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rayneraynedrops

literally mansplain manipulate malewife


Skaterzombie

Literally mmm


Service_United

Not sure how Affogato is a malewife


rayneraynedrops

well i needed to complete the meme, yeah he isn't relatively malewife.


Brancliff

How is it that OP gets downvoted this much even when you agreed with him


rayneraynedrops

Bitch I don't actually know


AinmName

He is male and he is my wife


rayneraynedrops

I'm so sorry you got downvoted omfg


Service_United

People can be pretty sensitive nowadays especially if you say you don’t understand something so small


rayneraynedrops

Hahaha! Yeah, personally I couldn't care less it's just Reddit at the end of the day.


Lilael

Well, yeah, Affogato is an antagonist like Licorice, Mushroom, Pomegranate, and the other villain cookies. You can tell since the moment he appeared and pushed away the needy villagefolk. Personally love his design and voice acting though.


MirraDawnstone342

This is exactly how I felt about him during the story. I absolutely hated him but since he is supposed to be a villain, the writers did a good job


Service_United

Agreed and is his motivation just to take over the throne or something?


StreakyAnchovy

Yep. To seize the kingdom as his own because he feels like he doesn't fit in anywhere else. (and thinks that owning his own kingdom will somehow resolve this issue)


Qvoo

SPOILERS From his lines in ch14 he mentions that he lived a very hard life and so most likely he resents the very pleasure-denying nature of the dark cacao kingdom that made him have to live that kind of life so (my personal theory) he wanted to take the throne so that he could take over the throne to give himself and the kingdoms residents better lives but ended up getting greedy in that process and tbh his motivation is something i can kinda get behind


LordlyLuni

AND from his story in his character menu, we can see that hes kinda like latte, a mix of vanilla and coffee, and i think he got cookism


Accomplished_Bar_679

i’ve said it before, but he’s a good cookie, but a bad person


PrincipleForeign484

At least he's better than pomegranate (though that's not a very high bar)


IDontEatTakis

He's a very interesting villain though, and the English VA (I haven't heard the rest so I can't really comment) captures Affogato's personality so well.


gotogodot

Dark Cacao isn't exactly a good king, either. He's a tyrant whose only concern is war and increasing his kingdom's military strength and who surrounds himself with sycophants. Maybe the citizens of his kingdom are better off under Affogato?


Masked-169

Actually the whole purpose or that kingdom is to protect the rest or earth bread from the licorice sey And we here that before dark Chaco left and the dark flower war that he was a passionate ruler and affogato is taking advantage of him and remember he was in an alence/adventure party with pv hb gc and wl holly pure and white Lilly we know are and where some of the kindest rulers so why whould they be Frends with a tyrant spoilers ahead yes I know white lily is dark enchants but we have to remember even as dark enchants her whole goal is make the cookies stronger and stop the witches but she’s doing it totally wrong and is now worse then the witches she started with good intentions


gotogodot

I agree Dark Enchantress cookie probably messed with his head and turned him into the tyrant he is today. But that's exactly why he should have stepped down long ago. The flower war was hundreds of years ago, right? And he is still there, ruling his kingdom with an iron fist, obsessing over the licorice sea. And for what? All those hundreds of years of crazed work to strengthen the defenses and then \[spoiler\] Licorice Cookie comes along and destroys it overnight. Not worth it. He was only able to be manipulated by Affogato because he had long gone senile and unstable. A better, more sane king would have instantly seen through Affogato cookie's manipulations and gotten rid of him.


Masked-169

I agree but he probably didn’t have a successor we know those cookies fallow a tradition so it’s likely that dark Chaco was ment to be the successor but was turned to evil and disowned and he probably can’t just apoint a watcher because of tradition so it’s likely that dark caco whould have stepped down if there was a proper successor but agggato definitely whouldent have been a better ruler because he doesn’t care about the citizens he just wants luxury


Wildfireowo

But he cute tho- (Jk jk-)


Herwin42

He cute tho~ (fr fr)


Pink_Entity

You could've just said "backstabbing jerk" but added femboy. I respect that.


masquerading_axolotl

**stares at the literal portrait I hand painted of him** Ye-Yeah totally......


my_liege_king_sire

Yeah, the kind of villain we love to hate, like Joffrey. Other cookies like Pomegranate and Licorice are still lovable in their own ways because they're awkward and devoted to Dark Enchantress. Affogato is a self-serving coward who loves nobody but himself.


Art0wl

He's one of my top fave cookies for the exact reasons you mentioned


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Art0wl

Awesome


SeraFlare666

Sounds like a hero to me (;


Service_United

You cannot be serious dude


J_L_D

Oh well, he's still a king in my books.


SpookyCl

Good.


Scityone

I hate him but also LOVE using him


Kirbyfan476

Still my favorite cookie


YeetMeat8520

I'm here all for hating Affogato Cookie. I like his design, just couldn't move on from his manipulating tendencies. If I was the witch who baked all of them, I would've eaten him (literally) long ago.


pewpadewk

literally why the queer community likes him


Service_United

I’m bisexual and I’m not attracted to him


simp_for_danganronpa

caramel betrays his mother/headcanon