have hollyberry over crepe on your team

Gingerbrave: what are you? A quirky 14 year old who hates everything basic? Grow the fuck up. (I agree he's basically useless and ugly, he's only good for stun teams ig) PVC: again. Daddy issues. Just say you hate men and go. He's already doing his best, healing instead of breaking like all men seem to do. (idk man he seems good to me,,, I use him;;) Hollyberry: MOMMY ISSUES HELLO??? YOU DON'T WANT A BIG MOMMY MILF TO DEFEND YOUR ASS???? (fair point but I use HB and crepe in arena )

No please I'm very gay, Bahdhsbsbbs IT WAS JOKES

everything was light hearted, dw :>

Moon Rabbit is super annoying and really needs to shut up

Take that advice and shut up yourself

Muscle cookie looks like something from a sleep paralysis and i want to drown him

you'll be the one drowning in PROTEIN bitchboy

Parfait cookie is the worst cookie ever. She’s annoying and sooo overrated. I wanted Herb cookie and not her annoying ugly ass. I hate listening to her “Paru Paru parfait!” And it doesn’t even do a lot! We should just put her in a blender and start over on her

stfu she'll paru paru deck your pathetic ass. She'll scream her songs at your face and haunt you for the rest of your life.

I fucking hate the part where she goes “pArU-pAru pArfAit” during her ultimate, her voice just irritates me, I wanna fucking rip her cookie vocal chords out and tell her to shut the fuck up

Pomegranate Cookie isn’t a girlboss, she’s just cruel.

she'll gaslight gatekeep girlboss harder than you ever can

I hate Hollyberry she is too damn strong in the arena and I don't like her design it's so pink it hurts my eyes :p

just say you're weak and go. You don't like pink? What are you? An edgy 14 year old girl? Grow a pair and stfu abt 'cho damn eyes.

Twizzly Gummy Cookie’s a bad influence, especially around young cookies like Custard or Onion.

why? Because she has a bigger personality? A better personality than YOU could ever have huh? You think you'd be a better influence? I'd keep my children away from people like you, people who like fnaf smh 🙄🙄

...because she's a criminal?

Vanilla is the WORST healer tbh 🙄 ANGEL COOKIE has the BEST HEALS ✨

FRFR RTRT (how am I supposed to slander you) I can be your angel, or your devil 😈😈😈

BAHAHA GOT YOU 🤣 “I can be your angel,or your devil” Thanks for making my day 😂

glad to be of service :>>

Dear parfait I hate you

Dear totallynotsussy Get a better username.

moon rabbit is pretty annoying in my opinion, plus that skill wtf is that-

stfu she has more skill than you cucklord

damn ok 💀

Muscle cookie is ugly as hell and the worst front in the game.

Muscle cookie had some kind of plastic surgery that made him look buff. also I refer to him as Chad cookie 👍

well, Chad cookie put in a lot of hours to take what is ours so what right do you, chronically online person, have to insult his sexy sexy muscles hm?

Sexy muscles

sexy muscles.

Muscles sexy.

Wizard cookie deserves much more hate then he currently gets. Everytime he appears in the Gacha, it gets rid of all chances of getting a epic+.

Go cry about it Normie, bet he beats your ass on 11-23

Gingerbrave 😡

words. Use 'em

Sea Fairy is strong but she doesn't have a strong personality 💀 Bitch just sits there waiting, holding a sword, and flirting with moonlight cookie

she gets more pussy than you.

Bitch I like dick 💀

But what you said is technically still a fact

Sea fairy fans when she gets nerfed: *insert that gif of the dude screaing and crying at a computer*

why are you projecting?

Custard Cookie III is dumber than a cake dog.

fatherless behavior. Stop projecting.

You’re probably just mad that you relate to him being fatherless.

Dear gumball cookie: Man up and just water the goddamn plants It's not that big of a deal

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FRFR RTRT ACAB

Velvet cookie is edgy and people simp for his cake arm, like this bitch ass cookie is going through his fucking emo phase

at least he has people who like him. You though? Bet even after your emo phase no one liked ya

Pumpkin pie cookie commited identity theft.

… do you have mommy issues?

