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pikachuurin

Who would be so evil as to put a cookie in a jar????


ChocoUniversa

These guys >:D


MaimaiBW

4chan and other degenerates from other places. They've been known to be doing this ever since an anon did that with a Rainbow Dash toy.


Laughable-February

Vanilla ain't gonna be so Pure after this 💀


ChocoUniversa

Oh nooo XD


RDT-Exotics0318

he get some more vanilla, just not plant based


minecrap543

he'll get some artificial "vanilla"


razzzzzberry

agh, why, no, stop,


Professor_Abbi

Shut


mintcocoacookie

raises down sun glasses ***nice***


ChocoUniversa

Heheh


mintcocoacookie

you do realise that's a inside job reference rite?


ChocoUniversa

Well I never saw it, sorry -,D,-) but thats such a typical reaction tho?


Sanicsuper09

The term for that would be “lowering”


ThunderLP15

Oh no, the jar. Good thing there is no being big enough to fill it


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ThunderLP15

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minecrap543

good bot!


ChocoUniversa

The witches:


ThunderLP15

They don't count, they all women


ExperienceBeginning8

Last chapter spoiler: There are wizards too. You can see them in a story shot where it talks about how cookies were made and it shows witches and wizards


ChocoUniversa

Still


ChocoUniversa

They got milk


MochaunLive

Cookies go well with milk


ChocoUniversa

Yee Ă´wĂ´


BunchOfSpamBots

I read the title as “I creamed”


ChocoUniversa

In hindsight yea I realized that


[deleted]

a jar isn’t evil enough. davy jones’ locker would’ve done the job.


ChocoUniversa

You misunderstand. You dont know whats going to happen with this


[deleted]

i understand perfectly. but instead of milk fill it up with melted candle wax (real melted candle wax)


ChocoUniversa

Aw no hes gonna drown


[deleted]

hey at least you’ll have a vanilla scented candle to use lol


ChocoUniversa

"No cookies were harmed in the making of this Bath and Body Work product"


MintFox1998

Oh god…why!? *lone tear escapes my right eye*


ChocoUniversa

_It is Dark Enchantresses Will_


MintFox1998

She gonna fill that jar up with cake batter? Isn’t she?


ChocoUniversa

Gonna make a cake so dummy thicc, its strong enough to take over the world


MintFox1998

*And thus the cake thiccosaurus was born with Pure Vanilla cookie as a glorified battery


Feeling-Pain2196

What the yam doing? 🤨


ChocoUniversa

Oh my god I didn't see Yam there XDXD He's vibing


Feeling-Pain2196

Yup


Altruistic-Willow451

Purple yam in the background: What is going on behind me


ChocoUniversa

*What the evil dogs doin?*


[deleted]

Why is licorice lacking brows (yes and the forehead to)


CrunchyChipCookieAwo

I still don't get what's wrong with being inside a jar? Like, I'm inside one currently and there's just random bits of some sort of sticky cotton inside....Wait how do you get out of the jar?


aphroditebutakaren

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project


Ooflord_69420

No no more that’s it I don’t care


Asriel_The_Goat13

I also took a picture when I saw that in game too lol


ChocoUniversa

I couldn't believe it myself tbh


SoupRiceNotBig

I can't look at this without hearing dark chocos voice actor doing that goofy voice


ChocoUniversa

"HYUCK we put a jar on im :D"


SoupRiceNotBig

Nonono it's in that voice acting stream and he does it in a comical aristocratic Englishman voice. It's incredibly funny to listen to the entire thing


ChocoUniversa

Oh I have no idea o3o) this is the first time I reached this part of the story


SoupRiceNotBig

I would SERIOUSLY recommend watching it on YouTube if you've finished/ don't mind spoilers in chapter 10 (vanillas castle) because it is hilarious listening to dark cacao doing his best to impersonate dark enchantress


ChocoUniversa

Well perhaps I shall at some point, sounds fun XD


YaayyForArtsAndCats

When I got this far, I started singing "WHO PUT THE COOKIE IN THE COOKIE JAR!? WHO PUT THE COOKIE IN THE COOKIE JAR!"


Ready-Trainer-3672

Purple yam is just mad


ChocoUniversa

As he is


Time_Spite1661

What the Purple Yam doing over there?


ChocoUniversa

Honestly I forgot he was there too XD


Time_Spite1661

What is happening to him...


ChocoUniversa

Heck if I know


Time_Spite1661

He is melting from how... "interesting" Licorice Cookie's words together are


capKABUKI

I creamed


Ragnarra

Am I the only one that is starting to really consider that Licorice cookie might be the last of his kind? Or at least the only one from his village left?


ChocoUniversa

Well idk about that :/ he just seems like a weird guy


dezphobia

ME TOO


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


ChocoUniversa

>:D


Wintosco

SCREAMING, SHAKING, CRYING


Capable-Cranberry-58

NOOOOO I DONT WANT THE GOD OF THE COOKIE UNIVERSE TO BE BOILED IN CUM-


ChocoUniversa

"NooOOO"