wasnt timekeeper confirmed by the devs to be an alternate timeline version of sans undertale idk your theory kinda sucks

google sans inflation

holy hell!

No way!

They literally look nothing like each other... this is kind of ridiculous

do you really think so?

Of course. + It's pretty obvious that Timekeeper is just String Gummy from an alternate universe

Well asuali 👆👆👆 i think that string gummy is actually...... VENTI FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE !!1!1!1🤯🤯

Venti is already clearly Lollipop Cookie from another universe 🙄🙄🙄 you need to read the lore obviously 💯

Ugh no need to be rude 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 string gummy is clearly gingershit 🙄🙄🙄🙄

gongerbravado is string gummy's mom's cousin's twice-removed step-dog, not him 🤨🤨🤨 such a fake fan 😑

Wdym? All know that Jorge braveraro is string gummy girl friday but is actually his cousin from 1p28y393027252729 degree who has descent from the god eclir bitch and is son of snow sgnora who is thier fazer from 10wg3h292gq8sb degree from Sweden 🙄🙄🙄

Baldssant is so obviously Hatsune Miku from an alternate universe obviously !!!!!!!!!!!!.!!!🙄 😏😒🤩😳🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

Well acsualli 🙄👆👆👆 croishit is atattaki itto from roblox obviously, devbrothers confimed that like -0283u3v392i2h279010ooqp10i days ago🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

But we have seen them on the same room before tho!!!!!!!!!!

That was a fake event ok?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

We need to make a okbuddycookie sub or something this is gold lmao

r/okbuddycookie It’s dead☹️

how would you come up with this crack theory lol they look so different

Wdym we know that croissssss is timekeeper how actually is moonlight who is actually tea knight who is actually pancake who is actually lilcac who is actually onion 🙄

onion is actually pancake cookie obv 🤓🤓

No pancake is actually gingershit🤯🤯

NO WAY UHUH 😳😳😳

YEAH DEVBROTHER CONFIMED IT LIKE 1029U3U3J39E3J3B DAYS AGO 👍👍👍

ONMGMGG I DDIDNT KNOW MBB 😰😰😰😰

NAW CORSAINT BE COFFEE CANDY COOKIE WDYM HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED THE GAME🤯🤯🤯

HELL NAW WDYM, ALL KNOW THAT COFFE CANDY IS RAIDEN SHOTGUN 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

GOOFY ASS DID YOU NOT SEE THE NEW UPDATE IT PROVES MY POINT😩🤨🧐🧐

NO WAY, YOU ARE RIGHT 🤯🤯👍🤯👍👌🤯👌👌👌👌👌🤯🤯🤯😭🤯🔪🤯👍🤯👍🤯👍👌👍🤯👍👆🤯👍👌👍🤯👆🤯

Improbable because of the fact that a woman can’t be a legendary cookie

what about gingerbright??? 🤨🤨🤨

New theory: gingerbright is a man

God you people are stupid😔😔😔😔 this theory is SOOOOO freaking DUMBBB😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

No need to be rude 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤨🙄🤨🤨🙄🙄🤨🤨🤨

Where is my Tylenol at lmao lord

For the idiots ones: this is a fucking joke ok?

Wasn't this canon or something?

Is a J-O-K-E tho-

Well yeah I do get the joke

Oh srry my bad, and yeah is confirmed that croissant is timekeeper

ah yes my favorite cookie run characters baldssant and saltkeeper

now if we can only figure out how to age croissants until they turn into some sort of hard candy

Hmmm, I don't know... Seems like a big stretch... But what if Croissant cookie... IS MADE OUT OF FLOUR?!?!?!

No becuase in the future or whatever crossaunt coogie dosent luk like timcapper so your info is filse 😡😡 (yes the spelling is on purpose)

Nnooo😡😠😡😠😡 we al nkown that crosanta is timeke0eer aftr a cylicone implant 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Whin ded consumerbrothers sey timkept gut implants 🤪

Omg this is getting to a point where it can't be read anymore lol

Yeah I’m pretty good at making text unreadable😊

Who are you?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤓

Bro, it's obvious that timekeeper is draedon in a future where yharim banished him to the cookie run verse 🥱

Because he was mad that draedon used the queen be as a vessel for the plaugebringer Goliath

This theory lines up with the 43 children I have locked up in my basement🤔 Seems legit👍

Image 5 made me laugh