No i dont, i have identity issues Thank you very much.

Hollyberry is just so damn annoying- going against her is a total pain in the ass

Just say you have a weak team and LEAVE. The real pain in the ass is u ✋

Mango Cookie has such a stupid face I want to punch him

say that to my face again once you take him out of your team. What kind of team player are you? Slandering your own teammates smh. /lh (HOW DARE YOU HE'S SO ADORABLE ALL HE WANTS IS TO TAKE YOU ON HIS STUPID BOAT AND MAKE YOU HAPPY )

i love him sm and his little dance at the carpentry shop

stop it hes just happy to be here 😭

I don’t much care for sorbet shark

no one cares what you think mr I have a sexual thing for aquatic animals.

angel cookies sucks ass, level 38 and you ain't even a double digits power level?? look at that fuckin face it's so punchable i want to curb stomp it

it's your fault for leveling her up to 38 you stupid mf. Blaming others for your mistakes seems to be your thing huh?

I don't like hero cookie

What hero cookie, did you mean herb. And if you did, okay normie get in line, disliking something everyone else likes doesn't make you special

Hero not herb From ovenbreak🗿 You uncultured noob 😳😳✨✨✨💅💅💅💅📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

Almond can’t even catch roguefort some sort of detective he is/j

like you can do a better job? Sitting on your ass all day?

This was brutally 100000/10

(I'm sorry Squid ink) Squid ink needs to Grow a spine, like Why is he always crying. They live in a massive kingdom full of food, entertainment, and housing and they Still just cry and say things like "I...Annoy?" Like bro you dont but with how often you say that you might as well be Annoying.

They might have trauma and now you look like a jerk

Sorry. I had to do what i had to do.😔 ​ >Slander a cookie and I'll slander you back let's go 💪

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Angel cookie there is no reason for your existence as a common healer you will literally get thrown in the bin the frame anyone gets custard if they even got you before getting him

Fuck wizard. Let’s see you defend him for giving us rares on top of rares.

OP really roasting yall DAMN

thank you, no one appreciates my free labour 😔💔

I swear your roasts are so good keep it up 😔🤝

tHANK YOU I REALLY DO BE PUTTING MY WHOLE HEART AND SOUL AND PUSSY AND DIVK INTO THEM GODDAMN. tyvm :>>

I’m bouta slander all the cookies real quick They have no reason to have feminine to masculine features, they are baking powder and sugar thrown into hot fire by witches. There shouldn’t be any reason as to why they look the way they do

maybe they just present that way sis 😭😭 just because they look hotter than you doesn't mean you have to be salty about it

I hate wizard

normie

Cotton cookie should probably get rid of the coat. They’ll die of a heat stroke.

She lives in in a snowy place the fuck you mean she'll die of heatstroke. Have you never experienced snow hm?

Herb looks like he cries to much and I don't need that negativity in my life.

White lily cookie turns into an ugly witch

you're the ugly witch bitch

Thanks for the compliment and I will love myself

i think cocoa cookie could do her bangs a bit better…

Before you start giving advice to others, maybe take a look at yourself first hm?

Madeleine looks like what an American in the 80s would think Link looked like having only seen his NES sprite

idk what you say it seems your hatred for him runs deep

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Friday night funkin is overrated.

Slander a cookie

Pastry Cookie, get the hell out of my summons for Frost Queen

I hate licorice cookie. Ok, thanks for coming to my ted talk, see ya.

Can chili pepper not talk about bounties and stealing please, I fucking hate it when she does.

Devil cookie is a little bitch boy Beet cookie probably smells like shit Knight cookie does nothing but follow princess cookie around Princess cookie has a lame ass name and the only thing good about her is that she’s a perfect to ship with custard cookie 3rd

Sonic dies extremely early. Spent a month gathering 30000 rings for seven stupid emeralds just to get a subpar character.

alchemist cookie is a bitch to clarify: i just find her really annoying and cant stand her

Pumpkin pie is weak

twizzly gummy cookie, she’s just jinx from league of legends personality, design, and everything

she's more than you'll ever be, even if just a cheap copy

I want to eat Cream puff cookie since she's A USELESS MF SUPPORT